A public service message from Comical Concept!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 6, 2011 · 7:02 AM
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Oh Nethernets, I love you.
It looks like this Miner…
* shades *
was digging his own grave.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wallpaper, please?
The Lava on Minecraft is sentient. It'll wait until the glorious moment you build your diamond pickaxe. Then it'll whistle along a few creepers and proceed to flood out of every hole in the wall and even erode the very floor you stand on, until you're forced to watch your pickaxe burn infront of your eyes.
Or maybe I'm just bitter. Yeah that.
I did once to see how far I'd go, and then I roasted for my ignorance. Recently, I had found a massive cavern loaded with Coal, Iron, gold, Redstone and Diamond deposits with 3 lava beds and some underground water systems going on all naturally. I decided to move the water to the lava, turned it into obsidian and with my trusty Diamond pick, chipped away gleefully at the new found deposits of obsidian, ripe for mining for my portal to the Nether. Well, I made it through, and I fell into the lava below, and with me my items. This was my reaction.
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Moral of the story- Think vertically, dig safe or you'll burn for it.
Also make sure to leave some arrow towards your house/mine, or you'll never see it again (especially if you hid it into the mountain side like I did).
ya know until i saw the bottom of the picture i thought this was referencing dig dug not minecraft…
ditto
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also Khangeskon
Because China is made of Lava.
PROBABLE GRAMMAR HAMMER
Kangaskhan
I learned this the hard way back when Minecraft had world types.
At least their wasn't any creepers at the bottom. Or was their? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
he lost his diamond pick axe! FOR SHAME!
i dont see what could be so ba-
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!
….. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN! D:<
This also applies in reverse. Random gavel veins, always.
*wakes up, sees submission* hmmm… you could say he dug his own grave! *clicks on submission, sees first comment*
FUCK!
Some people never learn. Period.
EVERY FUCKING TIME! … I want to build an awesome underground lair…
It looks like your window of opportunity…
*Shades*
went down the hole.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
It looks like your window of opportunity…
*Shades*
went down the hole.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(I tried posting before, but it's not appearing, so apologies if this ends up being a double post.)
GRAMMAR GAVEL
*gravel
Unless of course you are mining gavels…
Bullshit. I'll have you know that digging straight down was what lead me to being able to build my secret underground base with magma out the window that I could use to hide from any… problems.
…wait, is this about Minecraft again?
Don't I know it. I used a mapping program to find a gold deposit, and a GPS program to find the coordinates in game. Unfortunately, the GPS used reversed coordinates. Not only was I completely in the wrong place, but I dug straight down through probably the ONLY gap in the bedrock for miles. Right into the void.
How I mine for gavel?
Wait, there's lava at the bottom of Dig Dug
*realizes what the submission is, shuts up*
…either that, or you'll get an epic creeper mount.
And pollution!
Yep, you should probably look before you say something about your evil organization some mr. chairman of the whole evil organization sir.
Not true, as soon as they hit the lava they learn how extremely hot and painful lava just became.
Oh come on. *Ahem*
It looks like this miner…
*Shades*
PICKed the wrong spot to dig.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlastshadespostfortheweekIswearAAAAAAAH
Gentlemen! I do belive in this case its
KANGASKHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! D:<
There i fixed it.
Ya know, now that i think about it gavel sounds like gab-
*Fat man's pair of eyes staring at me from behind*
On second thought, lets NOT delay episode 3 again -.-
SCIENCE FAIL.
Magma is what's underground. It becomes lava when it reaches the surface.
Would it have sharks with laser beams on their heads?
no, just missingno-creeper
I dig straight down too much. I try to stop, but instead dug a 3x3 hole straight down, allowing me to jump-n-place blocks (mainly dirt) to go back up. Found an open space, explored. Hit the "w" key by mistake, walked into a lake of lava and lost a lot of loot.
*pause… sobs heavily*
I share your pain
* puffs on cigar, then holds it in hand*
*sigh* get me some tokens
(let's see if you get the reference)
Can you dig it…… Sucka!! <img src="http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f150/KregainSeph/BookerT.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Kublai Kahn
I am Ganon. I'm going straight into the pit, because it burns.
Also, somebody should totally get me this game.
Please?
Too late, you said fat
Hence why I play the free one once in a while.
Magma doesn't kill you, so I smash boxes to my heart's content
On a side note, expect a large delivery of cree-uh I mean chocolate to your evil base.
So, Halolz, which would YOU choose? Death by lava, or death by Creepers? You can choose either, but you can only die once.
I AM DISAPPOINT! MUST REDEEM FAMILY HONOR! *digs down and roasts in holy magma fire*
Now it will never be released!
Kublai Khan.
Too bad they only have a few seconds to register that fact before they become roasted.
I'd rather die by lava, because the Creepers can't blow up a dead man's grave…..can they?
Oh, that's even more worse. They'll blow up your house and glitch up your game.
Strangely, I always land out into motherloads of diamonds, gold, and coal whenever I dig down
I don't think Gabe is fat, I think he is the skinniest and the most handsome guy ever. Hopefully Episode 3 will be released this year now that I said that.
Just be careful with these chocolates, they have a tendency to blow up when they're near important or expensive things.
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WOOOOOOT! :D
I thought China was made out of water, candy and boobs?
(I wonder if anyone will get that)
So I don't get to meet Spunguh Bobbah Suhkware Pantsu?
*shoots Red*
I LOVE DOING THAT!
Because all i want is to mount a giant green penis shaped… wait…
Oh, and don't mind the "ssssssssssss" noise, it's just the heat coming out of it, they're freshly made
Lucky. So you bought the game huh?
I think you'd need to say that continuously for several years before you could counteract the rest of the internet.
But, if I'm dead, then who's going to save us from [Evil] Disney???
Elian? Ellliiiaaannnnnn!?!?!?
Albert Kahn!!!
(look him up)
And Communists.
Red Hot Menace?
Hope someone knows their history and vidja game references.
At least he was…..Damnit i got nothing. DAMNIT!
Hey! It's Church from Red Vs Blue!!!
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(It's already been posted on this page, but it is so perfect for this situation)
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ah screw it, that would take literally over 9000 years to do so and I am not immortal.
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The Minecraft players knew this was a Minecraft submission and not Dig Dug. No one forgets Minecraft Rule #1. Once you learn it, it become forever scarred into your brain. The mental trauma won't let you forget. You will remember FOREVER!
CSI: Miami = Instant Gentlemanly Status. Proof as follows:
This miner's story…
*shades*
is full of holes.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Double Post!!! But still awesome
5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time WCW champion!!!
Currently still at +1… hmm
And need to get 1000 people to help him, so they can fend off all the other "Gabe is fat" jokes
Mmmm…toasty
No no no man, you gotta be one of the first to pull that off for it to work
But then..
Lava! Lava everywhere!
And toys covered in lead-based paint!
Henshin a go go, baby!
fuck yeah!
Fine maybe I should ask Blue for his opinion! >:C
No, please don't go! It's very rare that I get visitors up here. I once waited 3 years before some kid came and randomly challenged me to a Pokemon battle!
I always build close to my spawn. It's helpful for forgetful folk like myself.
Now why am I on this mountain again???
Lol, I can't believe I didn't think to do that. Kudos!
PUNCHING LAVA
MAKES ME HOT
You know, some of us might find that slightly offensive. Like the ones that come from China.