A shot by shot re-enactment of a typical Mario Kart race! Well except I’ve never seen Mario give the cops the finger before…
Another video by Rémi Gaillard, submitted by anonymous.
For more of his hi-jinks check out Remi Kart 1 and Real Life Pac-Man!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2011 · 1:47 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (278 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
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79 Responses to “[VIDEO] REMI KART 2”

  1. Angemon300 on February 12th, 2011 1:54 pm

    Mario was later arrested for assault and battery on a hooker who wouldn't take coins.

  2. NekoKnight on February 12th, 2011 1:55 pm

    Cops are just mad because Mario lapped them and they don't have a Blue Shell.

  3. Leo E. on February 12th, 2011 1:58 pm

    Turns out, bananas aren't as destructive as we were lead to believe.

  4. Azurik on February 12th, 2011 2:01 pm

    Throwing stuffed turtles at traffic? This man is my hero.

  5. Dimomarg on February 12th, 2011 2:01 pm

    Hey, remember when people would park their go karts OUTSIDE the mall? neither do I.

  6. El_bruno on February 12th, 2011 2:02 pm

    As awesome as this guy is, there's someone who's even better than him, his lawyer.

  7. Pisko on February 12th, 2011 2:02 pm

    then this will turn out to be the best episode of Cops ever

  8. EphEphEcksIII on February 12th, 2011 2:04 pm
  9. NekoKnight on February 12th, 2011 2:05 pm

    My father died from a misplaced banana! It was both comical and tragic.

  10. Uzumakiclan43 on February 12th, 2011 2:05 pm

    Lousy French cosplayers… I mean you can clearly see the frays in the overalls!

    and,

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-mariokart-fuckthe…. *looks up to first comment* DAMMIT!

  11. doepker on February 12th, 2011 2:08 pm

    I really want to see him use a bullet bill power up…
    when he gets out of jail again, of course.

  12. RemielChibus on February 12th, 2011 2:08 pm

    Looks like someone hit the mushrooms too hard.

  13. Roflcopter419 on February 12th, 2011 2:12 pm

    Parking a go-kart anywhere outside a go-kart track would be out of place anyway, so it's not like it matters much.

  14. Leo E. on February 12th, 2011 2:17 pm

    Mia or Apollo… gotta be one of them.

  15. Darth_Destro on February 12th, 2011 2:27 pm

    Misplaced bananas make up to 60% of "accidental" deaths in this country. It's an alarming statistac that I clearly did not make up.

  16. HoopleDoople on February 12th, 2011 2:37 pm

    He forgot the part where a blue shell ruins EVERYTHING.

    Damn those blue shells! Damn them to hell!

  17. Deep Thought on February 12th, 2011 2:38 pm

    Kinda like how blue turtle shells result in 99.9% more accidents than their green counterparts.

  18. Spireal on February 12th, 2011 2:40 pm
  19. smashpro1 on February 12th, 2011 2:40 pm

    Remi Gaillard: the best IRL troll.

  20. Red on February 12th, 2011 2:40 pm

    The God of Funny has returned… All hail lord Remi! (inglip joke ftw)

    I could have seen him going through the check-out at that store… in the kart!

  21. Ichiinu on February 12th, 2011 2:44 pm

    He should have saved that Golden Mushroom, so he could take the jump shortcut.

  22. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 2:51 pm

    That's true. Do you know why?

    MythBusters proved it.

  23. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 2:51 pm

    Harvey Birdman.

  24. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 2:53 pm

    As if IntenseDebate wasn't laggy enough alre

  25. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 2:53 pm

    ady.

  26. Pringer X on February 12th, 2011 2:57 pm

    It's funny because someone could have been seriously hurt, but didn't

  27. truegentleman on February 12th, 2011 3:01 pm

    ..wow. That was hilarious, but I hope the guy doesn't vote. I also hope the cops are fans of Mario…

  28. Ryu_Bonkosi on February 12th, 2011 3:15 pm

    Someone slipping on a banana peel is like crack to a comedian.

  29. Ryu_Bonkosi on February 12th, 2011 3:18 pm

    I was sincerely hoping to see a car spin out of control.

  30. Alpar on February 12th, 2011 3:24 pm

    Phoenix von Edged Justice of Feys.

    Your argument is invalid.

  31. Alpar on February 12th, 2011 3:28 pm

    >1:19

    "Stop! Sir, I am with the security of this grocery department and I'm afraid I'll have to suppress you in order to make sure I can-

    *Bursts in through doors*

    "Hello sire, I am here on behalf of the internet to place you under arrest and to tell you how much you suck for trying to stop a man in his tracks of doing something so incredibly awesome, thus bringing back faith in humanity little by little."

    "I just wanted his autograph D:"

    "Oh well that makes sense… hey where'd he go?"

    >1:24

  32. Alpar on February 12th, 2011 3:33 pm

    Mario: Mama @#$er.

  33. Dr. Furry on February 12th, 2011 3:50 pm

    remi is too fucking epic

  34. MoG on February 12th, 2011 3:53 pm

    and what do we learn from this video halolzians? We learned that turtles are the perfect throwing tool, koopa shells are so yesterday

  35. MasterLuigi452 on February 12th, 2011 3:59 pm

    See that's why you should carry a Bullet Bill at least.

  36. MasterLuigi452 on February 12th, 2011 4:01 pm

    If any of those police officers had a Blue Shell, this would have been over long time ago…

  37. died70 on February 12th, 2011 4:08 pm

    Looks like Mario…
    *puts on sunglasses*
    has appeal
    *looks around*
    NOPE.gif
    Okay.jpg

  38. BasketGT on February 12th, 2011 4:57 pm

    I really like this video, but I bet that it's going to get down-voted sooner or later so that 'Scyther Cannot Learn Fly' is back on top of the Highest Rated Submissions.

  39. oddball250 on February 12th, 2011 5:00 pm

    how the hell did you get -89 epeen

  40. TehVortex on February 12th, 2011 5:24 pm

    Like mother always said; "Behind every great man, is his attorney".

  41. TehVortex on February 12th, 2011 5:31 pm

    Was it just me who noticed the number of bananas in the weapon slot not decrease when he used them?

  42. smartmonkey on February 12th, 2011 5:51 pm

    it's by doing random things. That we become random people.
    (translation of the phrase at the end)

  43. HoopleDoople on February 12th, 2011 6:09 pm

    Not a clue. Not a freaking clue. I'm pretty new and had one negative comment, but not THAT negative.

    I'm not terribly upset, however. -89 rep kinda get you noticed :P

  44. primedawg9170 on February 12th, 2011 7:33 pm

    Yeah, but not in the good way, mate. -84 epeen apparently makes you a hardcore troll from what I heard and seen. So to save you from the next troll flaming event, here's a +1 for ya.

  45. Th3l4st0ne on February 12th, 2011 7:48 pm

    ALL HAIL THE FAKE TROLL!
    *+1 for the glory of the Duke*

  46. NekoKnight on February 12th, 2011 7:52 pm

    I think we need a note from the surgeon general printed on Green Shells that says there is a 70% chance of Green Shells you throw coming back to hit you (second hand Green Shells are in fact more dangerous than first hand). They also cause lung cancer.

  47. Zyquux on February 12th, 2011 7:53 pm

    GARY MAMA@#$ER OAK: You rang?

  48. Zyquux on February 12th, 2011 7:56 pm

    Er, I'd say that the -20 is rather negative. (Your comment was not that bad though.)

  49. Zyquux on February 12th, 2011 7:59 pm
  50. Zyquux on February 12th, 2011 8:00 pm

    I was going to say it would work better if this was a Pokemon Contest submission, but then I saw what you did there.

  51. Zyquux on February 12th, 2011 8:00 pm

    nope.avi I was curious about that too.

  52. VT_Juju_Man on February 12th, 2011 8:56 pm

    That security guard is like a real Chain Chomp, only less threatening

  53. Coodoo on February 12th, 2011 9:04 pm

    Clever bastard! Make your comment a two parter, and get TWICE the +1's!
    GENIUS!

  54. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 9:33 pm
  55. MoG on February 12th, 2011 9:34 pm

    who said they were stuffed

  56. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 9:35 pm

    You might say that it…

    *Shades*

    …Slipped by you.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHOH!

  57. Jimmy on February 12th, 2011 10:08 pm

    I miss him…a lot…Toonami too…DAMN YOU BROADCASTING NETWORKS!!! PUT THE GOOD STUFF BACK ON!!!

  58. Jimmy on February 12th, 2011 10:09 pm

    …but don't doctors usually do it from behind?

  59. Desgax on February 12th, 2011 10:19 pm

    I like how the motorcyclists are freaking out when he did that.

  60. Desgax on February 12th, 2011 10:21 pm

    When I heard about that Toonami was being shut down, I wanted to punch Cartoon Networks CEO in the face. Hey maybe we can get Remi to do it!

  61. died70 on February 12th, 2011 10:46 pm
  62. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 10:51 pm

    With his kart.

  63. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 10:53 pm

    INFINITE BANANAS!

  64. Mentlegen on February 12th, 2011 10:55 pm

    -19 is pretty bad around here.

    You got that because you implied a player was an idiot since he made clear he did not completed all the achievements in TF2.

  65. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 10:56 pm
  66. Kam_Fakami on February 12th, 2011 10:58 pm

    Yes. Clean my toilet. Why? Because I Seto fuckmothering Kaiba.

  67. Kam_Fakami on February 12th, 2011 10:59 pm

    And a blue shell.

  68. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 11:03 pm

    Interspite:When you spite something for no good reason other than this is the Internet, and you'll spite whatever the fuck you want!

  69. Mentlegen on February 12th, 2011 11:05 pm

    Phoenix feels left out. :.(

  70. Sandbag on February 12th, 2011 11:07 pm

    u jelly police??

  71. Desgax on February 12th, 2011 11:09 pm

    Announcer: "Splatter Spree!"

  72. CapnMacMillan on February 12th, 2011 11:17 pm

    Why make +1's when we can make… *dramatic pause* +0.1's? =,O

  73. Vabolo on February 12th, 2011 11:59 pm

    Looks like he may have a…

    *Shades*

    …Leak.

    Although I'm no technician.

  74. Leo E. on February 13th, 2011 12:11 am

    Tell him to be as brilliant as Mia or as likable as Apollo, then we'll talk.

  75. died70 on February 13th, 2011 12:32 am

    Okay

  76. CapnMacMillan on February 13th, 2011 1:42 am

    I really don't know what's weirder: The fact that I personally know a guy who would do something this awesome ON A DARE, or the Team Fortress 2 slash fiction ad below the video…

  77. CakeBard on February 13th, 2011 3:26 am

    I'm sure he says this to them in every video, seeing as EVERY video ends with the police catching him.

  78. oboewan on February 13th, 2011 3:33 am

    By the way, the French roughly translates to "it is through lulz that one becomes lulzy".

  79. GazzyW007 on February 13th, 2011 7:18 am

    Why? Has he not been to the toil-- oh wait I see your point.

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