Nah it’s cool, I have about ten or twelve that get to see the light of day occasionally. I mean I have a special bond with ALL my Pokemon! But even still 99% of them are gonna stay trapped in that virtual storage system FOREVER.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2011 · 10:39 AM
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MORE ADVICE MEMES
WILL INSPIRE COMMENTS IN THIS STYLE
It's okay it's probably the same as it is rel="nofollow">inside a pokeball
FIND FIGHTING TYPE
COUNTER WITH A PIDGIN
But you can't store ALL of them in the computer, you have to have at least one Pokémon in your party.
So if red caught all 649 Pokemon…. did he steal the legendaries from the other trainers? Or maybe his mountain produces action replays.
So THAT'S why Red moved to the mountain. It's big enough for ALL his pokemon!
Who's at the very bottom of your PC box?
Mine would be Granbull… ugly as sin, and at least Bibarel is a nice HM slave.
I SEE WHAT
YOU DID THERE
Slightly related note, I just finished Pokemon Black yesterday… am I the only one who was completely amazed by everything that happened at the end?
Most of the new Pokemon look a lot better than the Gen 3/4 ones, too (obviously minus the garbage bags, ice cream, and chandeliers), so I was actually very impressed by the new games.
MAKE IT ABOUT POKEMON
SUDDENLY OVER FOUR STAR RATING
MAKE OVER 9000 MEMES
MAKE EVEN MORE
At least the anime averted this…
Ash left all his Pokemon to Professor Oak and he takes care of them personally
Ash is lucky that the anime Professor Oak isn't a pervert… or is he?
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED
TO PUNCH A BIRD
Have you seen this Pokemon?
At least Granbull looks awesome as a guard dog
Team Galactic APPROVES.
"Hey, Ash, you mind catching a few Gardevoir? Female, please."
Dammit only have 5 badges, although I got the game since release…
Damn you flat without W-Lan and damn you Okamiden for stealing my time!
I've only got 3 badges… I have no free time! :/
GRAMMER HAMMER!
Pidgeon*
POKE HAMMER!
Pidgey*
GardevOak
Imagine it
"Well, difference being one's funny and the other is meatal sickness!"
Catch male. He will never notice anyway.
Trading?
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
POSSIBLE SPELLING ERROR?
"I thought that you said that food makes you crazy."
"THIS MAKES ME CRAZY, STEVE!"
*Rips brain out of back of skull*
*Collapses*
I had too much free time; logged about 30 hours playing it during the first week that I got it. Slowed down considerably after that, approaching 70 hours as of today.
…yah cause they look the same… I SWAER THE GUYS WILL CRY FOR THAT!!!!
Team Plasma on the other hand… "HEY, GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!!" *punch* *crack* "Shaymin, use hyper beam!" *lazer sound* "plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasmaaaaaaa" *curb stomp* "SHUT UP!! STOP SAYING THAT EVERY TIME YOU LOSE!!!!!"
I already got 1000 hours… yah no life here we come…
:3 my'n is a Lucario… and sadly it's level 2.
Glad to know. I actually enjoyed the second generation, but hated gen 3 and 4. Not as much as some people who can't accept any new pokemon as "good" (yay, dangerous link!).
HAMMER HAMMER!!
* NO YOU!*
What is a Pokemon?! Nothing but a miserable pile of data!
*throws glass of moomoo milk*
But enough talk have at you!
rel="nofollow">Cue epic battle music
No, just no
COUNTER-GRAMMAR HAMMER!
GRAMMAR*
CATCH 649 POKEMON
ONLY USE GARCHOMP
No, no.
He just loves mountains. A lot.
I mean, I found this under his pillow…
<img src="http://www.eikongraphia.com/images/tempelhof_mountain/Jakob_Tigges_-_Mountain_at_Tempelhof_1_S.jpg" height="200" width="200" />
Light Yagami plays Pokémon now?
GRAVITY HAMMER!
(We are on HALO-lz.)
why is Red talking?
My case:
Be sent on a trip to catch em all.
Only catch 10.
I thought it was ha-lolz.
Alright! I just caught the Rarest pokemon in this entire world, the stuff of thousands of legends and myths, capable of destroying this world!
…Into the box with the zubats, rattatas and magikarps you go!
ACKNOWLEDGE THAT ADVICE MEMES AREN'T FUNNY
KEEP POSTING ADVICE MEMES
Die Pocket Monster! You don't belong in this world!
Tribute? You steal Trainers' souls and make them your slaves!
…oh wait, it's the trainers that do that to the pokemon…carry on then.
It's obviously Ha-guys!
He just gets the scraps from Gary Oak.
Ha, I have you all beat! I have no life AND no version!
…shut up! At least I'll be getting a 3DS when it hits stores here.
Anyone else find it kinda disturbing that the only time a pokemon is let out of a ball or computer is when it's fighting?
CATCH ALL 649 POKEMON
WONDER WHEN THE HELL IT WILL END
You know why ten year olds go out on pokemon adventures?
It's because the bandwith of the Pokemon universe is so clogged up with pokemon they can't download porn or log onto 4chan.
No i'm pretty sure your supposed to max the stats of all 649 pokemon.
I mean thats what I always do.
LOOKS AT REPLIES
HAMMER TIME!
He has HAL 9000 eyes. I guess this is why he'd like to store them in a computer.
Eight badges, but not Elite Four yet.
And I'll have you know I love my Lampet very much!
UGH! You little…..!!!!!!!
C'mon! think on something else, think on something else!
<img src="http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/wtf-photos-videos-no-sir.jpg">
Ahhhh, much better……
"This video contains content from Turner, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-!!!!!!!!!!!
So, does that glass of moomoo milk kill you on one hit or cure you?
…………
…I've been playing too much I Wanna Be The Guy……
Woah, 649 Pokemon
………………
*sees related posts*
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-oakadvice-catchall493.jpg">
awesomeface.jpg
Or breeding.
Or singing and dancing.
WHEN I WAS
The Freeman! We will follow.
HEY!!! That's only 643/649ths true!!!
Wait a second…
*looks at post again*
egads!!! That Red is a spy!
I guess you could say that the trainer on this submission looks pretty
*Sunglasses*
BadASH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
it's Red…
Catch one of each of all the pokémon the world has to offer
BREED with ditto to get the opposite genders (also invite all the hotties of the world to join your "cruise")
Build Arc and have Lugia flood Earth.
Problems Noah?
have a +1 medkit dr Freeman
DAMN STRAIGHT.
Yo, dude when you're done using your comp, I'd like to download some porn of White. (Man, I love those shorts…they look so comfy…and easy to wear…). Mine's all backed up with viruses from the vids I downloaded of Marina and other girls having a kinky pillowfight…I'm amazed I can still post here though…
I already own one, I got it the day it came out
*Checks to see if he's awesome enough to bypass*
Nope.gif
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--!!!
>Your download of "hot_elesa_on_skyla_action.rar" has lost connection to the server.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- DAMN YOU BOX FULL OF WAILORDS!
IDK man, it was sort of predictable in my opinion. I ended up having a no-loss streak from beginning to end. (Then again I grinded like a fiend…) but after it was all over, you realize you never fought the awesome Shadow Triad, never really had much to worry about (like your rivals weren't nearly as challenging as Gary Oak. Ah…memorable times…) and the after game is essentially a Sage huntdown and Legendary run. Sure, there are still a few trainers to take down but no re-matches like with Joey Youngster. You get no VS Seeker nor a fishing rod throughout the ENTIRE story until after you beat it…no motivation for you to really do the Pokemon Musical other than the Trainer Card upgrade or the props themselves…IDK…I liked the ending, don't get me wrong, it was almost as if [SPOILERS] realized something inside himself and released the legendary Zekrom (I had Black) so that it may be liberated. Yet, it was still so predictable that the main villain was really [SPOILER].
I really wanted a casino…*sob*
I totally didn't expect what totally happened after the E4…
…my mouth was agape the whole time.
When the box get's full:
I'm afraid I can't let you store that Dave
- I ONLY used Dave because of the 2001 reference… and my own comment --
or, in gen 5… Simipour!
No, it's Imposter-Red… I cycle through my pokemon!
<img src="http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/071/655/small/Pikachu_trollface_doing_it_right.jpg" alt="" />
(best poke-trollface I could find)
*sirens* rel="nofollow">
because he's an imposter!!! How many times will I have to say this!!!
*Red hurt himself in his rage/confusion*
So what's the problem with that? compared to the pokeballs, that PC must a whole island of pimpin' pokemon
Garbod… damnit Rain!!!
good one… Mine's actually… well… the Bellsprout I caught with a Masterball -- I wasn't thinking when I used it.
???
PROFIT
<img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/239/0/d/Fancy_Wailord_by_Luigimanultra7.png" alt="" />
well, they need the extra storage space for their stockpiles of tea!
No, it's full of HSOWA images… no wonder they're so eager to get out!
I'm just chillin' with my Simipour, waiting for friday… that is when I have planned a massive armor assault on Rebecca Black.
General Mudkip should be checking on the troops…
*checks watch*
…right about now
And the fourth step?
(I'll give you a gentlemanly hint: it's a homophone of "Prophet".)
….SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII CHYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*burning noises and insults*
Look in the background (the horn players) rel="nofollow">
Another advice meme??
…
*bleep* it, Shawn, just give us that last Meat Month challenge.
CATCH ALL 649 POKEMON
DELETE THE SAVED GAME AND START A NEW ONE
TIME
PARADOX
And you're good Ash!
Goodie little two shoes! Goodie little two shoes! Goodie little two shoes!
THERE you are we've been waiting this whole time…
[I actually want to make a Gordon Freeman profile who says nothing now.]
POKEMON FAINTS
CRAZY GUY THROWS IT AWAY CLAIMING IT IS DEAD
good… bad… I'm the one with a Gyarados.
So Red is a BLU spy? Huh.
Therefore RED = BLU.
:|
Oh shush, Team Plasma.
Link: Oh, please *sips tea*
STOP
SPANNER TIME!
No, that Red is a BLU spy…
I'm on my own team!
YOUOY
MC HAMMER!!!
<img src="http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/26927/498543-mc_hammer_large.jpg" alt="" />
c-c-c-c-c-combo break-it down!
<img src="http://media.steampowered.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/10/10f9b33ab699af9d7cafcfda8e64d81c50e08dae_full.jpg" />
Why don't you take a seat right over there?
I played pokemon Red and I need to say, you still could use only 1 pokemon in battles, never stop to EV train/level it (just random grass battles and trainer battles) and yet beat every gym and rival encounter.
that is why man created the action replay and complete pokedex code, to keep pokemon out of that jail
Not gonna lie, I put that in my address bar to see if something showed up.
Where are you? Bumfuk Egypt? That is actually a city.
You mean in that Animus? I'm on to you…
EDIT:
*Repressed memories…
*struts in with a Mudkip corpse slung over shoulder* "Did any of you happen to kill a RED spy on the way in here? No? Then we still have a problem"
Uh… what to do… Oh! It's…
PLANNER TIME!
Wait, you've got the wrong mudkip
QUIT TAKING MY JOB! I AM THE SPY FOR BOTH TEAMS. DOUBLE-AGENT FTW!
I see what you did there… with my BLACKGLASSES!
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More appropriate battle music for the occasion at hand. *Cloaks* *goes in for the kill* *stabby stab*
Atheism is a non-Prophet association.
I HAVE THE SOLUTION! TO ROME!!!!!!!!!!!
On my first time playing pokemon blue, I used my masterball on… Missingno. D:
His mountain doesn't produce them. I deliver them through the "magazine" tunnels… Shit.
Simipour sucks… I prefer my tanked out Samurott. Goes great with pancakes!
I can see the tunnels! Why do I keep mentioning them? Fuck you, thats why.
I think you mean Tepig goes with pancakes….
mmmmmm canadian tepig…
*Skims comments and tries best to avoid spoilers*
…MUST…GET…POKEMON….BLACK….NOW….
Also, new Pokemon look cooler than the Gen 3? I'd love to object to that.
CAPS LOCK
CRUISE CONTROL
Same!
Good news everyone! I am now one of many owners of a 3DS.
And now I am broke. Worth it? Damn straight it was!
nice idea just make sure to at least post things like "…" and *SMACK!!!!*
HELL YEAH!
*High fives AxelX*
Of course, more advice memes. Here's one for Shawn or somethin.
Send advice meme in,
Pops up on front page next day.
*reveals sack full of dead Mudkips* "I don't think so."
And we'd love to shout OBJECTION! and give our own opinions.
I made some Snivy Salad earlier today… goes great with Cherrim Tomatoes!
If Team Galactic approves, that makes it too mainstream for me.
Spiders…that's even worse, you bastard -shudders from arachnophobia-
Hmm… In Black right now, my PC box has the following: Virizion in Box 4, Axew in 3, Tangela in 2, and Litwick in 1.
NOW!!!
*suddenly, surrounding quaker171*
<img src="http://www.odailon.blogger.com.br/wookie%20army.jpg" alt="">
your pokecide of the mudkips ends now!
Attack my wookie acquaintances!!!
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jJn8okcbt30/TPKf0UyolvI/AAAAAAAAAgc/rXGyh-K7OOI/s1600/Gardevoir_meets_V.jpg" alt="" />
Mianus, CT???
I like trains…
*narrowly misses being hit by the Battle Subway*
No, there is a spa on my mountain just for legend'ry pokemon… I catch them and release them in exchange for spa use
<img src="http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/150/f/2011/075/e/3/liquid_snivy_by_keijimatsu-d3br3pt.png" alt="" />
you may want to check on your salad
What is this?
I get Starcraft 2 that you want to play so badly and you get 3DS that I want to get so badly…
WTF IS THIS MADNESS???
And no it's not Sparata.
*holds a gun up to the back of DM1293's head*
tour's over, bud
MAKE BAD PUN
RECEIVE 10 THUMBS UP
[it's true though, freaking courage meat boy]
This makes it seem so wrong
150 comments? Can't have THAT in a pokemon post. Gotta be 151. I claim this post in the name of using strength to push the fire truck after beating the elite four 75 times using only Mewtwo
But no one expects the yellow team!
Can I stay? I'm still looking for a Larvatar.
FUCK!!!!
your telling me that there are like 200 more of them genetically deformed things for me to enslave and imprison?
*ruffles through box*
least i got extra pokeballs
<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/balls.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
I like swords!
most of the Gen V pokemon are pretty good but yeah a lot are terrible, like the monkeys. Oh god the monkeys.
AGAHGHGh Ohhh my GAAAHAHAHHAHA I can't see anymore!
Y'know what? Screw it. That's RED in the middle of that advice, and you know what else? That's an EPIC picture of Red. I forgive Shawn for the advice meme this time, JUST for that.
Pfff, just move to Unova, they've got wild Tyranitars.
I KNOW right!? :D
The end-game is pretty damn awesome, and I love how you can [SPOILERS UP IN THIS BITCH!] add Zekrom/Reshiram to your team if it's full, and how they automatically step in front to battle their counter-part o3o Not to MENTION how awesome Fusion Flare/Bolt looks when powered up!
Have you caught Kyurem yet, btw? And I REALLY hope your Mons are over lvl 60, or you're in for a NASTY surprise.
I'm most likely buying one today :D AM I COOL NOW?!
(Srsly tho, I'm psyched :D)
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Fill a Pokedex until it is a virtually a flawless encyclopedia of every known species on the planet…… never use it
It's even better since 10% of them now seem to be, like, the gods of Pokemon.
And some Lopunny. And a Meloetta if you happen to see one.
I liek Mudkipz.
Team Plasma registration offices are over there.
…650 anyone? (#000 Victini -- #649 Genesect = 650)
It may be red, but that doesn't kill the joke?
Jimmy: "Wait a sec…aren't you that guy that started sleeping with my moth--"
*Chloroformed*
Professor Samuel Oak: "SSSSSSSSHHHHH sleep now."
Beware the flaming poo of Simsear. That's all I have to say. The other two are wet diarrhea, and poo that you can see corn kernels in…gross.
LOL Or…you could just take it for a nap and whip out all your balls till you catch it. Musharna's hypnosis for the WIN.
So I has herd
Yes, a new recruit!
That reminds me…
<img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3663/3492916626_e82d11823f.jpg" alt=""/>
Sign up today for P.T.A.R.B. (Pokemon Trainers Against Rebecca Black). We aim to stop the Rebecca Black menace by any means necessary… even if it means ridding the world of places to sit!
well?
I always expect the unexpected, and if no one expects the Spanish Inquisition, then I must expect the Spanish Inquisition, as the Spanish Inquisition is unexpected!
Is that who supplies water for Bear Grylls?
let's just say that when it comes to killing the joke…
*shades*
I was caught Red handed.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The http address
ezz do notheeeeng!
http://memegenerator.net/Y-U-NO/ImageMacro/670370…
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs47/i/2009/181/6/6/Chibi_Larvitar_by_nejilovedove1010.jpg" alt="" />
Here, take it and get out
Looks up the meaning of homophone (which is a joke in and of itself)—>realizes joke—>LOL
Catch all 649 Pokemon
Realize you have no life
We still have the floor!!!
Don't worry guys, I'm still hiding under his bed
Then you get to hear the truth. Larvatars are rock type…and he loves mountains…
And don't get me started on the Onix vore he has.
Yeah, I didn't have any mons higher than 51 after Ghetsis, so I went and caught Kyurem first thing. He was a great help :D
Ah cool. I caught Volcarona by using attract with my last (non-K.O.'d pokémon) Swoobat. Since it was Level 70, and all my guys were roughly level 50, THAT was a HUGE help for catching Kyurem…well…that and the 99 revives I bought…I ♥ those maniacs and their money.
Im sorry what do you mean 649 pokemon, I only know of 151.
I find it funny that Volcarona is a pretty damn rare mon.
Also it was scary strong when I met it. I had mons in the middle 60's, but he STILL bet my ass around with his GOD. DAMN. QUIVER DANCE. D8<
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