Well he sure didn’t move there for the property values!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 3, 2011 · 4:01 AM
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Single mothers as far as the professor's poor eyes can see.
After hearing this, This picture made a whole lot of sense all of a sudden… http://mob249.photobucket.com/albums/gg227/MattGa…
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And then i realised, there were 2 houses.
You know what they say, Double the mothers double the fun.
Why else would he kick you and Gary out of your houses at ten years old just to catch every pokemon out there? Hell he would always have to come as fast as he can just so he wouldn't be caught playing hide the metapod.
But wait if Gray is his Grandson, then doesn't that mean his mom is Oaks Daughter?
Buh?
Wha?
Duh?
NOT SURE IF WANT?
And while you're out, catching pokemon and getting stuck in Mount Moon, who's there comforting your mother in Pallet Town?
PROFESSOR
MOTHERFUCKING (Really!!)
OAK!!
Oak came when he heard the town was full of single mothers?
Looks like Oak's got.. Wait I don't have anything. Ummm, well he sure.. Ah, got nothing. Screw it, here's a lol.
lol
Not only that, but there's a random guy standing by the water that nobody knows or seems to care about.
I hope you're being sarcastic, because the most obvious pun here would be "wood".
Perhaps only by law. It could have been that Gary's father was the Professor's biological son.
Heh, it looks like the guy's staring out of the picture, heheh….guys? hello?
…wait…is that…
<img src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/be/Weegee_rainforest.jpg">
Then what happened to his father? Did he kill himself because GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is better than him in every way imaginable?
He Came.
He Saw.
He Conquered.
He Came.
Julius Caesar would be proud of Professor Oak.
He needs an eye exam XD
I think PROFESSOR MOTHERFUCKING OAK had something to do with those missing dad's…
2 girls, 1 professor.
what a lucky old man.
its like a desperate trainers wives
And garbage can fences
So, if one house is Gary's, and the other is yours…
Where the hell do those two live?
Single mothers.
Single mothers everywhere.
I heard Prof Birch conducts his "field research" around a tribe of amazonian women.
I was hoping for somewhere along the lines of "…a pallet of ladies."
And he's butter'd her free more than once, if ya know what I mean.
In a cardboard box behind the lab.
I think Gary also had a sister too…..Oak, you stick fuck.
can i ask what the hell this is (pointing to the new comments thing)
What if Ash and Gary had the same father? It'd explain their rivalry.
Test subjects?
heheh….stick.
Hey! No vacancy!!
Such vitality! Someone has being abusing that HP Up to… stay up.
OBJECTION!!!!
There is only one single mother and the other neighbor is Gary's sister…. does that change anything?
Which isn't very far considering he doesn't know if you're a boy or a girl.
a wild single mother appeared!
professor oak used Pokemon journey!
It's super effective! Single Mother's son left!
Single Mother used cry!
It's not very effective.
Professed Oak used comfort!
Single mother was attracted to professor oak.
Proffer Oak used Harden
Professor Oak used pound!
Professor Oak used pound!
Professor Oak used pound!
Single mother used Swallow!
Single mother fainted!
I thought you typed "garbage can feces" then I thought of 2 girls one cup and I instantly felt ill.
GRAMMAR BALL BITCH!!!
*Gary
Well, Oak's also got BALLS (of STEEL).
Yeah it took Ash's Dad 2 days to reach Viridian City and a 10 year old being chased by hordes of Spearow only 1.
Fat guys need love too? (From other men?) (o_O)
Next gen: Pokemon Gray and Off-White
Like his daughter? O_o
<img src="http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/1/19/PS182.png/657px-PS182.png" alt="Sapphire"/>
I'd be more disturbed…but thankfully he didn't use sleeping powder.
*Pulls out revolver and aims at Edeye* FREEZE! E-PEEN POLICE! You're in direct violation of Gentleman code #69. NO 69 E-PEEN NO GENTLEMEN ATTIRE!
HOLD IT!
That is Sapphire from the "Pokemon Special" ("Adventures" in English) manga.
The Professor Oak Pokemon Enrichment Center wants to remind you that your pokemon companion cannot speak. Except for it's name. Forever.
Bitch be trippin balls.
*smoke bomb*
*cry of surprise*
*sounds of a scuffle, flopping burlap bag, continued muffled screaming*
*window shattering*
*footsteps fading into the night*
None of that around here, it's all about 2 girls, 1 professor…
Believe me, it's just as gross.
UNLESS IT'S A MEOWTH!
Ummm… I am not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but that is Gary's sister in Gary's house. If I'm wrong, oh well.
Are you saying he couldn't get his PP UP?
Well he would get more uses out of it before he had to go back to the PokeCenter to recover.
Sounds like it's going to be quite a STRUGGLE for him.
One of them is where Gary lives. So one of those mothers is a member of the Oak family. Just sayin'…
That's right!
Single Mothers! Look at your professor. Now back to me. Sadly, that professor isn't me, but he could be…
Err the other house is where Oak and his granddaughter live…but wait…where do all the other researchers in his lab live?!
You need more +1's!
My top hat is part of my avatar though, so I seem to be fine.
You're still underPeen though. I better not catch you with a monocle on sir. *drags Edeye away in Whambulance*
Veni, Vidi, Vici…
VENI!!
That's a top hat!?!
I thought it was just an awesome hair-do!
I haven't seem to have found a monocle yet even, but I do have hopes and dreams!
Which keep being denied since when I get to 68 e-peen, I drop back down to 67…..
We shall never know what Professor Layton's hair ever looks like….
Normally I don't do this son, its strictly against Troll Policy, but what the hell. *Hovers palm over your face and supercharges your comments, while making an obscure couple here and there among them*
"Rare Candy" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning….
Anything is possible when you send little children off to do the equivalent of underground dog fighting. I'm on a Rapidash.
Rare Candy is VIAGRA!?!
Not all mountains are awesome.
I still fucking LOVE'EM though.
Done.
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He knows how to Harden and then String Shot.
You, on the other hand, are still a dastardly devious devil, good sir! I will now be unable to pay attention to anything in class!
"I'M TRIPPIN' BALLS HERE!"
This is why Red thinks so highly of mountains. It's his final comfort after the traumatic event.
Oh HELL NO you di'int! D8<
*angrycuzyousaiditbeforeme*
Oak isn't a professor for nothing, smart man…
And that's exactly why I live in that town.
Speaking of tophats and awesome. Yours is quite so, my friend. Surely you found it on a mountain!
Du-du-ru-tu-du-duh-POWER!
Lucky? He needs to spend god knows how much time just to find enough PP ups to last the whole time
:O It seems to have worked!
I feel….alive now! You're palm seems to have a power level of over… !!!
Um…..you know what, I'll stay away from that for now I think
I did, atop Mt. Silver is a cave, which an old man says is his home.
He told me it was dangerous, despite my superpowered poke-companions, and gave me the top hat.
P.S. It's dangerous to go alone, take this: http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/45499-top_hat_wear…
*Hands you a license to wear monocles* My palm has a power level of around 4015. What the hell were you thinking it was at?
hahahaha you good sir make me laugh
Oh look. A link.
…I've actually already gone to that page many a time. Boring. xD
Are you sure that it's not just her… time???
Or, to be able to afford them all, he sends 10 year olds out into the world to do his work, saving him MILLIONS!!!
Fast as I may be, I'm still lazy-as-hell when it comes to my tophat… Such a shame ;_;
1000 miles from home…I can finally be rid of that nightmare…now to ride my bike undisturbed on these mountains…
GOD OAK: There is a time and place for everything…but not now
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
OBJECTION!!!
May and Sapphire share the same dad!!! The statement is still valid!!! Also,
Obligatory pervy reference to making clothes here:
<img src="http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/002/d/b/db06eef1ee5d4670fb940939efbbffc9.png">
Surprisingly not a pedo though…I mean…SHE'S 10 YOU SICK FUCK!!!
Pika please, I've seen a lot worse in my days. You haven't seen disgusting until you've seen 2 Dugtrios, 1 Gyarados!
You can NEVER escape the clutches of God Oak! He is everywhere! (Seriously, he can talk to you while you're in the middle of the Team Rocket HQ…)
the fat guy is actually a mermaid and lives in the lake,