Okay… that was unexpected! That kid really needed DIIIIEEEEE MONNNSSSS!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 17, 2011 · 12:40 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (175 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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Head Shot, Minecraft, Obnoxious, PC, Secret Items, Video Clips, Weird

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80 Responses to “[VIDEO] Diamonds”

  1. KZN02 on March 17th, 2011 12:46 am

    Got to wonder the possibilities with other people.

  2. shadow649 on March 17th, 2011 12:47 am

    He can mine diamonds with his BARE HANDS!!!
    Fists of steel>diamond face

  3. Kereton on March 17th, 2011 12:49 am

    You never know what you may find
    trapped in a world that's in your mind.


  4. GameboyPATH on March 17th, 2011 12:55 am

    So remember kids, be sure to approach burly men in alley ways and lightly punch their heads.

  5. POKEMON_MASTER on March 17th, 2011 12:55 am

    They were never that easy to find in the real game :(

  6. Kbman on March 17th, 2011 12:58 am

    God, I don't know why, but something about this video…
    <img src="http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1576/square/DEUUEAUGH.jpg?1261522137"&gt;

  7. Scone527 on March 17th, 2011 1:01 am

    Something about peering into a man's head after a child punched it repeatedly conjures up within me the words of the legendary Hank Hill:


  8. Trainer_Black on March 17th, 2011 1:02 am

    Gangster and Pimps = Diamonds
    Americans = Porkchops and Cake
    French = Bread and Paintings

    Halolzers = Diamond Shotguns

    For everything you can mine from people's foreheads, theirs the diamond pickaxe.

  9. epicspoon on March 17th, 2011 1:03 am

    this isn't minecraft! it's a cheap knockoff! how do I know? they both had spherical heads.

  10. Great_King on March 17th, 2011 1:04 am


  11. epicspoon on March 17th, 2011 1:04 am

    *poke guy in the brain*

  12. AuraMaster on March 17th, 2011 1:07 am

    Not sure which is more terrifying: a Creeper's hiss or that kid's shriek.

  13. Ichiinu on March 17th, 2011 1:10 am

    What I want to know is how he mined a diamond ore block ಠ_ಠ

  14. Tadferd on March 17th, 2011 1:23 am

    Diamonds saved Louis from the Hunter!!

  15. CakeBard on March 17th, 2011 1:31 am

    Even a man with 3/4 of a brain knows minecraft is an addiction.

  16. ZegenRuki on March 17th, 2011 1:31 am

    I call shenanigans, that kid clearly didn't have a pickaxe of Iron quality or higher!

  17. tveye on March 17th, 2011 1:32 am


  18. BoxeyBrown on March 17th, 2011 1:39 am

    How else is he supposed to start mining obsidian?

    He's going to need a ton of it to make a portal to escape from all the angry black men he's punched.

  19. aimless_void on March 17th, 2011 2:37 am

    Hello, Minecraftsman..

    Look at your armor.

    Back to me.

    Now back at your armor.

    Now back to me.

    Sadly, it's broken. But if you spent more time mining the right materials, it could have been stronger.

    Look down, back up. Where are you? You're out in the street and there's a gangster rapper putting down some sick moves.

    What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's your pick.

    Back to the gangster. He's diamonds. Anything's possible with Minecraft.

    I'm in a motor-cart.

  20. CzarSquid on March 17th, 2011 2:41 am

    Silly kid. Only an iron pick can mine diamonds.

  21. Combatbeaver on March 17th, 2011 2:59 am

    after i saw the black guy on the video thumbnail i immediately thought that this video was gonna be diamonds!
    PS: am i the only one that thinks that this video is kinda similar to rel="nofollow">this? (mostly the kid part)

  22. TheUnknownNoob on March 17th, 2011 3:32 am

    Look at your face, now back at me. Now back at your face.

    Your face is now diamonds.

    Anything is possible when you can mine diamonds with your bare hands.

    I'm on a cow.

  23. Mentlegen on March 17th, 2011 3:50 am

    Diamonds are a girl's miner's best friend.

  24. Strike_low on March 17th, 2011 4:01 am

    If only Isaiah Mustafa was in the video…

  25. Alpar on March 17th, 2011 5:53 am

    Am I the only one who sees a racial joke possible here?

    I mean you know…

    filling that guy's missing headpiece with a soil block :I

  26. Marzen on March 17th, 2011 5:53 am

    Gangstas are made of bling.
    It makes sense now!

  27. k3man on March 17th, 2011 7:14 am

    Diemons it's a winna 'mon.

    (say this with a jamaican accent)

  28. invadingduck on March 17th, 2011 8:01 am

    Was I the only person who first thought of "Pancaaaakes!" after watching this? rel="nofollow">

  29. Coodoo on March 17th, 2011 10:24 am


  30. Deep Thought on March 17th, 2011 10:38 am


    besides, the x on ycycles meme is funny every so often.

    READ: not funny if it happens on every thread

  31. Wetmang on March 17th, 2011 11:32 am

    That's an expensive headache

    also; makes sense, diamonds come from coal…

  32. Luigi676 on March 17th, 2011 2:16 pm

    This happened to a friend of mine once. It was late '07, a couple of guys mugged him and ran off. He is now diamonds.

  33. Howlingwolf214 on March 17th, 2011 2:50 pm

    If someone had just mined a section of my brain, 'Get Over Here' wouldn't be what I'd shout.

    It would contain at least two profanities. Followed by a demand that they make me a diamond pickaxe as compensation for loss of mental capacity.

  34. PrototypeHero on March 17th, 2011 3:48 pm

    Diamonds from black guys…

    So, what comes from Asians???

  35. Vizardvalor on March 17th, 2011 5:43 pm

    needs moar creepers…

  36. MoG on March 17th, 2011 8:36 pm

    Strange… i didnt know you could find diamonds above ground level… that kid must be pro

  37. ffpsx on March 17th, 2011 10:07 pm

    I loved this video so much that I made my own version for a school project. Check it out:

  38. k3man on March 18th, 2011 8:43 am

    1, Find Burly man
    2. Lightly punch head
    3. ????
    4. Profit

  39. IndianCHAN on March 18th, 2011 5:28 pm

    'cause it's 187 on an undercover, block!

  40. coolsnape on March 20th, 2011 6:07 pm

    todays kids are obsest with minecraft that they will mine you and ur family and then if they really need jems them selfs 0-0

  41. Dr_Pie on March 21st, 2011 4:42 pm

    The inside of that guys head. That is quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

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