I’ve heard the term so many times… but it never occurred to me you could actually smoosh the two together to make one awesome crossover!
By Kwame Babb, submitted by Darth_Destro
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 27, 2011 · 10:38 PM
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Meanwhile, in Castletroid…
Simon: "HOLY SHIT I HAVE A GUN, THIS IS MUCH EASIER. And what's this- OH MY GOD MY JUMPING DOESN'T SUCK NOW."
walk into castle, lose all powerups
Metroids with bat wings: redundant yet awesome
Die Ridley! You don't belong in this universe!
It was not by my hand that I was once again given flesh… I was called forth here by…PIRATES (actually Nintendo) who wish to pay ME tribute!
Tribute?! You hurt men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Perhaps the same could be said of all life forms.
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill need a raider such as you!
WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF ORGANS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT Y-
*Samus kills Ridley again*
Nintendo: What already? We're running out of ideas fast…
What a terrible night to lose all of your suit powers…
Holy water cannon? Cross grappling hook? Axe screw attack? Damn, these heart costs are out the roof!
I guess the Justin Bailey code would kinda be redundant here
…Justin Bailmont?
She already has a power beam that she can charge up, land mines, and a grapple laser. What does she want with an infinite supply of axes?
That's an… interesting crossover we have here.
And the twist? The main character is actually a guy.
At least there won't be sparkling vampires…
I approve of this crossover…
Shawn has redeemed himself in my eyes… again
…I'd play it.
History has proven that the power beam is highly effective against undead.
Damn Chozo Ghosts….
"Games I'm sad were never made"
dracula's gonna have one hell of a night
*bow chicka bow wow*
What is a Ma… *samus takes off helmet* Woman…
Wait, Samus has Metroid DNA, which makes her the life sucker… so… Samus is Dracula? Or is she just the new Soma?
*throws cash at konami and nintendo*
MAKE IT!
Would this be a side scroller or an FPS? 2D FPS! with 2 dimensions for you to view in 1st person! Oww my head hurts thinking about it already. Just like FPS tetris. *shudders* http://firstpersontetris.com/
Final Boss: PHAZON DRACULA
And thus, thousands more fanfictions were crappily written.
1476 Valachia
A great war raged between Ridley and humanity. Just when it seemed that there was no hope for mankind to prevail, out of the darkness and despair, a champion arose, a true-blooded Bounty Hunter named Samus Aran. Aran triumphantly slew Ridley--a truly glorious victory.
However, the evil one did not pass form this world in silence. With his final screech, Ridley left a demonic curse that enshrouded all of Europe in misery and torment. Ravaged by hideous plague and dire famine, the people's hearts turned black and murderous. The weak were slain without pity, while the land was pillaged and scourged without remorse.
Three years have passed since the death of Ridley and the invocation of Ridley's Curse.
We need to make this occur RIGHT NOW.
Hmmm….
Well she's certainly a better protagonist than Castlevania 64's female protagonist. Let's just gag her to make sure, though.
This might actually work! But what about the Justin Bailey code…?
<img src="http://golgotron.com/wp-content/uploads/Shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpg">
So…this just gave me wood….what do i do now?
Production screenshots have been revealed!
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Metroidvania.PNG">
whats next? Devil May Cook?
I go to bed early last night, then go to work where I don't have a computer, get home and check Halolz and see that Shawn posted one of my submissions LAST NIGHT!
*dissapointed*
OF COURSE!
The worst part about it was that you spent three games collecting your supernatural items and powers, only to realize some other power is trolling you and preventing you from using them. Dracuridley was incredibly difficult without the assistance of the Annihilator Cross.
And you have to scan every single book and piece of furniture in the house.