We all wanted Phoenix Wright in Marvel vs Capcom 3… but how well can you really expect a lawyer to fare in a fighting game with the worlds most powerful heroes and villains?
Then again in part 2 of the comic you may find that some lawyers are tough enough for a street fight!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2011 · 4:13 AM
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Haven't we already been over this?
EDIT: And this thread at the bottom of the page as well.
Yours is the finger that will object to the heavens!
That is a stupid idea. Now Pierre from Chrono Trigger on the other hand…
Or alternatively:
Listen up Phoenix, and don't forget.
Believe in yourself.
Not in me who believes in you.
Not in you who believes in me.
You should believe in yourself, who believes in you!
B-Boss!
GIGA! MAGATAMA! BREAKER!
*breaks all the BLACK Psyche Lock*
Goodybye… Phoenix…
*Mia dies, smiling*
Sure we can have Deadpool beating people up with his own lifebar, giant robot fighting knight in underpants, but we can't have devastating "OBJECTION" attack because that's just silly right?
(after reading part 2)
"Mia who?"
I'm sure Mega Man can sympathize with this.
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Why dont he just "Object"?
I fought the law and uh, the robots with lasers won.
Remember this!
This flaw in the testimony… will be the one to open a new light to the court case!
For the hopes of those claimed guilty… the dreams of those who are innocent! Those two weave together into a double helix, and form the pathway to the justified tomorrow!
And that's: Gyakuten Saiban… that's Phoenix Wright!
My objection is the claim… that'll pierce the heavens!
I would feel bad watching him get slaughtered.
So simply put, pheonix's secret ability is when he's ko'd he sues the opponent and wins the round. This just makes pheonix more of an obvious choice to be in mvc3
My case is cold, but it's here on my back and here in my chest.
If your going to object, then object to the heavens.
Once I've broken through that means I've won!
I'm not Edgeworth, I'm ME!
Com'on, that would totally blow my willing suspension of disbelief!
OBJECTION! Your honor, It seems that I've already presented the evidence that contradicts this statement: rel="nofollow">
Of course you would have probably thought of all this… *slams desk and points* IF YOU DID ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAMES! TAKE THAT! *cue music* rel="nofollow">
also inb4Fox,CaptainFalcon,Game&WatchandROBneverhaduniquemovesorfoughtuntilsmashbros
To think, more people would have Pheonix Wright get this treatment than OJ's lawyer.
I guess you could say that…
*glasses*
…he didn't get the point.
Deadpool? Health? HAH!
Good friend Shawn Handyside, who's YOUR team in MVC3? Mine's Spencer, Thor, and Deadpool.
But what would happen if the other person plays as Pheonix also?
I'm telling you, he's got all the moves he needs!!! He can use intimidation, (OBJECTION!!!), stop time (HOLD IT!!!) and he just needs to USE THE BRIEFCASE!!!
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FUCKING FANGIRLS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Phoenix Wright shaking hands with Captain America?
Bad. Ass.
I am a robot.
Your objections are invalid.
BUT HE IS THE LAW
It should be noted that both Umbrella and Abstergo lawyers are adequately trained to handle situations like this. Hell, they've managed to survive 8 years with Ace and me. I'm pretty sure by this point they could take on a demigod and the fight be considered fair, and then win the ensuing (ha, snuck that one in without even realizing it) court battle for their actions, even with 15 or so witnesses that testify against them. They've had a lot of practice with that.
Mia Fey. The only attorney badass enough to solve cases FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
*insert spooky music here*
Actually, that sounds like a funny sitcom, doesn't it? A rookie attorney and his ghost mentor solving mysteries!
Holy Alpar nipples, Alpar! That was amazing! You deserve a pat on the back!
Yeah, same artist, but who cares?
No one out-stealths the goddamn Alpar-man.
Avengers Arrest 'em!
Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt. :3
+1 for great justice of truth, you have not disappointed me.
Pffft, Phoenix Wright, getting slaughtered…
He's hit poles 30 feet into the air and only got a sprained ankle, you know.
Im not having anyone staring in disbelief at my willing suspension
2 things
1) the same thing as why you dont divide by 0
2) TIME PARADOX
Actually, I know a few that…
Oh, ghost… right. The person's spirit, not body… yeah… Ok, she's the only one.
Also, I'm pretty sure the Ace Attorney series has pretty much been a funny sitcom this whole time, well ignoring all that murder business.
Simple, they both end up floundering around in court because neither is able to find a way to advance the situation, ending up with the judge throwing the case out (after his bar runs out of course)
Alternatively, 2P is Edgeworth, and you end up with a court battle of spirit voodoo power vs logic.
It will be great.
Or, what will happen is that Phoenix will be spelled with o before the e like it should be (oh great, my first real spelling correction. I hope this isn't another slippery slope that I'll end up leaping off while laughing maniacally).
I think we all can understand why Deadpool and his fragile grasp on reality are allowed, but a lawyer is not… Silly is his fucking MO
Fuck, I'm debating the possibility to split personalities in order to become the Queen of Souls, represented by everyone's favorite shower curtain/ASHPD provider…
Unless you can find some poor sap to fill in instead
You can say that Phoenix is Right after all..
FINE! I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION, GOD!
Someone comfort me!
So far we haven't, so I'd suggest give into madness, as it's soooooooo much more fun. King would disagree with me, but let's just say I evened the score once more (87 both sides), and that he's gonna be pissed later.
A combination of Yaoi, large amounts of money (to buy up all merchandise they can), and internet access. I'm also told something about a nervous system and a second X chromosome, but I've yet to verify, as while I've already crossed the Moral Even Horizon, I've still got this charming nature to my sociopathy that doing lethal experimentation on teenage girls for the sake of mad science would destroy, which would lose me funding due to the fact that would no longer be a good investment as a mad scientist (due to the fact that I'd be more at risk to being taken out by heroes and thus less likely to have my research pay off).
Yes, evil has a bureaucracy. Who do you think invented it?
I guess that's true. Maybe all that coffee thrown at his face, along with pecking birds, trained him to take some hits. Specially that one time he got hit on the head with a fire extinguisher
Bad day…
I taught rocket jumping Spy techniques to myself.
You better bet I ain't getting backstabbed so eas-
*Backstabbed*
*pulls out knife*
You really need to stop making it so easy for that to happen…
Maybe I could pin it on Candlejack if I hur-
*Dead Ringers and shoots you successfully four times*
Heh, sorry, but Candlejack isn't gonna get a kill before I ca
He tried. He failed.
Also… GRAMMAR HAMMER!
That "dont" should be "doesn't."
Go sympathy robot!
[There there. There there.]
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Er, I was referring to the various comments on said submission. Specifically, one of the videos talking about Mr. Wright in a fighting game.
And just recently in the Galactus reveal trailer, Galactus counters Ryu's Shoryuken with a finger point.
REJECTION!
Quick, let's +1 his comment til Shawn sees it. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
C-c-c-c-combo breaker! Now tell me your mad because I interupte-
Very true. He could probably stab with his hair, too…
*notices who he has to fight*
SEE WHAT YOU DID CAPCOM!?
This is what happens when you put back in the most broken hated and used tier team in MVC2! Now my team of Wesker, Ammy, and Zero is going to fight wave apon endless wave of tier happy noobs with Storm, sentinal, and magneto and get my ass kick… AGAIN! *falcon punches Capcom in the gut*
Don't you know? Magic and blind luck always beat logic.
Also, you totally beat me to hitting some people with a grammar hammer.
Noone got here yet? Ok, I won't hammer you for it, it seems a lot of people messed this one up. Also, it could be a common mistake when typing, you know, accidently hitting one key before another, it happens to the best of us sometime. Anyhoo, it's Phoenix, not Pheonix.
From,
Your friendly neighborhood spellchecker.
PS-It would be ironic if I misspelt something here….
Pfft, Phoenix has fanboys too, ya know.
He is just that amazing.
Yep, the poster of that video posted it again up thar.
EDIT- you seem to have not pointed out said posted video actually.
also,
inb4grammarhammer
Have you ever PLAYED a Phoenix Wright game?
In one of his cases, he cross-examines a freaking Parrot.
And he can take a punch. In the Apollo Justice game, he gets hit by a car, which subsequently throws him into a wall, and he WALKS AWAY.
for fear of igniting the flame war: http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1189137.html?#c… http://lafinjack.net/images/comicz/deadpool/deadp…
Dawwww, hell. Read up on the man himself: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Deadpo…
I'm as much a fan as the legal system as most people here (need to figure out how to link text in posts) but he has no place in that game.
As a great man once said: "I thought we would be fighting gentlemen"
I don't know…..
In my opinion, I can just imagine their battle would be the same as a pokebattle of two magikarps using splash….
The same as how can openers work…..
I think…..
Mr. Robot gave Mr. Wright a rel="nofollow">BOOT TO THE HEAD!
Looks like he did get in the game. rel="nofollow">Link
And can shake off a FIRE EXTINGUISHER to the head in less than an hour with no serious problems.
;_;
Why you do this?