Need a spyspenser riiiiight here...

Wearing a paper mask with a dispenser drawn on it SEEMED like a great idea… but it doesn’t work as well as one would think.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 22, 2011 · 5:30 PM 
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Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Disguises, Failure, It's A Trap!, No Caption Needed, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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91 Responses to “Need a spyspenser riiiiight here…”

  1. FoxyMayo on January 22nd, 2011 5:33 pm

    DISPENSER SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!!

  2. Grammar Berzerker on January 22nd, 2011 5:34 pm

    These equipment updates are getting out of hand.

  3. Vlauer on January 22nd, 2011 5:36 pm

    I wonder, what would happen, If this spy sapped himself now….

    inb4 *TIEM PARADOX*

  4. Vosur on January 22nd, 2011 5:40 pm

    -Whacks the 'dispenser' with a wrench, seeing it get up and stagger away- Dagnabbit!

  5. Twilizer on January 22nd, 2011 5:44 pm

    Scout: Need a Dispenser here!
    Engineer: Dispenser comin' right up!
    *Engineer lays down the Dispenser*
    *Dispenser grows arms and legs*
    Scout: What the hell is this crap?

  6. Taiho on January 22nd, 2011 5:45 pm

    Its a trick, get an axe!

  7. tveye on January 22nd, 2011 5:49 pm

    Spy: Bite my shiny metal ass.

  8. AuraMaster on January 22nd, 2011 5:57 pm

    I think the spy's ready to "dispense"

  9. The_AntiVillain on January 22nd, 2011 5:57 pm
  10. Tadferd on January 22nd, 2011 6:00 pm

    Does this make the spy a robot? o.o

    If so, then we have a robot in disguise. >.>

  11. Alpar on January 22nd, 2011 6:01 pm

    Spy Dispenser jokes.

    Har.

  12. tmotom on January 22nd, 2011 6:07 pm

    Watch out Engie! He might sap himself!!

  13. uzumakiclan43 on January 22nd, 2011 6:11 pm

    Red Engineer(peering into distance): What's that?
    Blu Engineer: I don't know, but it looks like a Lukoil Dispenser!
    Red Engineer: Really? Ohboyoboyoboy! (runs into the distance, stabbing sound, indecipherable swear)
    Blu Engineer (Running up): Red! Red! What's the matter?
    Red Engineer(in death throes): It turned-URK-out to be a BP Dispenser.
    (Blue Engineer looks in the distance to see a Blue Spy slinking off into the distance He gives the Spy a very subtle thumbs-up.)

  14. Roflcopter419 on January 22nd, 2011 6:30 pm

    That would explain why the Pyro was hitting the dispenser with the axe yelling "I'M HELPING" (or a muffled equivalent of it, more accurately) earlier.

  15. zeldafan8 on January 22nd, 2011 6:34 pm

    Okay! Comment time!
    Wait….I've got nothin.
    *pulls out clipboard*
    Over 9000 joke? No.
    Zelda reference? No.
    Sunglasses and yeah? No.
    Card games on motorcycles? No.
    Jokes from my limited knowledge of hat-I mean team fortress 2? No.

    Any of you guys got anything?

  16. FutureGentlman on January 22nd, 2011 6:40 pm

    Gentlmen!
    On this day we have invented a new monster of TF2.
    Behold!
    The SPYSPENCER!

  17. Xyxoz on January 22nd, 2011 6:41 pm

    DiSPYnser goin' up!

  18. Ichiinu on January 22nd, 2011 6:47 pm

    Spyspenser be dispensin' backstabs.
    Or would it dispense more spys?

  19. Babalenong on January 22nd, 2011 6:54 pm

    that spy's cover will be blown fast when he's beaten to death because the engineer wants to upgrade the dispenser

  20. TheUnknownNoob on January 22nd, 2011 6:58 pm

    Eeeerectin' a spycheck!

    Actually, this would make a lot more sense if it were a spy disguised as a sentry. I mean, what engineer goes around smacking dispensers?

  21. oboewan on January 22nd, 2011 7:07 pm

    Does the Scout's mother know about this?

  22. Nyoron on January 22nd, 2011 7:17 pm

    THERES A SPAH IN MAH DISPENSER!

  23. MorningMoon on January 22nd, 2011 7:20 pm

    YO DAWG I HERD U LIEK TO SAP SO WE PUT A DISPENSER IN UR SPY SO YOU CAN SAP WHILE DISPENSING A SAP!

  24. SquidPowerUp on January 22nd, 2011 8:11 pm

    I looks like no-one got the joke :|

  25. Rain on January 22nd, 2011 8:13 pm

    What would happen if Engineer upgraded the Spyspenser?

  26. Rain on January 22nd, 2011 8:20 pm
  27. Red on January 22nd, 2011 8:27 pm

    Kinda old now, but…

    I CAME DOWN FROM MY MOUNTAIN FOR THIS?!?!?!?

  28. amped0808 on January 22nd, 2011 9:47 pm

    Looks like engie is out for revenge against the dispenser that sapped him.

  29. Brawling Bouse on January 22nd, 2011 10:53 pm

    That dispenser's a Decepticon!

  30. Jimmy on January 23rd, 2011 4:39 am
  31. DrSexington on January 23rd, 2011 4:41 am

    Reminds me of when I dominated a spy as an engie, crafty bastards

  32. kitsunechao on January 23rd, 2011 5:10 am

    remember when spy could had build a dispenser lvl 1? :P

  33. WheelMan1337 on January 28th, 2011 1:42 pm

    Hell, I'd still sap it.

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