Yes… Marvel vs Capcom 3 is almost out! You know what that means, more crazy crossovers and more heartbreaking disappointment! (Really? No Frank West, Mega Man or Phoenix Wright? COME ON.)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 3, 2011 · 11:47 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Oh hey, the internet is still intact after the first picture.
Phoenix Wright? In a fighting game? I'd pay to see that.
COMMENTARY!
Image #1: "HAGGAR! USE SEISMIC TOSS!"
Image #2: "I feel so… so impotent…."
Image #3: That's so adorable. And Captain America is so lucky.
Image #4: Not even Morrigon's titty-rubs can make him feel better. :(
Image #5: MAN FACE.
Image #6: "AW HELL NAW / FUCK EVERYTHING DAWG / BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP I AM DEAD"
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM I AM MAGNETO THE MASTER OF MAGNATIS-
*klung kulung*
…
You lack Discipline oh Foreign Knight!
Hey where is deadpool in all of this?
~Meanwhile~
Hey quit hogging the Pizza! Dumb-te!
~Then pass the beer ugly!
Shut it or I make you look like your Reboot!
~I wish I could make you look like yours, then you would shut up!
You don't stay after the credits do you?
Hsien ko is so much hotter than Anakaris, so I'm happy.
Besides, now that she is in the game, my dream team is complete. all my favorite Darkstalker characters. and other hot women. I like to play with girls in fighting games for some reason.
Why yes, that is Tony Stark flying at Mach 1 with sunglasses on.
Did you doubt he could do such a thing?
I don't think brentalfloss is going to like that last one very much (seeing as he is a big fan of the "Blue Bomber")
Poor Wolverine…
I would buy it to play that.
Godot would fit better.
-Prematch phrases that make almost no sense
-Actual projectiles
-Part robot (who runs on coffee)
-Can use a weapon
Phoenix would be much more fun to see though
How dare you?!
Inb4actuallyplaythegames
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Suddenly, piledriving MODOK doesn't seem that implausible anymore…
He isn't the only one.. It's a great joke, but seriously.. Tron Bonne gets into MvsC3 and not MegaMan? Really? Who is the bigger iconic character?
Well, she is a pirate, if I remember correctly. Maybe she STOLE his spot?
Still have iron in your blood sir knight.. and now.. you die!
She can't do that to our ultimate fighting robot! He may be down a life, but he's still probably strong enough to murder her and steal her powers! DO IT FOR PONY, MEGAMAN! And to reclaim your spot in the Marvel vs Capcom series, but mostly FOR PONY!
Ok so I never played Darkstalkers, so I have a quick question.
How is Hsien-Ko a Zombie, when her flesh is not all torn off or disfigured, and still retain intelligence instead of drooling for Brains? (or atleast thats what I think)
OBJECTION!
His OBJECTION! powers should give him a permanent spot in The Avengers, New Avengers, Dark Avengers and Secret Avengers as well as the X-Men, The Fantastic Four (they're turning into the Fantastic Three soon, OBVIOUSLY so Phoenix Wright can join them) and The Ultimates. AT THE SAME TIME.
Do it for your dignity Mega Man, and maybe you'll come out of it not sounding like a 5 year old girl http://www.halolz.com/2010/04/04/obvious-man/#idc…
After Mega Man 10 and its slew of joke-design bosses, I am not surprised at his reaction here. I mean, he almost had a comeback with Mega Man 9! That one had a woman! Innovation!
Uh guys? Maybe, JUST maybe…I dunno….Capcom is thinkin DLC with this one.
"Oh whats that? You want Mega Man and Protoman? Well GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS! TIME TO PAY UP! Nickle and dime, NICKLE AND DIME, NICKEL AND DIME YOUR WALLET! YOUR WALLET IS HUGE! THAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE BUCKS! NICKLE AND DIME!"
Here's what one of the least known Capcom fighters did to Capcom after not including him in MvC3:
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BAD CAPCOM BAD! HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GOD HAND??
Can I pay in… Denarii, Capcom…
Or is the exchange rate too unfavorable these days…
muahaha, sweet revenge (*stacking Denarii*)
ALSO
my wallet took me forever to acquire (goddamned bugs, why are you so hard to catch), but is stacked full of rupees!!!
Technically I believe she is a Chinese Ghost.
Doesn't really explain all the crazy blades though!
His name was Mega-Man. He was Blue and Cyan!
*Smokes a pipe* Well you see good Ataeru, if you had played Ragnarok Online at one point, you would notice that two zombies of similar style are also not of the brain eating variety.
These zombies are of the chinese variety, called Jiang Shi. They also tend to wear traditional clothes from the Qing Dynasty. That paper on their foreheads is supposed to put them to sleep…but its reversed in Ragnarok Online to instead resurrect them (as the dropped item says if I recall).
*tips pipe out* Also it should be noted that undead are sometimes preserved through embalming, and there are varying states of decay for Jiang Shi.
It survived Tifa suplexing Diamond Weapon and Safer Sephiroth. It'll survive anything.
Gene's too busy keeping his pimp hand strong.
So I had to cancel my preorder the other day because I can't afford it after losing my job. And then I find out Hsien-Ko is going to be in it. Damn it to hell.
Thanks… now you just made it hard to look away from a glaring GIF image.
Was he expecting mercy for dissing the most awesome lawyer ever?
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TooBadWaluigiTime.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
*Gets out own pipe, lights it and points it at you* According to those fine workrs at Wikipedia, Hsien-Ko is a "Jiang Shi", a type of Chinese zombie. (Literal meaning is stiff corpse).
He's a Game Breaker. One OBJECTION! would KO Galaticus. It's be as easy as a flowchart!!
What are you mopping about Wolverine? She's obviously your soul mate! It's a match made in heaven!
As I said before with. No mega man, no sale from me.
That and the whole DLC a month before the game is fucking out helps me pass on this one.
Can some one tell me when Capcom turned into such greedy fucks?
Good friend Shawn Handyside, you want Phoenix Wright in TOO!?!?
*MANLY HIGH FIVE OF JUSTICE*
she is a chinese vampire, not ghost. mother truckers need to get a no life like me!
Poor Megaman. At least his death was swift. It must have been a spiked noose.
ah, that makes sense now. I did notice the paper on her forehead, but I was thinking she was just being wacky *shot* -played MS before-
thanks.
No Frank West?! But, He's covered wars ya know…
Sabin eat your heart out!
How dare you plagiarize the plagiarist! NO LAWYER IN THE WORLD WOULD CONVICT ME FOR MURDERING YOU.
SILLY MEGAMAN. HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU'RE DEAD WHEN YOU'RE DEAD?
Poor Anakaris……
Spirit Tracks.
9999 Rupee wallet right off the bat.
Problem, TP Link?
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I can see it now, between Magneto and Arthur.
"Awkward: Notice how your magnetic powers have been rendered useless."
Or, for Image #2: "Oh…my…pride…"
oh and speaking of wiki.
I checked the wikia myself, and im confused as hell. I was looking for the Hsien-ko character, and I got Lei-Lei and Lin-Lin without it saying how they correlate. What the crap?
Not to mention the general over-abundance of furry kittens, babies falling over, 4chan, fat people falling over and the age of Courage Kratos.
He's clearly worried that big hands will make his manhood look a tad bit smaller than previous speculation.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472677…
-FINGERPOINT-
i'd do nearly anything to have it be true. nearly…
….
…….god i hope they dlc him
Is it compensating for something… in reverse?
He is already dead?
Drink coffee (buff)
Throw coffee (projectile)
Laser beams (ultimate)
An even BETTER idea is putting Franziska in a fighting game
Her whip will instantly make all men cower (except Detective BADDASS)
I can almost imagine it
When he yells OBJECTION!, the enemy will be hit by the giant OBJECTION! appearing from nowhere in close range
When he yells HOLD IT!, the enemy will be stunned
When he yells TAKE THAT!, he will randomly throw some of the evidence he had gathered in the game (his Attorney badge and cellphone being the weakest and he can throw mid-high damage stuff like the Thinker Statue, and some other murder weapons)
He can use the Magatama to break his victim as his ultimate
GRAMMAR BALL, GO!!! *CAPTURE*
*Morrigan
http://www.facebook.com/morriganfans
*Insert Obligatory "DAT ASS" Here*
HA!!! Joke's on YOU bitch!!! I have cancer!!! *HURK*
He'd attack with a briefcase of course!!! Objections, Hold It!!! (counter-attacks), and then paper slaps!!!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472680…
I'd give up a Klondike bar to play as him.
I dunno bout you guys, but I'm disappointed that Darkwing Duck didn't get in. Not even Chip or Dale, either!
It's like Capcom's forgetting their classics!
Too bad Zell liked taking it up the butt, or we could make some kind of comment about Meteor Striking King Cactuar.
Damn chicken-wuss.
Image 1: It's all in the mustache.
Wait, why is little red riding hood a playable character? (O_O) My childhood…is being manipulated by the higher ups…WTF.
Also, you can get that information from the manga "Shaman King," where they made a Jiang Shi from a famous martial artist.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=472689…
no, his ultimate would have a courthouse appear out of nowhere.
Then Phoenix wins the case on how he's so much better and the other fighter goes to jail. for massive damage.
*sigh* Not one of these again! I'm sick of them in the forums! -_-
-DLC will be released a month after the games out, it was announced before to promote the especial edition, that'll include them. Also, they aren't finished.
-If you aren't going to buy the game just for one character, go ahead, Capcom will suffer for a second before they keep counting the money made from such an awesome game.
/rant
Deadpool…
Everyone is screwed
Going to be bashed by the fourth wall
And that was when Mike Haggar changed his name to MIKE MOTHERF**KING HAGGAR.
I kind of agree. I think Franziska von Karma or Maya channeling dead Capcom or Marvel characters could be better.
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And Larry… But then I don't think that exactly counts…
Frank West??? Bah, Dante is better.
Megaman?Bah, Zero is better.
Phoenix Right??Bah, Wesker is better.
I heard that Zero is in there…
Wait…
If Zero is there…
How come Megaman is not there?
It's a perfect combo and Capcom is ruining that combo!!
*Please, no CCCCCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER*
MEME BEAM!
(I actually don't know if it would be a Meme Beam, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
Here at Halolz, we liberally apply the Grammar Hammer to any poor displays of literary ability.
Iron man made me lol. I would do the same if I was in his shoes
Shhhh…don't let the Internet know that. It may find out it's already dead D:
I'm 20, what is this I don't even…?
That was actually amazing…
Well…seems to happen with Dead or Alive too.
That would be B.B. Hood from Darkstalkers, and she's one of the Marvel vs. Capcom 2 characters who doesn't seem to be returning for 3.
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Actually, he does wack people with his health bar. It's a move. And awesome.
IT CAN'T BE TRUE! I refuse to believe it!
Morrigan is a SUCCUBUS, for crying out loud! Her entire damned existence is to stimulate lust! If rubbing her tits on something doesn't make it aroused or sexy, then there is no such thing as true happiness in the world!
I know… now if only deadpool and his insanity could be brought into other forms of media, where he could be properly appreciated.
on a slightly related note: SNICKT ME! SNICKT ME! SNICKT ME!
The development team hoped to include Phoenix Wright and Franziska von Karma from the Ace Attorney series, but, while the latter's use of a whip made her easy to incorporate, the team struggled to find appropriate attacks for Phoenix. Though they envisioned an attack that used his catch-phrase "Objection! (異議あり! Igiari!?)", with the letters themselves used to attack the opponent, they found that localization would have changed the Japanese four-character phrase (in kanji) to a ten-letter word in English, unbalancing the game.
Okay then.
CROSS-OVER COUNTER!
I'd like to see Maya Fey in there channeling dead Marvel and Capcom characters.
Then why not make it OB-JEC-TI-ON! instead?
Problem solved (although it would look weird, I guess)
Everyone! This page was on the first page of Eventhubs.com! A lot a Capcom fighting game fans will be showing up. I want you all on your best behavior!
Ah cool. I was wondering who she was and exactly WHY she didn't give a fuck. LMAO. I would play as her JUST to hear her say that.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=473570…
I like that one panel. I imagine it would be something like this:
Morrigan: "Hey Tony *wink*"
Tony Stark: "DAT ASS…DAMN!!! I don't have any shades!!! AUUUGH!!!"
or
Morrigan: "Hey Tony *wink* Guess what?"
Tony Stark: "What?"
Morrigan: "You're too slow!!!"
Tony Stark: "FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
They used to be twins. Then they died. Now Lei-Lei is the main person and Lin-Lin is the paper on her head (the source of her power.)
IT'S WEIRD
he is in the mvc3 now XD