LIVE IN TOWN, ALL NEIGHBORS ARE SINGLE MOTHERS

Well he sure didn’t move there for the property values!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 3, 2011 · 4:01 AM 
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97 Responses to “LIVE IN TOWN”

  1. Yoshi_Dino on January 3rd, 2011 4:08 am

    Single mothers as far as the professor's poor eyes can see.

  2. primedawg9170 on January 3rd, 2011 4:16 am

    After hearing this, This picture made a whole lot of sense all of a sudden… http://mob249.photobucket.com/albums/gg227/MattGa

  3. MogZero on January 3rd, 2011 4:29 am

    <img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4527/1126439-pokemon_rby_pallettown_super.png " />

    And then i realised, there were 2 houses.

  4. VyseRogueKing on January 3rd, 2011 5:01 am

    Why else would he kick you and Gary out of your houses at ten years old just to catch every pokemon out there? Hell he would always have to come as fast as he can just so he wouldn't be caught playing hide the metapod.

  5. Weibbles on January 3rd, 2011 5:22 am

    But wait if Gray is his Grandson, then doesn't that mean his mom is Oaks Daughter?
    Buh?
    Wha?
    Duh?
    NOT SURE IF WANT?

  6. Fhantinabox on January 3rd, 2011 5:28 am

    And while you're out, catching pokemon and getting stuck in Mount Moon, who's there comforting your mother in Pallet Town?

    PROFESSOR

    MOTHERFUCKING (Really!!)

    OAK!!

  7. NekoKnight on January 3rd, 2011 5:32 am

    Oak came when he heard the town was full of single mothers?

  8. Cypher on January 3rd, 2011 5:32 am

    Looks like Oak's got.. Wait I don't have anything. Ummm, well he sure.. Ah, got nothing. Screw it, here's a lol.

    lol

  9. Edeye on January 3rd, 2011 8:47 am

    I think PROFESSOR MOTHERFUCKING OAK had something to do with those missing dad's…

  10. JesterJoe on January 3rd, 2011 8:57 am

    2 girls, 1 professor.

  11. Neentendow on January 3rd, 2011 10:18 am

    Single mothers.
    Single mothers everywhere.

  12. TehVortex on January 3rd, 2011 10:53 am

    I heard Prof Birch conducts his "field research" around a tribe of amazonian women.

  13. Gamage on January 3rd, 2011 11:15 am

    I think Gary also had a sister too…..Oak, you stick fuck.

  14. TheAntiVillain on January 3rd, 2011 12:29 pm

    can i ask what the hell this is (pointing to the new comments thing)

  15. BlurrySandwich on January 3rd, 2011 2:21 pm

    OBJECTION!!!!

    There is only one single mother and the other neighbor is Gary's sister…. does that change anything?

  16. SS4FireFox on January 3rd, 2011 3:08 pm

    a wild single mother appeared!
    professor oak used Pokemon journey!
    It's super effective! Single Mother's son left!
    Single Mother used cry!
    It's not very effective.
    Professed Oak used comfort!
    Single mother was attracted to professor oak.

    Proffer Oak used Harden
    Professor Oak used pound!
    Professor Oak used pound!
    Professor Oak used pound!
    Single mother used Swallow!

    Single mother fainted!

  17. Jimmy on January 3rd, 2011 3:29 pm

    Fat guys need love too? (From other men?) (o_O)

  18. TsavoLion on January 3rd, 2011 9:31 pm

    Ummm… I am not sure if anyone has mentioned this, but that is Gary's sister in Gary's house. If I'm wrong, oh well.

  19. Red on January 3rd, 2011 10:44 pm

    Single Mothers! Look at your professor. Now back to me. Sadly, that professor isn't me, but he could be…

  20. BoxeyBrown on January 4th, 2011 4:03 am

    Oak isn't a professor for nothing, smart man…

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