If looking at the fortune teller’s sign in A Link to the Past today doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable, consider yourself extremely lucky.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 15, 2011 · 2:39 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
*sigh*
i hate you internet
and yet i cant leave you
I don't get iOHGOD!
Link's hair is pink! D:
This one is a bit of a stretch..
Old school internet trolling? In MY Halolz?
But its really not that bad on the whole.
Alt Joke -- I feel bad for the goats who have to see this. I mean, Link's tearing up the grass!
…i don't get it
*stares at picture* hmm well i don't quiet see it, maybe it's a oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
goatse ._.
Can't be unseen.
Why, why, why can't it be unseen?
My industrial strength brain bleach has failed me yet again.
I should never have purchased it from that gypsy with the costco badge.
GRAMMAR HAMMER
I*
quite*
Considering this is the previous submission:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-rapetrain.jpg" alt="Rape Train"/>
I see what you did there, Shawn.
OH GOD! … what's that light at the end of the 'tunnel' ?
*Looks at picture*
I don't get wha…
*Looks closer*
OH SWEET KHORNE! SOMEBODY GET ME THE BRAIN-BLEACH!
Wow. I think I hate you, but I can't help plus1ing anyways.
Link REALLY shouldn't get the treasure in that tiny hole.
And the coup de grace will just be Courage Kratos.
"See Unholy Trinity"
"SCOWL."
That explains why the fortune teller restores my hearts every time I…
Oh God.
The Internet-
It doesn't have a front door.
You sir are the luckiest man in the universe.
…
And/or blind as a bat.
I guess we're both extremely lucky.
Never mind… I see it, now…
All i see is two dinosaurs after a glowing ball….and a pink haired link
waait……FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Every time I get out, they pull me back in!
You are not alone.
Someone please explain?
Eye-Bleach here! http://eyebleach.com/
Ask google about it.
Am I the only one who didn't see some kind of horrible stretching, and instead saw a 16-bit shoop-da-woop? Did the skull statues flanking it's gaping maw not tip him off to some horrible fate -at all-?
I'm firin' my alternative perspective lazar, kids.
Trust me. This is one of those time ignorance really IS bliss.
I COULD look at the fortune teller's sign with no problem before this post…
Dammit Internetz
Now that's a puzzle you don't wanna solve…
Nope… nothing. But then again the acual picture didn't make me that uncomfortable. I guess I'm one of the few, the proud, the disturbed minded people of this world
My train of thought:
"I don't get this. I really don't get this. Am I the only one who doesn't get thi- OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I JUST GOT IT."
And then I proceeded to apply blunt force trauma to my head, in an attempt to forget. So that at least one piece of my childhood may remain intact.
Good news! Its still a suppository!
The skulls are the remains of those who entered unprepared.
This is true. Look at rules 34 and 35. After obeying the two rules, apply eye bleach directly to the indicated area.
IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
makes you wonder where his other hand is
I are confunded? I mean, I guess the whole building looks a bit like a face, but i'm not seeing how that's humorous…
http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/077/080/origin…
OMG this isn't another TF jocke!!!!
I can belive you guys! someone is being REALLY creative today
meh, it was late
IDK if I see it, does it have anything to do with the anus?
i don't get it, even after reading all of ^ these people's comemnts ^
I'll count this as one of my blessings…
*sees image*
Well, yeah, it's the Fortune Teller's house. What's so strange ab-- *sees what the image is calling attention to*
Oh, fuck you, Internet. FUCK YOU.
………….. SPHINCTER! :U
Looks like Link… Is in a TIGHT SPOT! Bahahahaha!!
You sir are a great man.
-_- ….
Your joke is disappoint.
You just love the -1's don't you…
Fortune Teller: Now, Link. Stare into my crystal ball and tell me what you see.
Link: Ok, let's see here. That looks like… OH GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!!!
Fortune Teller: HAHA! What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Link: I'm gonna go throw up now.
"TINY" hole? Are you SURE you got the reference?
You guys are responding like this is a new development of the internet.
I don't get it… Does my mind need to be more in the gutter or something?
I honestly do not get this. I need somebody dirtier than me to explain it.
I… don't get it…
Its weird how right after the rape train submission this one comes along…Hmmmm…..
*Pyro appears from the aether*
….Boooooooo….
*Pyro disappears*
you only think youre getting out
in reality, youre just going in deeper
MINDFUCK!
No brakes? That explains how it plowed right through into the next Halolz submission. Somebody stop it!
I really dont get it…..explain plz
"That joke was bad and you should feel bad!"
You go to a fortune teller so that you can see the future;
I guess that would have been helpful here!
seriously ive been looking at the image then the comments for a while now and I dont get it.
all I see are skulls in front of an odd texture for a wall, a sign showing for a fortune teller and link with pink hair.
You saved me a trip to Mountain-Mart!
Yeah, I'm not getting it either. This isn't exactly a widely circulated internet joke. Yet something tells me I don't want this explained to me. I think I'll stick to ignorance for this one.
You are indeed a hero to us all.
*bleaches, blinks*
Oh my Gary Oak…there are colors in the world… o.o
Don't feel too bad about it. I don't see anything either…
It's still a Zelda game reference, isn't it?
Good sir, you are of league to use the Tophat and Monocle of proper status.
I need a user to give a long and witty retort to this question on a comment-based opinion system to explain what the hell this is suppose to be. And please tell me if its dirty.
Haha get it? Cause the crystal ball kinda sort of from a distance in a dark room while squinting looks like a penis! heh heh… yea….
Is this an alternate gateway into Minecraft's Nether Zone?
ENTER THE VOID!
It’s been several minutes, and I only slightly understand what might be going on.
Your lucky you don't.
;_;
At first i was neutral, then i was puzzled, then i started thinking, then my mind was blown and i proceeded to eyebleach.com
Oh fuck off, internet! The memories of those images were repressed for a REASON.
I shall let my friend Professor Wikipedia explain. Professor?
Not sure if serious…
I think I get it, but I'm not sure….
The sign looks like goatse; is that it? If so: meh you coulda' done better.
Good news! It's a suppository!
well thats disturbing to know, But its not the first time I heard about this kind of act. and I still don't see it here. IDK
but what if i was gay?
Yeah, that guy should've brought some eye and brain bleaches before entering the dark parts of the Internet.
Not sure if want…
Good. See to it that you still don't get it.
Hm… Some things have been seen to many times to be misenterpreted… Unless ofc im used to it, in which case I need to see my shrink more often 0.o
This site has a guys version, so yeah.
no, he is the GREATEST man in the whole world
hey, i'm really close to 69
Congratulations, you are normal.
Seriously I don't see it either. Even after reading the comments.
And that, guys, is the last time ALTTP will ever be innocent
A plus one just to help you get there.
I almost felt sorry for the guy then I looked at his description…
Please tell me you were trolling when you typed that.
PLEASE then we can get your -1s off.
I honestly don't know what I'm looking for.
I'm either blind or bloody lucky…
Luck is all that stands between them and eternal fear.
If blunt force trauma does not work, .44 magnum does.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Sadly after looking at this and finding out what exactly it is I was looking at…all I could think of is that part in AMV Hell 0 "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!! Corn!"
fuck… never mind
After Link came out he promptly took a cold shower.
Oh god I finally get it. Makes me wonder why I bothered in the first place after reading the comments about how bad it is…
Why is kirby in links body? OH haha, a kirby is gay joke.with a goatse…
Im gonna stop my Lets Play of Link to the past just for this.
Ohh my god! I just got the joke! An asshole? Aww, GROSS!
Yes. There is trolling everywhere. Let the trolling consume you! Feel it course through your bod-… Ohh my god! I just got the joke! That's almost worse than me!
i dont get it… is it suposed to be a bung hole or something?
DAMMIT GUYS MENTAL IMAGES!
Yet I still +1d you ._.
What just happened;
*looks at picture* I don't get the problem…
*looks at comments* OH GOD.
And don't forget the mental scarring….
Definitely cant forget the mental scarring
:'(
Sonofabitch.
I got it ;__;
Pfft. So you're a troll. *Adjusts tie* I'm a PROFESSIONAL troll.
I see what you did there.
And I kind of wish I didn't. T^T
Ahem. Gentletrolls?
Be sure to point it out to your viewers first!
My god, zyquux, you're a complete monster! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Comple…
*Looks at picture carefully*
O_O
*eyes burst into flames*
*goes to eyebleach*
(Sighs with relief)
Like virtually washing your eyes out. |3
Hmm? an "Alternate version"?
*accidentally clicks link, going to guybleach*
O_O
*eyes catch fire again*
Dammit.
Red was here, Blue is a lesser diety!
*accidentally clicks halolz tab*
*sees image again*
*eyes burst into even more fire…again*
…*repeat for infinity*
See, that's why you take the sword!
(or the condom, if you prefer the brentalfloss take on it all)
you so not want to know
I don't see….OMG! THOSE BUSHES! EYE BLEACH PLOX!
Yeah no. Swing and a miss, Halolz.
My good sirs and madams(for I have heard a strange rumor you exist), I promptly wish to rid myself of this memory. Is anyone in possession of high-quality brainbleach?
…….ouch.
I prefer the smashing board.
Ahh… Good call, good call. But the sword does shoot laser beams…
look at the frame of the door for the revelation
I'm sorry, but I really have no more sympathy for you.
Have fun with your -1s.
Yes, enter the void then grip the void strongly and pull back
And to think link only wanted his fortune read….
Be sure to buckle it.
Vlauer has some.
I don’t get it…..
Ohh, I feed on -1's. I'm actually really loving being the most hated person on Halolz. I'm trying to win an award. >:D
Everybody +1 him so he doesn't get to feel special.
If I minus him I give him a bad score, but he likes that.
If I plus him I go against his wishes, but he gains levels.
WHADDA FRUCK.
explain?
can i post this i think ERROR..WTF