Who’s that Pokemon? *checks Pokedex*
Swadloon: The Dark Knight Pokemon. Swadloon brings swift justice to the criminal element in the Unova region and has an extremely gravely voice (at least for a grass type).
Now if only I could think of some sort of Pokemon equivalent for Commissioner Gordon!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 21, 2011 · 4:51 AM
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OBJECTION!
This Pokemon cannot be the Dark Knight on account that he's sparkling!
*gasp* THAT BATMAN IS EDWARD CULLEN! RUUUUN!
sooo…that means Joker is a werewolf who rips off his shirt to flex his smexy muscles?…*thinks back to last boss of Arkham Asylum*…Ye.
I rest my case.
Somehow I pictured him to be less cute, me and my sensible imagination.
An amazon attack, a deadly Beedrill weapon Beedrills my god
Does that make Mr.Mime the Joker?
Commisioner Gordon = Samurott??? Sealeo???
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Kind of a big wall, but relevant.
Then I assume Roselia is Poison Ivy.
He's not sparkling…
…he's shining like a true hero…
I'm not going to ask him why, because its been done to death, but the man does look awfully serious.
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He's the hero Unova needs, to deserve, because he himself deserves someone that he needs to protect, otherwise no one will deserve the protection that they need themselves to deserve.
so by that logic we have to chase him down and arrest him so he can explain WTF is he trying to say with all this need/ deserve crap
Count me as creeped the EFF out!
*breaks out whip* DIE MONSTERS! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!
I AM
THE BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
fix'd.
He's climbing through yo windows…
Is it weird that I'm completely ignoring the freaky Pokemon hugging the window and staring at the reflection of Fennel?
I think that'd work out like this on those two
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1 problem:
That Zoroark should look like anything BUT a Zoroark.
…well I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway. O.O
Gordon
<img src="http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/8287/spr5b508.png" border="'0'//">
doduo/weezing is two-face
roselia is ivy
empoleon is penguin
machoke is bane
cacturne is scarecrow
feraligatr is killer croc
etc.
Looks like he's about to get to the root of the problem.
He's snatchin' yo Pokemon up, tryin' to rape 'em so y'all need to hide yo Jynx, hide yo Hypno, and hide yo Magmar too 'cause he rapin' errybody out here.
You have not suffered enough Swadloon!
<img src="http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_SB/Cubone__s_Parents_are_DEEEAD_by_Corny63.jpg">
That was beautiful, man.
FOREVER CUBONE
…..yes I know I used the same joke two pokemon submissions in a row, bite me
So here's Robin:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/totalpokemonisland/images/a/a3/Taillow.png" alt="" />
And the PokeBatmobile is actually a bicycle, which, unfortunately, was destroyed by Ash's Pikachu!!
It was because of this guy:
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He used Encore
Roserade?
But Poke-Robin is the same gender, so your Attract move is useless
(tried to reference Batman & Robin, I think it turned out as good as the movie did)
<img src="http://www.flux-rad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/antoine_dodson.large_.jpg" alt="">
also:
I was attacked, by Team Rocket/Magma/Aqua/Galactic/Plasma [take your pick] Grunts in the projects
I have no funny, so i'll just add that that thing before evolving was Spider-man, just swinging around with its stringshot and poking fun of everyone before beating the crap out of them. :3
Alakazam -- the riddler
cloister -- Mr. Freeze
ditto -- Clayface
i was kinda thinking ? mark unown as riddler
Commissioner Groudon!
I think we should leaf the puns alone.
I would have thought it would be Zubat, Golbat, Crobat, Woobat, or Swoobat. Hmm … Batgirl as Swoobat?
But they have cars in the new game. Therefore either Swadloon can drive or the PC is Batman!!
I mena how can they get from one side of a CONTINANT to the other in minutes?
Yes this topic has bloomed . We should cut off the stem .
And we are all together coo coo kee choo?
Crap, I was just about to post "should have been an Emolga." You beat me to it. -_-
"I will protect Unova from evil."
*Piplup walks in as Alfred*
But sir, you don't learn protect until level 20.
Fly.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/halolz-dot-com-pokemonruby-halflife-groudonfreeman.jpg">
Raichu: Well, you look nervous. Is it the tail? You want to know how I got it? So I had a Pokemon trainer, great lad, like you, who tells me I lose too many battles. Who tells me I ought to be stronger. Who fights and gets in trouble with Team Rocket…
One day, he loses to Gary Oak. And we get kicked out of the Pokemon league. He can't take it. I just want to see him battle again, hm? I just want him to know that I'm going to be stronger next time.
So, I find a Thunderstone and do this…to myself. And you know what? He can't stand the sight of me! He releases me. Now I never get KO'd. Now I'm always winning!
Couldn't Ditto also be Chameleon? Although I guess he's more of a Spiderman villain…
You magnificent son of a Growlithe.
Yeah, Bug, Buzz off.
Uh… Yes. Yes it is.
Magmar-Firefly
Krookodile- Killer Croc
Dustox-Killer Moth
Golbat-Man-Bat
Also, GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Cloyster.
WOW. Did not see that coming.
THE FRANCHISES! THEY ARE COLLIDING!
Absol-utely.
KILL IT WITH… EVERYTHING!
G-G-G-GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*Continent.
We don't have the hedge-clippers because, even though I sent Red to the store, he hadn't Botany.
Zangoose as Cmsnr Gordon. Totally
< b >
or
< i >
with out the spaces
Well played, Mime Jr.
Nono, Mr. Freeze would be Regiice
Tribute?!? You steal FANGIRLS' souls, and make them your slaves!
Commissioner Gordon would definitely be Herdier. Only Pokemon with the stache for it.
Sudowudo -- Scarface
That electric ghost thing -- The ventriloquist
Delcatty -- Catwoman
Mewtwo -- Prometheus
*Folds back a bookcase full of TMs and pulls out TM17*
Piplup: I believe I am mistaken, sir.
Alpar, I would damn you, but I can't.
I can however, slightly damn you. Enjoy the boring part of hell.
I blame Bush for his green stimulus. It's not "all-natural". Somebody needs to cut our debt down to size otherwise it'll overgrow.
<img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/sandrakae/Dumb Ass/GoodBushBadBush.jpg">
Spinarak, spinarak, does whatever a spinarak can.Spins a web, any size,
Catches prey just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spinarak!!! ♫♪♫♪
No no no, that's Blackman. His secret identity is the lovable Bill Cosby.
Did you know that Marvel was considering doing an African American version of Spiderman?
*Rotom
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Fangirl slaves? Hmm…tell me more…I'm intrigued.
Eh, wynaut? v(^w^)v 1up epeen
Commissioner Groudon.
Catwoman
<img src="http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/liepard.jpg" alt="Catwoman" img="">
It's a Zoroark disguised as another Zoroark.
POKÉCEPTION
Or maybe it's really a Zorua? Just a poor child, forced into a live of crime for its survival ;_;
Did you just send him to the Ring of the Slightly Damned?
YES. But who am I to do that?
That will only be revealed when my E-peen is 100.
Don't forget the closing < /b > or < /i > tags (without the spaces, of course).
It's a Ditto that transformed into a Zorua that looks like a Zoroark.
Meh, not really. I already live with a giant creepy clown (my "little" brother). Plus, Fennel is hot.
I woulda thought Girafarig would suit Twoface better.
Batgirl with one giant nostril on her pig nose=DO NOT WANT!
Batman, we need your help.
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/9/96/507Herdier.png/167px-507Herdier.png">
Cool, just wanted to know. I'm gonna keep on staring, then.
Wait, if I were staring at the reflection, wouldn't I be INSIDE the room? I could just close the curtains and talk with Fennel. Silly me!
WOO!
We might not be able to salvage anything from this, because Bush is always garden his policies.
alright, I'm confused. Which is it?
Bookcase? How? How do you fold back a bookcase?
Spiduhman!
Okay, that was awesome. Like, wow.
Which Ash still has to pay Misty back and has been avoiding that debt for all 10 seasons aka the REAL reason behind going to 5 different regions to become a "Pokemon master"
bold = < b >bold</ b >
italic = < i > italic </ i >
Since Scolipedes have weird coloring i think that they should be the joker. Just sayin'.
No, SPIDAHMAHN!
INDEED.
<img src="http://vgresearcher.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fma_armstrong3.jpg">
Fuck…Now I have to train one and name it The Batman
I'm still working on getting a Scrafty named Strider. Coolest Pocket Monster that ever will be.
Nothin' brings out the nerds like a batman/pokemon crossover contest. I love this place.
I AM THE BATMAN.
… Does Meowth come into this?
Well, it's a fangirl… that's… a slave? Or something? I guess?
Now witness the Armstrong Family Heroic Pose!!!
*Flashy lights and sexuality-questioning sparkles*
I prefer Piderman. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Technically, the Armstrong family is like the Batfamily, as titles get passed down FOR GENERATIONS!
That is an intentional mistake to show the emotion in my objecting speech.
Or this reason came straight outta my Bat-Arse.
He shou;d have smelt the roses when he had the chance.
Niiice. I see what you did there.
*headsplode*
how come pacharisu doesnt evolve into emolga?
it would make sense that it does
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sealeo?pshaaa he wishes, he aint nearly cool enough to be sealeo