There can be only one!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 24, 2011 · 12:03 AM 
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130 Responses to “[VIDEO] Medieval Mode in a Nutshell”

  1. RemielChibus on January 24th, 2011 12:07 am

    Demopan was once a lonely cook in the castle kitchens. But then, one day…he traded a scout shako for two refined…

  2. MorningMoon on January 24th, 2011 12:09 am

    wat

  3. meinmattias on January 24th, 2011 12:12 am

    I wish I could make a spy suddenly appear by shouting for one…

  4. DM1293 on January 24th, 2011 12:15 am

    Once again, its up to the spy and demopan to save the day.

  5. amped0808 on January 24th, 2011 12:17 am

    weird, yet satisfyingly funny.

    Also seeing the description made me want to listen to motorhead's "King of Kings"

  6. DM1293 on January 24th, 2011 12:18 am

    *Grammar Hammer*

    You mean Stout Shako?

  7. BasketGT on January 24th, 2011 12:24 am

    who

  8. DM1293 on January 24th, 2011 12:27 am

    huh

  9. Jade Catima on January 24th, 2011 12:31 am

    Hmm. Needs more Demoman.

  10. Jade Catima on January 24th, 2011 12:32 am

    how

  11. Bobomberman on January 24th, 2011 12:36 am

    why

  12. Totema on January 24th, 2011 12:37 am

    What? Demopan makes no comment on fellow Demo's Stout Shako?

  13. Bobomberman on January 24th, 2011 12:37 am

    …………………………………..why were they dancing?

  14. GameboyPATH on January 24th, 2011 12:46 am

    He's happy because he doesn't know that the mission was to rescue Queen Administrator.

  15. POKEMON_MASTER on January 24th, 2011 12:51 am

    Because we don't have enough problems on our server with Medieval mode anyway.

  16. KitchwaTembo on January 24th, 2011 12:54 am

    where

  17. RyderJ on January 24th, 2011 12:55 am

    That.

  18. RyderJ on January 24th, 2011 12:55 am

    Him.

  19. RyderJ on January 24th, 2011 12:55 am

    Yep.

  20. RyderJ on January 24th, 2011 12:56 am

    Like that.

  21. RyderJ on January 24th, 2011 12:56 am

    'Cause.

  22. madhatter0082 on January 24th, 2011 12:57 am

    "There can be only one!!"

    One what? Eyeball?

  23. truegentleman on January 24th, 2011 1:00 am

    Man this is SO unrealistic…
    A sniper helping the team?
    MULTIPLE snipers helping the team!?
    A USEFUL spy?!?

    What utter nonsense. Goodnight.

  24. Scone527 on January 24th, 2011 1:03 am

    ADRIEN HEA-VY, A-DRIEN HEA-VY

  25. Captain_Flavor on January 24th, 2011 1:15 am

    I concur.

  26. Ichiinu on January 24th, 2011 1:26 am

    Demopan?

  27. Zyquux on January 24th, 2011 1:32 am

    Nationwide is on your side!

  28. Dudewin on January 24th, 2011 1:32 am

    But…. I didn't see a nutshell anywhere in this vid. O.o

  29. Tael on January 24th, 2011 1:35 am

    What? Demoman with a Tyrant's helm?

    Stop demoman! This is madness!

  30. RemielChibus on January 24th, 2011 1:41 am

    No, I mean his scout shako. Obviously, this Demopan didn't like soldiers. *sagely nods, convincing no one*

  31. Zyquux on January 24th, 2011 1:42 am

    No, he's just THAT drunk.

    also, inb4 thisisSparta

  32. SnowKatana on January 24th, 2011 1:59 am

    Heavy-SPY!
    Spy-What?
    Heavy-GO! *kick to the balls*

    Don't you wish you could get people to do what you want with a swift kick to the crotch.

  33. SnowKatana on January 24th, 2011 2:01 am

    Why cap a point, when you can cap a point with style!

  34. SnowKatana on January 24th, 2011 2:05 am

    With a capped point!

  35. FoxyMayo on January 24th, 2011 2:07 am

    I say, what foul nightsoil is partaking in this madness? Anon!

  36. DM1293 on January 24th, 2011 2:17 am

    There are many things that a Spy will survive with a Dead Ringer.

    This is not one of them.

  37. DrSexington on January 24th, 2011 2:25 am

    and Snipers

  38. Cypher on January 24th, 2011 2:34 am

    There are clearly not enough hats in this video.

  39. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 24th, 2011 2:36 am

    Me: SHAWN!
    Shawn: What?
    Me: UPDATE SERVER! *kick to the balls*
    Shawn: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
    *splat*

    Ehhh…. I don't think its that effectual.

  40. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 24th, 2011 2:39 am

    And the Intel! AND A HOT TUB.
    (blank stares)
    …What. I'm cold.

  41. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 24th, 2011 2:40 am

    IN-THE-WORLD
    IS
    CARMEN SANDIEGO?

  42. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 24th, 2011 2:51 am

    Shawn took the rest.

  43. Spolin on January 24th, 2011 2:52 am

    Because they were on a quest, a BRODYQUEST.
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  44. GameboyPATH on January 24th, 2011 2:55 am

    Consecutive negatives? Better luck next time.

    rel="nofollow">Here's your parting gift, though.

  45. VyseRogueKing on January 24th, 2011 2:58 am

    Sorry heavy but your sandvich is in another castle.

  46. ZenDragoon on January 24th, 2011 3:29 am

    inafter thisisSparta.

    Phew…now we`re safe.

  47. YWN on January 24th, 2011 3:56 am

    This was the funniest shit I've seen all year. Thankfully we're still in January so it's actually a compliment and not just sad on my part.

    Also, hi, new guy here. Although I have been playing on your servers for a while. :P

  48. TheUnknownNoob on January 24th, 2011 4:16 am

    I say. Whoever made this has obviously not played the game in question.

  49. TheUnknownNoob on January 24th, 2011 4:19 am

    Obviously he got his two refined for the stout shako when he sold it to the other demoman.

  50. TheUnknownNoob on January 24th, 2011 4:35 am

    Demo-demo pan!
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  51. BasketGT on January 24th, 2011 4:35 am

    Proof that there are questions better left unanswered.

  52. Totema on January 24th, 2011 4:43 am

    THUS BEGINS MY DOMINATENING!

    ~Demopan, Demopan, Demopan-pan-pan, Demopan, Demopan, Demopan-pan-pan…~
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  53. Tobikun on January 24th, 2011 4:45 am

    Indeed clearly they are unaware of the mechanics of said game.

  54. Tobikun on January 24th, 2011 4:47 am

    Okay I call shenanigans. Where are all the powerjack pyros? and there was also no idiot playing engie going "Why can't I build stuff?" This video is bollocks I say.

  55. Tobikun on January 24th, 2011 4:49 am

    and a sandvich!

  56. Tobikun on January 24th, 2011 4:50 am

    It doesn't work unless it's a punch and you're Duke Nukem.

  57. Tobikun on January 24th, 2011 4:51 am

    THIS IS Degroot?

  58. Kbman on January 24th, 2011 4:53 am

    By the Illustrious Third Eye of the Benevolent Omnipresent Zeus, idk. Fie! Here Here!

  59. Kbman on January 24th, 2011 4:55 am

    And no RapeRakes. It just isn't medieval mode without Raperakes.

  60. Kbman on January 24th, 2011 4:56 am

    Maybe it's the combination of 3 AM and a sugar crash, but I almost woke up my roommate in laughter.

  61. Tobikun on January 24th, 2011 4:57 am

    Haven't played Medieval against Raperakes surprisingly 0.o

  62. Zyquux on January 24th, 2011 5:02 am

    Who else thinks that VALVe should sell a pan with the Demoman's logo on the inside?

  63. Zyquux on January 24th, 2011 5:03 am

    lollery

    Hark! Stout Shacko for 2 refined, indeed! Guvnor!

  64. Zyquux on January 24th, 2011 5:07 am

    Everything is funnier when you're tired. Trust me.

  65. TheUnknownNoob on January 24th, 2011 5:40 am

    I'd buy it.

  66. Captain Rehab on January 24th, 2011 5:48 am

    On a somewhat related note, NEW VG CATS!
    and on my birthday too.

  67. VyseRogueKing on January 24th, 2011 5:56 am

    Oh my god that only happens like once a year! Oh… and happy birthday too I guess.

  68. Marzen on January 24th, 2011 6:52 am

    Muahahahaha…. *pets his cat*

    Go, my Demo army… Go… and conquer the WOOOOORLD! MUAHAHAH!

  69. Vabolo on January 24th, 2011 7:03 am

    Indubitably. This is why this person should lose that game.

  70. Vabolo on January 24th, 2011 7:04 am

    2 hours later….

  71. Vabolo on January 24th, 2011 7:05 am

    You did me proud, lad.

  72. Happy_Killmore on January 24th, 2011 7:11 am

    Hmmmmm, I appear to have pissed myself laughing…

  73. zeldafan8 on January 24th, 2011 7:34 am

    I still hate you.

  74. nobody679 on January 24th, 2011 7:49 am

    what happened to the medic?

  75. TheUnknownNoob on January 24th, 2011 7:59 am

    ICWATUDIDTHAR

  76. Deep Thought on January 24th, 2011 8:40 am

    Intruder Alert! Enemy troll is in the base!

  77. Deep Thought on January 24th, 2011 8:41 am

    demopan is OP

  78. Deep Thought on January 24th, 2011 8:41 am

    I'm not convinced

  79. Deep Thought on January 24th, 2011 8:42 am

    FUCK!

    *Immediately leaves Halolz*

  80. meinmattias on January 24th, 2011 8:51 am

    Why is nobody trading hats?

  81. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:10 am

    Spy!

    *Spy fades in*

    Sandvich!

    *Spy holds out hand; a Sandvich appears in it.*

    Omnomnom!

    *Spy gives thumbs up and fades out*

  82. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:13 am

    "Demopan?"
    *THONK*

  83. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:16 am

    Nobody interrupts a good dance.

    Why help your team when you can just sit and watch the enemy dance their way to victory?

  84. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:17 am

    One Demopan.

    Two would make the world explode.

  85. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:19 am

    Unbeknownst to you, they actually just got done trading hats, and decided it was time for 3 minutes of actual gameplay.

    They're probably now trading hats again.

  86. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:23 am

    Me too. I could marinate things in awesomesauce with it.

  87. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:25 am

    Or Captain Falcon. Then again, he could go Punch OR Kick.

  88. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:26 am

    Huzzah!

  89. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:27 am

    AAAAAAAAARRRRGGH!

  90. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:29 am

    The engies are professionals. Who do you think bult those castles?

  91. C__F on January 24th, 2011 9:33 am

    Oh, WHAT!?

    *Follows*

  92. ZenDragoon on January 24th, 2011 9:53 am

    Topical and a Scott Pilgrim avatar? I'mokaywiththis.

  93. RemielChibus on January 24th, 2011 9:59 am

    [heavy]Waaaaaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaaaah![/heavy]

  94. oddball250 on January 24th, 2011 10:18 am

    I thought there was going to the queen song Princes of the Universe when i saw there can only be one TT-TT
    ps awesome song here --> rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

  95. RyderJ on January 24th, 2011 10:35 am

    Well that wasn't very nice. Here I was trying to answer these many questions, whereupon I find myself victim to the -1 brigade. You, sir, are no gentleman.

  96. Jade Catima on January 24th, 2011 10:37 am

    May I advise you return to the underside of your rock before you inflict any further damage unto yourself?

  97. Jade Catima on January 24th, 2011 10:43 am

    That Spy was never really on Aeris's side…

  98. RyderJ on January 24th, 2011 10:48 am

    Lesson learned. Halolz is serious business.

  99. Rain on January 24th, 2011 10:51 am

    A thousand thanks to you for reminding us, good sir

    I hope you may experience a more joyous life as you grew of age and in addition to that, I am also hoping that you may become even more of a man of a higher education, social stature and wealth

    Good day (or night for me)

  100. Alpar on January 24th, 2011 11:04 am

    We're not all bad. You'll learn that half of us are actually pretty nice.

    It's just that we've grown to some standards we shouldn't have..

  101. Alpar on January 24th, 2011 11:05 am

    You know I'd love to believe that if Phoenix525 didn't say that so much on Skype when it wasn't true.

    But I'll still check anyway.

    Why are we all such poor saps.

  102. chuckpebble on January 24th, 2011 11:09 am

    Ah, I remember the days when "nutshell" meant things like "quick" or even "concise".

  103. Alpar on January 24th, 2011 11:11 am

    *Goes away from Halolz after sleeping at about 11:30*

    *Wakes up in the morning to find almost 100 comments already made*

    WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO QUICK.

  104. PewnyPL on January 24th, 2011 12:27 pm

    Wow. Just wow. So Shawn IS reading his mail sometimes! O_o

  105. WizardRex on January 24th, 2011 12:49 pm

    One does not simply drink into Mordor.

  106. Ichiinu on January 24th, 2011 1:38 pm
  107. MasterLuigi452 on January 24th, 2011 1:59 pm

    Really?
    That means…
    EVERYONE QUICK!!
    SEND YOUR SUBMISSION TO SHAWN NOW!!!

  108. Zyquux on January 24th, 2011 2:24 pm

    One does not simply dance into Degroot Keep…

    Also, relevant.

    EDIT: Made it into a link because I can't figure out how to post animated gifs… D:

  109. Zyquux on January 24th, 2011 2:32 pm

    The rest of us are Gentlemanly Trolls.

  110. TheUnknownNoob on January 24th, 2011 3:24 pm

    We are virgins.

    We do not have lives.

    Fear us.

  111. DM1293 on January 24th, 2011 3:34 pm

    BULL! I sent my email yesterday! So it wasn't funny, but it was sure as hell awesome.

  112. DM1293 on January 24th, 2011 3:45 pm

    Unfortunately Alpar….because of the rules of making jokes against him, we're set back about…oh…until Gabe Newell dies and his next fifty CEO's die along with him.

    This joke will never let him live it down.

  113. Kbman on January 24th, 2011 4:00 pm

    WE SHARE BIRTHDAYS!
    High Five.
    o/

  114. Ilikmudkips on January 24th, 2011 4:11 pm

    I think heavy broke the nutshell….if you get what i mean

  115. Ilikmudkips on January 24th, 2011 4:25 pm

    Hmm i think he was crushed by a dead body i dont know

  116. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 24th, 2011 5:46 pm

    They were prancing about with their heads full of eyeballs.

  117. Uzumakiclan43 on January 24th, 2011 6:19 pm

    Know what's even more Accurate than this?

    THIS.
    <img src="http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss50/RavenousRaptor/Halolz%20Images/AncientLasers.jpg?t=1295910844"&gt;
    Really, who would give an old civilization like that laser weapons?
    and, Achievement Unlock! 69 E-peen get!

  118. MoG on January 24th, 2011 6:26 pm

    -wipes monocal and shines top hat-
    truer words have never been spoken.

  119. MoG on January 24th, 2011 6:34 pm

    <img src="http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/mountainofemail.jpg"/&gt;

    your emails in there somewhere dm, somewhere…

  120. Red on January 24th, 2011 7:13 pm

    I don't know if it's bad or good that I'm tired all the time now…

    *sigh*

  121. Red on January 24th, 2011 7:14 pm

    at least the creeper didn't get it!

  122. Bobomberman on January 24th, 2011 10:09 pm

    That video completed me, thank you fine sir…..

  123. Deep Thought on January 24th, 2011 10:22 pm

    THAT LAST PANEL!

    That's our new Gaben troll picture!

  124. Deep Thought on January 24th, 2011 10:24 pm

    Asshole troll has given you -1!

    Gentlemanly Troll here to assist… +1!

    And for you folks at home keeping track… that makes you a sorrier bunch than myself!

  125. seanhl on January 25th, 2011 8:05 am

    can't let you do that never ending loop Paulrus

  126. C__F on January 25th, 2011 9:03 am

    Greetings, new one. Welcome to Halolz.

  127. C__F on January 25th, 2011 9:08 am

    +1 for actual Halo reference.

    Halo? In MY Halolz?

  128. DM1293 on January 25th, 2011 4:05 pm

    One day.

  129. Ogre on January 27th, 2011 8:27 pm

    The only redeeming value of this was the usage of Brodyquest.

  130. FalconDisciple on April 17th, 2011 5:15 am

    Demopan?

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