A little gambling in moderation is fine… but if you’re going to do it at least don’t gamble at your arch-nemesis’ casino!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2011 · 2:38 PM 
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106 Responses to “[VIDEO] Sonic’s Gambling Problem”

  1. DM1293 on February 7th, 2011 2:43 pm

    And now a childhood rendition of how I played the carnival/gambling levels.

    "Ten Minutes to gamble as the world's fastest hedgehog? THATS ENOUGH TIME THATS ENOUGH TIME OHSHI I ONLY HAVE TEN SECONDS I CANT GET PAST THE DRUM THINGS"

    *Dies due to gambling habit*

  2. rory_m on February 7th, 2011 2:44 pm

    Its like a history of sonic games…

  3. RemielChibus on February 7th, 2011 2:45 pm

    What's the use? Once he gets out of there, he's just going to blow it all at once.

  4. Skandradron on February 7th, 2011 3:00 pm

    Oh man the memories! The horrible OCD-laden memories…

  5. General_Asshat on February 7th, 2011 3:05 pm

    Alternate title:
    Sega and the Fans.

  6. BoxeyBrown on February 7th, 2011 3:15 pm

    Gambling is a problem in the gaming world. I think you'll find that Mario, Pokemon Trainer Red, and many others share the same addiction…

  7. CakeBard on February 7th, 2011 3:35 pm

    Why does Robotnik even build a casino if he turns all the inhabitants of Mobius into robots anyway?

  8. Sandbag on February 7th, 2011 3:48 pm

    He should probably stop gambling before he gets too fat.

  9. VyseRogueKing on February 7th, 2011 4:02 pm

    I'm just so glad that place doesn't have any card games or else I'd never come out of there.

  10. Axel X on February 7th, 2011 4:15 pm

    So you're playing your Genesis when suddenly Sega comes bursting through your door.

    Sega: Are you Jim? Heh, good. It seems you've uh, acquired a substantial debt from our Casino Night Zone. I'll have to repossess your Genesis! *takes console from TV*
    Jim: But it's just a game!
    Sega: You didn't read the fine print! *drives off*

    +1 for those who get the reference I'm parodying

  11. Red on February 7th, 2011 4:16 pm

    I hear he's making a cameo in the Hangover sequel

  12. GameboyPATH on February 7th, 2011 4:30 pm

    Mental note: if you DO choose to gamble, make sure the currency isn't YOUR ONE AND ONLY LIFE SOURCE.

  13. TehVortex on February 7th, 2011 4:55 pm

    At this very moment, this has only been on Dorkly for 6 hours and it's already been hotlinked by Halolz.

    DAMN YOU SHAWN AND YOUR IMPROMPTU UPDATES YET ODD NEGLECT OF MY SUBMISSIONS! *breathes*

    …sorry, went to a dark place there.

  14. TehVortex on February 7th, 2011 5:03 pm

    Sounds like the best explaination for the sudden release of Robotnik's gentlemen relish and a disappointing feeling of rejection.

  15. Mudkip on February 7th, 2011 5:15 pm

    Hmmm…when do you plan on getting him back?

  16. Sceptilianblade on February 7th, 2011 5:32 pm

    And remember, kids, if someone you love has a gambling problem, call 1-800-BETS-OFF.

  17. Mudkip on February 7th, 2011 5:34 pm

    I just noticed im close to 69 epeen….

  18. invadingduck on February 7th, 2011 5:36 pm

    Sonic, Sonic, Sonic…
    When will you learn that the colorfully lit evil fortress always wins.

  19. meinmattias on February 7th, 2011 7:13 pm

    This casino bites, anyway. Not a single stripper.

  20. Funkalicous on February 7th, 2011 7:16 pm

    Two-Tailed Foxes getchu around 500 macaroons, but you know what really scores moola?
    Spike-Fisted Echidnas, gets you atleast a Chaos Emerald or two.

  21. AdamTheChao on February 7th, 2011 8:28 pm

    "Hey Sonic, remember all those times I kept falling off the cliff? Well that's nothing, because YOU have a gambling Problem!"

  22. Marzen on February 7th, 2011 9:27 pm

    Y'know, that dude's my favorite Badnik. He doesn't even DO anything, he just waddles around minding his own business, and even if you TRY to mess with him, he don't take none of yo shit. He just keeps waddling.

    Keep on waddling, Badnik man. Haters gonna hate, yo.

  23. kxmode on February 10th, 2011 1:14 pm

    Proof: Tails is useful for something after all.

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