Unlike most Pokemon, Hipster Diglett is only interested in things that are underground!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 26, 2011 · 10:44 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I can Diglett.
Dugtrios are too mainstream.
FUCK, you ruined Diglett for me, forever!
http://i53.tinypic.com/dr9rt1.jpg
I cannot handle a joke of this magnitude.
My favorite band?
You wouldn't know them. They're pretty underground.
Mama ain't raised no fool jack, i can dig it sucka!
Things are THAT easily ruined forever for you? By putting glasses on them?
I understand Diglett's hipster because he's underground, but wouldn't being underground be too mainstream for him. That's why I taught my hipster Diglett Aerial Ace: http://www.rarecandytreatment.com/comics/1108298/…
Isn't liking something "underground" (I know its the pun of the joke, but still) a contradiction to being a hipster with their Call of dutys, their farmviles, their justin beavers, etc etc?
I want my 5 minutes back
Sorry, I was at Tvtropes recently on top of hating hipsters.
I am very aware that I'm overreacting, by the way.
Same here.
Sorry, no refunds.
Just 5 minutes?
Lucky you then, better be grateful :P
You ever heard of Cage? No? Didn't think so…
I liked using dig BEFORE it was cool.
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Nuff said
Diglitt is a hipster but Pokemon is so mainstream.
OK then.
YOUR MUSIC IS UNDERGROUND
*Hipster magickarp*
MINE IS UNDERWATER
I was there for 2 hours at least. finally stopped after running into http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Cassan… or thereabouts. Amazing how that site can just suck you in…
I bet Hipster Diglett loves Juice.
These Dark Glasses? Not prescription.
Nope. A hipster can't play anything like CoD and Farmvile.
The only games they can play are the ones 95% of the gamers never heard of. If they love some game but it gets famous, then it's ruined forever.
Pff, that Diglett is no hipster. There are other 2 other digletts using those hats, they are so mainstream.
*Saw the last part of your post*
God help us when someone submits an image of Justin Bibarel.
Three Digglets hanging out together?
MAINSTREAM!
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All Digletts do. Remember that Coolness is super-effective against Digletts….
…and most Ground Types.
Too soon?
For what? Sucker Punch?
The Sinnoh Underground?
Berry Juice?
eh, Pretty Underground got ruined for me when the old guitarist left…
Is it me, or does that Diglett look like Linkara?
Relivant.
His hat and glasses are ironic,
because he's underground most of the time anyways!
Or perhaps 'relevant'?
the glasses are too small.
Ether way, that comment served it's purpose.
And better than sudowoodo, while I'm at it.
Okay here is a question. If Hipster Diglett is only interested in the underground stuff why in the name of Arceus is he above ground?
Ah, a new commenter, let me give you a tour. To your right you see a coat hanger, which is where we put our eternal souls before seeing ANY submissions. Now that you're properly prepared for this tour, we'll start off with the thousands of people throwing up at mudkip yuri, <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/sexkips.jpg">
…
Are you in shock?
and just think there are millons of those in the poke-vesre
It'd hate to be the one to remind you of this, but there has been three Bieber related submissions thus far.
Shut your mouth!
It's proven that if you feel nothing when seeing an image like that, you've been here too long.
If you find yourself attracted, MUCH too long.
-Takes soul from rack an looks through posts-
Yep your right gazzy, not phased at all…
…Oh god what have i become!?!!
fffffffuck.
Thank you for that kind introduction.
I'll put my soul away with the rest that you have here,
My Diglett saw yours, thought it was kinda cool, then started using Surf.
Yep, he was using Surf not just before it was cool, but before he was even physically able to.
I saw a Hipster Diglett at the beach once. He said he was totally into collecting fresh Soft Sand because it's better for the environment.
He then put on his sandals and walked away.
Hipster Diglett can be caught only by a masterball -- normal pokeballs are too mainstream.
+1 for Hipster Hitler reference
I AM A MAN!
*scratch!*
Oh hey… since when were you on Halolz?
His eyes need to see the stuff that isn't underground, so he can mock it.
gooooood. I'm sure you'll fit in here just fine. Not that anyone fits in here.
Hipsters play only pirated games. Because every game gets too mainstream for them just after it gets released.
Example: "I liked [game_name_here] before it went to stores!"
You are a Magnemite. Whereas I AM A MACHAMP!
*Punch*
On one hand, they are probably funny.
On the other hand, its Beiber.
Do I dare watch them?
…I was going to say something witty, but now i'll just curl up in the corner because I know i'll never find anything as awesome as that.
Congratulations, you just made me watse 5 hours of my life surfing cracked! Here, have a cookie.
*gives cookie*
I may be able to help:
Gotta post 'em all!
I dugtrio before any of you ever did
Wait… We were supposed to give our souls away BEFORE browsing?
Well shit.
Uuuh, if I'm still not fazed… What… What does that make me? I'm kinda afraid of the consequences.
Guy needs to be ironic somehow…
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Magikarp. :P
By that logic, I have been here longer than video games have existed.
No, that's too mainstream. I hang out in the Johto Underground.
Don't you mean there HAVE been three? In that case… uh… *cough*grammar hammer*cough*… so… yeah…
OBJECTION!
Every player ever has received a Master Ball, making them mainstream. He can only be caught in the ? ball. The ? ball is received from Enigma berries, which actually exist.
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Enigma_Ber…
Dark Glasses? Don't you mean Blackglasses?
somebody needs to take a picture of Diglux and add some wings and those Blackglasses.
DAMN! By the way, you are supposed to loudly proclaim "GRAMMAR HAMMER!" and hit them, then tell them why. Example:
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Relevant
*takes cookie before it can be eaten* *cloaks and runs away*
Too many posers in Goldenrod for my liking. It's all about Hoenn Underground now…though I wouldn't expect you to know about that. Or any of the residents of Mauville City for that matter.
What about Dive Balls? Like, no-one uses those…
Eh, it was late, I was tired, that shit happens.
With that said, guess I've been hanging out in Terra's heart to long…
Hey! Get back here! *shoots chains of light*
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I start out with Pikachu, starter pokemon are too mainstream.
apparantly diglett became interested in some other underground things after he evolved…
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He's only talkin' 'bout Diglett.
that is technically porn.
*watches chains fly in the wrong direction*
*sneaks up behind Master Eraqus.* *backstab*
*cloaks again and sneaks away*
Wait… you only included 2 links, and only one was about Justin Bieb-queer.
I use them all the time. So up yours.
You wish that was the underground I was talking about. I was referring to the tunnel system my Dunsparce dug out beneath Red's mountain so I can deliver his "magazines" without raising suspicion. Oh crap.
Diglux+Wings… I posted that idea earlier, and now it's not here. :(
Digga please.
I see what you did there!
He needs to make sure nobody else is going underground, so it won't be mainstream.
*uses magnet to catch quaker*
Nice try, but I always have Second Chance equipped.
One link showed all the Bieber related posts as well as any that may or may not get posted in the future. The other link is to show that I do, in fact, would love to burst your bubble by reminding you of the presence of Bieber on Halolz.
Music in a river?
Thats so Mainstream.
Wow. You would think someone would catch that earlier.
Ugh Actually it was mostly because Magnitude is an attack in Pokemon that happens to be a ground type attack………but that's good too.
Well, thanks for telling me, because I will never click any link pertaining anything to do with him if I know it does.
OBJECTION! I AM WEARING NO METAL! You only snagged my knife!
Oh. It finally showed up.
It's a double meaning. I cut my losses and deleted the comment.
You know who else doesn't have metal? The countless Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed that fell victim to that spell. With that said:
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I just noticed a grammar error in my comment. Oh well, too late to fix it now.
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This was a let down…
You've failed!
At least my 666th post is this instead of something boring like this.
Isn't that New Mauville?
Then I can digglett.
hipster gary: I [any verb here] [any noun here] before you [repeat]
Yeah, this is going to be FUN. (:D)
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you've made him proud!
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CURSES!!! Foiled again!
Yep i'm going to go and delete the internet, you guys just can't use it properly…
I could never understand why diglett could learn scratch in the first place…