Wearing a paper mask with a dispenser drawn on it SEEMED like a great idea… but it doesn’t work as well as one would think.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 22, 2011 · 5:30 PM
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DISPENSER SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!!
These equipment updates are getting out of hand.
I wonder, what would happen, If this spy sapped himself now….
inb4 *TIEM PARADOX*
GAMEPLAY PARADOX!
-Whacks the 'dispenser' with a wrench, seeing it get up and stagger away- Dagnabbit!
EXISTENCE PARADOX!
Scout: Need a Dispenser here!
Engineer: Dispenser comin' right up!
*Engineer lays down the Dispenser*
*Dispenser grows arms and legs*
Scout: What the hell is this crap?
Its a trick, get an axe!
Spy: Bite my shiny metal ass.
*Spy gets up*
YAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Hits Spy and throws Engie*
I think the spy's ready to "dispense"
meanwhile in Japan
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Does this make the spy a robot? o.o
If so, then we have a robot in disguise. >.>
inb4motorcycles
Spy Dispenser jokes.
Har.
Watch out Engie! He might sap himself!!
Red Engineer(peering into distance): What's that?
Blu Engineer: I don't know, but it looks like a Lukoil Dispenser!
Red Engineer: Really? Ohboyoboyoboy! (runs into the distance, stabbing sound, indecipherable swear)
Blu Engineer (Running up): Red! Red! What's the matter?
Red Engineer(in death throes): It turned-URK-out to be a BP Dispenser.
(Blue Engineer looks in the distance to see a Blue Spy slinking off into the distance He gives the Spy a very subtle thumbs-up.)
CARD GA-
Aw.
"Spy Robot"
Inspired by Asimev.
SPYSENSER ON ALPHA FORT
Engineer: Well spies were bein useless so I converted one into a Dispenser that follows you. SO YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY THAT AGAIN.
Scout: ;_;
Suicidal Dispensers? In MY 2-fort?
MY METAL BOY!
…some bullets from his revolver. To your face.
*sigh* here it goes.
Obligatory; "It's more likely than you think." Comment.
That would explain why the Pyro was hitting the dispenser with the axe yelling "I'M HELPING" (or a muffled equivalent of it, more accurately) earlier.
Okay! Comment time!
Wait….I've got nothin.
*pulls out clipboard*
Over 9000 joke? No.
Zelda reference? No.
Sunglasses and yeah? No.
Card games on motorcycles? No.
Jokes from my limited knowledge of hat-I mean team fortress 2? No.
Any of you guys got anything?
It's a trap!
Gentlmen!
On this day we have invented a new monster of TF2.
Behold!
The SPYSPENCER!
DiSPYnser goin' up!
Spyspenser be dispensin' backstabs.
Or would it dispense more spys?
that spy's cover will be blown fast when he's beaten to death because the engineer wants to upgrade the dispenser
Eeeerectin' a spycheck!
Actually, this would make a lot more sense if it were a spy disguised as a sentry. I mean, what engineer goes around smacking dispensers?
Hey, I saw that. You made a hat joke. That counts.
CANDLEJA-
Does the Scout's mother know about this?
THERES A SPAH IN MAH DISPENSER!
YO DAWG I HERD U LIEK TO SAP SO WE PUT A DISPENSER IN UR SPY SO YOU CAN SAP WHILE DISPENSING A SAP!
*Promptly shoots obo before he can finish his sentence*
Wheres you candlejack now?
Oh fuck….
BITCH, YOU AGAIN?!
*Charges Candlejack with chainaxe*
RAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
SPYSPENSER, TERRORIZE!
*Transforms into a Spy*
Gentlemen.
I looks like no-one got the joke :|
Yeah! Candlejack is finally dead!
Let's celebra
What would happen if Engineer upgraded the Spyspenser?
See, I'm the only one who's smart enough to keep his mouth shut.
You won't see me getting caught up in this whole Candlejack business after la-
yeah, it's too bad you rolled a 1
Watch out!
It's Spy Man!
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Kinda old now, but…
I CAME DOWN FROM MY MOUNTAIN FOR THIS?!?!?!?
I can't see it
Is the image a cloaked Spy?
Sell a bra? That's a weird thing to do after killing someone. You're weird. Weirdo face.
Or some sappers. To your teammates' buildings. Would that be cannibalism?
Dispenser sappin' mah Dispenser!
You came when you heard!
Heavy might do just that.
"SO FILLING!"
Aw damnit. Why didn't I fight Pyro Man first? *Uses Sniper Man's weapon*
Trolls getting 8 thumbs up? in MY Halolz? This is not more likely than we think, people!
How about "It's a trap!" Zeldafan?
Domo Origato, Mr. Spyboto.
It would transform into a Lvl2 Spyporter , Then to a Lvl3 Spy-gun which does nothing but try to land headshots on you with the Ambassador.
Which is the equivalent of overswinging your axe, then accidentally chopping off your wang.
Free suicidal dispenser check!
It seems this spy is more than meets the eye.
Scout: It's not that shiny.
Looks like engie is out for revenge against the dispenser that sapped him.
there is one quote to describe this.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT HERE!
Just one easy payment of 19 refined metal!
This is so backwards it made tmotom's comment reach the top of the list!
Me.
I'm technically a Troll. The difference is, I'm one you can't hate and you grudgingly give me +1's but in your mind you have a shred of respect for me.
Ergo thats why I am a spy. But with the guy fawkes mask, I am a revolutionary troll! I gave him +1's and you followed in suit. I trolled the troll. BUT IT WAS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE. Oh well.
Candlejack
*holds out pie*
See? I win. I'd like my prize n
Engie: That dispenser is a transformer!
Way to go DM1293, You created a time paradox so powerful that it has ripped the universe in half, opened the gates to Hell, and made pigs fly.
And also when I saw the Duke Nukem trailer
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Spy Man's no problem.
Air Man is the real problem: rel="nofollow">
No no no Primedawg. Hehehe. Hahaha. No no no no. Not those things. It wasn't THOSE things I'm known for.
No, my paradox was far more awesome. Yesss…you've just seen it. Its on this very website. The vaporware, suddenly turning solid? The impossible becoming possible? *taps watch* Its only a matter of tiiiiiime. Is it really that, time again? Ha. Hahahaha.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That dispenser's a Decepticon!
a matter of time until tomtom gets above -100 ep? it may just happen. *Shudders at that prospect*
Well no I was referring to the release of Duke Nukem Forever and next, Half Life 3.
Also we got a bit trolled here…
I appreciate the contribution primedawg, but I can't very well go saying the joke now can I?
"IT'S A TRAP!"
See? Now I look ridiculous.
Well Astartes don't have wangs, so HA!
And then the dispenser started spycrabbing.
That Bending Robot's a spy!
HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE SELF-SAPPIN' DISPENSER…
You didn't get Refined metal number 2 dude… Now you have to try and beat Demo Man to get the bomb shield to kill Pyro man…
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Reminds me of when I dominated a spy as an engie, crafty bastards
remember when spy could had build a dispenser lvl 1? :P
you are aware that templates like this are forbidden, right?
Niiice. A -- more unique -- reference.
p.. plus 1's? I… It feels… GOOD!
You will never dent my Epeen!
*shot* *Again*
Hell, I'd still sap it.