Two different games, two very different crafting systems!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 16, 2011 · 2:33 PM
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Shawn, you crafty bastard…
Your comment looks like a recipe for success. (and maybe a hat)
trading diamond helmet for vintage pumpkin helm
"STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"
-Demopan
Make any joke you want you know I look good….
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blue shell
Star
Some people just don't understand Humor.
You forgot another process in crafting a TF2 hat.
Spam ANYONE HAS X ITEM on the chat pane to get more items.
Team Fortress 2 has become evil.
lighting orb
wait,damit,wrong game
like a man ready to have a picnic on a battlefield…
There are over 100 hats… 8 of which matter, because they're part of a set.
I haven't played TF2 since my laptop broke a few months ago, and I haven't played Minecraft ever (not counting the demo)…
I feel so left out.
Nice, +1
If you know how to make player skins, you can have infinite hats in minecraft. You just can't wear three at once.
Now all we need is a Pokemon submission and we've filled our quota… again
In the Team Fortress universe, there is no such thing as cloth. There is only materials crafted from the corpses of many fallen weapons that resembles something LIKE cloth. That is why you need so much scrap materials.
You ALSO have a chance of shoving 54 to 75 weapons into a box…and when you open it, SOMEHOW you have created absolutely nothing except for the ability to remove your standard issue hat.
In the Minecraft universe, you can ride a pig and find diamonds and fight exploding penises.
…Really you lose no matter where you go.
'STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"
This was also forgotten.
once that star is done i shall red shell you
quick! someone recreate one of the other pokemon regions in minecraft/make a pokemon skin for TF2 and submit it!
One point that is forgotten:
In Minecraft, crafting is an essential and integral part of the game, making the gameplay richer and the game more interesting.
In Team Fortress 2, crafting is an almost useless (unless you wish to craft a special weapon, but who does that, seriously?) and yet, everyone and their dog trades for crafting ingredients. This has caused a significant drop in the quality of the gameplay and has thus made the game less interesting.
Minecraft cost me 14$ during alpha, and is improving as time goes on.
TF2 cost me 19,99$, and is seeing the quality of its gameplay go down due to tradesmen and idlers (the very few of them).
To put it shortly, the game.
You can make a skin of a small hat slightly slanted so that you can draw another hat on it.
Then grab a regular hat. Presto! Towering pillar of Oh My God What Have You Drawn On Your Head With a Hat.
….Am I the only one who wants "In Cows We Trust" to be put on a shirt?
At least you understand humor.
I have no joke, but I'm semi-close to 69 E-Peen! :D
why you delete "first", Mr. Fastest Man Alive?
then it doesn't make any sense
You should, LeDouche. Go crawl back under your rock.
Crafting in the Real World…
1 Newspaper
<img src="http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r71/Panterox/papertop.jpg" border="0" alt="papaertop">
I killed 8 cows and only got one leather.
I hate minecraft.
Then I dug my first pit, and found DIAMONDS.
I LOVE MINECRAFT!
I found my first ever diamonds today, seriously.
I am so freakin' happy.
Nope.avi
No, No you are not….
do want
whats that? i couldnt hear you over my house made of diamonds
(currently) LAST
Your IntenseDebates description: I see what you did there.
Two words: Chain breeding
I lost…
xD
I will sacrifice a freewill offering to you and I will praise your name, O LORD Of All Hats, have all these weapons and please bless my head with coolness.
You crafted Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative.
…WHY LORD? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!
<img src="http://mob446.photobucket.com/albums/qq185/steams_baconeggs/th_Gabe_Trollface.jpg" alt="Gabeface">
That hat is so classy that it has another shirt(?) on it.
That's a nice diamond house you have there. It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.
The cow is now diamonds.
Thank you for delaying HL2:Ep.3 yet again.
I believe the expected release location is now the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
lost what ?_?
The top looks like a magazine instead of the Newspaper good sir.
ruining weapons for a hat? wear your weapon as a hat! shoot people with shotguns tied to your face! what could go wrong?
edit: You know how much time it costs to craft tf2? well to craft the amount of cakes required to feed the tf2 maker you need 2000 flour, 1443 sugar, some milk, 645 eggs etc. one long ass quest.
no crafting system is complete without over nine thousand visits to the corresponding wikis.
I will just leave this here. http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&com…
Because, sadly it was hurting my E-Peen.
god dam it man,that is the most round about way i have ever seen to make people lose
also,its hallirous,so +1 for you
Don't you mean, "it would be a ssssshame"?
What can I say, "Trolling is a art".
You should get that checked out.
Cheap hats!? Why didn't anyone tell me this before!? *goes to buy minecraft*
When did he claim it was pure newspaper?
No one understands when I'm first….
Anyway, on-topic E-Peen deflating, In my Halolz?
Free E-Peen check today!
wait a second…
a Gru and an ambasador dont smelt!
and neither do jarate and a backburner!
This chart is a lie!
And you also have a 3% chance to not get a hat at all.
Seemingly 3% though. For when you least expect it…the Gabe Newell Troll rips your hat off of your class' head.
Ah, but at least we didn't kill innocent cows to get our hats.
At least we get free meals, right?
You did kill many innocent spycrabs in the process, tho.
I always find this very weird..
Wooden pickaxe can mine rock…
What's next?
Creating a water fall with one bucket of water?!?
Speaking of Minecraft, my mountaintop abode just got an infinity pool installed. If you want to come visit, it is fine, but beware the drop!
ALSO…
forge steel weaponry… with bare hands
NO INJURIES!!!
(troll physics)
INFINITE WATERS
(/troll physics)
E-Peen? In my Spy?
It's more likely than you think.
+1, just so I can see The Flash with a top hat and monocle.
*Points at own avatar picture*
The Game.
I still don't get how one processes logs into wood without an axe.
"Weapons are a base unit of all combat"
This is going to need some explaining.
100+ hats…. and I have all of two. ._.
dame you made me loss the game
"Are you sure you want to know more?"
erm, site, you just said it was a mind virus. So no.
I tried to craft 54 sandwiches together real life, but it made a really crappy hat afterwards.
Maybe relevant?:
<img src="http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/6165/zeldamap.png">
The admin in a forum i'm on made this. He's not finished.
HUZAH!
bordom wins again
Craftin' a dispenser here!
Don't run! Its just STEEL!
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Oh my god the kid in the helmet…
It would be very…
*puts on shades*
…flashy
YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sssssssssssssssss…
*whistles oldspice jingle*
Hey! I didn't give that guy permission to snap a photo from atop my mountain!!!
And then the market for Pokemon chain breeding goes through the roof within a year
a la The Graduates and Plastics…
with your bare hands!
I was tempted to use a scout skin and go on multiplayer and say that nonstop
…in minecraft ofcourse
No can do! I am dragging a banana peel behind me!
Is that a sillouhette of a Bill’s hat?! Pffffft I WISH getting a Bill’s hat was that easy. >.<
then i shall activate my star power and plow though those peels
emergency bail!
*drives off of track (which I assume is rainbow road)*
BULLSHIT
Bill's hat is uncraftable
*turns that thing you like into diamonds*
*throws a tantrum*
wow… silly me for thinking this was an unfinished Missingno at first >_<
I really need to go back and play the older games again…
manly Karate. And then you splinter that into sticks with the sheer force of your awesome. And glue to rocks to one of them and make a sword. It's all quite logical.
BULLET BILL COUNTER! Knock you right off the road, I will, with or without your puny star!
Wow, so does that mean Heavy had lead poisoning since the sandvich was in the game?
Well it looks like you need to build your house made out of diamonds all over again dekuscrub…..Welcome to Minecraft.
You know, I'm curious, what's the prize for winning The Game?
You know, I really don't get the point of this trading busine --
*You have found a Gentleman's Gatsby!*
Oh my god! HEY, WHO WANTS A GENTLEMAN GATSBY? I'LL TRADE YOU FOR A SOLDIER'S HAT!
You all think you can't be stopped, can ya? What with your bananas and your 3 shells magically circling your car and your mushrooms and your stars that makes you invincible. Well guess what? I have lightning Motherfucker, and I aint afraid to use it!!!
Nothing. You don't "win"; you just try not to lose. Think Perpetual Stalemate.
I feel rather silly right now, but which area is this? My first guess is somewhere in Hoenn. My Inner Pokemon nerd is raging at me right now.
Not at all.
It's the original Legend of Zelda map.
Ah. I feel better now. I wouldn't know since I haven't played the original Legend of Zelda.
speaking of minecraft i have recently tried to connect to the halolz minecraft server but i cant did it get taken down or something?
What a nice dissssspenssser you got there..
GO PLAY IT! >=U
Every time I started new game in Minecraft I was also finding diamonds in my first pits :D
Come back when you're 68. That's how we do things around here.
Good thing you just so happened to activate Peaceful mode!
That's exactly what happened to me when I only had a 20% chance when it came to crafting a specific Heavy hat.
That one 20% chance resulted in the Tough Guy's Toque. The one hat I did not want.
I cried.
I didn't know what I was looking at…
Not one of the versions of Hyrule I was fond of
Mima and my computer are now diamonds?… I don't think this is improvement.
Will it be made of leather?
The back can say
"Their sacrifice was not in vain."
Get 1 paddle and 1 chainsaw
Tape them together
???
Gets a dual chainsaw on a paddle
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/3395803.jpg?v=1&…
Better hat?
We must venture into craftin… FACIAL HAIR! you know you want it…
But… that cow is a SPY!!!
Same here
absolutely… and she can proudly say: I'm under a boat!!
There there…I made 3 random hats, resulting in 2 hats for the heavy and 1 for the sniper ( the only classes I don't enjoy playing).
Also found 4 hats, 3 for the same class, another one for the sniper.
The trading system was a blessing, altough I heard it ruined some good servers with flood and afk's (luckly in brazilian servers, no one seems to be interested in trading anymore).
My kart has a lightningrod.
Alrighty Then.
PROFIT!
Done and done.
That's one of my favourites from that site.
…. >_<
I'd like to add the Monster Hunter version:
Slay 100 of a particular breed of large nasty monster.
Craft complete armor set from its carves / rewards.
Great, now you are perfectly suited to slay said monster…
Too bad you now have no need to ever slay said monster again.
I now have 68.
I have not joke, but I have 68 E-Peen, help me get to 69?
I guess you could say.
*Sunglasses*
This was a triumph
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anyway, can anyone help me with the top hat and monocle?
Contact Chibimetroid on Deviantart if you can.
69. *Hands you a license to go home and be a gentle man.*
but there is no glue in minecraft! the only thing I can think of that's sticky is…
…
…
…
…
…
blood
or homemade mayo
You people and your findin' hats. I've yet to … find… one….. T_T
WHY!? I'VE PLAYED YOU RELIGIOUSLY, CAN'T YOU GIVE ME EVEN ONE!?
Louis says: "PEELS?!?!?"
in order to make 167 hats in TF2 you would require OVER 9000 weapons!
The sad thing is, even if you spent all those weapons makin' that sword, yoooou'd probably make an axe instead.
Did you really need to make 2 chains of that?
Innocent cows?
They knew what they did.
They knew.
I'm not letting you anywhere near my "dispenser" with that flamethrower.
I think we need to hold a ceremony to welcome in fellow gentlemen…
Like signifying the date and time of hat adornment
You son of a bitch… leading me on with this TF2 has decreased in value pity party and then dropping that bomb on me?
I commend you for your originality and applaud your natural ability to troll.
I meant to not.
You don't need to purposely drive off the path there…
Magic. The best god-damned explanation for things video game makers are too lazy to explain themselves.
But, but my car is made of rubber…
ssssssssssssssshame if a sssssspy wasssss to ssssssssap it
They make quite nice busssssinesssssssssss partnerssssssssssssss
…must….resist…..
…on motorbikes….
And people call minecraft a waste of time… Who's inefficient now???
dont forget the building of a shelter in minecraft :P.
Do you have the string shako, I'm offering 2 redstone for it?
Minecraft is better.
T'is true, but what about the heavy? No facial hair for the heavy? :/
just ms paint it.
i did mine on illustrator
hehehehehe
WHAT IS THIS?! A +1?!?!?!? it…. it feels…. good!
Actually, some set hats give a bonus when you have the whole set. But on their own, no point. Speaking of which, I REALLY want a frickin' milkman. Seeing the bs I have to go through to (maybe) get it… not sure the 25 hp is worth it.
FUUUU!
But seriously, I visit trade servers, and that's the only place I make trades with people I don't know. I make special weapons for specific loadouts, i.e. Degreaser/Axtinguisher.