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Four seconds of turbo boost certainly isn’t too exciting by today’s standards… but what can I say, they were simpler times back then!
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[VIDEO] The Excitebike Shop



Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2011 · 5:14 AM 
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35 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Excitebike Shop”

  1. Darkangelsv1 on January 25th, 2011 5:44 am

    At least they are more fun than Bikes that have panels for playing Card Games on them..

    …OH CRAP, WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

  2. SonicsmyName on January 25th, 2011 5:48 am

    CARD GAMES ON EXCITEBIKES!

  3. ZegenRuki on January 25th, 2011 5:52 am

    I summon Dark Magici--Aw, crap, the engine overheated again.

  4. SonicsmyName on January 25th, 2011 5:54 am

    Don't he get it? The overheating IS the excitement! :D

  5. PewnyPL on January 25th, 2011 5:59 am

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

  6. Edeye on January 25th, 2011 6:14 am

    WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE….

  7. Dimomarg on January 25th, 2011 6:54 am

    I HAVE ASSEMBLED THE FIVE PIECES, I SUMMON EXODIA THE-- weeeeeeeeeegobblegobblegobblegobblegobblegobble

  8. Tael on January 25th, 2011 7:09 am

    I'd say something witty, but

    CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOOOOOOOOOON

  9. ovahdrive on January 25th, 2011 7:43 am

    That's what she said.

    ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A PENIS JOKE

  10. C__F on January 25th, 2011 8:20 am

    That's a good deal in today's economy. I would buy one of those bikes.

  11. C__F on January 25th, 2011 8:21 am

    Screw your Exodia, I have mone-WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Gobble gobble gobble.

  12. Caelun_Niveus on January 25th, 2011 9:21 am

    ASFDASDF
    There are two buttons in Excitebike; Turbo that overheats and normal gas. How long did they play before making this.
    /rant

  13. Alpar on January 25th, 2011 9:22 am

    inb4niggerstolemybike

  14. Scone527 on January 25th, 2011 9:58 am

    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

  15. Scone527 on January 25th, 2011 10:00 am

    I don't get it. 4 seconds of driving is all anyone should ever need.

    5 seconds? Now that's just superfluous

  16. smashter on January 25th, 2011 10:45 am

    Well, obviously Bungie agrees with only running for four seconds. HALO REACH REFERENCE! Spoiler alert.

  17. Cypher on January 25th, 2011 10:57 am

    Blah blah Attack Mode Bl--
    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE gobblegobblegobble

  18. Dudewin on January 25th, 2011 11:03 am

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Gobblegobblegobble kinda sounds like a happy turkey :D

  19. SentryGunner on January 25th, 2011 11:19 am

    He couldn't have got very far with it though

  20. Deep Thought on January 25th, 2011 12:47 pm

    Alright boys… it looks like somebody needs to be punished…

    EVERYONE STAND THE FUCK BACK!
    *opens up raptor pen*

  21. AuraMaster on January 25th, 2011 3:08 pm

    There'll be peace when you are done…

  22. AuraMaster on January 25th, 2011 3:10 pm

    Time for my getaway! See ya, suc-- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEGobbleGobbleGobbleGobbleGobble

  23. ovahdrive on January 25th, 2011 3:13 pm

    Yeah, I didn't think it was funny either.

  24. MasterLuigi452 on January 25th, 2011 3:51 pm

    Tired of your bike being overheated?
    Try rapid firing turbo button.
    If you can do it, you can turbo at max speed for about good 3 minutes.
    Trust me I've done it.

  25. Darkangelsv1 on January 25th, 2011 4:06 pm

    It also sounds like a Mega Freakoid on a long scream then choking on something.

    Anyone? Animal Crossing Jokes?

  26. doepker on January 25th, 2011 4:45 pm

    Don't you cry no more.
    *guitar riff*

  27. Scone527 on January 25th, 2011 6:27 pm

    Good answer XD

    A shiny, new +1 for you

  28. Jimmy on January 25th, 2011 6:45 pm

    LMAO The punch line at the end was the best!!! You know…cause you can't punch it.

  29. Jimmy on January 25th, 2011 6:48 pm

    LOL it looks like you got a turkey in the exhaust pipe.

    WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Gobble gobble gobble

  30. greenxboy on January 25th, 2011 7:55 pm

    my voice give me super WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE gobblegobblegobble

  31. Mr Plen on January 25th, 2011 9:52 pm

    You just activated my tra-
    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Gobblegobblegobble

  32. C__F on January 26th, 2011 1:26 pm

    "And how is that exciting?"

  33. Jimmy on January 27th, 2011 3:16 pm

    Yeah, just cause you can't use the boost for more than four seconds lol.

  34. AuraMaster on January 29th, 2011 2:58 am

    Duke: I couldn't help but notice you guys aren't drooling over me as if I'm some kind of sex object.

    Tea: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Gobblegobblegobble

  35. deathbychickens on May 24th, 2011 10:58 pm

    think Every 15 Minutes, except down to 4 seconds

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