Dr. Wily has invented some truly fearsome robot masters. Wood Man however was not one of them.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2011 · 6:34 AM
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Well, at LEAST Dr. Wily was nice about it…(Even though he failed spectacularly…)
I think the most useless robot boss is Bubbleman. If Dr. Light originally created the first 8 robot masters to HELP humanity and then Dr. Wily branched off from that design concept, what makes Bubbleman useful? I mean, if he were called DIVERman, I'd be less skeptical but…
Yeah, we all know Woodman sucks.
BUBBLEMAN'S where it's AT, MUTHAFUCKAS!
At least Wood Man got off better than Clown Man. He's probably better than Bubble Man too. More than anything he's probably better than Top Man.
At 1:59: BUTTSMAN!
Too good an opportunity to pass up. http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/comics/0104/…
"Wood Man got off"
I bet he did.
wood man. he has wood.
Megaman is breaking the rules of evil villain speeches. He won't even let him finish. Jerk.
Monologuing: Never EVER talk too much before a fight. Short, sweet, and too the point.
Learned that from the Incredibles.
Anyone else catch that "The balls are inert"? Looks like Woodman is channeling Gary Oak.
I think they created Bubble Man to balance out the fact that Quick Man (*shudder*) was so fucking hard to destroy.
I bet Wily wishes that this abomination WOOD just LEAF him alone in his misery instead of throwing himself at Megaman again. Oh well, guess it's TREE times a charm…
"Prepare for wood!
(And make it good)
To protect the world from Mega Man.
To make sure Wily gets his stand!
To denounce the evils of Light and Roll.
To make sure you don't get past the Level!
Wood!
Man.
Team Wily, blast off at the speed of light!
Selfdestruct now, or prepare to fight!
Oh, yeah. I'm bad."
-Woodman
As far as lame villain rhymes go, this one isn't bad.
And makes it good.
Shooting Woodman gives me wood.
After nine years in marijuana-induced development, I hope its been worth the weight.
I saw that! You can't sneak a Gutsman's Ass by me >.>
It's not HARD to understand why Woodman didn't last LONG… I mean he had no endurance and wilted after any sort of effort.
…
I'll go to my time-out corner now.
That rule also applies to during and after the fight as well. Even if you are certain that the hero is dead, knocked out, or restrained. However, if you have a shield of babys, you are reasonably safe from conventional heroes (Anti-heroes, not so much).
So you can defeat Wood Man…
The MM2 robot masters were designed to kill Mega Man. It's just that Wily sucks at construction.
I think the root of the problem is Wily pushing himself to create 8 robots at once to fight Megaman in the ring. If he just pruned back the number, it probably wouldn't be so rough to create a robot with a bite greater than their bark. I guess he got their stages up first though, and had to plant something there as a boss or call it a wasted investment. But don't get me wrong, Woodman is also at fault at this point. He should have just packed his trunk and went home rather than trying the same fruitless plan over and over again, but I guess he was just pining after victory too much at that point.
The very definition of 'One Hit Wonder of the 80's'.
Meh, Pharohman is still the best ( rel="nofollow"> for anyone who still don't know about awesomeness of Pharohman)
The shaft of manliness defeated by a mear Blue Baller…bomber…no i mean Baller…
Woodman…umm…err…
Dammit, the best puns have already been taken…
Let me think…Oh!
I CAME as soon as I heard you beat woodman!
"I can win, I feel great!"
OHHHHHHHH, that what he says! For all these years I always heard "I can ra-"
…actually you know what nevermind.
I read that in Mokuba's voice (or, more accurately, Little Kuriboh's enterpretation of Mokuba's voice).
…corner for me, too.
So, his personality is some combination of piccolo and team rocket?
Megaman: Now I've got you're power!!!
Pharohman: *Thinking* MINE BITCH!!!
Not so much Air Man.
The wood is idle.
Megaman is an ass man. *bites lip*
Ancient video is ancient.
Unfortunately for woodman though you can ignore his girth.
did…I just see Gutsman's ass just now?
How many trees did he have to punch for that suit of armor?
I thought it was:
*considers linking a rick roll, but then foresees the negative thumbs*)
Rick Astley
Longer than bubbleman
still was fantastic
it was like a tall majestic polished mahoganny obelisk after he was done there was sap all over me
also bubble man's blue balls kinda makes him over excited and comes instantly (soapy watery texture for him, i know from experience)
if you explain, its not a joke anymore
and the item number two isn't that useful for Heat Man.
It does explain the blue briefs.
It pays to be genre savvy.
Aw, you let me down.
(SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?!)
some1 needs to make a gif out of woodman's credit sequence
I guess Shawn's Slowpoke sent in this video? How many years old is this video?
All I could think while the music in the intro of WoodMan movie was playing was…
Wood wood wood maaaan
His on the effin roof
His WOODMAN!
Wood wood wood maaan
His heroic and aloof!
Oh no! Megaman, you shouldn't be barking insults in your position! D:
Oooooooh, TvTropes.
-BE BACK LATER-
About as old as Super Action Press Space to Win RPG was. It doesn't mean it's not enjoyable, though.
This video gave me wood.
And from that wood, I crafted a basic pick axe and some arrows.
Woodman's going to [insert humorous tree pun here].
He's gonna make me cry.