Even on the new 3DS, there are not enough pixels in the world to make this 3 on 3 battle work without your handheld exploding.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2011 · 11:36 PM
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What you don't see: six Skitty in the middle of it.
nice to see they got his size right this time. Cant see anything now, but thats a minor setback.
It looks like they had…
*Blackglasses*
a whale of a time.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
4 males and 2 females? The orgy seems a little off. I mean…where are the Skitty's?
Back in my day the largest Pokemon we had was Snorlax! And there were only 150 in total!
come build
my wailord
Looks like they took a page out of Kyogre's book and decided to create a new ocean…
throw a skitty in there.
HSOWOWOWOWOWOWA!
3rd skitty on wailord action joke in this very page but i don't care!:
This is nice and all, but 1Skitty on 5Wailords action would be best.
151.
I can understand one wailord…BUT WHY CAN EVERY FISH STYLE POKEMON BREATHE ON LAND!?
Damn dagnabit damnit!
Got here too late for the inb4.
not enough wailords for yah….than we give you MOAR WAILORDS!!!!!
Dang it, got here to late to say the joke.
Coz they are all wailords.
kinda off topic, but did you know tepig's evolution is called pignite. I swear I heard that here first.
I'm sure God's in there somewhere. I just can't see past the Wailord ass.
My god is somewhere between wailord 1 and wailord 4. they are smothering him.
Or… ONE skitty
*shudders*
I instantly regret this
This is just an average monday-night entertainment event on the mountain
curses, double foiled due to having to log in.
Wailord used splash. It has no effect.
*Later*
Mass flooding in Lillycove city, more at 9.
(in an old man voice) Wheh?
My god's over there, you just can't see him because there are six Wailords in the way.
I bet Skitty doesn't.
Yes, I went there.
Semi-relevant:
<img src="http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-magikarp.jpg">
I feel like when the game actually comes out, there should be some special commentary or sound effect when/if this happens…
WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Both trainers are violating the rules of official pokemon battles!!! Double DQ.
Yeah, well mine is the Wailord that will PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
That's what Jonah said.
CURSES! late again!
INB4 "Can't ignore his girth"
I cant wait till they all Morph together voltron style and WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED THEY FORM…6 wailords piled onto each other.
What did you expect to happen?
Relevant:
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Oh god Red, these experiments are taking a turn for the worse! You really gotta stop letting Oak teach you about the Pidgeots and the Beedrills!
Does this look official to you!?
D8>
"Whoa, this is heavy." "There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the amount of Wailord's on screen at once?"
Just got home from college after 10 hours
See Wailord related entry
Prepares HotSkittyOnWailordAction joke
Sadly too late :(
Wait, where's the Skitty from the ad?
I have a simple solution to each of you,
what if…
SKITTY WAS A DITTO!
now its hot wailord ditto skitty action….
….
……
-crawls into the corner-
You DO realize if they kept the right size, everytime we use Wailord we'll be blocked by his ass, right?
Dat ass indeed
i dont even think we'd see his ass actually…
Sharing is caring.
Oh… my…. that poor Skitty…
I told them. I TOLD THEM triple battles was a horrible idea. But did they listen? No! They wish only to further the disgrace they have brought upon our cherished childhood series with their overflow of new, stupid looking pokemon, their non-oak professors, their characters that look like tennis instructors, their destruction of the once-cool Gary Oak (watch a new episode with him in it. Part if not all of your soul will die).
In my day…
*fake beard*
There were only 251 pokemon. And we battled with them one at a time.
And that's the way we liked it!
These youngsters don't appreciate the old ways anymore. Breaking the rules with their ugly starter pokemon and their over-complicated triple battles, and their poke-battles on motorcycles, and their legendary god pokemon!
In my day we had cool starter pokemon! We battled simple death-match battles! We rode bikes! (unless we were indoors), and our legendary pokemon were birds and dogs! And we liked it that way!
You, my brothers of halolz! We are the generation that will remember the true days of a once great franchise!
WE ARE THE TRUE POKEMON MASTERS!!!
But nothing happened.
Get back in the house, grandpa.
with the new in battle animated sprites it looks more like a 6 wailord orgy…
Who? Mew? That little uncatchable bastard doesn't count!
lol my favorite pokemon is a fourth gen, no not arceus, that one's just weird, my favorite has to be shaymin and i remember the entire series all the way back to kanto
Dat ass…
"You call that a splash attack? THIS is a splash attack! Magikarp! Use splash attack!"
I feel that when the pokemon battle sequence ends, there should be 6 craters visible and the crippled body of the opposing trainer.
It's gonna be awkward when the Zoroark in the bunch gets busted.
Hopefully this battle is taking place outside. I doubt there are many buildings that could house such a battle.
The worse part is the 2:1 ratio…It's all too familiar with a certain incident I saw involving girls and a cup…
Wha-hey! My 500th comment!
Oh my waiLord.
did they hear about a skitty convention?
152. http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Missingno @.@
Wish you'd be able to travel back in time?
Use* this:
0 0 1 1 0 0
0 1 0 0 1 0
0 1 1 1 1 0
1 0 0 0 0 1
1 0 1 1 0 1
1 1 0 0 1 1
*usage may tear the universe asunder
DAMMIT beat me to it :<
now just throw a skitty in.
i could have sworn there were only 2 snorlax that you could catch
for the same reason you can use your golem on the seafloor
3-on-3
Skitties v. Wailords
HSOWANIT
Hot Skitty On Wailord Action Now In Threesome!!!
Where is your Neptune NOW?!?
I guess you could say that there would be more than one…
*Shades*
Free Willy.
*Hides*
But if there's only one Skitty, what gender would it be? I see four male Wailord, and two female.
Hmmm…i dont know…i saw that guy once and he said nothing….he then proceded to screw with what i say….now im a talking mudkip…
Sonic….your gambling is taking a turn for the worst….oh and this my only kind of entertainment at reds mountain….
6 wailords stacked into a pyramid
Yes…they couldnt fit throught the door though..only three can go in at once…but barely…
or a dugtrio on water
I just realized something, how did they get there .. the damage done must have been monsterous… oh dear god
can someone explain me the skitty?
i dont get it
*hide in a corner*
Yes..it was..there was 20 citys intheir way…now theres just 6 left…. From: notifications@intensedebatemail.comTo: bailey_shane_johnston@hotmail.comSubject: rivercranky replied to your comment on 6 WAILORD FIGHT
"nnnniiiiiiccccceeee"
-Prof. Oak's aide
bisexual wailords???
This was actually my desktop background, but I changed it the other day
wheres our arceus now
Should have said: Where is your Arceus now?
Mah Boi, get me a 3ds with a world sized screen.
Seems like Willy has to do a bit more to get free
Oh, yes. Sharing IS caring. ESPECIALLY when you're sharing STD's, right?
One giant Wailord with 36 fins, 36 eyes, 36 tails.
Changed it to MOUNTAINS?
Imagine THAT in 3-D.
She appears to be in another castle.
Rule 34 is your only form for entertainment???
I don't know if I should be worried or jealous…
(And I don't gamble… Much! Ask Tails, I finally got him back!)
Pfffff. Mew glitch. That is all.
Like in Mystery Dungeon Darkness/Time.
After tedious ammounts of…Never mind.
<img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/255/9/b/futachimaru_by_goldenpika-d2ylc9g.png" alt="">
This mother-fu**er is AWESOME. Don't you DARE say anything else, or I will eat your FACE…
And it still won't be enough D8>
THE FISH FIN, IS MY SOOOOUL!
Dat FATass..
Two days after this she was sent to the hospital with a blue waffle and anal prolapse…OH GOD MY EYES! THEY BURN!
I'm considering getting this just to play an online triple battle and have a team of hacked max states Arceus's and naming them in order to spell out "Where is your god now?" just for the fun of it :D
Crushed by a swarm of six wailords From: notifications@intensedebatemail.comTo: bailey_shane_johnston@hotmail.comSubject: rivercranky replied to your comment on 6 WAILORD FIGHT
My god got frightened, and went to a corner to cry at the AWESOMENESS of this.
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Oh god
why do your wailords have 6 eye, fins and tails?
Never did, never will.
YOUR DS CAN'T HANDLE PIXELS OF THAT MAGNITUDE!!!
the only way to solve this is to throw all the skitties in the ocean
a silly, and mostly disturbing feature in pokemon was that a wailord is half of the same breeding group as a skitty, so they can breed together
beats that hacker who got me with a friggin swellow, right, I'm sure a swellow can EASILY destroy not only a blissey with it's stupid high health, a wobbufet with the same high health, and my shaymin with unnaturally high defense, with one aerial ace apiece
Eh? Some kid with an otter thing? GET OFF MAH LAWN YOU RAPSCALLION!!! *shakes cane*
The irony of this? The three-on-three battle took place in G1 Pallet Town.
Are you sure..?
same…
I guess I should return to my time-out corner then.
No, it's just that …
well…
It was the professor's idea!!!
I agree with Nyoron, I mean
one bad game after another…
why else are they still making them?
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pokemon-mudkip-awesome.gif" alt="" />
It's a secret kept in a heavily guarded vault made of solid 2ft thick diamond, deep within the core of my mountain
Y
Taking turns?
Send the creeper commandos!!
sss*bomb*sss*Bomb**Bomb**Bomb**Bomb**Bomb*sss*Bomb*
251?
Don't feel bad. At least you didn't get sweeped by rel="nofollow">Magikarp or rel="nofollow">Weedle.
Enjoy!
That's SAMURAI-otter thing to you!!
;__;
<img src="http://www.magazine.ucla.edu/depts/quicktakes/evolutionary-disgust.jpg" alt="" />
Considering the first game I ever owned was Gold, I consider G/S/C as well as R/B/Y to be "in my day"
im thinking it should be turned into obsidian…..as no one can get through
well.. at least they put the wailords in a more rational size…
roflolmaomg, Minecraft is so awesome.
but… there wasnt even a murder… maybe just a whale bludgeoning but i dont think it would die!
What? I don't even…
POKEBATTLES ON MOTORCYCLES!!! Can you say road rash? Well, multiply that by about twelve.
I think I just threw up in my mouth
Wailords are gigantic so…Wait…i shouldnt be feeding the trolls!
ROLLOUT!!! ROTATION BATTLES!!! OH GAWD WHY?!?
Incidentally, the Oak figure is a chick in these games.
:D
"Blue was here, Red is a loser"
<img src="http://killerdelicious.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/rage_face.png?w=409&h=258" alt="">
I shall plot my vengeance at once!
At least with the magikarp and weedle sweep baton pass was necessary. The guy sent out a swellow, only one pokemon, and then it annihilated my entire team, I also remember that i even had an effing dialga with focus on defense, and a single aerial ace wiped it out.
I already sent 3000 mudkips flying mach 3 jets sooo no need!
bad math
So you sent 3000 of these???
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IMJq7wgj2GY/SLQV9HMHR3I/AAAAAAAAAKY/_O2DXZwKgww/s320/gillette_mach_3_razor_incl_2_blades_1588.jpg" alt="" />
So you sent 3000 of these:
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IMJq7wgj2GY/SLQV9HMHR3I/AAAAAAAAAKY/_O2DXZwKgww/s320/gillette_mach_3_razor_incl_2_blades_1588.jpg" alt="" />
gilette must love us now!!!
That's nothing
3v3 Joey's Rattatas ULTIMATE FUCKING PERCENTILE
You send shavers…
Blue sends 3000 of these:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-legendarybirds-dodrio.jpg" alt="" />
<img src="http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTuH0p2lcXyLrfVNP3SNoC0vzJJRi3OAbMaSD9v1AxPmwqV2BT4Q&t=1"alt="" />
TOO LATE!
Now the ATrollcalypse is upon us!
Wailords on Motorcycles…in 3D!?
NOOOO! I'M SORRY EVERYONE!
NEWGROUNDS!!!!!
no that's WHAT SHE SAID!
yah so it's more of Dat… fin?
NO! NOT AT ****ING ALL!
… hey didyou just see a pink dot on the horizen… *Lie*
FUCK YOU!!!! YOU DOOMED US ALL! THE WORLD WILL NEVER FORGET!
*middle finger* GET OF THE ****ING FORMS TROLL YOU CAN'T BE ALOWED TO BE HERE WITH ALL OTHER TROLLS!!
AGAIN **** YOU! oh wait… that was a good thing… UGH MY BRAIN IS FILLED WITH THE UNWHANTED FURRY IDEAS THAT FLOOD THE WEB! GET IT OUT OF ME!!!!!!! *brain drain* … thanks. wolf: I can't let you- me: GET OUT YOU ****ING FURRY! every one… THIS IS NOT FURRAFINITY!!! YOU ****ING GOT THAT?!?!?
Ha,youSOWANIT that it hurts.
He evolves into something even cooler.
About the legendaries, what are mew, mewtwo, and celebi in your book, to me mew and mewtwo are cats while celebi is just a cute little grass/psychic pokemon :3
He should have built additional pylons