Dr. Wily has invented some truly fearsome robot masters. Wood Man however was not one of them.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2011 · 6:34 AM 
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54 Responses to “[VIDEO] Woodman Is Incredible”

  1. Jimmy on January 26th, 2011 6:42 am

    Well, at LEAST Dr. Wily was nice about it…(Even though he failed spectacularly…)

    I think the most useless robot boss is Bubbleman. If Dr. Light originally created the first 8 robot masters to HELP humanity and then Dr. Wily branched off from that design concept, what makes Bubbleman useful? I mean, if he were called DIVERman, I'd be less skeptical but…

  2. Marzen on January 26th, 2011 6:54 am

    Yeah, we all know Woodman sucks.

    BUBBLEMAN'S where it's AT, MUTHAFUCKAS!

  3. Gaandolf on January 26th, 2011 6:54 am

    At least Wood Man got off better than Clown Man. He's probably better than Bubble Man too. More than anything he's probably better than Top Man.

  4. Vabolo on January 26th, 2011 6:59 am

    At 1:59: BUTTSMAN!

  5. Gaandolf on January 26th, 2011 7:13 am

    Too good an opportunity to pass up. http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/comics/0104/

  6. Dimomarg on January 26th, 2011 7:38 am

    wood man. he has wood.

  7. ovahdrive on January 26th, 2011 7:39 am

    Megaman is breaking the rules of evil villain speeches. He won't even let him finish. Jerk.

  8. SonicsmyName on January 26th, 2011 8:02 am

    Anyone else catch that "The balls are inert"? Looks like Woodman is channeling Gary Oak.

  9. Azurik on January 26th, 2011 9:05 am

    I bet Wily wishes that this abomination WOOD just LEAF him alone in his misery instead of throwing himself at Megaman again. Oh well, guess it's TREE times a charm…

  10. C__F on January 26th, 2011 9:33 am

    "Prepare for wood!
    (And make it good)
    To protect the world from Mega Man.
    To make sure Wily gets his stand!
    To denounce the evils of Light and Roll.
    To make sure you don't get past the Level!
    Wood!
    Man.
    Team Wily, blast off at the speed of light!
    Selfdestruct now, or prepare to fight!
    Oh, yeah. I'm bad."

    -Woodman

    As far as lame villain rhymes go, this one isn't bad.

  11. Acias on January 26th, 2011 9:54 am

    Shooting Woodman gives me wood.

  12. spearmint64 on January 26th, 2011 10:15 am

    After nine years in marijuana-induced development, I hope its been worth the weight.

  13. Skandradron on January 26th, 2011 10:19 am

    I saw that! You can't sneak a Gutsman's Ass by me >.>

  14. OrionX on January 26th, 2011 10:37 am

    So you can defeat Wood Man…

  15. redroverone on January 26th, 2011 11:00 am

    The very definition of 'One Hit Wonder of the 80's'.

  16. Annonith on January 26th, 2011 11:37 am

    Meh, Pharohman is still the best ( rel="nofollow"> for anyone who still don't know about awesomeness of Pharohman)

  17. Wetmang on January 26th, 2011 12:23 pm

    The shaft of manliness defeated by a mear Blue Baller…bomber…no i mean Baller…

  18. Alpar on January 26th, 2011 1:33 pm

    "I can win, I feel great!"

    OHHHHHHHH, that what he says! For all these years I always heard "I can ra-"

    …actually you know what nevermind.

  19. GameboyPATH on January 26th, 2011 2:40 pm

    I read that in Mokuba's voice (or, more accurately, Little Kuriboh's enterpretation of Mokuba's voice).

    …corner for me, too.

  20. BoxeyBrown on January 26th, 2011 2:46 pm

    So, his personality is some combination of piccolo and team rocket?

  21. DM1293 on January 26th, 2011 3:22 pm

    The wood is idle.

  22. WolvenGlory on January 26th, 2011 4:08 pm

    Ancient video is ancient.

  23. JuanACookie on January 26th, 2011 4:17 pm

    did…I just see Gutsman's ass just now?

  24. Red on January 26th, 2011 4:44 pm

    How many trees did he have to punch for that suit of armor?

  25. Red on January 26th, 2011 4:45 pm

    Longer than bubbleman

  26. The_AntiVillain on January 26th, 2011 4:58 pm

    if you explain, its not a joke anymore

  27. 64_hit_combo on January 26th, 2011 6:14 pm

    some1 needs to make a gif out of woodman's credit sequence

  28. SnowKatana on January 26th, 2011 6:19 pm

    I guess Shawn's Slowpoke sent in this video? How many years old is this video?

  29. MonocleMan22 on January 26th, 2011 6:43 pm

    All I could think while the music in the intro of WoodMan movie was playing was…
    Wood wood wood maaaan
    His on the effin roof
    His WOODMAN!
    Wood wood wood maaan
    His heroic and aloof!

  30. AuraMaster on January 26th, 2011 8:42 pm

    This video gave me wood.

    And from that wood, I crafted a basic pick axe and some arrows.

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