If Minecraft ever starts using ad banners… I hope they look like this!
Speaking of which I can’t remember the last time I saw an Evony ad… did they shut down? God I hope so…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2011 · 4:16 PM
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I'd still hit it.
i'd play with her round soft…..o wait
With a stick.
That's on fire
Man with mustache/goatee in women's lingerie.
Cannot unsee…
First, we need to get Wood.
That banner is not a good representation of this game's stellar graphics. Where's the obligatory anime/manga banner?
Ignited by coblestone
It's like watching 300 again…
or better yet, the south park episode based off of 300
*Sees this*
Oh boy! This game has to be awesome!
*Clicks on the add*
*Sees in-game screen shots from the game which looks nothing like the add*
*Wonders if he will ever see the guy from the add ever again*
That's all I CAN see. I'm missing something if that head is supposed to look like a girl…
sexy and relevent
Now Imagine if it were a creeper.
BTW, they're all out of eye bleach
Or… with a tower of sand by removing the dirt block below it, causing it to crash down upon her
What's the IP for the minecraft server again? I forgot.
…That's a guy, Red.
I think.
Yeah, I can't tell anymore.
What IS that monstrosity?
Kill it with creepers!
This is awesome. I read the title in my RSS feed and wondered how they'd make cleavage. Its implied. Well done. Well done.
*reads title*
Okay, I'll play!
FIRST NIGHT
<img src="http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6002/creeperi.png" />
Notch vs. MANnosuke
Take your bets!
And amazing.
Punching trees gives me wood. I don't know about the rest of you.
And THESE!
Notch should implement boobies for female characters. Then, when you sign up, he can ask you if you're a boy or a girl.
I got so much wood today from punching trees, I needed to have another guy help me handle it all.
That should be read in Duke Nukem's voice.
…I caved and played Minecraft Classic.
….I dunno why I played for 30 minutes, digging a hole and using glass bricks to build an entire cave with a glass floor over lava. Maybe just because it looked badass.
Or maybe the Troll in me was like "YES! I'm building the next greatest lava level!"
You DO realize we already consider the Creeper to be basically a giant dick, both literally and metaphorically.
You'd play with her pixelated…square… yeah this isn't working.
Just kill it with lava!
Notch.
/voting
The review is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you're a fast talking Australian. I'm on a Branston Pickle Jar.
I think I'm kind of grateful for the "PLAY NOW" part being there in this submission..
Totally,
that's where the joke lies.
I have the sudden urge to build an 18-foot-tall golden cock n' balls.
Don't worry; I have a few gallons to spare.
Nah i think those will work….as it is a good bit of new evil creatures
oops clicked my link and saw a problem…
http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&…
just go there
*nudges the bottle it is in, causing it to roll off of a very large cliff*
Oops, did I do that???
I have the sudden urge to implant myself 6 oxygen bottle and talk fast like someone on weed and/or cocaine and/or excessive alcool and/or Michael Jackson's brain dust and/or a container of Red Bull concentrate and freak the entire planet and then get hung and exploded and burned and raped by green dildos and ate by pigs and then grow as a big talking tree and get venerated by every fucking living until some moron decide that a talking chair would be cool and end up smelling his arse my entire life.
TL;TD: I'm freaking bored
Mom?!
You haven't played adventure yet?
*pat* *pat* You poor fool…
I know. A Troll with a life? What have I become!
I can twist that horribly. Now think that, probability of 6 billion humans, at least one of us has considered putting on a bikini from a Barbie doll set.
Think of how you would. *Shanks your brain*
I never really was on your hemisphere.
It was closed down after continuous griefer strikes. It'll be back soon, probably within the month or two, but you'll have to be reeaaaallllly awesome and trusted to be let back in.
So you'd hit it with your wood?
You sick fuck.
a dorf in a bikini?
Since the 1.2 update, I now have 3 kinds of wood.
I lol'd at "I caved."
Curse you, Urkel!!
This is even scarier than that Kirby untooned submission. *looks back at submission* Nope, that is still the scariest damn thing here. Can someone pass the eye bleach? Please?
Play game because it is advertised with hot chicks.
Find out you play in a world populated by exploding dicks.
That creeper is wearing some pretty fancy sssssssssssshoes there.
Can I play DISCREETLY?
Yeah about Envony ad?
I believe it's still out there somewhere…
Why does she have a beard?
nope.avi
I wonder if he has gender issues with Pokèmon, too?
"Gary, is your Nidoqueen a boy or a girl?"
.
BTW, +1 for VGCats/ Super Effective reference.
I have a sudden urge to spend 9 hours working my way to the point I'm picking out wallpaper for Red's mountain foyer.
So you shanked my left hemisphere? That wasn't neccesary. That thought alone killed it already.
Be a ssssssssshame if ssssssomething happened to them…
I can offer an eye amputation…
You know, in case you're interested…
Just offering…
"A boooy?"
you get a daypass to the mountain for that. I just finished the guest house!
"She"? Wrong answer.
Don't worry, best out of three.
Awesome I can handle. I blocked out the sun on one server.
On the plus side, you're now a productive member of the Minecraft society, being capable of building something other than giant golden dongs, and instead have created a pixel version of the Colosseum.
Yes!
I considered building that. I built an oracle instead.
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I dunno… Notch doesn't have a fundoshi…
I'm tempted to ask if it's on Infinity Mountain but I know no-one would get the reference
Hours later, you've wiped away 5 large islands.
You've got all the gold in the world, ready to build your 18-foot phallus. You're about to exit the mine, when…
OPTION A)
Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak shows up and challenges you to a pokemon fight (which you lose, and as prize money he takes the gold)
or
OPTION B)
Wolf appears, and he says: "Can't let you use those gold blocks" and pushes you into a lake of lava, making all your efforts for naught
I see by those stacks of 99 that hax were involved. The creeper police will get you.
I more of laughed at the fact that Evony ads had nothing to do with the game…and this ad is better
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No, it's to the mountain house
Sorry.
Why does it* have a beard?
Why is Kevin Costner black? Not to be racist, BUT THIS…IS…HERESY!
can it be said in ANY OTHER?
*has a seizure over using the incorrect "add" instead of "ad" multiple times*
On the contrary, my friend, it's DEFINETELY working for ME :3
More importantly, will it make me feel like king?
OPTION C)
Zerg-Creeper rush
Maybe, but he's real.
Oh you and your Digimon reference (I think)
Oh my. TO THE MOUNTAIN HOUSE! We shall be safer there!
Indeed it is! *internet hi-five*
<img src="http://myfacewhen.com/images/163.jpg">
MY EYES!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
OBJECTION! According to this submission, this abomination unto the Lord can be a woman!
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/halolz-dot-com-littlebigplanet-scaleofawesomebeards.gif">
Creeper Sonic apeared.
You're too sssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLOW
*headsplode*
hahaha, for I have made it to the guest house! I am safe!
Yes, but IRL, he's not that manly-looking.
OH GOD PLEASE! THE HORROR! Just to refresh everyone's memory… http://www.halolz.com/2008/09/07/kirby-untooned/
*Dosen't blame him because he was half-tired when he made the comment.*
Ok, now you're just doing it on purpose.
I'm pretty sure he's just tired. Remember what you were like the Saturday after you went a week without sleep?
THAT DAY NEVER HAPPENED.
If it did, you would have also promised never to talk about it again because of a legally binding contract put together by the finest of Abstergo lawyers that even your best legal advisers couldn't find a loophole in. Of course that's assuming it happened, which it didn't, so there is no reason for you to talk about it further.
Don't forget this handsome fellow.
Oh, they're going to have to hit it together….IN HELL.
If you read this like Demoman, you get a point. If you read it like Duke Nukem, two points.
If you read it like Demoman trying to impersonate Duke Nukem, seek help.
Unintentional pun is punny.
Does anyone actually play Evony? I see the ads anywhere but I've never heard of anyone actually playing it…
DAD!?
And ye gods, I played another hour just building a rudimentary house, with a window looking at a flower field (I touched it up a bit), a bridge to it…and then I started putting in SUPPORTS for the house because I wanted it to make sense.
And I can't even SAVE these minor creations of mine.
WHAT IS THIS GAME? I haven't been this addicted to level building since Knytt Stories.
A beard with a bra? What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
I wouldn't mind hearing the Demoman trying to impersonate Duke Nukem… or the Duke for that matter.
Here you go: http://eyebleach.com
Your taste in eye bleach is superb.
Hey, thissssssssssssssssssssss issssssssssssssssssssss a nice guesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst houssssssssssssssssssssssssse you got. Ssssssssssssssssssssshame if ssssssssssssssssssssomething were to happen to it.
Aye, ain't she beautiful. /scottish accent
i remember about last year, i left my pc on, and then my mom walked in and saw a huge evony ad on the screen…
In the eternal words of the duke: "Hell, I'd still hit it!"
Gaah the button, it doesn't work D:
lol ^^
Er-hemm!
I'll see you in court…
bonus free wood…
I knew I wasn't imagining the facial hair
WHY MUST YOU HURT MY EYES?! WHY?!
He's created Minecraft.
Manosuke is just an even more fanon version of Rinnosuke.
Slash discussion.
So ended the prequel to the Microsoft Creeper Case. I knew that these two events had something in common, but I could only see it now…
TO BE CONTINUED?
I'm a Mine Digger and I'm okay, I work all night and also all day.
(There goes the mine digger!)
So are we pairing them? 'Cause I'd ship Manncraft. No association with Mann Co.
Why does everything end up linking to "Sniper Yoko"?
No.
Never.
If it happens you all die by my hands.
Oh, but you had no problems with the person saying they'd hit that…. XD
It's now a part of my Internet First Aid kit. XD
Too bad not all wounds to eyes can be healed.
*cough*untooned kirby*cough*
True, but this will help with the pain.
^That has sucked me in once or twice…..but I never played long enough anyway =P
Well, that would be the guest's problem, wouldn't it.
You should probably get life insurance before coming to the mountain!
But why blow up this cozy abode:
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OR…
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And no women.
I just realized there are no women in Minecraft.
I don't think this was supposed to happen…
(This was in the alternate text for when you hover your mouse over the picture.)
<img src="http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9845/minewhore.jpg" alt="LOLWUT">
Thats one person I don't want to see in a dark alley.
This ad will haunt my dreams now.
Mah Boi building is what all true warrior strive for!
Unless you have a custom skin that looks like a women