There can be only one!
By Gmodexpo, submitted by PewnyPL
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There can be only one!
By Gmodexpo, submitted by PewnyPL
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Demopan was once a lonely cook in the castle kitchens. But then, one day…he traded a scout shako for two refined…
wat
I wish I could make a spy suddenly appear by shouting for one…
Once again, its up to the spy and demopan to save the day.
weird, yet satisfyingly funny.
Also seeing the description made me want to listen to motorhead's "King of Kings"
*Grammar Hammer*
You mean Stout Shako?
who
huh
Hmm. Needs more Demoman.
how
why
What? Demopan makes no comment on fellow Demo's Stout Shako?
…………………………………..why were they dancing?
He's happy because he doesn't know that the mission was to rescue Queen Administrator.
Because we don't have enough problems on our server with Medieval mode anyway.
where
That.
Him.
Yep.
Like that.
'Cause.
"There can be only one!!"
One what? Eyeball?
Man this is SO unrealistic…
A sniper helping the team?
MULTIPLE snipers helping the team!?
A USEFUL spy?!?
What utter nonsense. Goodnight.
ADRIEN HEA-VY, A-DRIEN HEA-VY
I concur.
Demopan?
Nationwide is on your side!
But…. I didn't see a nutshell anywhere in this vid. O.o
What? Demoman with a Tyrant's helm?
Stop demoman! This is madness!
No, I mean his scout shako. Obviously, this Demopan didn't like soldiers. *sagely nods, convincing no one*
No, he's just THAT drunk.
also, inb4 thisisSparta
Heavy-SPY!
Spy-What?
Heavy-GO! *kick to the balls*
Don't you wish you could get people to do what you want with a swift kick to the crotch.
Why cap a point, when you can cap a point with style!
With a capped point!
I say, what foul nightsoil is partaking in this madness? Anon!
There are many things that a Spy will survive with a Dead Ringer.
This is not one of them.
and Snipers
There are clearly not enough hats in this video.
Me: SHAWN!
Shawn: What?
Me: UPDATE SERVER! *kick to the balls*
Shawn: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*splat*
Ehhh…. I don't think its that effectual.
And the Intel! AND A HOT TUB.
(blank stares)
…What. I'm cold.
IN-THE-WORLD
IS
CARMEN SANDIEGO?
Shawn took the rest.
Because they were on a quest, a BRODYQUEST.
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Consecutive negatives? Better luck next time.
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Sorry heavy but your sandvich is in another castle.
inafter thisisSparta.
Phew…now we`re safe.
This was the funniest shit I've seen all year. Thankfully we're still in January so it's actually a compliment and not just sad on my part.
Also, hi, new guy here. Although I have been playing on your servers for a while. :P
I say. Whoever made this has obviously not played the game in question.
Obviously he got his two refined for the stout shako when he sold it to the other demoman.
Demo-demo pan!
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Proof that there are questions better left unanswered.
THUS BEGINS MY DOMINATENING!
~Demopan, Demopan, Demopan-pan-pan, Demopan, Demopan, Demopan-pan-pan…~
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Indeed clearly they are unaware of the mechanics of said game.
Okay I call shenanigans. Where are all the powerjack pyros? and there was also no idiot playing engie going "Why can't I build stuff?" This video is bollocks I say.
and a sandvich!
It doesn't work unless it's a punch and you're Duke Nukem.
THIS IS Degroot?
By the Illustrious Third Eye of the Benevolent Omnipresent Zeus, idk. Fie! Here Here!
And no RapeRakes. It just isn't medieval mode without Raperakes.
Maybe it's the combination of 3 AM and a sugar crash, but I almost woke up my roommate in laughter.
Haven't played Medieval against Raperakes surprisingly 0.o
Who else thinks that VALVe should sell a pan with the Demoman's logo on the inside?
lollery
Hark! Stout Shacko for 2 refined, indeed! Guvnor!
Everything is funnier when you're tired. Trust me.
I'd buy it.
On a somewhat related note, NEW VG CATS!
and on my birthday too.
Oh my god that only happens like once a year! Oh… and happy birthday too I guess.
Muahahahaha…. *pets his cat*
Go, my Demo army… Go… and conquer the WOOOOORLD! MUAHAHAH!
Indubitably. This is why this person should lose that game.
2 hours later….
You did me proud, lad.
Hmmmmm, I appear to have pissed myself laughing…
I still hate you.
what happened to the medic?
ICWATUDIDTHAR
Intruder Alert! Enemy troll is in the base!
demopan is OP
I'm not convinced
FUCK!
*Immediately leaves Halolz*
Why is nobody trading hats?
Spy!
*Spy fades in*
Sandvich!
*Spy holds out hand; a Sandvich appears in it.*
Omnomnom!
*Spy gives thumbs up and fades out*
"Demopan?"
*THONK*
Nobody interrupts a good dance.
Why help your team when you can just sit and watch the enemy dance their way to victory?
One Demopan.
Two would make the world explode.
Unbeknownst to you, they actually just got done trading hats, and decided it was time for 3 minutes of actual gameplay.
They're probably now trading hats again.
Me too. I could marinate things in awesomesauce with it.
Or Captain Falcon. Then again, he could go Punch OR Kick.
Huzzah!
AAAAAAAAARRRRGGH!
The engies are professionals. Who do you think bult those castles?
Oh, WHAT!?
*Follows*
Topical and a Scott Pilgrim avatar? I'mokaywiththis.
[heavy]Waaaaaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaaah![/heavy]
I thought there was going to the queen song Princes of the Universe when i saw there can only be one TT-TT
ps awesome song here --> rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Well that wasn't very nice. Here I was trying to answer these many questions, whereupon I find myself victim to the -1 brigade. You, sir, are no gentleman.
May I advise you return to the underside of your rock before you inflict any further damage unto yourself?
That Spy was never really on Aeris's side…
Lesson learned. Halolz is serious business.
A thousand thanks to you for reminding us, good sir
I hope you may experience a more joyous life as you grew of age and in addition to that, I am also hoping that you may become even more of a man of a higher education, social stature and wealth
Good day (or night for me)
We're not all bad. You'll learn that half of us are actually pretty nice.
It's just that we've grown to some standards we shouldn't have..
You know I'd love to believe that if Phoenix525 didn't say that so much on Skype when it wasn't true.
But I'll still check anyway.
Why are we all such poor saps.
Ah, I remember the days when "nutshell" meant things like "quick" or even "concise".
*Goes away from Halolz after sleeping at about 11:30*
*Wakes up in the morning to find almost 100 comments already made*
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO QUICK.
Wow. Just wow. So Shawn IS reading his mail sometimes! O_o
One does not simply drink into Mordor.
<img src="http://evlgaming.com/photos/images/meanwhilebackat.jpg" alt="meanwhile">
Really?
That means…
EVERYONE QUICK!!
SEND YOUR SUBMISSION TO SHAWN NOW!!!
One does not simply dance into Degroot Keep…
Also, relevant.
EDIT: Made it into a link because I can't figure out how to post animated gifs… D:
The rest of us are Gentlemanly Trolls.
We are virgins.
We do not have lives.
Fear us.
BULL! I sent my email yesterday! So it wasn't funny, but it was sure as hell awesome.
Unfortunately Alpar….because of the rules of making jokes against him, we're set back about…oh…until Gabe Newell dies and his next fifty CEO's die along with him.
This joke will never let him live it down.
WE SHARE BIRTHDAYS!
High Five.
o/
I think heavy broke the nutshell….if you get what i mean
Hmm i think he was crushed by a dead body i dont know
They were prancing about with their heads full of eyeballs.
Know what's even more Accurate than this?
THIS.
<img src="http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss50/RavenousRaptor/Halolz%20Images/AncientLasers.jpg?t=1295910844">
Really, who would give an old civilization like that laser weapons?
and, Achievement Unlock! 69 E-peen get!
-wipes monocal and shines top hat-
truer words have never been spoken.
<img src="http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/mountainofemail.jpg"/>
your emails in there somewhere dm, somewhere…
I don't know if it's bad or good that I'm tired all the time now…
*sigh*
at least the creeper didn't get it!
That video completed me, thank you fine sir…..
THAT LAST PANEL!
That's our new Gaben troll picture!
Asshole troll has given you -1!
Gentlemanly Troll here to assist… +1!
And for you folks at home keeping track… that makes you a sorrier bunch than myself!
can't let you do that never ending loop Paulrus
Greetings, new one. Welcome to Halolz.
+1 for actual Halo reference.
Halo? In MY Halolz?
One day.
The only redeeming value of this was the usage of Brodyquest.
Demopan?