All I can think of is Heavy Weapons Guy… “Mmm… so filling!”
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BREADCRAB

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2011 · 6:31 AM

(338 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)

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Twilizer on January 10th, 2011 6:34 am

"Whats that Breadcrab? Kill them all? Good idea!"
LinkyBS on January 10th, 2011 6:35 am

the bakrey was deserted an the pants wer ded. and john froman went up to teh baerk and saw tat he had breadcrabs.
El_bruno on January 10th, 2011 6:39 am

What? Is just bread.
rory_m on January 10th, 2011 6:42 am

This would go great with some watermelon
Alpar on January 10th, 2011 6:54 am

Gordon Freeman approved!
Wholecorpse on January 10th, 2011 7:05 am

It looks about as healthy to eat as a headcrab
Smirky on January 10th, 2011 7:48 am

Where's Butter Freeman when you need him!?
Great_King on January 10th, 2011 9:21 am

Funny the first line I thought of was M. Bison saying, "This is DELICIOUS!"
Solid_Spy on January 10th, 2011 9:44 am

That breadcrab's a spy! (and slightly baked at 395 degrees for 20 minutes)
Wait a second…
Toldry on January 10th, 2011 9:50 am

You will be baked, and then there will be breadcrab.

Uh oh. Somebody cut Lamarr. I told them to wait for you, but they cut her anyway.
There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
Vlauer on January 10th, 2011 9:55 am

*singing with Heavy's voice" Breadcrab in pace is going to eat your face….

[Am I doing it right?]
RemielChibus on January 10th, 2011 10:16 am

Dang it, Lamarr, stop loafing around!
Unsilenced on January 10th, 2011 10:19 am

….

DO NOT WANT
Hareoic on January 10th, 2011 10:20 am

Highly improbably bread shapes?
<img src="http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/9813/kidz.jpg">
Kid approves!
TheUnknownNoob on January 10th, 2011 10:21 am

Holy fuckballs that is a large image.
FoxyMayo on January 10th, 2011 10:45 am

Headcrab: now good with ham!
TCC on January 10th, 2011 10:55 am

in soviet Russia you eat head crab!

…

which reminds me, could someone pass the butter?
Howlingwolf214 on January 10th, 2011 11:11 am

You could call this a 'Breadhumper' but I think that's more of a lifestyle choice than a creature.
HeadcrabZombie on January 10th, 2011 11:27 am

What's that Breadcrab? Bake them all? GOOD IDEA! HAHAHA!
MasqueNoMercy on January 10th, 2011 11:43 am

we need more food posts on this site like this and the jello metroid

i love food! :D
TCC on January 10th, 2011 12:25 pm

that breadcrab looks…

*shades*

baked

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(feels good man)AAAAAAAAAA
Vosur on January 10th, 2011 12:38 pm

In Soviet Russia… you eat headcrab?
EphEphEcksIII on January 10th, 2011 1:19 pm

Crab battle!!!!
*equips butterknife*
DM1293 on January 10th, 2011 2:44 pm

"I'm carving these things up like thanksgiving turkey! Y'know these things kinda look a little bit like chickens without feathers. Kinda makes me wonder how one tastes. Maybe I'll take one home and cook it."
Pyrofletch on January 10th, 2011 2:49 pm

Oh, no! Where did Breadcrab come from?
Zyquux on January 10th, 2011 4:14 pm

I will cut you like a Cornish bread loaf!
The_AntiVillain on January 10th, 2011 5:15 pm

you eat it while it eats you
Bobomberman on January 10th, 2011 6:14 pm

When it jumps on someone's head they become one of the un-bread
Nyoron on January 10th, 2011 7:07 pm

HOLY BALLSACK! I LOVE BREAD BUT THIS? WTF!
EH_STEVE7195 on January 10th, 2011 9:26 pm

Watch out for the breadhumpers, Gordon!
Nuckel on January 11th, 2011 9:06 am

Uh, that Barney…
Personalraccoon on January 13th, 2011 11:08 am

Baked at 400 Degrees Kelvin!
oboewan on January 22nd, 2011 7:13 pm

"I cant give you my lisense officer"
"Why not"
"BECAUSE YOU ARE BREADCRAB ZOMBIE"