You Know You've Been Playing Too Much Bioshock When...

It’s a tough decision when you see a Girl Scout with all those cookies. Sure you could buy a few, but you could also take her out SO EASILY.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 11, 2011 · 10:58 PM 
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2K Games, Artistic, Bad Ideas, BioShock, Cutesy Wutesy, Sequential Art, Tasty Treats

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98 Responses to “You Know You’ve Been Playing Too Much Bioshock When…”

  1. TheLoneLemon on February 11th, 2011 10:59 pm

    why not both?

  2. Angemon300 on February 11th, 2011 11:01 pm

    Take a picture first! You still don't have that acheivement!

  3. DM1293 on February 11th, 2011 11:02 pm

    …….*looks at the two buttons*

    Do you have thin mint cookies?

    "No Mister…"

    *Smashes Y*

  4. Tael on February 11th, 2011 11:10 pm

    On the second panel, the girl has 3 badges. In the third panel, her badges are gone.

    WHY?!

  5. Grammar Berzerker on February 11th, 2011 11:13 pm

    The correct decision is so obvious.

    Harvest the girl's essence, THEN steal the cookies once she's dead. Then crush them into cookie dust, lay the dust out to form the symbol of Khorne, put her corpse in the center and offer her remains to the Blood God.

  6. CakeBard on February 11th, 2011 11:15 pm

    …so would harvesting in real life just be stealing all her cookies and trying to plant them to make a cookie tree?

  7. Ataeru on February 11th, 2011 11:23 pm

    *buys cookies*
    What?

  8. Alpar on February 11th, 2011 11:26 pm

    Harvest.

    ….the cookie boxes.

  9. Lax on February 11th, 2011 11:51 pm

    Something out of a "Criminal Minds" episode >:)

  10. Smirky on February 11th, 2011 11:52 pm

    Harvest her…..then the cookie boxes.

  11. Marzen on February 12th, 2011 12:29 am

    No means yes?

    :D

  12. Funkalicous on February 12th, 2011 12:41 am

    I press Up Up Down Down, Left Right Left Right, B A Start in hope for Infinite Cookies.

  13. TheUnknownNoob on February 12th, 2011 2:39 am
  14. WheelMan1337 on February 12th, 2011 4:22 am

    Notice his right hand pointing at the Y button. O_O

  15. Strike_low on February 12th, 2011 6:19 am

    You are suppose to rescue her from selling the cookies because that cookies were expired already.

  16. DrSexington on February 12th, 2011 7:09 am

    At first I thought the harvest was something else….then I saw the caption thingy

  17. General_Asshat on February 12th, 2011 8:34 am

    HARVEST THE GIRL FOR ADAM

    YOU REALIZE ADAM ONLY EXISTS IN BIOSHOCK

  18. Uzumakiclan43 on February 12th, 2011 10:45 am
  19. Vizardvalor on February 12th, 2011 11:14 am

    I'm surpirised no one has said "call Chris Hansen".

  20. mikeorike on February 12th, 2011 11:36 am

    1. Find little girl.
    2. Harvest little girl.
    3. Get charged with kidnapping by the authorities.
    4. ???
    5. COOKIES!!

  21. redroverone on February 12th, 2011 11:50 am

    I'm guessing dude's name is Jack…

  22. invadingduck on February 12th, 2011 12:18 pm

    Worth it.

  23. ThatOneDude on February 12th, 2011 12:18 pm

    That's just wrong…he's using a corded controller.

  24. Red on February 12th, 2011 12:42 pm

    Then she goes to Prof. Oak's house…

  25. Zyquux on February 12th, 2011 1:11 pm

    "inb4" what? You have to be inb4 something. Unless you mean you are inb4 periods?

  26. Spireal on February 12th, 2011 2:41 pm

    Harvest Then Steal cookies —> Adam + Economy (-->profit)

    Problem ?

  27. Walweegee on February 12th, 2011 3:06 pm

    Don't buy the cookies! the cookies are ah SPAH!

  28. coolsnape on February 12th, 2011 4:02 pm

    harvest the cookies XD

  29. BoxeyBrown on February 12th, 2011 4:46 pm

    Do cookies give you adam?

  30. Wetmang on February 13th, 2011 12:10 am

    It's when she calls you Big Daddy that is starts to get interesting.

  31. krugun on February 15th, 2011 4:27 am

    I'm sorry but the look on her face on the last panel makes me think that "he'll be her big daddy".

    Does this make me a bad person?

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