Catch all 649 Pokemon, Store them all in a computer for the rest of their lives

Nah it’s cool, I have about ten or twelve that get to see the light of day occasionally. I mean I have a special bond with ALL my Pokemon! But even still 99% of them are gonna stay trapped in that virtual storage system FOREVER.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2011 · 10:39 AM 
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Advice Meme, Depressing, Nintendo, Pokémon, Strike A Pose, Too Much Free Time

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186 Responses to “Catch all 649 Pokemon”

  1. Hatley96 on March 28th, 2011 10:42 am

    MORE ADVICE MEMES

    WILL INSPIRE COMMENTS IN THIS STYLE

  2. Combatbeaver on March 28th, 2011 10:44 am

    It's okay it's probably the same as it is rel="nofollow">inside a pokeball

  3. invadingduck on March 28th, 2011 10:47 am

    FIND FIGHTING TYPE

    COUNTER WITH A PIDGIN

  4. Gaytits on March 28th, 2011 10:50 am

    But you can't store ALL of them in the computer, you have to have at least one Pokémon in your party.

  5. Bobomberman on March 28th, 2011 10:52 am

    So if red caught all 649 Pokemon…. did he steal the legendaries from the other trainers? Or maybe his mountain produces action replays.

  6. Shatman on March 28th, 2011 10:52 am

    So THAT'S why Red moved to the mountain. It's big enough for ALL his pokemon!

  7. Jade Catima on March 28th, 2011 10:57 am

    Who's at the very bottom of your PC box?

    Mine would be Granbull… ugly as sin, and at least Bibarel is a nice HM slave.

  8. Leo E. on March 28th, 2011 11:01 am

    Slightly related note, I just finished Pokemon Black yesterday… am I the only one who was completely amazed by everything that happened at the end?

    Most of the new Pokemon look a lot better than the Gen 3/4 ones, too (obviously minus the garbage bags, ice cream, and chandeliers), so I was actually very impressed by the new games.

  9. Vlauer on March 28th, 2011 11:03 am

    MAKE OVER 9000 MEMES

    MAKE EVEN MORE

  10. Rain on March 28th, 2011 11:04 am

    At least the anime averted this…
    Ash left all his Pokemon to Professor Oak and he takes care of them personally

    Ash is lucky that the anime Professor Oak isn't a pervert… or is he?

  11. spikkle on March 28th, 2011 11:06 am

    Team Galactic APPROVES.

  12. EphEphEcksIII on March 28th, 2011 12:41 pm

    What is a Pokemon?! Nothing but a miserable pile of data!
    *throws glass of moomoo milk*
    But enough talk have at you!
    rel="nofollow">Cue epic battle music

  13. Moggsster on March 28th, 2011 2:01 pm

    CATCH 649 POKEMON

    ONLY USE GARCHOMP

  14. GazzyW007 on March 28th, 2011 2:35 pm

    Light Yagami plays Pokémon now?

  15. PaladinVance on March 28th, 2011 2:37 pm

    why is Red talking?

  16. Howlingwolf214 on March 28th, 2011 2:44 pm

    Alright! I just caught the Rarest pokemon in this entire world, the stuff of thousands of legends and myths, capable of destroying this world!

    …Into the box with the zubats, rattatas and magikarps you go!

  17. Totema on March 28th, 2011 2:45 pm

    ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ADVICE MEMES AREN'T FUNNY

    KEEP POSTING ADVICE MEMES

  18. BoxeyBrown on March 28th, 2011 2:55 pm

    Anyone else find it kinda disturbing that the only time a pokemon is let out of a ball or computer is when it's fighting?

  19. Axel X on March 28th, 2011 3:00 pm

    CATCH ALL 649 POKEMON
    WONDER WHEN THE HELL IT WILL END

  20. Trainer_Black on March 28th, 2011 3:05 pm

    You know why ten year olds go out on pokemon adventures?

    It's because the bandwith of the Pokemon universe is so clogged up with pokemon they can't download porn or log onto 4chan.

  21. epicspoon on March 28th, 2011 3:07 pm

    No i'm pretty sure your supposed to max the stats of all 649 pokemon.
    I mean thats what I always do.

  22. Luigi676 on March 28th, 2011 3:18 pm

    He has HAL 9000 eyes. I guess this is why he'd like to store them in a computer.

  23. El_bruno on March 28th, 2011 3:52 pm

    Woah, 649 Pokemon

    ………………

    *sees related posts*

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-oakadvice-catchall493.jpg"&gt;

    awesomeface.jpg

  24. Red on March 28th, 2011 4:12 pm

    HEY!!! That's only 643/649ths true!!!

    Wait a second…
    *looks at post again*
    egads!!! That Red is a spy!

  25. Barry Allen on March 28th, 2011 4:20 pm

    I guess you could say that the trainer on this submission looks pretty

    *Sunglasses*

    BadASH

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

  26. Jimmy on March 28th, 2011 4:23 pm

    Catch one of each of all the pokémon the world has to offer

    BREED with ditto to get the opposite genders (also invite all the hotties of the world to join your "cruise")

    Build Arc and have Lugia flood Earth.

    Problems Noah?

  27. mikeorike on March 28th, 2011 4:57 pm

    So what's the problem with that? compared to the pokeballs, that PC must a whole island of pimpin' pokemon

  28. Sceptilianblade on March 28th, 2011 5:23 pm

    Another advice meme??

    *bleep* it, Shawn, just give us that last Meat Month challenge.

  29. Strike_low on March 28th, 2011 5:28 pm

    CATCH ALL 649 POKEMON

    DELETE THE SAVED GAME AND START A NEW ONE

  30. GazzyW007 on March 28th, 2011 5:35 pm

    POKEMON FAINTS

    CRAZY GUY THROWS IT AWAY CLAIMING IT IS DEAD

  31. HughbertEsq on March 28th, 2011 5:44 pm

    YOUOY

  32. Armetron on March 28th, 2011 6:20 pm

    that is why man created the action replay and complete pokedex code, to keep pokemon out of that jail

  33. k3man on March 28th, 2011 9:20 pm

    Of course, more advice memes. Here's one for Shawn or somethin.

    Send advice meme in,
    Pops up on front page next day.

  34. Red on March 28th, 2011 10:35 pm

    I like trains…
    *narrowly misses being hit by the Battle Subway*

  35. Frankenstrat247 on March 28th, 2011 11:51 pm

    MAKE BAD PUN

    RECEIVE 10 THUMBS UP

    [it's true though, freaking courage meat boy]

  36. hirokareo on March 29th, 2011 12:06 am

    This makes it seem so wrong

  37. Lordshadow on March 29th, 2011 1:17 am

    150 comments? Can't have THAT in a pokemon post. Gotta be 151. I claim this post in the name of using strength to push the fire truck after beating the elite four 75 times using only Mewtwo

  38. dope92 on March 29th, 2011 2:43 am

    FUCK!!!!

    your telling me that there are like 200 more of them genetically deformed things for me to enslave and imprison?

    *ruffles through box*

    least i got extra pokeballs

    <img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/balls.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  39. SonicsmyName on March 29th, 2011 4:45 am

    Y'know what? Screw it. That's RED in the middle of that advice, and you know what else? That's an EPIC picture of Red. I forgive Shawn for the advice meme this time, JUST for that.

  40. JboneDRS on March 29th, 2011 6:28 am

    Fill a Pokedex until it is a virtually a flawless encyclopedia of every known species on the planet…… never use it

  41. Marzen on March 29th, 2011 6:48 am

    It's even better since 10% of them now seem to be, like, the gods of Pokemon.

  42. munkyface710 on March 29th, 2011 8:02 am

    …650 anyone? (#000 Victini -- #649 Genesect = 650)

  43. Red on March 29th, 2011 5:37 pm

    Yes, a new recruit!
    That reminds me…
    <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3492916626_e82d11823f.jpg&quot; alt=""/>
    Sign up today for P.T.A.R.B. (Pokemon Trainers Against Rebecca Black). We aim to stop the Rebecca Black menace by any means necessary… even if it means ridding the world of places to sit!

  44. TheRedGrunt on March 29th, 2011 7:18 pm

    Catch all 649 Pokemon

    Realize you have no life

  45. Citrovc4 on March 31st, 2011 7:58 am

    Im sorry what do you mean 649 pokemon, I only know of 151.

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