BREADCRAB

All I can think of is Heavy Weapons Guy… “Mmm… so filling!”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 10, 2011 · 6:31 AM 
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52 Responses to “BREADCRAB”

  1. Twilizer on January 10th, 2011 6:34 am

    "Whats that Breadcrab? Kill them all? Good idea!"

  2. LinkyBS on January 10th, 2011 6:35 am

    the bakrey was deserted an the pants wer ded. and john froman went up to teh baerk and saw tat he had breadcrabs.

  3. El_bruno on January 10th, 2011 6:39 am

    What? Is just bread.

  4. rory_m on January 10th, 2011 6:42 am

    This would go great with some watermelon

  5. Alpar on January 10th, 2011 6:54 am

    Look at tiny scientists running from breadcrab!

  6. Alpar on January 10th, 2011 6:54 am

    Gordon Freeman approved!

  7. Wholecorpse on January 10th, 2011 7:05 am

    It looks about as healthy to eat as a headcrab

  8. Smirky on January 10th, 2011 7:48 am

    Where's Butter Freeman when you need him!?

  9. Gaytits on January 10th, 2011 8:35 am

    I can't believe it's not Gordon.

  10. Dimomarg on January 10th, 2011 8:45 am

    Graaaaaains…. Graaaaaaaaaains…

  11. Great_King on January 10th, 2011 9:21 am

    Funny the first line I thought of was M. Bison saying, "This is DELICIOUS!"

  12. seanhl on January 10th, 2011 9:33 am

    black mesa tested

  13. rory_m on January 10th, 2011 9:40 am

    That guy is all talk.

  14. Solid_Spy on January 10th, 2011 9:44 am

    That breadcrab's a spy! (and slightly baked at 395 degrees for 20 minutes)
    Wait a second…

  15. Toldry on January 10th, 2011 9:50 am

    You will be baked, and then there will be breadcrab.

    Uh oh. Somebody cut Lamarr. I told them to wait for you, but they cut her anyway.
    There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.

  16. Vlauer on January 10th, 2011 9:55 am

    *singing with Heavy's voice" Breadcrab in pace is going to eat your face….

    [Am I doing it right?]

  17. greenxboy on January 10th, 2011 10:06 am
  18. RemielChibus on January 10th, 2011 10:16 am

    Dang it, Lamarr, stop loafing around!

  19. Unsilenced on January 10th, 2011 10:19 am

    ….

    DO NOT WANT

  20. Hareoic on January 10th, 2011 10:20 am

    Highly improbably bread shapes?
    <img src="http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/9813/kidz.jpg"&gt;
    Kid approves!

  21. TheUnknownNoob on January 10th, 2011 10:21 am

    Holy fuckballs that is a large image.

  22. Lordshadow on January 10th, 2011 10:33 am

    Does that mean when a Pyro finds it, it becomes MORE delicious and deadly?

  23. Solid_Spy on January 10th, 2011 10:37 am

    Indeed.

  24. FoxyMayo on January 10th, 2011 10:45 am

    Headcrab: now good with ham!

  25. Solid_Spy on January 10th, 2011 10:54 am

    I give you +1 for saying "fuckballs", but -1 for saying "Holy".

  26. TCC on January 10th, 2011 10:55 am

    in soviet Russia you eat head crab!

    which reminds me, could someone pass the butter?

  27. Jade Catima on January 10th, 2011 11:00 am

    The juxtaposition is what makes it delicious.

  28. Howlingwolf214 on January 10th, 2011 11:11 am

    You could call this a 'Breadhumper' but I think that's more of a lifestyle choice than a creature.

  29. HeadcrabZombie on January 10th, 2011 11:27 am

    What's that Breadcrab? Bake them all? GOOD IDEA! HAHAHA!

  30. MasqueNoMercy on January 10th, 2011 11:43 am

    we need more food posts on this site like this and the jello metroid

    i love food! :D

  31. meinmattias on January 10th, 2011 12:08 pm

    It appears that this headcrab had a severe yeast infection!

    *BOO!*

  32. TCC on January 10th, 2011 12:25 pm

    that breadcrab looks…

    *shades*

    baked

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(feels good man)AAAAAAAAAA

  33. smashpro1 on January 10th, 2011 12:26 pm

    Come on, Lamarr, toasty!

  34. Rocker23220 on January 10th, 2011 12:36 pm

    Just like this pastry!

  35. Vosur on January 10th, 2011 12:38 pm

    In Soviet Russia… you eat headcrab?

  36. EphEphEcksIII on January 10th, 2011 1:19 pm

    Crab battle!!!!
    *equips butterknife*

  37. DM1293 on January 10th, 2011 2:44 pm

    "I'm carving these things up like thanksgiving turkey! Y'know these things kinda look a little bit like chickens without feathers. Kinda makes me wonder how one tastes. Maybe I'll take one home and cook it."

  38. Pyrofletch on January 10th, 2011 2:49 pm

    Oh, no! Where did Breadcrab come from?

  39. DrRickRollins on January 10th, 2011 2:58 pm
  40. Zyquux on January 10th, 2011 4:14 pm

    I will cut you like a Cornish bread loaf!

  41. The_AntiVillain on January 10th, 2011 5:15 pm

    you eat it while it eats you

  42. Lordshadow on January 10th, 2011 5:47 pm

    Aperture Approved

  43. Hareoic on January 10th, 2011 5:54 pm

    So it is, so it is. My bad.

  44. Bobomberman on January 10th, 2011 6:14 pm

    When it jumps on someone's head they become one of the un-bread

  45. Nyoron on January 10th, 2011 7:07 pm

    HOLY BALLSACK! I LOVE BREAD BUT THIS? WTF!

  46. EH_STEVE7195 on January 10th, 2011 9:26 pm

    Watch out for the breadhumpers, Gordon!

  47. Deep Thought on January 10th, 2011 9:44 pm

    truer words have never been spoken…

  48. Nuckel on January 11th, 2011 9:06 am

    Uh, that Barney…

  49. Personalraccoon on January 13th, 2011 11:08 am

    Baked at 400 Degrees Kelvin!

  50. oboewan on January 22nd, 2011 7:13 pm

    "I cant give you my lisense officer"
    "Why not"
    "BECAUSE YOU ARE BREADCRAB ZOMBIE"

  51. ProfessorLuigi on April 11th, 2011 7:06 pm

    I see what you did there!
    LOL'd

  52. ProfessorLuigi on April 11th, 2011 7:06 pm

    DON'T RUN!

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