I AM THE BATMAN

Who’s that Pokemon? *checks Pokedex*
Swadloon: The Dark Knight Pokemon. Swadloon brings swift justice to the criminal element in the Unova region and has an extremely gravely voice (at least for a grass type).
Now if only I could think of some sort of Pokemon equivalent for Commissioner Gordon!
By Joshua L.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 21, 2011 · 4:51 AM 
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112 Responses to “I AM THE BATMAN”

  1. Fhantinabox on March 21st, 2011 5:03 am

    OBJECTION!

    This Pokemon cannot be the Dark Knight on account that he's sparkling!

  2. Annonith on March 21st, 2011 5:09 am

    *gasp* THAT BATMAN IS EDWARD CULLEN! RUUUUN!

  3. therandombear on March 21st, 2011 5:19 am

    sooo…that means Joker is a werewolf who rips off his shirt to flex his smexy muscles?…*thinks back to last boss of Arkham Asylum*…Ye.
    I rest my case.

  4. SHORYUSHORYU on March 21st, 2011 5:21 am

    Somehow I pictured him to be less cute, me and my sensible imagination.

  5. nemb94 on March 21st, 2011 5:26 am

    An amazon attack, a deadly Beedrill weapon Beedrills my god

  6. Redzeroine on March 21st, 2011 5:30 am

    Does that make Mr.Mime the Joker?

  7. Jimmy on March 21st, 2011 5:45 am

    Commisioner Gordon = Samurott??? Sealeo???

  8. Alpar on March 21st, 2011 5:48 am

    <img src="http://lolbot.net/pix/14472.jpg"&gt;

    Kind of a big wall, but relevant.

  9. Alpar on March 21st, 2011 5:51 am

    Then I assume Roselia is Poison Ivy.

  10. Alpar on March 21st, 2011 5:52 am

    He's not sparkling…

    …he's shining like a true hero…

  11. chuckpebble on March 21st, 2011 6:54 am

    I'm not going to ask him why, because its been done to death, but the man does look awfully serious.

  12. Gaytits on March 21st, 2011 7:01 am
  13. spplmj on March 21st, 2011 7:03 am

    He's the hero Unova needs, to deserve, because he himself deserves someone that he needs to protect, otherwise no one will deserve the protection that they need themselves to deserve.

    so by that logic we have to chase him down and arrest him so he can explain WTF is he trying to say with all this need/ deserve crap

  14. chuckpebble on March 21st, 2011 7:13 am

    Count me as creeped the EFF out!

  15. Shatman on March 21st, 2011 7:19 am

    *breaks out whip* DIE MONSTERS! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!

  16. Dimomarg on March 21st, 2011 7:36 am

    I AM
    THE BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
    fix'd.

  17. MoG on March 21st, 2011 7:58 am

    He's climbing through yo windows…

  18. MexicanJuice on March 21st, 2011 8:01 am

    Is it weird that I'm completely ignoring the freaky Pokemon hugging the window and staring at the reflection of Fennel?

  19. seanhl on March 21st, 2011 8:15 am

    I think that'd work out like this on those two

  20. MoG on March 21st, 2011 8:18 am
  21. Ichiinu on March 21st, 2011 9:06 am

    1 problem:
    That Zoroark should look like anything BUT a Zoroark.

  22. Kinockun on March 21st, 2011 9:34 am

    …well I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway. O.O

  23. tveye on March 21st, 2011 9:41 am
  24. The_AntiVillain on March 21st, 2011 10:12 am

    doduo/weezing is two-face
    roselia is ivy
    empoleon is penguin
    machoke is bane
    cacturne is scarecrow
    feraligatr is killer croc
    etc.

  25. Gamage on March 21st, 2011 10:18 am

    Looks like he's about to get to the root of the problem.

  26. Leo E. on March 21st, 2011 10:27 am

    He's snatchin' yo Pokemon up, tryin' to rape 'em so y'all need to hide yo Jynx, hide yo Hypno, and hide yo Magmar too 'cause he rapin' errybody out here.

  27. MrRaccoon on March 21st, 2011 10:33 am
  28. Leon_Rios on March 21st, 2011 10:39 am

    That was beautiful, man.

  29. WeegeeDoll on March 21st, 2011 10:40 am

    FOREVER CUBONE

    …..yes I know I used the same joke two pokemon submissions in a row, bite me

  30. Red on March 21st, 2011 10:45 am

    So here's Robin:
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/totalpokemonisland/images/a/a3/Taillow.png&quot; alt="" />

    And the PokeBatmobile is actually a bicycle, which, unfortunately, was destroyed by Ash's Pikachu!!

  31. Red on March 21st, 2011 10:46 am

    It was because of this guy:
    <img src="http://img.gkblogger.com/blog/imgdb/000/000/107/701_2.jpg&quot; alt="" />

    He used Encore

  32. Red on March 21st, 2011 10:48 am

    Roserade?

    But Poke-Robin is the same gender, so your Attract move is useless
    (tried to reference Batman & Robin, I think it turned out as good as the movie did)

  33. Red on March 21st, 2011 10:51 am

    <img src="http://www.flux-rad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/antoine_dodson.large_.jpg&quot; alt="">

    also:
    I was attacked, by Team Rocket/Magma/Aqua/Galactic/Plasma [take your pick] Grunts in the projects

  34. MorningMoon on March 21st, 2011 10:55 am

    I have no funny, so i'll just add that that thing before evolving was Spider-man, just swinging around with its stringshot and poking fun of everyone before beating the crap out of them. :3

  35. Deep Thought on March 21st, 2011 11:34 am

    Alakazam -- the riddler
    cloister -- Mr. Freeze
    ditto -- Clayface

  36. The_AntiVillain on March 21st, 2011 11:41 am

    i was kinda thinking ? mark unown as riddler

  37. DJPastel on March 21st, 2011 12:07 pm

    Commissioner Groudon!

  38. C__F on March 21st, 2011 12:09 pm

    I think we should leaf the puns alone.

  39. KZN02 on March 21st, 2011 12:15 pm

    I would have thought it would be Zubat, Golbat, Crobat, Woobat, or Swoobat. Hmm … Batgirl as Swoobat?

  40. GazzyW007 on March 21st, 2011 12:31 pm

    But they have cars in the new game. Therefore either Swadloon can drive or the PC is Batman!!

    I mena how can they get from one side of a CONTINANT to the other in minutes?

  41. GazzyW007 on March 21st, 2011 12:32 pm

    Yes this topic has bloomed . We should cut off the stem .

  42. GazzyW007 on March 21st, 2011 12:33 pm

    And we are all together coo coo kee choo?

  43. Giroro91 on March 21st, 2011 12:37 pm

    Crap, I was just about to post "should have been an Emolga." You beat me to it. -_-

  44. doepker on March 21st, 2011 1:00 pm

    "I will protect Unova from evil."

    *Piplup walks in as Alfred*

    But sir, you don't learn protect until level 20.

  45. TCC on March 21st, 2011 1:29 pm

    Fly.

  46. smartmonkey on March 21st, 2011 1:34 pm
  47. Grammar Berzerker on March 21st, 2011 2:59 pm

    Raichu: Well, you look nervous. Is it the tail? You want to know how I got it? So I had a Pokemon trainer, great lad, like you, who tells me I lose too many battles. Who tells me I ought to be stronger. Who fights and gets in trouble with Team Rocket…

    One day, he loses to Gary Oak. And we get kicked out of the Pokemon league. He can't take it. I just want to see him battle again, hm? I just want him to know that I'm going to be stronger next time.

    So, I find a Thunderstone and do this…to myself. And you know what? He can't stand the sight of me! He releases me. Now I never get KO'd. Now I'm always winning!

  48. Ichiinu on March 21st, 2011 3:22 pm

    Couldn't Ditto also be Chameleon? Although I guess he's more of a Spiderman villain…

  49. DM1293 on March 21st, 2011 3:24 pm

    You magnificent son of a Growlithe.

  50. Ichiinu on March 21st, 2011 3:27 pm

    Yeah, Bug, Buzz off.

  51. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 3:45 pm

    Uh… Yes. Yes it is.

  52. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 3:50 pm

    Magmar-Firefly
    Krookodile- Killer Croc
    Dustox-Killer Moth
    Golbat-Man-Bat
    Also, GRAMMAR HAMMER!
    *Cloyster.

  53. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 3:51 pm

    WOW. Did not see that coming.

  54. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 3:51 pm

    THE FRANCHISES! THEY ARE COLLIDING!

  55. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 3:53 pm

    Absol-utely.

  56. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 3:54 pm

    KILL IT WITH… EVERYTHING!

  57. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 3:55 pm

    G-G-G-GRAMMAR HAMMER!
    *Continent.

  58. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 3:58 pm

    We don't have the hedge-clippers because, even though I sent Red to the store, he hadn't Botany.

  59. BlueMario on March 21st, 2011 4:02 pm

    Zangoose as Cmsnr Gordon. Totally

  60. BlueMario on March 21st, 2011 4:05 pm

    < b >
    or
    < i >
    with out the spaces

  61. Redzeroine on March 21st, 2011 4:06 pm

    Well played, Mime Jr.

  62. BlueMario on March 21st, 2011 4:09 pm

    Nono, Mr. Freeze would be Regiice

  63. Leon_Rios on March 21st, 2011 4:25 pm

    Tribute?!? You steal FANGIRLS' souls, and make them your slaves!

  64. 42jslasht on March 21st, 2011 4:26 pm

    Commissioner Gordon would definitely be Herdier. Only Pokemon with the stache for it.

  65. Deep Thought on March 21st, 2011 4:33 pm

    Sudowudo -- Scarface
    That electric ghost thing -- The ventriloquist
    Delcatty -- Catwoman
    Mewtwo -- Prometheus

  66. TehVortex on March 21st, 2011 4:44 pm

    *Folds back a bookcase full of TMs and pulls out TM17*

    Piplup: I believe I am mistaken, sir.

  67. DM1293 on March 21st, 2011 4:52 pm

    Alpar, I would damn you, but I can't.

    I can however, slightly damn you. Enjoy the boring part of hell.

  68. Jimmy on March 21st, 2011 4:53 pm

    I blame Bush for his green stimulus. It's not "all-natural". Somebody needs to cut our debt down to size otherwise it'll overgrow.
    <img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/sandrakae/Dumb Ass/GoodBushBadBush.jpg">

  69. Jimmy on March 21st, 2011 4:59 pm

    Spinarak, spinarak, does whatever a spinarak can.Spins a web, any size,
    Catches prey just like flies
    Look Out!
    Here comes the Spinarak!!! ♫♪♫♪

  70. Jimmy on March 21st, 2011 5:00 pm

    No no no, that's Blackman. His secret identity is the lovable Bill Cosby.

    Did you know that Marvel was considering doing an African American version of Spiderman?

  71. Jimmy on March 21st, 2011 5:06 pm

    *Rotom

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    PokéMart: for all of your pokémon needs!!! Now located in your nearest Pokémon Center!!!

  72. Jimmy on March 21st, 2011 5:07 pm

    Fangirl slaves? Hmm…tell me more…I'm intrigued.

  73. Jimmy on March 21st, 2011 5:08 pm

    Eh, wynaut? v(^w^)v 1up epeen

  74. £cake on March 21st, 2011 5:46 pm

    Commissioner Groudon.

  75. £cake on March 21st, 2011 5:51 pm

    Catwoman
    <img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/liepard.jpg&quot; alt="Catwoman" img="">

  76. £cake on March 21st, 2011 5:54 pm

    It's a Zoroark disguised as another Zoroark.

    POKÉCEPTION

  77. Ichiinu on March 21st, 2011 6:09 pm

    Or maybe it's really a Zorua? Just a poor child, forced into a live of crime for its survival ;_;

  78. Ichiinu on March 21st, 2011 6:14 pm

    Did you just send him to the Ring of the Slightly Damned?

  79. DM1293 on March 21st, 2011 6:24 pm

    YES. But who am I to do that?

    That will only be revealed when my E-peen is 100.

  80. Zyquux on March 21st, 2011 6:40 pm

    Don't forget the closing < /b > or < /i > tags (without the spaces, of course).

  81. Xyxoz on March 21st, 2011 6:59 pm

    It's a Ditto that transformed into a Zorua that looks like a Zoroark.

  82. Xyxoz on March 21st, 2011 7:02 pm

    Meh, not really. I already live with a giant creepy clown (my "little" brother). Plus, Fennel is hot.

  83. Xyxoz on March 21st, 2011 7:03 pm

    I woulda thought Girafarig would suit Twoface better.

  84. Xyxoz on March 21st, 2011 7:09 pm

    Batgirl with one giant nostril on her pig nose=DO NOT WANT!

  85. Nick Soapdish on March 21st, 2011 7:29 pm
  86. MexicanJuice on March 21st, 2011 7:50 pm

    Cool, just wanted to know. I'm gonna keep on staring, then.

    Wait, if I were staring at the reflection, wouldn't I be INSIDE the room? I could just close the curtains and talk with Fennel. Silly me!

  87. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 7:52 pm

    WOO!

  88. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 7:54 pm

    We might not be able to salvage anything from this, because Bush is always garden his policies.

  89. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 7:57 pm

    alright, I'm confused. Which is it?

  90. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 8:00 pm

    Bookcase? How? How do you fold back a bookcase?

  91. quaker171 on March 21st, 2011 8:02 pm

    Spiduhman!

  92. Peterdivine on March 21st, 2011 8:09 pm

    Okay, that was awesome. Like, wow.

  93. Redzeroine on March 21st, 2011 9:28 pm

    Which Ash still has to pay Misty back and has been avoiding that debt for all 10 seasons aka the REAL reason behind going to 5 different regions to become a "Pokemon master"

  94. TCC on March 21st, 2011 10:26 pm

    bold = < b >bold</ b >

    italic = < i > italic </ i >

  95. Nyoron on March 21st, 2011 10:26 pm

    Since Scolipedes have weird coloring i think that they should be the joker. Just sayin'.

  96. Nyoron on March 21st, 2011 10:27 pm

    No, SPIDAHMAHN!

  97. TCC on March 21st, 2011 10:33 pm
  98. Tadferd on March 21st, 2011 11:21 pm

    Fuck…Now I have to train one and name it The Batman

    I'm still working on getting a Scrafty named Strider. Coolest Pocket Monster that ever will be.

  99. TehVortex on March 22nd, 2011 4:15 am

    Nothin' brings out the nerds like a batman/pokemon crossover contest. I love this place.

  100. TehVortex on March 22nd, 2011 5:44 am

    I AM THE BATMAN.

  101. HughbertEsq on March 22nd, 2011 8:57 am

    … Does Meowth come into this?

  102. Leon_Rios on March 22nd, 2011 12:36 pm

    Well, it's a fangirl… that's… a slave? Or something? I guess?

  103. Leon_Rios on March 22nd, 2011 12:37 pm

    Now witness the Armstrong Family Heroic Pose!!!

    *Flashy lights and sexuality-questioning sparkles*

  104. GazzyW007 on March 22nd, 2011 5:11 pm

    I prefer Piderman. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  105. GazzyW007 on March 22nd, 2011 5:14 pm

    Technically, the Armstrong family is like the Batfamily, as titles get passed down FOR GENERATIONS!

  106. GazzyW007 on March 22nd, 2011 5:15 pm

    That is an intentional mistake to show the emotion in my objecting speech.

    Or this reason came straight outta my Bat-Arse.

  107. GazzyW007 on March 22nd, 2011 5:16 pm

    He shou;d have smelt the roses when he had the chance.

  108. Leon_Rios on March 22nd, 2011 5:34 pm

    Niiice. I see what you did there.

  109. dope92 on March 23rd, 2011 1:13 am

    *headsplode*

  110. dope92 on March 23rd, 2011 1:17 am

    how come pacharisu doesnt evolve into emolga?

    it would make sense that it does

  111. KZN02 on March 26th, 2011 1:49 pm
  112. Betaknight on May 18th, 2012 12:27 am

    sealeo?pshaaa he wishes, he aint nearly cool enough to be sealeo

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