They see her sparklin’, they hatin’!
By Sparklewolfie, submitted by Rebecca P.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 24, 2011 · 11:38 AM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Pfft, that's nothing, you should see what Gary Oak's Pokewalker looks like; it's made out of girth!
Instead of the flowers it should've been a Roselia.
One question I must asketh, why?
I also have a funny pokewalker related story if anyone wants to hear it
This should be in a PSA about the horrors of BeDazzling…
I thought it was made out of Oak.
Relevant.
Anyone also notice for a change the Halolz watermark is pink for once in this submission?
Hey!
Give me back my Pokewalker!
Sooo… Pokewalker especially designed for shiny Pokemons?
Oh god……my eyes they burn although that could be the lack of sleep…….no I'm pretty sure it's that image 0.0
Psh no frilly ribbons and no rainbow sparkles? What an amateur pokewalker job.
Oak's too expensive.
Seconded! I'll grab the popcorn!
and I'll grab the hatchet for if he displeases us!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a poke's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and levels warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The Prof oaks' effect on man.
Whether you're a boy or
Or whether you're a girl,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the level breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY *gathers around DrSexington for story time, with a pitchfork incase the story sucks*
Since when was there a Pokemon Contest on accessorizing the PokeWalker?
Anyways, the accessories used are Pink Flower, White Flower, Silk Veil, Big Scale, and Pink Scale.
I'd think it would be easy to catch someone walkin' dirty.
Somebody give this man a free internet.
Next time on Pimp my Walker…
MorningMoon!
*Slaps MM*
How dare you!
*Takes away pitchfork and gives him a shotgun*
I thought they taught you this on the internet properly!
Don't tell me this PokeWalker belongs to Lady Gaga…
Oak will probably be in the next Minecraft update.
I don't even know how rare girth will be to find..or even worse: What it looks like.
I have scrumpy to share with you guys
Oh, and my frying pan in case we need to teach the storyteller to make better stories.
demopan.
Don't we already have it? Creepers, amirite?
It'll be pretty rare, but don't worry, once it's on your screen you won't be able to ignore it, so that should at least make it a little easier to gather.
Na, it's made out his extra gym badges!
You know he gets like 50 in every region, while everyone else only gets 8.
I'm waiting…
Gary Oak knows how to win poke' contests.
Getting 10 badges in a region is not enough, he must crush everyone's dreams.
*InB4YoDowgJoke*
I'm on Rapidash.
EDIT: Oops, I read it as an Old Spice joke, not a Minecraft joke. Oh well.
Doc: "Oh look, another internet." *throws it in the pile with the rest*
Shawn's been too greedy to trade for Pink as Hell paint every other time.
I'm in love
No thats the one covered in meat.
It's probably made of mahogany.
MAHOGANY.
So I'm pretty sure I sent in a perfectly good link in, involved badassery and zombies to Shawn. I have no idea where its buried in his inbox, but if its taking over a day to post it here, I can imagine how much spam he might get.
….but it still feels like a slap in the face to get a girl-blinged pokewalker as the most interesting submission for today for something I sent yesterday.
So you spend months preparing your Vaporeon for the Master rank beauty contest. After working out move combos, feeding it poffins, and maximizing its sheen, you enter the contest and give the performance of your life, with near perfect execution. Then who shows up with the ugliest Pokemon in the contest and gets a perfect score in every category with absolutely no effort at all?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
That explains the Psyduck.
Gary Oak may have tremendous girth and be a huge pimp, but apparently he doesn't understand the concept of gaudiness.
Best wood ever.
I thought we used shotguns for zombies.
Here, I brought a flamethrower.
We call that "Oakmanship".
*Glint*
MY EYES!
Who would ruin a perfectly good pokewalker?!? Bedazzling has gone TOO FAR.
Yo Boxey, I know you're waiting for a "Yo, Dawg" joke, and I'mma gonna let you finish, but Gary freakin' Oak is one of the best memes of all time.
OF ALL TIME.
I'm beginning to suspect that isn't Gary's Pokèwalker.
Isn't his made of pure Unobtanium?
Designed specifically for Twilight "Vampires"
And not just any mahogany, but mahogany from the planet of Malchior 7, where the threes are three hundred feet tall and BREATHE FIRE!!
STOUT SHAKO FOR A STORY
You sir, are invited to the mountain!
That'sssssss a nicccce comment you have there…
Quickly children, gather around the fireplace!
of course not. Hers has a glass coating with tiny metal shreds in it. Did I mention it's on fire?
No Paulrus! Stop killing, it's story truce time!
*shudders at reminder of tf2 manor event*
An honor of utmost gentlemanliness!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*trees*
If it belongs to Gary, EVERY Pokéwalker is especially designed for shiny Pokémon. And Arceus'.
He misses every single dance step.
Every.
SINGLE.
DANCESTEP!
*breaks down crying*
Now, now. There could be fire-breathing, ginormous threes. After all, you've never been there. *sage nod*
I know this is very much out of context, but I get a tear in my eye every time I see the near perfect standard of grammar this site has. ;__; You guys are the best… *sniff*
Don't worry, Zyq. We're still interested in where your posterior is seated, no matter the subject of a given conversation.
(Inb4Rapidashisnowdiamonds)
…you know, I notice that too. Maybe because anyone who makes one little mistake is instantly grammar hammer'd into the streets.
…Is it sad I thought this was a Tamagochi until I read the comments?
Hmm. That is an interesting grammar hammer. I wonder what fire-breathing threes look like. And since I have said it, it must now exist.
<img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/024/8/3/threes_by_shadowhilt-d37yhho.png">
IRONY HAMMER
Maybe it's* because
Grammar Hammer*
This wasn't that bad, though. The chance for an ironic Grammar Hammer was too good to pass up. Cheers!
As per the original Red/Blue Pokedex entry for Ponyta:
"Its hooves are 10 times harder than diamonds. It can trample anything completely flat in moments."
Pokemon did it first, everyone.
I smell another story!
Sexington said he'd a story to tell.
Most thought it great, and awesome and swell.
And both Alpar, Jade Catima, SentryGunner, MM
RickRollins, DimoMarg, C__F and Red,
even Vlauer and BoxeyBrown, all thought "Oh well"
"Time to pull out the shotguns, flamethrowers too.
And hatchets in case he this story up-screw.
If it is, this will be, a tragedy, a sorrow!
But if it is good,
he may leave here tomorrow."
I can't imagine what design they had for the werewolves of Twilight.
You smell something… Else… Too. *steps away*
what the hell? I mean seriously? Only in Japan they could do that.
That's what she said.
You, sir, win. Everything. Here, an internet does not suffice. Have a universe.
Be a shame if sssssssssssomething happened to it…
Hey I wonder how my pokewalker got here… *Sees everyone staring at it* I mean whose sissie pokewalker is this? I mean what kinda of girly person would do this to a pokewalker. Not me, because I'm a manly man… yeah…
*snatches pokewalker while out of sight*
oooh and streamers can't forget the rainbow streamers.
.__.
Okay, yeah, you got me.
…
No, there's no punchline. STOP HARASSING ME!
Extra gym badges and all those man-lifting Spearow he caught.
Don't forget Gigadrio.
Why thank you, you are too kind. I would like to dedicate this universe to the threes who helped to make this happen.
Amazing. +1 for you.
I can show you the world…
Shining, shimmering, splendid, Tell me Marzen, now when did you last let AI, decide…
I can open your eyes…
Take you wonder by wonder…over sideways, and under, and a big Gyarados ride!
No Dora. I'm fed up listening to you.
I think that Pokèwalker would have elemental swirls around it. It would burn, shock, AND freeze anyone who isn't as awesome as Gary that dares to touch it.
Truly!
…Wait, I'm not invited, aren't I?
Can't be much different.
<img src="http://www.zweg.com/ico/pedobear.gif" />
Excelent…
Gentlemen, an illustrious grin adornes my face at this moment. I will gladly embrace your off-topic comment with a hearty +1.
so… is it some kind of Hello Kitty version?
*looks at your epeen*
Nope.avi
POKEWALKER GOT A NEW HAT!
I daresay, it appears as though that light-red-and-white circular transport for portable atrocities is attempting to attract my attention! No, no, it appears as though the miscreant device is guiding me down a mysterious void. With my last utterance, I CURSE THEE, CANDLEJA-
Also, I'd like to see that thing actually work.
I managed to pawn off the troll cannon to get this.
*pulls out railgun*
Should I mount it on my raptor or my F-22?
Sonic, for you i give you one of my prized possessions.
The Golden kupo nut.
Dang. You took my joke.
ZE GOGGLES DO NUZZING!
GAY PRIDE IS FAAAAABULOUS!
I love the way so many people are all, "Oh my goodness, Pokewalker is awesome and ingenious, why did nobody think of this before?" I love it so much because I know Digimon did it first… over TEN YEARS ago. The real world Digivice.
Oh, and by the way boys and girls, Digimon did it better.
That is beautiful. I give Gary's Pokewalker two snaps up!
Give to the raptor to use while flying the F-22.
Also,
TYRANNOSAURS IN F-14s!!!
<img src="http://iconicionic.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/tyrannosaurus_in_f-14s.jpg" alt="Tyrannosaurs in F-14s"/>
Demitri Martin on glitter: "Don't worry, I make manly stuff like daggers and skulls."
my eyes you a-hole!! kill me!!
what is this digital atrocities that say good sir *kill myself for talking like that*
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yN1zeEk5JFk/TF0E4NtDI8I/AAAAAAAAABg/ocox_VGkPrY/s1600/BisonOfCourse.jpg" alt=/>
<img src="http://www.fortunesalwayshiding.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/excellent2.jpg" alt=""/>
*epiphany*
Male offspring of a female canine! You're right!
I'm pretty sure that was a Chinese newspaper there.
NEWCOMER!! Have a complimentary +1!
During the dance Dialga just stomps the other pokemon.
This is depressing, my pokewalker's crappy clip did nothing and it fell out of my pocket a few weeks back. :(
Mark my words, It will be higher than 69 one day!
ONE DAAAAY!
That must suck.
Word of advice, though. Duct tape fixes everything.
It might. Nothing to fix though. Its lost :( At least I didn't have anything good stored in it.
Hello! I am Sparklewolfie :P I was notified on my dA that this had been posted :)
To direct at some misconceptions:
Deco is very popular -- I am surprised so many people did not know that! Deco pokewalkers are fairly common to
I deco'd mine because it was cracked and scratched :( I actually like the non-deco version better haha
I am in Taiwan, not Japan
It still functions perfectly fine XD It's just like putting stickers on your laptop :P
Frills and ribbons work better on larger things like a DS. I use my Pokewalker on a daily basis and the surface area is small. I still want to be able to push the buttons and see the screen properly ;)
i know i found a dong shape in ff5 right by where you find shiva and a medakip in the game medabots rpg metabee version
I painted mine with acrylic paint and attached stuff to make mine a masterball