BREADCRAB

All I can think of is Heavy Weapons Guy… “Mmm… so filling!”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2011 · 6:31 AM 
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51 Responses to “BREADCRAB”

  1. Twilizer on January 10th, 2011 6:34 am

    "Whats that Breadcrab? Kill them all? Good idea!"

  2. LinkyBS on January 10th, 2011 6:35 am

    the bakrey was deserted an the pants wer ded. and john froman went up to teh baerk and saw tat he had breadcrabs.

  3. El_bruno on January 10th, 2011 6:39 am

    What? Is just bread.

  4. rory_m on January 10th, 2011 6:42 am

    This would go great with some watermelon

  5. Alpar on January 10th, 2011 6:54 am

    Gordon Freeman approved!

  6. Wholecorpse on January 10th, 2011 7:05 am

    It looks about as healthy to eat as a headcrab

  7. Smirky on January 10th, 2011 7:48 am

    Where's Butter Freeman when you need him!?

  8. Great_King on January 10th, 2011 9:21 am

    Funny the first line I thought of was M. Bison saying, "This is DELICIOUS!"

  9. Solid_Spy on January 10th, 2011 9:44 am

    That breadcrab's a spy! (and slightly baked at 395 degrees for 20 minutes)
    Wait a second…

  10. Toldry on January 10th, 2011 9:50 am

    You will be baked, and then there will be breadcrab.

    Uh oh. Somebody cut Lamarr. I told them to wait for you, but they cut her anyway.
    There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.

  11. Vlauer on January 10th, 2011 9:55 am

    *singing with Heavy's voice" Breadcrab in pace is going to eat your face….

    [Am I doing it right?]

  12. RemielChibus on January 10th, 2011 10:16 am

    Dang it, Lamarr, stop loafing around!

  13. Unsilenced on January 10th, 2011 10:19 am

    ….

    DO NOT WANT

  14. Hareoic on January 10th, 2011 10:20 am

    Highly improbably bread shapes?
    <img src="http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/9813/kidz.jpg"&gt;
    Kid approves!

  15. TheUnknownNoob on January 10th, 2011 10:21 am

    Holy fuckballs that is a large image.

  16. FoxyMayo on January 10th, 2011 10:45 am

    Headcrab: now good with ham!

  17. TCC on January 10th, 2011 10:55 am

    in soviet Russia you eat head crab!

    which reminds me, could someone pass the butter?

  18. Howlingwolf214 on January 10th, 2011 11:11 am

    You could call this a 'Breadhumper' but I think that's more of a lifestyle choice than a creature.

  19. HeadcrabZombie on January 10th, 2011 11:27 am

    What's that Breadcrab? Bake them all? GOOD IDEA! HAHAHA!

  20. MasqueNoMercy on January 10th, 2011 11:43 am

    we need more food posts on this site like this and the jello metroid

    i love food! :D

  21. meinmattias on January 10th, 2011 12:08 pm

    It appears that this headcrab had a severe yeast infection!

    *BOO!*

  22. TCC on January 10th, 2011 12:25 pm

    that breadcrab looks…

    *shades*

    baked

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(feels good man)AAAAAAAAAA

  23. Vosur on January 10th, 2011 12:38 pm

    In Soviet Russia… you eat headcrab?

  24. EphEphEcksIII on January 10th, 2011 1:19 pm

    Crab battle!!!!
    *equips butterknife*

  25. DM1293 on January 10th, 2011 2:44 pm

    "I'm carving these things up like thanksgiving turkey! Y'know these things kinda look a little bit like chickens without feathers. Kinda makes me wonder how one tastes. Maybe I'll take one home and cook it."

  26. Pyrofletch on January 10th, 2011 2:49 pm

    Oh, no! Where did Breadcrab come from?

  27. Zyquux on January 10th, 2011 4:14 pm

    I will cut you like a Cornish bread loaf!

  28. The_AntiVillain on January 10th, 2011 5:15 pm

    you eat it while it eats you

  29. Bobomberman on January 10th, 2011 6:14 pm

    When it jumps on someone's head they become one of the un-bread

  30. Nyoron on January 10th, 2011 7:07 pm

    HOLY BALLSACK! I LOVE BREAD BUT THIS? WTF!

  31. EH_STEVE7195 on January 10th, 2011 9:26 pm

    Watch out for the breadhumpers, Gordon!

  32. Nuckel on January 11th, 2011 9:06 am

    Uh, that Barney…

  33. Personalraccoon on January 13th, 2011 11:08 am

    Baked at 400 Degrees Kelvin!

  34. oboewan on January 22nd, 2011 7:13 pm

    "I cant give you my lisense officer"
    "Why not"
    "BECAUSE YOU ARE BREADCRAB ZOMBIE"

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