It’s funny, I have a ton of hats in TF2 at this point… but this song reminds me how I can’t help but dream of getting more!
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I got a white bills hat with a name tag and description tag, I no longer hunt hats
Gaben is such a banded, bulbous snarfblatt. Though I couldn't help but laugh at the Gaben-Trollface.
My face when the lyrics started:
:D
Many mannly tears were cried.
Took me a second to recognize the tune, the I literally LOL'd so hard.
Before Song:
Okay, what song will this be spoofing?
Opening Tune:
WTF?
Lyrics start:
*facepalm*
End of song:
XD
2 refined for scout shako!?
"Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid if anyone was/is curious. And what Lil' Merm reference would be complete without a reference to the horror that is Atlantica from KH 2: rel="nofollow">
Oh how I wish I wasn't poor and Irish. :[
I'm not a fan of King Triton. I met him when I was younger and he was an ass. I never went to that world again. Hell, when I unlocked the lanes between, I may have "forgotten" to unlock a world or two.
This reminds me of the first time I found a hat. It was the Hotrod and everyone on the server begged me for it.
Fun times…
Selling hats is a good job mate.
It's challenging work, you get good rewards. I garuntee you'll not go bald, because at the end of the round, as long as there are two people left in the server, someone is going to want someone to buy their vintage vintage merryweather.
I'll be honest with you, the vanilla players do not care for it.
I'd be the server's top player
With an extra head layer
If I only had a Hat…[/WizardOfOz]
My shit just cried manly tears of joyful memories of hat trading times
Hats were fine, until they added Unusual hats…
Sorry, I'm not gonna pay 2,49 EURO for a CHANCE of getting it >_>
Selling hats is a good job mate.
It's challenging work, you get good rewards. I garuntee you'll not go bald, because at the end of the round, as long as there are two people left in the server, someone's gonna want someone to buy their vintage vintage merryweather.
I'll be honest with you, the vanilla players do not care for it.
I just remembered something. Because of TF2, I went out and bought a had in real life. I haven't decided if that's good or bad yet.
Have you SEEN a real life Tyrolean?
Very good thing.
I was going to make a joke about Shawn not having many hats….
But then I looked at his Backpack http://www.tf2items.com/id/stacmasters
They have to have money.
TF2 Hat Jokes: Halolz loves them
It's the end of your fun,
the end of your glee!
Gabe Newell will never make Episode 3!
Oh, can't you see,
it's going to be he
that devours the world!
I wanna be where Gabe Newell is.
I want to see, want to see him suffer.
All because he won't release-what is it again?
Oh-Episode 3.
I wish I submitted this earlier, It's kind of out of date now that we have MannConomy, I mean, he could buy a soldiers stash off somebody. Still beatiful song. And Shawn, why did ya' use my real name, you ruined the mystique.
I saw one yesterday, I realy wanted to buy, and wear it whilst playing TF2
sadly I've only got like two actual hats (not counting masks, alien swarm hat, or gibus)
…
still looking to trade my pickelhaube though!
So…organized.
We all deserve the lies hidden inside that rubber glove, MORE HATS! Spread the lies!
Boom.Hat Drop.
Man, Man- I'm not an idler i'm a hat salesmen.
Well what the difference be is one's a job, and the other is a huge electricity bill!
Man-Man! Who else wants to trade?
Feelin's? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelin's? Blokes that trade four hats for a slightly festive tree. hat sellers have standards.
Be Polite,
Be Efficient,
Have a Plan to sell a hat to everyone you meet.
I'd actually rather the Atlantica from KH2 over the first one…
Such….horrible…controls….
Hat*
And I bought a real life ushanka(probably misspelt)
Actually, it could be a bit more organized, if he didn't have so many weapon dups D:
Also, he doesn't need that many unusuals, share the wealth :D
Makes me sad that I traded my Towering Pillar of hats D:
I got the Sniper's Australian slouch hat he normally wears.
DAMNIT. This song reminded me all those 200 hours i have poured into Team Fortress 2 and i still dont have a single hat that i didnt get from events or crates!
Look at Half Life
isn't it neat?
Doesn't it make Black Ops look obsolete?
Wouldn't you think crowbars can do
Just most anything?
Aperture Science
We think it's gay
Even though we're the ones in disarray
Walking around here you think…
Sure- OH WHAT THE HELL HEADCRAB ON MY FACE
We've got Combine and zombies aplenty
We've got magnums and crowbars and more
You want a sequel? We'll make another.
And then
we'll release
Episode 2.
I wanna shoot stuff in the face
I wanna help fight off alien races
Moving around in oh what do you call them…Ah, improved graphics.
PC games from the 90's, don't get you too far
Graphics card needed for sprinting, killing
How does this not all make me, oh what's that word again…
Rage?
It's the end of your fun,
the end of your glee!
Gabe Newell will never make Episode 3!
Oh, can't you see,
it's going to be he
that devours the world!
How can I look at Episode 3 and then not want it?
How can I stare, at our loss, and then not cry?
Gabe'll cut us in half, and he'll craft, our heads onto his pasta.
For after he bakes us
He's gonna place us
on top of the (Episode 3 development) caaaaaaaast.
Episode 3's getting old, yet its jokes are gold
Fans have urges and needs to fulfill them
After these fat jokes we simply don't, what's the word….care.
TF2 gets hats, and the Mann Co. Store, yet Freeman will never finish his war!
Episode 3….
Its legacy….
will die with the world.
Why not the crocodile head he wears?
Is it strange that I thought I was looking at a Trollface Bill Gates when it was Gabe Newell all along? All I can say is creepy.
I have 1, non event one. Its the fireman one for my pyro at least :D
Mine was a hatless scout, no one asked for it…
That.
Also, the Ursula Song is quite good compared to the rest.
A letter to Gabe Newell regarding Half Life 3:
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR GABE NEWELL AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
Thank you A.M., you always know just what to say to people.
It's ok….
I mean, I didn't go back several times just to play it…
No…never…..
Really? That…really sucks…..
They're both selfish jerks, same thing really.
Also, anyone else amazed that Kregain has 77p already? o.o
Thanks, but there is nothing I can do about it, now.
How long has he been here?
You'll find another.
I hope.
Just say you meant it as an acronym, as in Hat, Awesomely Decorated.
He was like, only 10 posts, and 4 of them had him at -96p
That was the one I found XD
Eh, I can always trade for one.
CAPITALISM,HO!
Holy shit how does he get his e-peen up like that, I must know his secret.
That could work, I mean you would consider a hat with a skull, cross bones, and headphones an awesome decoration, right?
Actually…yeah, that is pretty awesome.
*punches in the numbers* …lesse… 89…minus the 67…brings up to +22…in other words, he must be more popular somewhere else.
How in the world he went that fast from fail to not-fail is still beyond me. Maybe its like a light switch.
I'd blame a side effect of the E-Peen-ocalypse… not that I'm complaining any, since I'm happy that I gained my hat and monocle.
Don't remind me Ghost Nappa. I'm STILL trying to get CDI Ganon's back. His E-peen did not recover. Incidentally, his makes LESS sense than Kregain…
How am I supposed to FIND him anyway!? Guy's a total photophobe…
Fixed!
But I got my hat a while back… it's Vintage. :P
*puts on cape*
looks like +1 man still has some work to do!
Hmm… perhaps it's some sort of e-peen backwash?
I have gotten LITERALLY one hat that was not from an achievement, and I traded it for a scrap, not knowing it's value. I've logged 100 + hours. That should be good for at least 2 hats, right? Right? ;_;