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Trainer Rage (comic)

Why is it so hard to catch a sleeping Pokemon?! I don’t care if it’s legendary, it’s just sitting there passed out! GET IN THE DAMN BALL ARTICUNO!
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Trainer Rage



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 15, 2011 · 10:42 PM 
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  1. invadingduck on March 15th, 2011 10:48 pm

    1 HP.
    Paralyzed.
    46th Ultra Ball used.

    It was pretending to be caught.

  2. TalkingBidoof on March 15th, 2011 10:51 pm

    I don't know why he bothered dumping it out at the PokeCenter.

    I mean, it was already in the box.

  3. AnimeLove03 on March 15th, 2011 10:51 pm

    Trainer is soon arrested by Off. Jenny for Pokemon abuse.

    Articuno comes to visit the trainer in jail

    And laughs.

  4. Tobikun on March 15th, 2011 10:52 pm

    Well see it was paralyzed that was your problem there. I mean don't you know when you use status effects you're supposed to put it to sleep. Although I think that trainer is considering burning the Articuno for some barbecued chicken.

  5. Pringer X on March 15th, 2011 10:57 pm

    At least it doesn't run away when it's still asleep.

  6. Kbman on March 15th, 2011 11:02 pm

    Only using Pokeballs? Well there's your problem.

  7. Scone527 on March 15th, 2011 11:06 pm

    So true, it hurts.

    500 pokeballs and 100,000 poke-dollars later…

  8. invadingduck on March 15th, 2011 11:08 pm

    Yeah, but I hate putting them to sleep over and over again.
    You only need to screw with their nervous system ONCE.

  9. Rain on March 15th, 2011 11:10 pm

    It's funny how the trainer's nose changes shape every panel

  10. JesterJoe on March 16th, 2011 12:10 am

    Whereas Platinum made it too simple at one point.

    Oh, why, hello there Dialga, TAKE THIS QUICK BALL TO DA FACE!

    You caught Dialga!

    Oh, Palkia, you're here too? POKEBALL

    You caught Palkia!

    I kid you not.

  11. meinmattias on March 15th, 2011 11:14 pm

    I'd say try to capture it after it faints.

    But then it mysteriously disappears and can never be found again.

  12. JesterJoe on March 15th, 2011 11:14 pm

    Years ago, in a fabled land where handhelds were still using non rechargeable batteries, there was a lone kid, playing Silver version, attempting to finally catch Ho-oh.

    It was an epic struggle, one that involved the sacrifice of many (5) pokemon.
    Near the end, the boy only had 10 pokeballs left, and was riding on low hope.
    He threw that last pokeball, and mashed that A button like you wouldn't believe, and, lo and behold, he caught it.

    Based on the events of a true story.

  13. Totema on March 15th, 2011 11:15 pm

    That sounds familiar:
    http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/467261-Slash/261/24/fa…

  14. JesterJoe on March 15th, 2011 11:17 pm

    CURSE YOU LEGENDARY DOGS!!!
    <img src=http://www.myfacewhen.com/i/523.jpg>
    they made me lose out on precious sleep time

  15. Azurik on March 15th, 2011 11:18 pm

    Wanna know who caught it on the first try at full hp?

    Gary Motherfucking Oak.

  16. TheUnknownNoob on March 15th, 2011 11:20 pm

    Can't let you catch that.

  17. invadingduck on March 15th, 2011 11:21 pm

    This needs to be novelized and then made into a movie. STAT.

  18. Scone527 on March 15th, 2011 11:30 pm

    Equally familiar: http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&amp…

  19. k3man on March 15th, 2011 11:31 pm

    This happened to me with Mewtwo, 'til i used thunder and killed him. My problem was solved though.

  20. aimless_void on March 15th, 2011 11:32 pm

    I guess you could say this Trainer was thinking…

    -shades-

    …outside the box.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  21. shadow649 on March 15th, 2011 11:32 pm

    Who needs poke-balls? All you need is duct tape… And NOTHING ELSE.

  22. PaladinVance on March 15th, 2011 11:32 pm

    i c wut u did there

  23. PaladinVance on March 15th, 2011 11:34 pm

    Still better than Rayquaza.
    Outrage -> Rayquaza hurt itself in its confusion, Rayquaza fainted!
    37 fricken times……

  24. SnowKatana on March 15th, 2011 11:40 pm

    Master Balls FTW

  25. dope92 on March 15th, 2011 11:45 pm

    HA!

  26. dope92 on March 15th, 2011 11:48 pm

    FALSE SWIPE!!!!

    the wild DIALGA fainted

    WTF HOW!!???

  27. Neentendow on March 15th, 2011 11:58 pm

    Wait…
    WHO USES NORMAL POKE BALLS ON A LEGENDARY!?!?!?!

  28. SS4FireFox on March 16th, 2011 12:12 am

    Gary MotherFucking Oak.

  29. Neentendow on March 16th, 2011 12:14 am

    THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!

  30. Flygon on March 16th, 2011 12:22 am

    The artist is Justin Hall, who goes by JHALLpokemon on DeviantArt.

    I'm surprised there isn't more of his stuff on here, he's got a wonderful sense of humor related to Pokemon.

  31. Tadferd on March 16th, 2011 12:28 am

    All the cool kids are doing it.

    Too mainstream for the hipsters though.

  32. Tadferd on March 16th, 2011 12:30 am

    At least Nintendo hasn't made a legendary with Sleep Talk and Self Dest….On second thought, I'm not finishing that sentence.

  33. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 16th, 2011 12:35 am

    With a Pokeball.

  34. christmas4477 on March 16th, 2011 12:35 am

    Gary Motherfucking Oak catches whatever the hell he wants with Poke Balls. At full health.

  35. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 16th, 2011 12:37 am

    They aren't dogs, they're beasts.

  36. madhatter0082 on March 16th, 2011 12:37 am

    If at first you don't succeed, duct tape.

  37. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 16th, 2011 12:37 am

    But wasn't it inside of a box?

  38. KZN02 on March 16th, 2011 12:37 am

    Thank goodness for Critical Capture in B/W.

  39. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 16th, 2011 12:40 am

    But then there was this other boy who went up to every legendary in the Kanto region and caught them all at full health using nothing but one pokeball for each one. You want to know who that boy was? He was Gary Fucking Oak!

  40. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 12:53 am

    Dude, I caught Mewtwo with a great ball. It was awesome. My friend caught Dialga with a premier ball.

  41. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 12:53 am

    Gary Motherfucking Oak's pokéballs always transform into master balls…always.

  42. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 12:54 am

    They aren't beasts, they're hamsters.

    Nah, they're totally cats. Here kitty kitty…ZAP!!!

  43. epicspoon on March 16th, 2011 12:57 am

    I'm just gonna leave this here

  44. Shatman on March 16th, 2011 12:58 am

    Shiny Palkia. Pokeball.

    The end.

  45. epicspoon on March 16th, 2011 1:00 am

    nurse joy doesn't seem to suprised. this must happen alot.

  46. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 1:00 am

    Did that with Tornadus. LMAO Saved my Master Ball for him though!!! (I caught Reshiram with a critical capture Ultra Ball!!!)

  47. Zyquux on March 16th, 2011 1:01 am

    Never caught the Regis?

    That's probably because they're so underground.

  48. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 1:04 am

    I always wanted to do a comic where a trainer poured cement on top of the ball and then the pokemon burst out of it. It would be like SHOOP DA WHOOP's LAZER being unleashed. It would be hysterical.

  49. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 1:04 am

    How? Save & reset?

  50. GazzyW007 on March 16th, 2011 2:24 am

    Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak doesn't need to buy Master Balls. He's already got a pair.

  51. DM1293 on March 16th, 2011 2:28 am

    Am I the only person who's never had a problem catching the harder pokemon? I'm seriously not trolling, I'm asking this legitimately. I swear on my unborn son that I've never had a problem catching anything legendary or whatnot. Am I just the luckiest damn trainer alive or something?

  52. werewolfsfury on March 16th, 2011 2:37 am

    it's not so amazing this time I caught a zekrom in a premier ball on my second try after successfully catching it in an ultra ball on the first

  53. epicspoon on March 16th, 2011 3:08 am

    did anybody else notice that his hats logo changed to "fuck" for one panel?

    did anybody else find this to be the most hillarious panel?

  54. epicspoon on March 16th, 2011 3:10 am

    furthermore why does nobody comment on the size of the articuno? Halolz I am very dissapoint.

  55. ShadowHazuki on March 16th, 2011 3:19 am

    It just blacks out and wakes up at a random Pokemon center.

  56. ShadowHazuki on March 16th, 2011 3:22 am

    You're secretly Gary Motherfucking Oak.

  57. benderman on March 16th, 2011 3:41 am

    Love how shawn put tips & tricks as a tag for this.

  58. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 4:08 am

    But that means he can only catch two at a 100% ra- Ohhh, wait. We're not talking about portable creature trapping devices anymore, are we?

  59. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 4:08 am

    He found in a cave.
    Inside a box of scraps.

  60. Zyquux on March 16th, 2011 4:13 am

    Not at all. I remember catching Groudon at about 2/3 HP with a Pokeball. It might have had a status ailment, but I don't remember.

  61. Yoshi_Dino on March 16th, 2011 4:16 am

    Duct tape solves all problems.

  62. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 4:19 am

    Duct tape fixes EVERYTHING!

  63. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 4:21 am

    There must be a lot of "Legendary and rare" Pokémon out there then…

  64. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 4:22 am

    Can't catch this!
    *does the dance with oversized funny pants*

  65. Ernac on March 16th, 2011 4:41 am

    You win some, you lose some. Now that's when you bring out the duct tape.
    +1 internets to whomever got that reference.

  66. esspytood on March 16th, 2011 5:27 am

    this wouldn't happen to be made in light of brainscratchcomms's pokemon playthrough would it?

  67. Marzen on March 16th, 2011 5:40 am

    YOU CANNOT IGNORE THEIR GIRTH

  68. Alpar on March 16th, 2011 5:50 am

    THIS MAN IS BRILLIANT.

  69. Alpar on March 16th, 2011 5:51 am

    Can I be Joey then? :<

  70. Alpar on March 16th, 2011 5:51 am

    Because you FINISH IT OFF WITH A FALSE SWIPE.

  71. Alpar on March 16th, 2011 5:52 am

    40 Ultraballs and 60 Pokeballs fail to catch a Ho-oh on low hp while he's asleep and confused.

    One great ball later, bam, catch.

    Isn't a certain series so consistent.

  72. Alpar on March 16th, 2011 5:59 am

    It was taped so I guess he was kinda cheating.

  73. Alpar on March 16th, 2011 6:00 am

    STOP!

    Gary time!

    OH WOAH, OAAAH WOAAAH.

    etc.

  74. SonicsmyName on March 16th, 2011 6:16 am

    I caught Mewtwo with a Moon Ball… A MOON BALL… It was my last ball other than Master (WILL. NOT. USE.)

    I nicknamed it Moon C:

  75. SonicsmyName on March 16th, 2011 6:18 am

    …one pokeball for each one all of them.

    Fix'd

  76. greenxboy on March 16th, 2011 6:19 am

    reshiram is easy too he was in yellow i didnt had lvl adventage and he didnt have any status and i used 1 ultra ball

  77. SonicsmyName on March 16th, 2011 6:21 am

    GARy Oak is how.

  78. greenxboy on March 16th, 2011 6:23 am

    no what the game dont want you to know is that gary motherfucking oak throw a pokeball from the other side of the world when the pokemon faint

  79. galbix on March 16th, 2011 6:49 am

    I can smell his rage :|

  80. therandombear on March 16th, 2011 6:50 am

    But if you paralyze articuno it can't use fly anymore, it's in a wheelchair.

  81. strayjohno on March 16th, 2011 7:17 am

    A+B? Puh-lease, we all know it's DOWN+B.

    A+B… That's crazy talk.

  82. C__F on March 16th, 2011 8:55 am

    Inside said cave, he found wild Dragonites and Tyranitars.

  83. C__F on March 16th, 2011 8:57 am

    Duct tape sail boat. 'Nuff said.

  84. Wizzardstab on March 16th, 2011 8:59 am

    The Artist is called JHALLpokemon http://jhallpokemon.deviantart.com/

  85. C__F on March 16th, 2011 8:59 am

    All of them.

  86. C__F on March 16th, 2011 9:05 am

    "Nurse, heal my genetically-altered psychic cat!"
    "Nurse, heal my legendary bird of rainbows!"
    "Nurse, heal my embodiment of the North Wind!"
    "Nurse, heal my time-travelling plant-imp-thing!"
    "Nurse, heal my creator of the seas!"
    "Nurse, heal my master of time!"
    "Nurse, heal my poke-god!"

    They've seen it all.

  87. k3man on March 16th, 2011 9:14 am

    No, i just figured why catch him when i had something more powerful? But i still miss him though, i was gonna name him…..Two-ey.

  88. Saxostev on March 16th, 2011 9:31 am

    Similar thing happen to me when I tried to catch Rotom in Platinum. I figured that a level 20 Pokemon would stay in a great ball easily. Nope. After using just about every ball I had, I finally caught the thing a heal ball, which is just about as effective as a regular pokeball.
    Not as epic as Alpar's story though.

  89. Saxostev on March 16th, 2011 9:32 am

    In a row?

  90. seanhl on March 16th, 2011 9:59 am

    considering your avatar is Naked Snake (Big Boss) that makes this comment even more epic

  91. Oddwan on March 16th, 2011 10:03 am

    Oh really?
    <img src="http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/080619.gif"&gt;

  92. Mentlegen on March 16th, 2011 10:16 am

    Pfff, Poké Balls? Articuno politely asked to be his slave.

    He would travel inside his backpack if necessary.

  93. Deep Thought on March 16th, 2011 10:31 am

    BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!

  94. Deep Thought on March 16th, 2011 10:33 am

    I caught a Articuno with a great ball, a Moltres with a Pokeball and Zapdos with an ultra ball… I color coordinated them

  95. SentryGunner on March 16th, 2011 10:39 am

    On diamond I caught Dialga with a single ultraball.
    I then done it again with platinum

    Seriously, that thing LOVES ultraballs

  96. TheUnknownNoob on March 16th, 2011 10:42 am

    When pokemon "faint," it actual means they've been vaporized.

    Pokecenters just give you new ones in return for the ashes (which have a wide variety of industrial uses)

  97. Leon_Rios on March 16th, 2011 11:05 am

    Where it then starts a catching frenzy And Pokeballs fly EVERYWHERE.

  98. Leon_Rios on March 16th, 2011 11:09 am

    9th panel: I know it's horrible, but all I could think of was "I need an adult! I need an adult!"

  99. GazzyW007 on March 16th, 2011 11:22 am

    But no Geodudes. Even the dude knows not to mess with Oak.

  100. Red_Zero on March 16th, 2011 11:27 am

    This happened to me once, i only had 10 fucking pokeballs and articuno had 1 hp and was asleep. That was fucking bullshit until i caught him with the last ball. No shit

  101. Mentlegen on March 16th, 2011 11:36 am

    TalkingBidoof used Epic Joke.

    It's super effective!

    Fellow Halolzers lol'ed!

  102. Shatman on March 16th, 2011 11:42 am

    rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…

  103. dekuskrub1 on March 16th, 2011 11:52 am

    too late
    in generation 6 theres going to be a super powerful version of voltorb that only knows selfdestruct and explosion

  104. PaladinVance on March 16th, 2011 12:01 pm

    in the 1st 2 gens, I'd hit B, A, Left, Left in order as fast as I could. Since the GBA, I replaced Left with hitting L

  105. Red on March 16th, 2011 12:07 pm

    Pokemon trainers like that have no soul…
    I mean, him, Silver…

    BTW
    young pokemon trainer… learn from the best… use an UltraBall, or one of these:
    <img src="http://3.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/95/83/4ac74996ef3b557e18717174aa886244.jpg&quot; alt="">
    and don't forget the RedBall

  106. SonicsmyName on March 16th, 2011 12:14 pm

    Would you mind letting me… "borrow" your Tornadus >_> I kinda want Landorus. :D I'll let you… "borrow" my Thundurus afterwards (totallynotascam)

  107. SonicsmyName on March 16th, 2011 12:15 pm

    THAT'S MY RATTATA! *canned laughter*

  108. SonicsmyName on March 16th, 2011 12:16 pm

    MY MEWTWO!

    FfffffffPICCOLOOOOO! *shake fist*

  109. shadow649 on March 16th, 2011 12:17 pm

    I try to not hit anything at all. It's so difficult!!! I think it works though… :P In my mind at least.

  110. shadow649 on March 16th, 2011 12:17 pm

    Who sends Poke-balls to fight me?

  111. SonicsmyName on March 16th, 2011 12:18 pm

    In other news, your avatars text is "I is smart".

    Now everyone knows.

    <img src="http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/174/trollface.png&quot; alt="" />

  112. shadow649 on March 16th, 2011 12:18 pm

    How can it be a big fat phony if it is neither big nor fat? anyways mmmm chicken…

  113. shadow649 on March 16th, 2011 12:20 pm

    wait what? Easier captures? I now am going to buy that game! If I really wanted a challenge I'd play some other series…

  114. DurandRhisham on March 16th, 2011 1:06 pm

    This is by JHallpokemon on deviantart. It was bugging me that I had seen this somewhere before so i had to go searching for it :P

  115. Darkangelsv1 on March 16th, 2011 1:29 pm

    I thought they were Gerbils

  116. Uzumakiclan43 on March 16th, 2011 1:42 pm

    Is it just me, or are today's legendaries getting easier to catch? I mean, I caught Victini with a Great Ball,. and Reshiram with an Ultra Ball. No hax, no a+b+down.

  117. Marzen on March 16th, 2011 1:52 pm

    THIS SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE

  118. Redzeroine on March 16th, 2011 2:51 pm

    Oak and Articunee?

  119. epicspoon on March 16th, 2011 3:16 pm

    actually the best one to use is poison but there are obvious risk factors involved in that.

  120. DM1293 on March 16th, 2011 3:16 pm

    I just got called out as an epic troll. you can have Joey. Here are your regulation Rattata-shades.

  121. DM1293 on March 16th, 2011 3:18 pm

    If he's so brilliant, why is his avatar currently wearing a dunce hat instead of a 69-regulation top hat and monocle!?

  122. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:24 pm

    I guess you…
    *sunglasses*
    Just got mooned!
    YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  123. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:28 pm

    Is he in total comatose, staring blankly, twitching his head and only groaning and mumbling to himself?
    Quick! Get his girlfriend and toss them into a rift oozing with the planets life force!

  124. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:32 pm

    HE IS SO SMALL, IS FUNNY TO ME!

    There, you happy now?

  125. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:33 pm

    I loves me some chicken. Especially before a disastrous dungeon raid!

  126. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:34 pm

    You'd think a fail that hard is atleast 1HP worth of damage.

  127. HughbertEsq on March 16th, 2011 3:39 pm

    TO THE PC OF GODLY STORAGE POWER!

  128. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:41 pm

    But of course, a Legendary deserves only the most FAGULOUS-errrrr, FABULOUS balls! Non-matching colors are so TACKY"
    Even Skeletor thinks so!
    <img src="http://static.sportressofblogitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gay-skeletor.jpg&quot; alt="" />

  129. HughbertEsq on March 16th, 2011 3:41 pm

    Don't forget the smoke ball

  130. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:43 pm

    They can heal gods from the brink of death, yet they cannot cure cancer.

    It's a sad world.

  131. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:46 pm

    I like the Slime and Sentry balls best. =3
    Though I thought they were called turrets in the game?

    The mechanised motion sensing sonic speed bullet dispensers, not the foul language disorder.

  132. doepker on March 16th, 2011 3:50 pm

    Gary Motherfucking Oak could go to the Safari Zone and catch Pokemon by throwing rocks at them.

  133. Shady Kitsune on March 16th, 2011 3:54 pm

    So I guess they are
    *sunglasses*
    Balls of steel.

    KICKASSANDCHEWBUBBLEGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

  134. Sceptilianblade on March 16th, 2011 3:56 pm

    I do… on ALL of them. Still working on Latias…

  135. KZN02 on March 16th, 2011 3:56 pm

    You'll need balls of steel to speed catch Legendaries.

  136. Cookino on March 16th, 2011 3:58 pm

    That Articuno is so small, it is funny to me.
    Wait…
    Someone already did that joke…
    …
    I'm dead inside.

  137. TehVortex on March 16th, 2011 4:11 pm

    Because he hasn't been appropriately welcomed into the leagues of gentlemen.

    Welcome and congratulations our good friend, TalkingBidoof.

  138. TehVortex on March 16th, 2011 4:13 pm

    That's right. Gary Oak mastered the tapping A then pressing B+down glitch.

  139. TehVortex on March 16th, 2011 4:16 pm

    Relevant.

  140. TehVortex on March 16th, 2011 4:18 pm

    And it increased the quantity of his entire inventory…just to keep him sweet.

  141. TehVortex on March 16th, 2011 4:22 pm

    Not really a fan of giving my capture success a time limit. I bought 99 Ultra Balls for a reason.

  142. skreeran1 on March 16th, 2011 4:25 pm

    Artist is JHALLpokemon (JHALLpokemon.deviantart.com).

    I knew I'd get to do something good today… :P

  143. TehVortex on March 16th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Ladies, get your Quagsire's out, it's about to get Damp up in here!

  144. Metaknight7 on March 16th, 2011 4:31 pm

    oh sure scientist can create pokemon like castform and porygon but when comes to capturing pokemon they make us use unreliable orbs that break when it fails to catch the pokemon. also after 5 generations how come nobody mass produces master balls?

  145. Jade Catima on March 16th, 2011 4:50 pm

    It seems like a lot of people don't wear the top hat and monocle these days…

    I'd give Professor Layton a monocle but then he'd just look silly.

  146. MasqueNoMercy on March 16th, 2011 4:53 pm

    moltres was my hardest pokemon to catch for me… after about 2 hours of reseting (yes i saved and then reset over and over!) i finally got moltres after getting it down to about 3hp, asleep, and paralyzed. and having like 3 of my pokemon knocked out

    how many times did i run out of pokeballs, accidentally kill it, die because i played it safe… ugh!

  147. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 16th, 2011 5:02 pm

    The reason the legendaries are there for you to catch is because he released the ones that he thought were too weak.

  148. Ryu_Bonkosi on March 16th, 2011 5:03 pm

    I love you. (Chugga?)

  149. Deep Thought on March 16th, 2011 5:08 pm

    DM has ascended to Troll godhood…
    *wipes away tear*
    I'm so proud!

  150. M4DD4WG on March 16th, 2011 5:26 pm

    Ever notice how pokeball manufacturing companies have huge buildings? Pokemon is run by the pokeball manufacturing industry. BigBall engineers its products to fail so trainers spend all their money on new ones. They also have patents on Masterballs but refuse to make them because they would be shooting themselves in the foot economically. It is a pokeconspiricy if you ask me.

  151. SpartanJedi on March 16th, 2011 5:27 pm

    I am reminded of the time I sought to capture a Ditto in FireRed. I'd tried catching it in Mewtwo's cave, with the three legendary birds to fight off anything I didn't want and to weaken any Ditto that did appear. Two hours and a couple hundred Ultra Balls later, I had no luck.
    I tried relocating to the Cinnabar Mansion, thinking that I would have an easier time catching a lower-level Ditto. Again, an hour passed and Ultra Balls were wasted. I caught absolutely nothing in there.
    With that failure, I had a sudden thought. Ditto takes on all the properties of the pokemon it transforms into right?
    I facepalmed very hard, multiple times, and switched out Moltres for a Rattata. Boom, I had one in less than 5 minutes.

  152. seanhl on March 16th, 2011 5:28 pm

    beats balls of fruit, or nuts or whatever the hell apricorns are

  153. KZN02 on March 16th, 2011 5:29 pm

    Apricot + Acorn

    Besides, we already have berries as fruit.

  154. seanhl on March 16th, 2011 5:31 pm

    because "you know who" buys 'em all and uses 'em for every pokemon, he gives the professors one to use but keeps the rest, although they cost 1,000,000 pokedollars anyway, so it'd be impossible to buy

  155. McGack on March 16th, 2011 5:38 pm

    even the hardest pokemon have less than 1 in 100 to catch at 1 hp and thats with a pokeball and no status effect, Dialga/Palkia/Reshiram/Zekrom are much easier because they are a required battle.

  156. Marzen on March 16th, 2011 5:58 pm

    I on the other hand are artistically incapable of giving ol' Grandpa Engie a tophat and monocle. Poor dood.

  157. DM1293 on March 16th, 2011 7:19 pm

    Not until I have 100p. THEN I have.

  158. GaryMotherFuckingOak on March 16th, 2011 7:31 pm

    i caught it in one try, using a regular pokeball…
    BECAUSE IM GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK!!!

  159. DurandRhisham on March 16th, 2011 10:15 pm

    I know this pain all too well. Also this is by JHALLpokemon on deviantart

  160. JesterJoe on March 16th, 2011 11:28 pm

    Would you rather me call them the legendary cats?

    Yes, I've heard people call them that. No, I do not understand it either.

  161. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 11:34 pm

    DAMN STRAIGHT.

  162. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 11:36 pm

    Friend code plz? 5200-1737-5666

    Just send me a PM with yours.

  163. Jimmy on March 16th, 2011 11:39 pm

    Sabretooth Tiger = Raikou (Teeth)
    Lion = Entei (Face mane)
    Cheetah/Leopard = Suicune (Long, slender legs)

    That's my deduction. It's elementary my dear JesterJoe.

  164. Leon_Rios on March 16th, 2011 11:57 pm

    It's all because of that free Poke-Bama care.

    Good god that was horrid.

  165. Tadferd on March 17th, 2011 12:09 am

    When I set out to capture Latias in Saphire I bought 198ultra balls and 99 timer balls. Fuck status effects. I used persistence.

  166. MasterLuigi452 on March 17th, 2011 12:51 am

    I'm not Gary Oak, but once, I caught Suicune with his half health no stat effect with POKEBALL!!!

  167. epicspoon on March 17th, 2011 12:57 am

    psh no

  168. GazzyW007 on March 17th, 2011 1:15 am

    That's not the only tapping Mr. Motherfucking Oak gets up to in his free time.

  169. GazzyW007 on March 17th, 2011 1:17 am

    Or if you're Brock, Blue Balls.

  170. GazzyW007 on March 17th, 2011 1:18 am

    It worked in DooM 3 mods.

  171. SonicsmyName on March 17th, 2011 2:40 am

    That's right. GOD is not enough for Gary Motherfucking Oak.

  172. TehVortex on March 17th, 2011 8:41 am

    Or if you're Steve Napierski, The rest of the Pokeballs.

  173. CapnMacMillan on March 17th, 2011 3:03 pm

    Well, he didn't capture Articuno in a pokeball…

    *puts on sunglasses*

    but he DID capture it "on tape".

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  174. JesterJoe on March 17th, 2011 11:09 pm

    But it even says in the official hand book that they are dogs. D:

  175. Totema on March 18th, 2011 2:36 am

    You want the ladies to get damp too, huh?

  176. SonicsmyName on March 18th, 2011 4:00 am

    I'll send it to you later. (I actually still have to catch the sucker… Not that it will take long, but.) My game is at home, I'm at school, u do the math :P

  177. Jimmy on March 18th, 2011 9:14 pm

    If pokemon trainer A is traveling at approximately 2 miles per hour and trainer B is stationary, how long will it take for them to battle?

    Answer: Depends on if they make eye contact.

  178. Jimmy on March 18th, 2011 9:15 pm

    …and they say that the CAKE is a lie…

  179. C__F on March 20th, 2011 4:03 pm

    *Looks at ePeen*

    Sir, I don't think you are qualified to give out internets.

  180. JesterJoe on March 20th, 2011 4:20 pm

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  181. Jimmy on March 20th, 2011 8:12 pm

    B-b-b-but that can't be possible!?!

  182. Jimmy on March 20th, 2011 8:24 pm

    Your balls were inert?

  183. SonicsmyName on March 21st, 2011 3:01 am

    FfffffffffJIMMYYYYYY! *shake fist*

  184. Shawn Handyside on March 29th, 2011 6:47 pm

    Thanks! I'll update it now!

  185. pkmntrainerGold on April 29th, 2011 1:49 am

    then i guess i am gary motherfucking oak because i did this with EVERY legendary pkmn, Even arceus

  186. pkmntrainerGold on April 29th, 2011 6:27 pm

    me i always succed with reg pokeballs on legends, even the roaming ones

  187. pkmntrainerGold on April 29th, 2011 6:29 pm

    i caught both in reg pokeballs and reshiram and zekrom both have higher catch rates because its part of the storyline

  188. pkmntrainerGold on April 29th, 2011 6:31 pm

    So thats what happened when i captured tropius XD

  189. pkmntrainerGold on April 29th, 2011 6:33 pm

    i caught all legends in reg pokeballs w/o weaking em

  190. ZtheWise on August 28th, 2011 10:59 am

    Ace=me
    *Wild Pokemon encounter
    *A wild Raikou appeared
    *Ace go Furrent
    *Furrent used Ice Beam
    *Wild Raikou is Frozen
    *Wild Railou fled
    me: How is that even possible?!

  191. ZtheWise on September 11th, 2011 7:03 pm

    Zapdos in a net ball
    What?!

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