YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh…. wait I already own Super Meat Boy on Xbox AND Steam, I don’t think we really needed that Wii version anyway.
By Chelsea Livingstone (Player-2), submitted by Steven “the best damn person in the universe” Sokoloski
|
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 21, 2011 · 10:57 AM
  (277 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5) Loading ... |
|
Categories: Artistic, CSI, Failure, Nintendo, Sequential Art, Serious Business, Super Meat Boy, Team Meat · Leave a comment (136 Comments) |
 Share  |
Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Looks like this comic is the… FIRST of its kind.
*sigh*
Well, looks like it's gotta be me.
*ahem*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!…….
*walks away*
Sorry Team Meat, but Microsoft and Sony do…
*puts on sunglasses*
…what Nintendon't.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
At least it's not like…
(sunglasses)
Lives were at steak.
Thanks for taking one for the team. That was incr-
*Shades*
Edible.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! rel="nofollow">Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Damn, Nintendo really grills companies for the facts.
Off topic, but is your avatar a fucking gentlemanly Fumbi?
YEAH YEAH Y'ALL READY?
"Team Meat" is almost a palindrome. But not quite. This really annoys my left hemisphere for some reason.
Shades on top of glasses. Mind = Blown
Inb4 shades-on-top-of-glasses-on-motorcycles
Looks like Nintendo didn't…
*shades*
give 'em a ham.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
….. those are clip-ons.
God dammit, IntenseDebate.
You can say their staff is really BAKED.
Aren't you too old to watch Phineas and Ferb?
So…
No meat on my wii? O.o
That joke was bad and you should feel bad.
rel="nofollow">
Slightly aside, but I'd love super meat boy on the DS or 3ds.
There had better not be any shenanigans with sunglasses or motorcycles in the replies to this *shakes old man cane*
Imagine Meat boy with the Wiimote…. and now with pointing/shaking the Wiimote
DAMN Why did you have to bring that up? That's going to drive ME nuts now, too…
All they want is the raw truth.
Clip-ons are sexy and you know it.
<img src="http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j427/Grashbar/Sunglasses.png">
D-D-D-DOUBLE POST!
<img src="http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7196/steakr.jpg">
Sexier!
<img width="290" height="150" src="http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-45099678764984_2140_21110158">
Know what's going to make matters even worst than they currently are?
The game.
Yes. Yes I am.
That joke was old already and you should feel old already!
Talk about flaming your competitors.
Sunglasses on bispectacled visual enhancements on two-wheeled motorized vehicles!
Gotta love those loopholes.
Problem?
We should make Halo kill style post streaks.
DOUBLE POST!
TRIPLE POST!
OVERPOST!
POSTACULAR!
POSTROCITY!
POST-MORTEM!
POST-APOCALYPSE!
POSTMASTER!
Meat pun…. meat pun…. uh…… They really passed up a RARE opportunity?
More Horatio one-liners than you can shake a spear at.
Watch this. As soon as I post this, an old comment of mine will pop out of nowhere. I can now predict IntenseDebate lag, like a guy playing an FPS over a dial-up Internet connection over many years can predict player lag.
P-P-P-P-POST BREAKER!!!
you'd think they'd find some kind of MEDIUM.
Ya baby!
Never too old for a GOOD cartoon…
Well, it's good to see adults interested in what their kids watch
Sometimes I think alot of the people I see online died many many years ago, waiting for their signal to finally reach the server
POSTACHIO ICE CREAM!
Yeap. That means you can't Beat your Meat Boys on the Wii
And you certainly won't do it by waggling, wrangling and shaking your Wii(remote), either
I KNOW, I KNOW BUT I COULDN'T STOP MYSELF!! http://images.buddytv.com/usrimages/usr3323375/33…
I guess you were….
*Biker Goggles*
FED up with these memes.
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL (IN THE DUNGEON)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd say their chances are WELL DONE.
rel="nofollow">TF2? In MY dead memes?
We must revive this classic meme!
First i was confused
Then i was OHHHHHHHHHHH
I do not believe we play the game here on halolz. We are not 4chan.
Somewhere out there, you just KNOW there's a hermit who has secluded himself from the world to never lose the game. Ever.
OCD to the extreme.
There is a MEDIUM….WELL, there was one before Nintendo couldn't MEAT the requirements for publishers to really start putting good games on their TENDER little console that has no possible methods of differentiating itself from the competition now.
Looks like Nintendo will have to MARINATE in the fact that they're no longer different from other companies, especially if they cannot keep up with DLC.
I ran out of puns.
I rather like Spumoni.
Also if your posts have randomly…disappeared too Vabolo, I share your pain.
How? the capitals?
Damn, you were on a HOT streak, too…
Harry Potter, eh? Well… damn, nothin…
I've got to see if this works…
MOUNTAIN!
Well, I think he certainly cooked the competition in originality.
Yes, yes he did. In fact, he SMOKED us all!
You could say I'm a cut above.
Deal with it.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Man, these meat puns are really FRYING my brain.
My avatar is actually the Eye-of-X.A.N.A from one of my favorite old cartoons, Code Lyoko….with a tophat and monocle.
The punchline just took out half the comments
You're actin kinda SEARED, aren't ya?
Actually, I died back in '98.
Okay! So! Uh. This may not be the right picture to post it on, but I don't really want this to go unnoticed for those who played the most excellent spacebar rpg before. And this is one of those times where I can't pass up overly awesome reading.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/558516
I hope I don't get flamed for this from the Troll community.
MOM! Vabolo and Rain are making Phineas and Ferb jokes!
I just got electricity in my town here, and it's amazing, we even got one o' them fancy 5 inch televisions in our haberdashery! I can't believe all this got done by 1906!
But if he has secluded himself as to not lose The Game, how can he not start thinking about it when he starts thinking about why the hell he secluded himself in the first place?
Aw foo. You are not AS awesome as previously indicated. Still awesome, just not that much.
But you are most definitely NOT ready.
Does anyone else think that the whole CSI YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! meme should be be called the CSI: Miameme?
pal·in·drome (pal'in-drom')
n.
1. A word, phrase, verse, or sentence that reads the same backward or forward. For example: A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
2. A segment of double-stranded DNA in which the nucleotide sequence of one strand reads in reverse order to that of the complementary strand.
Hint: we aren't talking about deoxyribonucleic acid here.
Shades…on top….of GLASSES!?
exactly! A man has a capital, and so does Panama! … Oh. I guess i was reading it Taem Meat or sumthin like that
Somebody call Punman!
That is correct, he is not AS awesome as you thought.
HE IS MORE AWESOME THAN THAT. *gives Zeldafan8 a +1*
THE HORROR!!!!!!!
Yes. WELL DONE. WELL DONE.
This, sir, is the most epic review I've ever seen. And that's including all of Yahtzee's stuff as well!
OH! Clever! If you were royalty, you would be SIR LOIN!
YES
You certainly won't be doing any of that with the Wii condoms either. (You put them on your motion sensitive controller).
Now reviving: classic meme
AHHHHH charger!!!!!! get it off me!
Ended game is ended.
I think Nintendo is just hot.
My brain is ROASTED from trying to come up with a good meat pun.
Drinking. Just bottles of rum everywhere.
*fires up troll cannon*
*finishes reading statement*
*yells into intercom*
ABORT! ABORT!
"I cannae stop dis ting from firin, sir. She's at critical mass alreadae!"
FIND A NEW TARGET!
*troll cannon fires a month into the future*
NO!
Damn it! I actully post this before but nobody notice it.
+1 anyway.
Huh. I wonder what thats going to hit.
Yahtzee: "SothenewearlyreviewerreleaseofDukeNukemForever *SHOOOM* Is actually the best game EVER RELEASED IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORIES. I'm serious, the artwork is gorgeous the bump mapping is as curvy as the space-time continuum and the firefights are actually INTERESTING."
Hopefully it'll hit Courage Kratos.
*Scrubs Flashback*
BECOME A GOD
INSPIRE SPARTANS TO MAKE BITCHIN DOCUMENTARY
… It's still not funny
I guess it BOILED before you can come up with any more puns?
Yes but its Kratos being less of a dick.
If you can make it any funnier AND less of him being a dick, by all means try.
I'm sorry, but I've been too scarred by Kratos to think of anything
BECOME A GOD
CAUSE MORTALS TO SUFFER HORRIBLE MEMES
DR. OCTAGONAPUS!!! BLAH!!!
SECONDED.
maybe they're clip-ons?
This might help out.
<img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/velociraptors.jpg" alt="Raptor Fort"/>
Can't get up off floor…
Laughing too hard…
Need to make witty comment…
Put "A man a plan a c" in front of a mirror. Or better yet, reverse it in your head. Unless you are trolling, then use magnets.
I want everything to be narrated like that from now on. Especially Lucky Charms commercials.
I never thought of that. Goddamn csi jokes ruining my smartness!
TIMMYYYYY….. T.
POSTALITY
These puns need a new direction, or they'll get MOLD
A genuinely horrible pun. I'm not sure whether to applaud you or dump my brain into bleach. I'll just leave this +1 here, then.
I feel you. My brain SIZZLES, too.
Better SPICE up the jokes.
There better not be glasses under those shades under those goggles.
Gentlemen exploiting Loopholes?
That DOES help.
Despite my intense dislike of puns, I AGREE.
Thank you for helping me help you help us help us all.
Wait…what?
HOLY F**KING JUMPING JESUS!
All these meat puns are giving me a BONEr…
BOO! BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(you have been boo'd off of the internet. do not come back. we will find out. IMMEDIATELY.
Fuck Yeah
But seriously. I've been building my kingdom in minecraft, so I'm not consistantly reading comments.
As soon as I get the screenshot working… (stupid Crapple)
*Barrel rolls out of the way
Wii condoms… Wii MEAT again…
I don't build kingdoms in minecraft… I build Creeper-traps! I have like 50 creepers stored away… all it is is a narrow passageway (1 block wide, 2 blocks tall) and i put random pits in the floor, and when i find a trapped creeper, i put some dirt over him. then i laugh. all night. every night. forever.then i try to make them breed with 2 in 1 pit. dont work tho
well, they all seem to be a bit… you know… (in appearance)
maybe they're all male.
My kingdom is this:
1. My awesome mountain house w/infinity pool
2. A monster trap (never really used it)
3. "ruins" (the foundations of a house I decided not to build after like an hour or so)
4. a "dig site" (the basis of a massive mountain I attempted to build and put an even cooler house on, but abandoned for several reasons (time location etc))
5. A village with three houses (at my spawn)
6. (this took a while) a mountain floating in the sea with a brick house on top, an infinity pond and a hidden area (for boats? haven't decided)
7. A walled town (nearby mine) with three houses, a storehouse and an underground storage area (mainly for dirt and gravel, etc)
8. A sand 'mine' (or whatever you'd call it)
9. A rest house
10. A glass fortress (pretty neat actually, but very small)
…Lastly…
11. A pikachu/raichu shaped monument (used as a beacon for when I'm fooling around on a boat) floating in some water.
These are linked together by "Routes" marked out by torches. Most of it forms a loop, since I built the rest house.
My best & favorite is (1), by far!
i dug straight down, stopped a few blocks short of the magma, hollowed out a space, unveiled the magma, and made stairs to the surface, then expanded the hole into a trench across the chunk, and now have a monster free area, thanx to some torches. then i built a stairway to heaven, and have a metropolis in the cloudsssssssssssss… still buildin it
I came back. What are you gonna do about it?
Here are some shots of mah house! (I finally figured out how to do it!!!) http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/222378/6991… http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/222373/6567… http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/222375/4042… http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/222376/1989… http://www.uploadscreenshot.com/image/222380/3529…
For your question; my answer is
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
^^^
Same
Use the boost to get through..?
i dont get it.
i REALLY dont get it.
Hai is Japanese for Yes…so, I feel compeleld to do this….
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
You, sir, have misfired. It fired 10 weeks into the future, as you can plainly see he-WHAM!
make 50 accounts to -1 you, maybe…