We’re exactly the same! I know all his moves, therefore I have the upper hand!
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The sentry deployment was so…symmetrical.
Dr. Steinman would be mad.
All I heard was a british dude talking about how awesome he is, then…
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPE--*smallexplosion*
Both Engineers: SENTRIES DOWN!
Obligatory: Now now perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
…why do I feel an urge to say you're relating this to Soul Eater..?
Now let's see them try to telefrag eachother to the death.
Know what these guys need? A whole team of Engineers: rel="nofollow">
Paradox?
Welcome to another episode of Texas Hold'em! We'll be back right after these messages!
(Brought to you by the Community of Preserving Spycrab Wildlife.)
Augh those sentries! They're…they're ugly! Ugly! UGLY!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!!
Introducing a new gameplay mechanic: Equality
Guys, I SMELL A TROLL.
EH STEVE!
What are blabbering about, you asymmetrical garbage?
You're thinking of Dr. Stein. I know because my friend cosplays as him all the time.
Dr. Steinman is the mad doctor from Bioshock whose plastic surgery is literally inspired by Picasso.
TROLL CHECK! FREE +1's FOR EVERYONE (YEEEAAAAYYY!)
As if the team is ever that cooperative…
Engie vs Engie.
Spy wins.
WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING!?
It's a fad. It won't last long.
Engineer: DANGIT WHEN I SAID "DRAW" I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
Unless it was with wrenches. THEN THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
SENTRY'S SAPPING MAH SENTRY!
You might know everything I'm going to do, but it wont help you because I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it!?
UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT?!
I was expecting tumbleweed to roll in while the sentries were building…
> Implying that Stein and Dr. Steinman aren't secretly the same person
The reason humans have their hearts in the right side of their chests inside of the center is so that we're less likely to be violently assaulted by people like Steinman.
Master! Destroyers!
OR NEVER REALLY ON YOUR SIDE! *snaps Dead Ringer shut*
From what I've seen, entire team is engies.
And thus, they discovered the portal in which to summon Bizarro-Saxton Hale!!!
He who destroys the opponent's sentry first, destroys the opponent's sentry best.
On Motorcycles?
BIZARRO
Which reminds me, there was a story about a pair of twins who were so identical that they did everything the same way. Predictably, they fell in love with the same girl, so they decided a pistol duel was the best way to solve that (long time ago). Anyways, they both fired… And neither fell. Their bullets collided with each other because they fired the exact same way. They then made a vow to never fight again and later married twin girls.
So it has solved at least ONE problem.
Who strangely looks like an Australian Bill Gates.
MOTORCYCLES ARE CREDIT TO MEME!
What were the twins' names?
That's what we said about hats, that's what we said about hats.
TROLL CHECK ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!
SENTRY DOWN!
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I felt it was needed.
both of you lose, GET OFF MAH LAWN
*Pulls out Luger*
Fuckin' NewTrolls
*Dispenses +1s*
This is starting to get out of hand… we need more memes.
For some reason, I am reminded of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
We must get scientists to investigate at once!!!
General Mudkip! Find this man:
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more like "deletin' a comment!"
Troll check on motorcycles???
*zips down page quickly +1ing comments*
And what they said about Bieber(fag)
I have just discovered new anti-troll combat technology:
The +1 Shotgun!!!
everybody line up for one!
also…
hm… more memes you say… I'm thinking…. Seaking on a Mountain: Double Fuck Yeah Power!!!!
(On motorcycles) On mountains
ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK!
I see your wrangler is as BIG as mine, AuraMaster.
Star Wars actually sounds even better in German!
Hey, maybe he just wants to live his own life!
This is why we can't have nice things!
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I have ways of making people… change their minds…
Princess Leia would be played by Angela Merkel!!!
Red used Snatch!!!
It's super effective
Now, all the memes are belong to me!!!
I shall be generous with these memes, and shall distribute them to the peoples of Halolz.
Are we making SpaceBalls references here? Cos if we are, then I'm surrounded by Assholes….
well…
keep firing [comments] Assholes!!! rel="nofollow">
I don't wanna know what you do with that snatch of yours, Red. That's definitely TMI.
Spaceballs was a great movie, but I was actually thinking along the lines of rel="nofollow">this.
Super effective updated.
…I dunno if that was an intentional trolling or not. But either way… *removes mask*
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Some of them Major Assholes. :D
Actually it was a TM!
TM 49 to be exact (in gen 3 and 4)
Damn… my worst enemy. THE MIRROR!
It's like Ocarina of Time all over again!
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at the end there???
now all we need are equivalent spy backstabs
*facepalm*
Is it normal for puns to make someone suicidal?
*giggles*
well, don't KILL yourself over this (issue)
Phillip as well?
damn.
wish i was there
Stein is an anime character, so he has a PhD in killing many people using only people/weapons and anime logic.
Steinman was the first miniboss and he went down faster than a college student finishing an essay at 5 am.
Got 99 problems, but my twin ain't one.
No… that's MY job. >.<
You forgot the obligatory
GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it weird that I still have that movie on VHS???????
XD
(I'm surprised nobody else got that reference, though…….)
Which one of you guys put this joke first, because this is the second time I've seen it….
Not only is he trolling, but he DARES wear the Almighty Monocle with 0 E-PEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
If only one of them had the jag
I don't see how that was trolling…?
No E-peen. Lame post. Monocle.
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Correction:
Australian dude talking about how awesome he is
I still have it on DVD.
God bless HBO for showing it once back in the nineties and letting me know that it existed.
Great. Now I have that Epic Sax Music from the OVA stuck in my head.
…come to think of it, the OVA had some pretty neat music!
I saw it in a video rental store, on one of the for sale racks, and it was something cheap like $5 or $7, or something like that.
I looked at my brother and was like "DUDE, there's a Sonic movie!?!?"
They’re Australian.