I wish this were a real mini-game so bad! Imagine eight people on tricycles racing around a mall full of zombies! Maybe throw in some banana peels and mushrooms and you’ve got a standalone game!
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Was I the only one singing "Dr. Mario w/ Lyrics"?
I'm sorry, but I'm tired, and this is all I can think of.
ZOMBIE MASSACRES ON TRICYCLES?!
INB4 Blue shells ruin everything.
They see me cyclin'
They hatin'
Don't you start!
This is so much better than the first mission where you need to kill zombies on motorcycles
…
Oh no, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
I wanna ride my TRICYCLE! TRICYCLE! TRICYCLE!
ZOMBIE KILLING ON MOTORCYCLES!
Regrettable comments on motorcycles?
Maybe, but I was thinking them.
If only the Bicycles with Training wheels (=P) were on fire.
And V8 Powered
And the guy's riding were also on fire
And Robots
And they were wearing Chainsaws hats.
And Drunk.
Needs more pink footie pajamas.
This is Tri-some!
Undead slaughtering on 3wheeled transport cycle!?
Sorry Katey. but daddy has a dream.
Tricycle racing
While looking like everyone's favorite electrified green guy, Blanka!
All this needs is a soccer commentator and we'll make BILLIONS.
Indeed, you were not. I also sang along.
ZOMBIE MASSACRES ON TRICYCLES!!
I can race my trike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars
I support Shawn's idea of adding power-ups. Just keep the Left 4 Dead guys out of it; Louis would go crazy over the banana PEELZ. He'd annoy you more than "HI I'M DAISY!"
Throw CDs… Drop marbles… Swing baseball bats from the side…
Yep, this has potential.
V8 Powered?
<img src="http://www.frugalcouponliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/v8-juice.jpg">
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Nope.
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BEATEN NOT ONCE BUT TWICE TO THE STARTING THREAD OF AN OVERLY CHEESEY AND OVERUSED MEME! CURSE YOU ALL!
I GOT MY DIPLOMA BY WATCHING SCRUBS AND HOUSE AND E…R…
I want to ride my tricycle,I want to ride my tric, I want to ride my tricycle, I want to ride it where I like!
I don't even want to think what zombie-themed item is going to replace banana peels.
And running over the walking deeead!
Haters gonna try to dismember you.
An excuse for whacking people alongside the head!
Yeah, you're daughter never gets infected, does she?
Nope.
BACK TO TRICYCLING!
same here, I don't know whether to damn brentalfloss, or praise him for such a good job getting the song stuck in millions of heads.
Sounds good to me.
DANG YOU, RAIN! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
*rides off*
ZOMBIE GAMES ON TRI-*shot*
ON A MISSION TO SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER
DRESS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES AND RIDE TRICYCLES
Zombies, a mall, two people, ridiculous clothes, and tricycles.
I think what fallows is perfectly natural.
Wait, if a fairy is low on health, do they just do the horizontal monster mash to regain it?
*Reloads* SPAS-12 with Suppressor. It's for when you need to skeet on your enemies in silence.
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uh… wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble.
Franktakesthelead, ohwait!Blancaisclosingin!Blancatakesthelead!Frankregainsthelead!
HERECOMESTHEFINISHLINE!
GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
DAMMIT!! That song lives in my brain meats.
1. How does hitting a zombie with a tricycle kill it?
2. Loved the music selection.
Gentleman Blanka is a pioneer in the tricycle racing world.
*clears throat*
Tricycle! Tricycle! Tricycle!
I want to ride my tricycle
I want to ride my trike
I want to ride my tricycle
I want to ride it where I like…
Nope.avi
V8: Apply directly to forehead!
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Usually, it's natural to leave fields fallow.
Are card games involved?
If that guy can do the pre-game, we'll make TRILLIONS!!!
They cure all your EELZ
just so long as it's not zombies
or the CHEELZ
Don't start.
Thank you, Jimmy… but I was never on your side. *backstab*
…if there was only unicycles
*Degree
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All I have to say.
Okay
*slowly walks back up mountain*
i know it's from L4D, but perhaps a patch of boomer bile???
*batman walks up behind sceptilianblade*
Wha-- *backstabbed*
'Cos he's the god-damned Batman!
Like tripping in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Deathly comical.
Need for Speed: Tricycle Trouble
Now all I can think about is fairy sex. >_<
…through hordes of zombies.
It's like playing the bagpipe in a kilt. It's manly even though it LOOKS girly. It's just THAT awesome.
Well, if it's any consolation, there's less glitter involved with that possible intercourse than with Twilight.
maybe a cereal box? those are in some malls. and damn, does it hurt if you don't know how to ride over those.
No, the weight of the man on the tricycle plus the tricycles weight results in a relatively low speed required to kill zombies. F = M * A.