Darwin's Theory of Pokemon Evolution

Blasphemy! Pokéscience has no room for your radical theories on “natural selection!”
All Pokemon were created by a single almighty being! (…Nintendo)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2011 · 9:41 AM 
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158 Responses to “Darwin’s Theory of Pokémon Evolution”

  1. DeadCivilian on January 20th, 2011 9:43 am

    If only hitting animals with rocks made them evolve in real life.

  2. Wetmang on January 20th, 2011 10:08 am

    For Darwin, cock fighting just wasn't enough…

  3. Pantherox on January 20th, 2011 10:21 am

    Where is your Satoshi Tajiri now?

  4. Linkman15 on January 20th, 2011 10:23 am

    Yes but does he remember the name of his grandson?

  5. Aboithagameboi on January 20th, 2011 10:32 am

    Omastar, Blastoise, Cloyster, Exeggcute and Togepi shells.
    Horsea and Seadra in jars.
    Stuffed Pikachu, Parasect, Pidgeotto, and Pidgeot.
    Charmander, Charmeleon, and Charizard skulls.
    A map of Kanto AND a setch of the S.S. Anne.
    11 books.
    Some weird… light thingy…..
    And an ink bottle.

    He's got 99 items.

    But a Dex aint one.

  6. Aboithagameboi on January 20th, 2011 10:33 am

    Only Gen I?

    imokaywiththis.jpg

  7. TheUnknownNoob on January 20th, 2011 10:35 am

    HERESY! >=C

  8. Annonith on January 20th, 2011 10:41 am

    If natural selection theory was true, Magikarps wouldn't exist.

  9. killercartoons on January 20th, 2011 10:45 am

    What?

    MAGIKARP is evolving!

    Press B to cancel.

    6.5 Millions years later, MAGIKARP evolved into GYARADOS!

  10. Ichiinu on January 20th, 2011 10:56 am

    Psh. It's obvious that the entire Pokemon realm was created by a being with 1000 tenta- I mean, arms >_> <_<

  11. Rain on January 20th, 2011 10:57 am

    And doesn't forget his grandson's name

  12. Rain on January 20th, 2011 11:03 am

    How would Darwin explain the existence of MissingNo.?

  13. nemb94 on January 20th, 2011 11:09 am

    The original pokemon master?

  14. meinmattias on January 20th, 2011 11:11 am

    The Catholic Pokéchurch won't be thrilled with this…

  15. Flamerider on January 20th, 2011 11:54 am

    You know that picture of that Ape with Darwin's head on it?
    That's his pre-evolved form.

  16. uzumakiclan43 on January 20th, 2011 12:21 pm

    *looks a little closer*

    Togepi is found with Exeggcute? THIS IS MIND-BLOWING!

  17. MasterLuigi452 on January 20th, 2011 1:03 pm

    History in my Pokemon???
    Oh wait… Legendary Pokemons do have history…
    Nevermind.

  18. Giroro91 on January 20th, 2011 1:50 pm

    If in the Pokemon universe, the animal kingdom is replaced completely by Pokemon, then what are humans?

    Thanks, Darwin.

  19. AuraMaster on January 20th, 2011 2:05 pm

    His final words: "I am not the least afraid to faint."

  20. EphEphEcksIII on January 20th, 2011 2:23 pm

    That jacket he's wearing is pimp status.

  21. zeldafan8 on January 20th, 2011 3:02 pm

    Finally, someone who can offer theories about what pokemon life was like over 9000 years ago. Were all pokemon made of rocks? What did they eat before pokemon food became readily availible? Surely the occasional berry plant was not enough. Did trainers throw cave balls? Who was the first person to discover flamethrower? So many questions, so little time.

  22. Red on January 20th, 2011 4:01 pm

    His expeditions in the Orange Islands are quite famous…
    …OR…
    Looks like he caught 'em all,
    for SCIENCE!

  23. Red on January 20th, 2011 4:02 pm

    He's too busy being ON A BOAT!!!

  24. spplmj on January 20th, 2011 4:04 pm
  25. BTSnoogans on January 20th, 2011 5:07 pm

    Darwin has proven through one picture that he is much better at the study of pokemon than Prof. Oak.

  26. Ataeru on January 20th, 2011 6:03 pm

    that's actually very cleaver. I would never of thought up Darwin theory of evolution with pokemon.

    oh and shawn, the pokemon world does have natural selection. just look at kabuto and the rareness factor.

  27. LDSilvian on January 20th, 2011 6:59 pm

    All Pokemon were created by a single almighty being! (…Creatures)
    fixed.

  28. FutureGentlman on January 20th, 2011 7:05 pm

    This man is out of his mind!
    He believes that we evolve from Primapes and Infernapes!
    Why that would make humans violent, easily agrivated savages who tend to fight with their fist and use fire to defeat their enemys!

    wait…

  29. Mentlegen on January 20th, 2011 7:19 pm

    Are you an evolutionist or a creationist?

  30. Red on January 21st, 2011 1:09 am

    Anyone else having troubles commenting?
    I've replied to some, but they've shown up on others halfway up/down the page,
    and replies to comments aren't showing up 100% either.

  31. Ichiinu on January 21st, 2011 1:32 pm

    Do you open the door?
    >yes
    You've been eaten by a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

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