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Portal 2 Valentines

Roses are red, portals are blue…
Valentine I’m falling infinitely in love with you!
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Portal 2 Valentines



Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2011 · 12:55 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (158 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
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81 Responses to “Portal 2 Valentines”

  1. truegentleman on February 14th, 2011 1:04 am

    I love you all too!

    …
    Even though you broke my heart….
    And killed me…
    And tore me to pieces…
    And threw every piece into a fire…

  2. Lordshadow on February 14th, 2011 1:06 am

    Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.

  3. AuraMaster on February 14th, 2011 1:07 am

    As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

  4. AuraMaster on February 14th, 2011 1:08 am

    My love for you is no lie, Valentine.

  5. Bobomberman on February 14th, 2011 1:16 am

    Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when I gave you that valentine note and I said "I love you", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were in love with you." That was great.

  6. smashpro1 on February 14th, 2011 1:19 am

    Surprised you didn't also post this: rel="nofollow">

  7. oboewan on February 14th, 2011 1:27 am

    HA HA, FAT CHANCE

  8. Tenck on February 14th, 2011 1:34 am

    OH GOD WHY MY EYES!
    Why did Kirby Untooned need to be a related submission?! Now I'm re-traumatized…

  9. Tenck on February 14th, 2011 1:37 am

    BEEEEEEEEEES!

  10. HoopleDoople on February 14th, 2011 1:44 am

    The Weighted Companion Cube is my valentine.
    It is the perfect relationship, because unlike my previous girlfriends the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab me and, in fact, cannot speak.

  11. TheUnknownNoob on February 14th, 2011 1:46 am

    It won't threaten to stab me?

    WOW!

    That's a first among girlfriends for me!

    Not being able to speak is also a bonus for any relationship.

  12. Shawn Handyside on February 14th, 2011 1:52 am

    I didn't know about it… I'll post it next!

  13. AuraMaster on February 14th, 2011 1:58 am

    rel="nofollow">Not the bees! D:

  14. Rain on February 14th, 2011 2:01 am

    Yet the (chocolate) cake is still a lie >:(

  15. MorningMoon on February 14th, 2011 2:04 am

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    What will Gabe show?
    Portals 2

  16. Rain on February 14th, 2011 2:13 am

    inb4
    <img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/beeweapon.jpg"&gt;

  17. Rain on February 14th, 2011 2:15 am

    But how would you know if she really loved you if she can't speak?

  18. Rain on February 14th, 2011 2:24 am

    Hello? Is anyone there?"

  19. Rain on February 14th, 2011 2:26 am

    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

  20. FoxyMayo on February 14th, 2011 2:27 am

    I only have love for portals and my right hand.

    Fuck others, I'm "forever aloning" this shit.

  21. HoopleDoople on February 14th, 2011 2:31 am

    Because after all this time she's still by my side.

  22. Zyquux on February 14th, 2011 2:35 am

    Left hand*

    Your right hand is holding the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

  23. Red on February 14th, 2011 2:37 am

    Valentines Day!?!?
    *sobs*
    It gets so lonely up here on my mountain

  24. Red on February 14th, 2011 2:38 am

    So, it's not DELICIOUS CAKE???

  25. Red on February 14th, 2011 2:39 am

    Maybe Black Mesa? --> nope.avi
    I'll help instead!

  26. DM1293 on February 14th, 2011 2:53 am

    For the last time, Inb4's are not INB4! THEY ARE THE 4!

    AND APATHETIC BATMAN IS A PATHETIC BATMAN. He would've invented Anti-deadly-magic-bee spray by now.

  27. Ataeru on February 14th, 2011 2:59 am

    I thought you had the mountain to keep you company.

  28. Rocker23220 on February 14th, 2011 3:08 am

    Agreed. As I always say:

    Happy Singles' Awareness Day Everybody!!!

  29. Rocker23220 on February 14th, 2011 3:09 am

    Because the Weighted Companion Cube will never nag you, never drag you to it's parents house, and never NOT make you a sandwich

  30. ray10k on February 14th, 2011 3:41 am

    and AGAIN, episode 3 is delayed by a month.
    nice job.

  31. ray10k on February 14th, 2011 3:50 am

    all I have to say is this:
    portal 2, you bloody tease!

    (seriously, why isn't it april yet?)

  32. RemielChibus on February 14th, 2011 4:04 am

    What about standard deviation? There's always standard deviation to take into account!

  33. astrophe on February 14th, 2011 4:42 am

    Look at me still chatting when there's science to do. When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you…

  34. Zyquux on February 14th, 2011 4:45 am

    You could watch some HSO6WA to remind you of your loneliness.

  35. DM1293 on February 14th, 2011 5:17 am

    Oi! Where is your hat 'n monocle guv? Can't be around here without a set, not with e-peen like that. Least a monocle.

  36. DM1293 on February 14th, 2011 5:20 am

    ~I will treat you well, my sweet angel
    So help me GLaDOS~

    [Happy Valentines Day!]

  37. Jimmy on February 14th, 2011 6:24 am

    So…Misty is off cheating on you again, huh?

  38. Jimmy on February 14th, 2011 6:25 am

    Damn, I like cake…especially ice-cram cake…

  39. Alpar on February 14th, 2011 6:52 am

    Hm… it's now Valentine's day… why do I have a heavy feeling I'm supposed to see something coming…

    *Looks at newest submission*

    Oh yeah. That one tradition where Halolz submits punny Valentine's jokes. Well at least I'm certain I have the date right now…

  40. greenxboy on February 14th, 2011 7:25 am

    do you want to marry it?
    WELL I WONT LET YOU!!

  41. Deep Thought on February 14th, 2011 8:03 am

    *sob*

    Why'd she make me kill the cube, the only person who loved me back…

    WHY'D SHE DO IT!!!

  42. C__F on February 14th, 2011 8:53 am

    You're Red! Assistant to the famed Prof. Oak! Of course we'd love for you to help!

    And the best part is, when he's dead you'll be still alive.

  43. C__F on February 14th, 2011 8:57 am

    Don't you have that one Pokemon Center's nurse at your front door?

  44. C__F on February 14th, 2011 8:58 am

    STATISTICS! Egad, the statistics are haunting me!

  45. Dimomarg on February 14th, 2011 9:23 am

    OH BOY THE MOST POINTLESS DAY OF THE YEAR. TIME FOR A VALENTINE'S POEM
    Some Portals are Orange
    Some Portals are Blue
    And All my cake belongs to you.

  46. Neentendow on February 14th, 2011 9:28 am

    Hey, is that a 6? Why is i-OH DEAR GOD!

  47. Yugi_Moto on February 14th, 2011 9:29 am

    This is super special awesome!!! I wonder if Tea will be my valentine…

  48. Shatman on February 14th, 2011 9:32 am

    He was busy inventing this.
    http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/60791/127812…

  49. zeldafan8 on February 14th, 2011 11:23 am

    There is loving to be done
    So to the bedroom we will run
    because you are my valentine.

    ((yes, I twisted the words in a valentine manner. Happy holidays.))

  50. ZenDragoon on February 14th, 2011 11:50 am

    Aww poor Red. Well I guess it'll be you and the bellsprout again this year…

  51. ZenDragoon on February 14th, 2011 11:59 am

    Please adopt the valentine pickup position.

  52. Deep Thought on February 14th, 2011 12:41 pm

    Bachelor's night?

    We'll have so much fun! We'll play D&D and we'll fight pokemon and we'll braid each others hair…

    *goes to time-out corner*

  53. Deep Thought on February 14th, 2011 12:45 pm

    But will it ever give you up?
    will it ever let you down?

  54. died70 on February 14th, 2011 1:48 pm

    will it ever turn around and hurt you?

  55. GazzyW007 on February 14th, 2011 2:02 pm

    RED team?

  56. AuraMaster on February 14th, 2011 3:07 pm

    So much Wailord spunk… How does it all fit in there?! o_e

  57. general Mudkip on February 14th, 2011 3:25 pm

    What happened to green?
    didnt i…wait..i saw her escape….Be right back…*five hours later*
    Meh heres misty and green.
    couldnt find anyone else.

  58. Red on February 14th, 2011 4:08 pm

    Good question. On a similar note; how do I fit a bike, 3 fishing rods and various other items of different sizes in one standard-sized backpack?

  59. Red on February 14th, 2011 4:10 pm

    <img src="http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1253/original/everything_went_better_than_expected.jpg?1257510959&quot; alt="" />

  60. Red on February 14th, 2011 4:10 pm

    Yes, but his ghost will still be around… keeping me from riding bikes indoors…

  61. Red on February 14th, 2011 4:12 pm

    I think you meant the Red Army
    <img src="http://www.allworldwars.com/image/011/Poster105.jpg&quot; alt="" />

    for the record, I have NO idea at all what the text in this poster says

  62. Zabrio on February 14th, 2011 4:25 pm

    I think i am falling for you

    *breaks legs*

    And this boys and girls is what happens when you don't like up your portals correctly

  63. Alpar on February 14th, 2011 4:38 pm

    *ice-cream

  64. Zyquux on February 14th, 2011 5:16 pm

    Folding Bike, collapsible fishing rods, the Pokeballs shrink…or just this.

  65. Zyquux on February 14th, 2011 5:17 pm

    I accidentally -1'd you! I'm sorry! T-T

    Oh, and congratulations on 69. You are now a Gentleman; here is your top hat and monocle.
    *presents gentlemanly attire*

  66. Dash12345678 on February 14th, 2011 5:18 pm

    With lots of pockets, of course!

    And a little spacial manipulation never hurt anyone. (Although It may or may not have obliterated millions… the investigations are still ongoing as to what happened to that planet)

    ………..

    >:3

  67. Zyquux on February 14th, 2011 5:21 pm

    MEME BEAM!

    All my cake are belong to you.*

  68. zeldafan8 on February 14th, 2011 5:26 pm

    Valentine's day. Celebrating when St.Valentine was martyred for his acts in marrying young catholic couples despite the laws passed by the ruling government.

    Also a day when single people get to watch couples be stupidly happy and other single people WISH to be stupidly happy.

    People like ZF, we just pass on the whole thing and celebrate pancake day later.

  69. Red on February 14th, 2011 5:53 pm

    *sad eyes*
    B-B-But… can't it just be magic???

  70. Deep Thought on February 14th, 2011 5:59 pm

    Does this mean party time?

  71. Jimmy on February 14th, 2011 7:15 pm

    Oh shit *FACEPALM* DAMN YOU COLLEGE!!!

  72. Dr. Plasma on February 14th, 2011 9:34 pm

    Link has you beat by alot…

  73. Dr. Plasma on February 14th, 2011 9:45 pm

    Spartans are red
    Elites are blue
    But that doesn't matter
    'Cause I'm about to snipe you!

  74. AuraMaster on February 15th, 2011 3:11 am

    *line

  75. AuraMaster on February 15th, 2011 3:20 am

    I thought he'd show us a broken scale.

  76. SonicsmyName on February 15th, 2011 4:55 am

    I REALLY need to get off my lazy ass and get me some fancy mans attire.

  77. Dimomarg on February 15th, 2011 8:07 am

    MEME BEAM
    IMMA FIRIN MEME LAZOR*

  78. died70 on February 15th, 2011 6:14 pm

    yeah now it's time to make my true avatar, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  79. died70 on February 15th, 2011 6:37 pm

    How do you not have an instant 2000 epeen life point count and 3 monster cards summoned? Obivously you're a fake!

  80. died70 on February 15th, 2011 6:40 pm

    looks like your…
    *puts on shades*
    scoping the competion
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

  81. Tenck on February 15th, 2011 7:59 pm

    I'll get around to it. Maybe. Sometime. I dunno.

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