Legendaries may be tough, but when it comes to Pokéwalker battles it’s anyone’s game!
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and then who comes in and crushes Wurmple with his porche?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
That is what hell is like, except there will be no rage quitting.
I wonder if posting a image like this will work http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/7214/halolzdot…
So did you guys hack my DA account or something, cause you are hitting every artist i am watching at the moment xD
WURMPLE!
Teach this mewtwo a little thing I like to call…Humility
Oh poor Mr. Snugglekins. UMAD?
rel="nofollow">Well, if a Weedle can do it…
Panel 6 pretty much describes my reaction.
MEWTWO CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU'RE ON FIRE
is it me? or does the Wurmple have a troll face on the top right panel?
Mewtwo fainted.
*tries to run*
Can't escape.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Wurmple: Can't touch me! rel="nofollow">
I guess you could say he really
*shades*
Wormed his way out of that one.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That would certainly account for the comic…
Lv. 1s beating Lv 75s
voice is annoying but helpful
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It's you.
Only not. He drives by and gives Wurmple a thumbs up for being a troll. He doesn't capture him, that isn't how he rolls and he's already trippin ballz.
Who's going to win this fight? Well you don't have to be Psychic to know.
…I wasn't lying, that was my last shades joke for the week earlier. Normal puns still apply. :D
Cannot be unseen.
Maybe its some kind of anti poke world where the puniest skroniest pokemon are the strongest and the high level legendary pokemon are the weakest. "man i always get freaking mewtwo's i just want a damn magikarp D=<"
Bug Bite is op!!!
My god that man's (should i say man?) voice is irritating >_<
Related? http://i.imgur.com/Vzdcd.jpg
Only not. The magikarp trainer comes by and beats wurmple to a bloody pulp with his magikarp.
warned you
So that's the power of 1.21 jiggawatts?!
Great Scott!
People usually get mad when someone else
*smirks beneath shades*
is pulling the strings [shot].
Only not. Wolf flies by on a Doduo and doesn't let him do that.
Mr. Snugglekins!!! No!
UMAD?
Only not. Halolz member comes by and C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
Sturdy for the win (literally).
Except that's not how the Pokewalker works.
WEEDLE IS OP!!! NERF NOW!!!
His sounds like that guy (at Blizzcon?) that grilled Blizzard on WoW's lore.
(I'd link to it, but I don't remember what the video is called, and I'm too lazy to look for it.)
i'm pretty sure we all know who you are talking about
It could be worse.
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
STARE DOWN!
Wild WURMPLE fled!
Only not. Phoenix Wright taps his notes and makes an OBJECTION!
Only not. I…. er…… uh…. Um….. Er……..
ONLY NOTS ON MOTOR CYCLES
Yes we did and we know what you look up at night. ಠ_ಠ
I hit and shot past 69, this is a very happy-sad time.
You caught Mewtwo and raised him up to lvl100. You think anything thrown in your way will suffer greatly or cease to exist. But one day, after entering the tall grass no more than a few meters away from your house, get beaten to death by a Wurmple. You run back in your house, traumatized, and heal back your pokemons. suddenly, when looking trough the window, the grass flatten down as a luxuriant car drive trough, splatting a thousand of Wurmple and Weedle on it's way without putting dirt on the wheels. The man enter you house and guess who is standing there, before you, wearing top hat and a monocle, with the Wimple who humiliated you on his shoulders?
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK
On a side note, There's a new man in the club of the Hats'n Monocle,Gents!
Replace Mewtwo with Deoxys, and this is what happens to me 80% of the time.
Looks like Mewtwo…
*darkglasses*
…lacked Foresight.
PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Only not. Only not-ing ur only not-ing by only not-ing ur only not thus only not-ing that only not.
Only I knotted that only not so the not now was not not.
<img src="http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/7214/halolzdotcompokemonpoke.jpg" />
Should work like that.
Also, welcome!
I wish you to loose your sanity soon!
I own a horse.
Need a dispenser here.
WHERE IS YOUR PSEUDO-HAZER NOW? Evidently, in your box.
Man, that Mewtwo sure was bugged by that legendary defeat.I could understand why he couldn't keep a calm mind, he must be in total confusion. I'm sure it'll take some time for him to recover. In fact, he might make a barrier in his mind and suffer from amnesia.
You fool! You could've submitted that and reaped the benefits! Don't you know Pokemon comics are all the buzz around these parts?
Then Gary Motherfucking Oak comes by with his Mamoswine with Avalanche
Darn you, Vabolo. I was gonna make a bug-based shades joke. Though yours wasn't a shades joke, you still got the bug part. Curse you.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. I HATE POKEWALKERS.
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Related too
*+1Attack, +1 Defense, -1 Speed*
Is there a way to hack a 'Walker and find Missingno. or something like that? That would be quite epic, in my opinion~
Needs more smugleaf.
<img src="http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/080/434/original/U_MAD.jpg?1288678843">
This would have been a great occasion to reply and make a joke along the lines of "It's about damn time someone recognized me!" or something. But I can't let him have that, victory .
Ok, this might sound a little crazy and weird, but hear me out…
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…in America!
Think of it as a good thing. Now I know to submit a Pokémon comic instead of posting it in the comments section.
Panel 7: BLAZING CHARIOT MAN ON FIRE KICK!
Pokemon on motorcycles?
I know what you mean, Francis.
I guess now we know…
*Black Glasses*
…what's bugging Steelix.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Yes, everything. And Tucker? You should be ashamed."
But now I have proof that I posted it before someone submitted it.
And I've tried submitting things before, I don't think I'm doing it right :P
The internet was never the same after deviant art…
My poor friend was never the same…all he wanted to see was krabby….
only not. THAT HORSE IS A SPAH
Looks like the Pokewalker…
*Sunglasses*
Has some bugs to work out.
Yes. Yes, they are.
A troll face would've also worked well. Welcome to Halolz!
Du-du-rut-tut-dut-dut-dut-DUT!
Now, just hear me out, I think this is an awesome idea and I am 100% with this plan of yours but um….what would we gain from this? aside from the X ON MOTORCYCLES? joke.
Hey, it could be worse, you could've been searching a certain pokemon for 3 hours and when you do find it, It just piss off when you try to capture it.
Problem Mewtwo?
Hey, I wanted to see pics of Sniper and Spy fighting each other when I heard of Deviant art. I was traumatized for a week or two.
No. Stop the motorcycle jokes.
We gain a pokemon on a motorcycle… that's a gain of speed and evasion, and if the motorcycle is used as a weapon, that's a gain of attack and defense.
*logs out*
Sonic Sez: Kids, there's nothing more cool than pwning mewtwos with wurmples. but if the mewtwo is yours, that's no good.
Thank you.
..
Damn, I couldn't think of something funny to say for your warm welcome.
Now Halolz will think low of me.
*goes in a corner and cries*
how positive are we they're not the same guy?
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's only ninjas. Mewtwo could just grab you telekineticly.
D: *Points dramatically* BUT YOU…….IT CAN'T BE! YOU WERE KILLED IN ZANZIBAR….
….
….
*Subtly slides you an application to troll*
…Did I start some sort of new trend on Halolz now with "Only not"? Gods I was using that line ten years ago. WHAT HAVE I BROUGHT BACK INTO THIS WORLD
I've submitted a few things.
Nobody loves old PC game jokes but me. Part of me wants to pester the one I keep sending him, but blah.
So thats a level 100 tackle and string shot.
BATON PASS IS HAX.
rel="nofollow">I think it is this guy
I am sorry to say that,but…hum…let's say Wolf's behind this since I don't like to troll.
BUT I could use one, toasty please.
*leans over to DM*
*whispers* "where can I get one of those applications?"
Rule 34, man.
I love that trollface Wurmple got goin' on in the second panel.
This is what happens when you try to ignore Gary Motherfucking Oaks girth.
Pretty much you are cursed forever.
Damnit, you win this round!
NO! Actually, it's more like Kodak films- NO! Actually, it's like the New Coke, it'll be around forever… HEH HEH HEH!
Problem, Trainer?
Where's your Uber Tier now, bitch?
Epic PWNAGE
This has happened to me on sooo many occasions with my lugia… On a side note, who is candlejack?