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[VIDEO] Diamonds



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 17, 2011 · 12:40 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (175 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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80 Responses to “[VIDEO] Diamonds”

  1. KZN02 on March 17th, 2011 12:46 am

    Got to wonder the possibilities with other people.

  2. shadow649 on March 17th, 2011 12:47 am

    He can mine diamonds with his BARE HANDS!!!
    Fists of steel>diamond face

  3. Kereton on March 17th, 2011 12:49 am

    You never know what you may find
    trapped in a world that's in your mind.

    YOUR MIND IS NOW DIAMONDS

  4. GameboyPATH on March 17th, 2011 12:55 am

    So remember kids, be sure to approach burly men in alley ways and lightly punch their heads.

  5. POKEMON_MASTER on March 17th, 2011 12:55 am

    They were never that easy to find in the real game :(

  6. Kbman on March 17th, 2011 12:58 am

    God, I don't know why, but something about this video…
    <img src="http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1576/square/DEUUEAUGH.jpg?1261522137"&gt;

  7. Scone527 on March 17th, 2011 1:01 am

    Something about peering into a man's head after a child punched it repeatedly conjures up within me the words of the legendary Hank Hill:

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

  8. Trainer_Black on March 17th, 2011 1:02 am

    Gangster and Pimps = Diamonds
    Americans = Porkchops and Cake
    French = Bread and Paintings

    Halolzers = Diamond Shotguns

    For everything you can mine from people's foreheads, theirs the diamond pickaxe.

  9. epicspoon on March 17th, 2011 1:03 am

    this isn't minecraft! it's a cheap knockoff! how do I know? they both had spherical heads.

  10. Great_King on March 17th, 2011 1:04 am

    MUST…
    PUNCH…
    PEOPLE!

  11. epicspoon on March 17th, 2011 1:04 am

    *poke guy in the brain*

  12. AuraMaster on March 17th, 2011 1:07 am

    Not sure which is more terrifying: a Creeper's hiss or that kid's shriek.

  13. Ichiinu on March 17th, 2011 1:10 am

    What I want to know is how he mined a diamond ore block ಠ_ಠ

  14. GameboyPATH on March 17th, 2011 1:14 am

    I smell a sound mod!

  15. Vosur on March 17th, 2011 1:16 am

    Excuse me Shadow, the TF2 Heavy Weapons Guy would like to have a word with you.

  16. Tadferd on March 17th, 2011 1:23 am

    Diamonds saved Louis from the Hunter!!

  17. DM1293 on March 17th, 2011 1:27 am

    …its official. The Old Spice guys are made of diamond blocks…THATS HOW HE CONJURED DIAMONDS OUT OF NOWHERE! IT MAKES SENSE NOW!

  18. CakeBard on March 17th, 2011 1:31 am

    Even a man with 3/4 of a brain knows minecraft is an addiction.

  19. ZegenRuki on March 17th, 2011 1:31 am

    I call shenanigans, that kid clearly didn't have a pickaxe of Iron quality or higher!

  20. tveye on March 17th, 2011 1:32 am

    MY HEAD IS NOW DIAMONDS!

  21. CakeBard on March 17th, 2011 1:32 am

    Wouldn't it be more appropriate for it to be coal? ALL ABOARD THE COAL TRAIN BAI BEH!

  22. BoxeyBrown on March 17th, 2011 1:39 am

    How else is he supposed to start mining obsidian?

    He's going to need a ton of it to make a portal to escape from all the angry black men he's punched.

  23. GameboyPATH on March 17th, 2011 1:39 am

    One would need an obsidian pickaxe to get it from him.

  24. ThePinkSpartan on March 17th, 2011 1:52 am

    I guess this is one case where Diamonds…

    *Sunglasses*

    -Aren't- forever.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

  25. dekuskrub1 on March 17th, 2011 2:04 am

    you can smell sounds?

  26. Ernac on March 17th, 2011 2:33 am

    That's why the kid looked all coked out!

  27. Ernac on March 17th, 2011 2:36 am

    Maybe Einsteinium from Einstein?
    Ice blocks from Ice T!

  28. aimless_void on March 17th, 2011 2:37 am

    Hello, Minecraftsman..

    Look at your armor.

    Back to me.

    Now back at your armor.

    Now back to me.

    Sadly, it's broken. But if you spent more time mining the right materials, it could have been stronger.

    Look down, back up. Where are you? You're out in the street and there's a gangster rapper putting down some sick moves.

    What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's your pick.

    Back to the gangster. He's diamonds. Anything's possible with Minecraft.

    I'm in a motor-cart.

  29. CzarSquid on March 17th, 2011 2:41 am

    Silly kid. Only an iron pick can mine diamonds.

  30. Combatbeaver on March 17th, 2011 2:59 am

    after i saw the black guy on the video thumbnail i immediately thought that this video was gonna be diamonds!
    PS: am i the only one that thinks that this video is kinda similar to rel="nofollow">this? (mostly the kid part)

  31. TheUnknownNoob on March 17th, 2011 3:32 am

    Look at your face, now back at me. Now back at your face.

    Your face is now diamonds.

    Anything is possible when you can mine diamonds with your bare hands.

    I'm on a cow.

  32. Mentlegen on March 17th, 2011 3:50 am

    Diamonds are a girl's miner's best friend.

  33. Strike_low on March 17th, 2011 4:01 am

    If only Isaiah Mustafa was in the video…

  34. Alpar on March 17th, 2011 5:51 am

    Sorry ladies, we've claimed your diamonds too.

    You have to find something else to claim as your best friend.

  35. Alpar on March 17th, 2011 5:52 am

    Anything's possible when your head is made of diamonds.

  36. Alpar on March 17th, 2011 5:53 am

    Am I the only one who sees a racial joke possible here?

    I mean you know…

    filling that guy's missing headpiece with a soil block :I

  37. Marzen on March 17th, 2011 5:53 am

    Gangstas are made of bling.
    It makes sense now!

  38. greenxboy on March 17th, 2011 6:42 am

    motor-card? it look like motorcyc… OMG i must not start this meme again i go take a RPG to stop this madness

  39. therandombear on March 17th, 2011 7:03 am

    Minecraft on motorcycles!

  40. k3man on March 17th, 2011 7:14 am

    Diemons it's a winna 'mon.

    (say this with a jamaican accent)

  41. invadingduck on March 17th, 2011 8:01 am

    Was I the only person who first thought of "Pancaaaakes!" after watching this? rel="nofollow">

  42. Kbman on March 17th, 2011 9:55 am

    I'm on a pig.

  43. Lordshadow on March 17th, 2011 9:59 am

    The head is now diamonds.

  44. Coodoo on March 17th, 2011 10:24 am

    Aw HEELLLLLL NAW!

  45. oddball250 on March 17th, 2011 10:27 am

    WOBEFETT

  46. Deep Thought on March 17th, 2011 10:38 am

    LET IT HAVE ONE MORE GO FOR NOSTALGIA'S SAKE!

    besides, the x on ycycles meme is funny every so often.

    READ: not funny if it happens on every thread

  47. Wetmang on March 17th, 2011 11:32 am

    That's an expensive headache

    also; makes sense, diamonds come from coal…

  48. Wetmang on March 17th, 2011 11:38 am

    block games on animals?

  49. Jade Catima on March 17th, 2011 12:39 pm

    It was probably the inside of his skull.

    That's what made me go <img src="http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1576/square/DEUUEAUGH.jpg?1261522137"&gt;.

  50. Seto_Kaiba on March 17th, 2011 1:00 pm

    It seems that the burly man in the alley was a little bit…
    *smirks beneath shades*
    …of a block head.

  51. GameboyPATH on March 17th, 2011 1:06 pm

    What a digital dummy!

  52. Kinockun on March 17th, 2011 1:33 pm

    Yes, because they're heads produce DIAMONDZ!

  53. Luigi676 on March 17th, 2011 2:16 pm

    This happened to a friend of mine once. It was late '07, a couple of guys mugged him and ran off. He is now diamonds.

  54. Howlingwolf214 on March 17th, 2011 2:50 pm

    If someone had just mined a section of my brain, 'Get Over Here' wouldn't be what I'd shout.

    It would contain at least two profanities. Followed by a demand that they make me a diamond pickaxe as compensation for loss of mental capacity.

  55. Zyquux on March 17th, 2011 3:00 pm

    Courage Kratos on Motor-Chariots?!

    <img src="http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/174/trollface.png&quot; alt="Trollface"/>
    PROBLEM, HALOLZ?

  56. PrototypeHero on March 17th, 2011 3:48 pm

    Diamonds from black guys…

    So, what comes from Asians???

  57. Sceptilianblade on March 17th, 2011 3:55 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!
    *their

  58. Ovahdrive on March 17th, 2011 4:11 pm

    More Asians.

  59. Ovahdrive on March 17th, 2011 4:23 pm

    The kid is clearly a pre-adolescent Captain Falcon.

  60. Redzeroine on March 17th, 2011 4:23 pm

    Girls love diamonds for their multiple industrial uses

  61. GraveZombie on March 17th, 2011 4:37 pm

    I do this everyday.

  62. Vizardvalor on March 17th, 2011 5:43 pm

    needs moar creepers…

  63. Xion009 on March 17th, 2011 6:22 pm

    Asians are slimes?
    JRPG's have been explained to me.
    Slimes, slimes everywhere.

  64. MoG on March 17th, 2011 8:36 pm

    Strange… i didnt know you could find diamonds above ground level… that kid must be pro

  65. ffpsx on March 17th, 2011 10:07 pm

    I loved this video so much that I made my own version for a school project. Check it out:
    rel="nofollow">

  66. 3K9 on March 18th, 2011 4:05 am

    Is problems a bad thing? Because that's what Halolz is powered by, Problems is our Profits.

  67. Jones-250 on March 18th, 2011 8:23 am

    An insane laugh while running away makes up for that… Laws of Physics, who needs them.

  68. Jones-250 on March 18th, 2011 8:25 am

    DIY brain surgery.

  69. k3man on March 18th, 2011 8:43 am

    1, Find Burly man
    2. Lightly punch head
    3. ????
    4. Profit

  70. Zyquux on March 18th, 2011 11:52 am

    Obligatory:

    1. Problem?
    2. ???
    3. PROFIT!

  71. Zyquux on March 18th, 2011 11:54 am

    Gold.

    (Get it? 'Cause they're yellow [which I can say because I'm Asian]?

    I'll go hide in a corner….)

  72. Deep Thought on March 18th, 2011 4:45 pm

    Zyquux, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  73. IndianCHAN on March 18th, 2011 5:28 pm

    'cause it's 187 on an undercover, block!

  74. Zyquux on March 18th, 2011 5:39 pm

    Er…no. Should I have? >_>

  75. Deep Thought on March 18th, 2011 7:05 pm

    Airplane!

    Dammit, Zyquux that was one of the oldest memes in the book.

  76. HughbertEsq on March 20th, 2011 8:42 am

    *sinks head into body*
    Yeah!

  77. HughbertEsq on March 20th, 2011 8:47 am

    Zyquux be advised multiple flamers are converging on your position, exfil out of the area immediately!

  78. coolsnape on March 20th, 2011 6:07 pm

    todays kids are obsest with minecraft that they will mine you and ur family and then if they really need jems them selfs 0-0

  79. Kinockun on March 21st, 2011 9:36 am

    Gah! How could I miss that. =,(

  80. Dr_Pie on March 21st, 2011 4:42 pm

    The inside of that guys head. That is quite possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

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