I remember the days when a bomb icon terrified me when using a Mac… now things are a little more colorful, but not much different.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2011 · 12:19 PM
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Be a SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShame if it crashed….
Macsssssssssssss are piecessssssssssssss of sssssssssssshit.
LinuxssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssucksssssssssssssssssssssBOOM
I await the inevitable Blue Screen o' Death creeper.
And on a side not, I might be the only one who sees it, but when I look at this, I see a Creeper on an Acid Trip.
ThiSSSSSSSssssss iSSSSSSssssss groovy…
Thats what you get for trying to play minecraft on a Mac. Its built for looks, not reliability.
Steve Jobs: More cash for me? You shouldn't have… wait you want it repaired?
<img src="http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/045/204/original/coolface.jpg">
Somehow, it's not as threatening when not in the shape of a walking penis.
CTRL + OPTION + Essssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscape!!!!!
Don't you mean SSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssteve Jobssssssssssssssss?
No computing device issssss ssssssssafe…
Windowsssssssssssssss Sssssssssssssssseven is all right…
There is no escape…
No seriously, its on the top left of the keyboard. Kill the process and your gravy.
In moments like this I love being Linux user :D
Well, isn't an exploding penis every man's worst nightmare?
… Or is that just me?….
n.o.e.s.c.a.p.e. (a 16-bit cookie to whoever gets the reference)
My gravy!!!! NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/ed/images/c/c4/Extra.JPG">
windowssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is going downhill…
i await your submission then… unless you are beaten to it
by me
which wouldnt be hard because ive been kinda busy :-\
*sits on otherosfag corner with you*
WHAT? OSX IS BASED ON UNIX!
I use a mac. And… I just had to fix this
<img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/11gsv2e.png"/>
I still use a Mac. But Steam fails to boot up. But I'm duel-boot and a Hackintosh so I still get to play my TF2 and play classic rock over the mic.
Meh, it doesn't really faze me
…anymore. It's amazing what you get used to in my workplace.
Speaking of which, we've got more openings if anyone wishes to apply for a job. We like to think of the constant amounts of opening jobs as a sign of reliability in this economy, as well as proof that our experiments are successful as they create these openings.
Rumors of a large turnover rate are completely false, however, as it happens that we like to… move employees to other branches. Why didn't the notify their friends and family of such a move and why is all their stuff left behind? Because they are that dedicated to our goal here!
+1 for referencing one of Cartoon Network's best shows.
GRAMMAR SPHERE!
*dual-boot
This is what all PC user's souls look like, small, angry, and look like a penis.
Yeaaaaaaah, changing iLampsssssssssss is pretty cheap, but you also have to change the iLamp logic board… for which I can't say the ssssssssssssssssssssssssssame.
Mac OS X? wouldn't not going there be dissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscrimination?
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL….boot.
OSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS X
Amen to that.
….. Okay, I lol'd. I hope you're happy.
+1
NEEDS MOAR JAWBREAKERS!
…Block-roofed country,
No gold's useful,
Tired farm mobs.
But, I thought Macs didn't crash. :/
Holy cow patties! Is that still on!?!?
Buh terd toast.
It's both hypnotising and staring at our soulsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
But Black Mesa has a better dental plan. It consists of replacing your teeth with stronger robotic ones.
They also have a face plan, a brain plan, a torso plan, a foot plan, a sphincter plan, a hand plan, a….
So Mac users' souls look like balls?
….
THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER! :D
Oh, and this has nothing to do with my previous comment, but when possessive, a plural noun ending with "s" does not take an " 's", but rather adds the apostrophe at the end of the word, after the "s". Therefore,
*users'
and forthwith,
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
MissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssingNo.
tl:dr of the gsod: You're fucked, But everything is in control. restart your computer. goodbye. Heil steve jobs.
*Walks in from being absent yesterday* Hey guys what did I miss—--….
The Creeper is in the Matrix now? FUCK! THERE IS NOWHERE SAFE *FLEES*
I see that you have found your calling.
You no longer post here as a simple pupil of the art of grammar, but as a master of it. Go fourth, my brother, and do me proud!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Minecraft has been lagging for me a lot lately. Now I know why. ;.;
So that one time I took a walk through one of your complexes, and saw about fifty zombies piled on top of eachother behind a glasswall, trying to break out, that had nothing to do with the… Unemployment?
Triangle. Two balls and a penis? Awright!
…
Fuuuuuuu
my mac does those every time I try to watch flash videos.
FFFFFUUUUUUU
Thank you so much! This perfectly expresses my feelings of the computer which this is being typed on. It's pinwheeled like 8 times in the last 2 days!
Also, Shawn and the creator of this post are invited to the mountain!
Ahahahhahahahhaha.
>>See comment thread about creepers.
>>Everyone has to fall asleep on their "s" key.
<img src="http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/4777/duelbootsred.jpg" ALT=" DUEL-BOOTS!" />
They burn.
ha, GSOD.
I always called it:
K-K-K-Kernel Panic!!!!
GRAMMAR(/Irony?) WIND!
*forth
You, sir, have just won my fandom with that Cream reference :3
Apple SSSSSSSSSSSupport SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSService, how may I help you SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSir?
Already done:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-minecraft-pokemon-missingno-creeper.jpg" alt="CreeperNo"/>
Man, those look like some pretty rough-and-tumble boots!
I lol'd pretty hard at that
I hate my friends mac. I am going to show this to him. He also loves minecraft.
What is this "repair" of which you speak?
second, and a day pass to the mountain. (you have to sleep in the town below)
second
what'sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss that you ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssay???
I wasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssleeping…
Run For- I mean, Miner -- Run!!!
Wait, there's a faster way to flee (you may need two of these!): rel="nofollow">
There Issssssss no ssssssssspoon?
Grammar Hammer!
*note
Shawn had a Mac?
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My big fanclub is why I am Sitting On Top of the World.
Got away unsafely!
Google, GIMP, and a lot of free time. The three key elements to Internet success.
I thought that was just me….
*walks by red*
Now we will know if he is an Apple Computers -- not Records, mind you -- fanboy, or a Mojang fanboy!
Shouldn't it say that's a nicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccce mac you have there?
Paranoia? Of coursssse I'd be paranoid if thossssse thingssss were lurking around MY interwebsssss….
ONLY 25 INTERNETS- I MEAN CENTS.
Fatality.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/repair
I think I would rather have my Mac crash than have my house derka'd by a creeper.
What, Mac has another way of crashing?
Guess I wouldn't know, WINDOWS 7, AWAY!!!!!!!!!! *flys away with laptop*
also,
<img src=http://images.scripting.com/archiveScriptingCom/2006/08/15/macsCrashToo.gif>
Macs, they quit on you
Then crash.
It is missing one crucial definition:
(n) Something that Apple is unable to do, forcing its customers to pay ridiculous sums of cash to replace their broken products, which will be outdated shortly after the replacement product has been purchased
example: Billy's iPod screen broke, but Apple wouldn't repair it; so he bought a new one. A week later, the next-gen iPod was announced
That settles it. Agent Smith was really a creeper.
Missssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssster Anderssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssson.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSucks to be you.
GRAMMAR SPHERE!
*Deoxysssss
He likes apple more. i think.
Macs are going to give you up.
POKEHAMMER!
Can't escape!
As AuraMaster pointed out, I will correct my previous statement (since IntenseDebate isn't letting me correct the original)
Could be worssssse.
It could be Deoxysssssss……
ZZZZZzzzz. -Snorts a bit as he wakes up.- Sorry, I thought you meant falling asleep literally.
That's what you get for using SSSSSSSnow Leopard…
They're going to let you down.
Man, this would be even better if they still used the bomb icon.
I hate seeing the spinning rainbow, meaning I can't do anything for an unknown period of time…
But what about the Blue Ssssssssssssssssssssssssscreen of death?
…What zombies? Those were… um… tired office workers who were trying to beat the rush home. And it was "Dress like a Zombie" Day that day, because we like to have fun at work.
RUN COWARDSSSSSSSSSS
I LIVE!
They're gonna make you cry.
Then eat your ssssssssssssssoul.
Apple Sssssssupport? It'ssssss a sssssscam! Apple has no sssssssssssupport ssssssservice. None I'd want to vissssssssssit, anyway.
*BOOM!*
And hurt you.
What about it?
I'm…too late to stop it…Why you do this to me?
*looks around*
+1 to you all anyway for making me laugh
Wait a minute…where's the turnaround part?!
creeper makes EVERY thing worse… exept it implodeing when you have FULL DIMOND ARMOR! random dude: That creepers… GREEN WITH ENVY! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Me: OH DEAR GOD GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!!!!
hey tmotom you know you can actually stop trolling for once cause once you get -125 a creeper will kill you and everyone you love
Reminds me of when a TUAW writer was talking about how he went to see Up. (The wait cursor is one of the badges in the end credits.)
When he saw it, he yelled out, "IT'S THE SPINNING PIZZA OF DEATH!!!" and everyone looked at him like he was crazy.
inb4coolstorybro
They don't crash, they… … … … … …
Me too. That is, when I used Linux, back before I somehow got it to kernel panic on boot. Probably a Wubi issue, but I didn't feel comfortable repartitioning a PC that technically wasn't mine.
The blinking scroll lock and caps lock lights when it kernel panicked was a nice touch.