A shot by shot re-enactment of a typical Mario Kart race! Well except I’ve never seen Mario give the cops the finger before…
Another video by Rémi Gaillard, submitted by anonymous.
For more of his hi-jinks check out Remi Kart 1 and Real Life Pac-Man!
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Mario was later arrested for assault and battery on a hooker who wouldn't take coins.
Cops are just mad because Mario lapped them and they don't have a Blue Shell.
Turns out, bananas aren't as destructive as we were lead to believe.
Throwing stuffed turtles at traffic? This man is my hero.
Hey, remember when people would park their go karts OUTSIDE the mall? neither do I.
As awesome as this guy is, there's someone who's even better than him, his lawyer.
then this will turn out to be the best episode of Cops ever
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My father died from a misplaced banana! It was both comical and tragic.
Lousy French cosplayers… I mean you can clearly see the frays in the overalls!
and,
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-mariokart-fuckthe…. *looks up to first comment* DAMMIT!
I really want to see him use a bullet bill power up…
when he gets out of jail again, of course.
Looks like someone hit the mushrooms too hard.
Parking a go-kart anywhere outside a go-kart track would be out of place anyway, so it's not like it matters much.
Mia or Apollo… gotta be one of them.
Misplaced bananas make up to 60% of "accidental" deaths in this country. It's an alarming statistac that I clearly did not make up.
He forgot the part where a blue shell ruins EVERYTHING.
Damn those blue shells! Damn them to hell!
Kinda like how blue turtle shells result in 99.9% more accidents than their green counterparts.
Remi Gaillard: the best IRL troll.
The God of Funny has returned… All hail lord Remi! (inglip joke ftw)
I could have seen him going through the check-out at that store… in the kart!
He should have saved that Golden Mushroom, so he could take the jump shortcut.
That's true. Do you know why?
MythBusters proved it.
Harvey Birdman.
As if IntenseDebate wasn't laggy enough alre
ady.
It's funny because someone could have been seriously hurt, but didn't
..wow. That was hilarious, but I hope the guy doesn't vote. I also hope the cops are fans of Mario…
Someone slipping on a banana peel is like crack to a comedian.
I was sincerely hoping to see a car spin out of control.
Phoenix von Edged Justice of Feys.
Your argument is invalid.
>1:19
"Stop! Sir, I am with the security of this grocery department and I'm afraid I'll have to suppress you in order to make sure I can-
*Bursts in through doors*
"Hello sire, I am here on behalf of the internet to place you under arrest and to tell you how much you suck for trying to stop a man in his tracks of doing something so incredibly awesome, thus bringing back faith in humanity little by little."
"I just wanted his autograph D:"
"Oh well that makes sense… hey where'd he go?"
>1:24
Mario: Mama @#$er.
remi is too fucking epic
and what do we learn from this video halolzians? We learned that turtles are the perfect throwing tool, koopa shells are so yesterday
See that's why you should carry a Bullet Bill at least.
If any of those police officers had a Blue Shell, this would have been over long time ago…
Looks like Mario…
*puts on sunglasses*
has appeal
*looks around*
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I really like this video, but I bet that it's going to get down-voted sooner or later so that 'Scyther Cannot Learn Fly' is back on top of the Highest Rated Submissions.
how the hell did you get -89 epeen
Like mother always said; "Behind every great man, is his attorney".
Was it just me who noticed the number of bananas in the weapon slot not decrease when he used them?
it's by doing random things. That we become random people.
(translation of the phrase at the end)
Not a clue. Not a freaking clue. I'm pretty new and had one negative comment, but not THAT negative.
I'm not terribly upset, however. -89 rep kinda get you noticed :P
Yeah, but not in the good way, mate. -84 epeen apparently makes you a hardcore troll from what I heard and seen. So to save you from the next troll flaming event, here's a +1 for ya.
ALL HAIL THE FAKE TROLL!
*+1 for the glory of the Duke*
I think we need a note from the surgeon general printed on Green Shells that says there is a 70% chance of Green Shells you throw coming back to hit you (second hand Green Shells are in fact more dangerous than first hand). They also cause lung cancer.
GARY MAMA@#$ER OAK: You rang?
Er, I'd say that the -20 is rather negative. (Your comment was not that bad though.)
rel="nofollow">"STOP! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence."
I was going to say it would work better if this was a Pokemon Contest submission, but then I saw what you did there.
nope.avi I was curious about that too.
That security guard is like a real Chain Chomp, only less threatening
Clever bastard! Make your comment a two parter, and get TWICE the +1's!
GENIUS!
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who said they were stuffed
You might say that it…
*Shades*
…Slipped by you.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHOH!
I miss him…a lot…Toonami too…DAMN YOU BROADCASTING NETWORKS!!! PUT THE GOOD STUFF BACK ON!!!
…but don't doctors usually do it from behind?
I like how the motorcyclists are freaking out when he did that.
When I heard about that Toonami was being shut down, I wanted to punch Cartoon Networks CEO in the face. Hey maybe we can get Remi to do it!
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With his kart.
INFINITE BANANAS!
-19 is pretty bad around here.
You got that because you implied a player was an idiot since he made clear he did not completed all the achievements in TF2.
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Yes. Clean my toilet. Why? Because I Seto fuckmothering Kaiba.
And a blue shell.
Interspite:When you spite something for no good reason other than this is the Internet, and you'll spite whatever the fuck you want!
Phoenix feels left out. :.(
u jelly police??
Announcer: "Splatter Spree!"
Why make +1's when we can make… *dramatic pause* +0.1's? =,O
Looks like he may have a…
*Shades*
…Leak.
Although I'm no technician.
Tell him to be as brilliant as Mia or as likable as Apollo, then we'll talk.
Okay
I really don't know what's weirder: The fact that I personally know a guy who would do something this awesome ON A DARE, or the Team Fortress 2 slash fiction ad below the video…
I'm sure he says this to them in every video, seeing as EVERY video ends with the police catching him.
By the way, the French roughly translates to "it is through lulz that one becomes lulzy".
Why? Has he not been to the toil-- oh wait I see your point.