HAT FORTRESS 2

It’s actually sad that this is what one of my favorite games has become… but then again I do love them hats!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 29, 2010 · 8:36 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (201 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
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Fashion Faux Pas, PC, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software

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88 Responses to “HAT FORTRESS 2”

  1. IndianCHAN on December 29th, 2010 8:42 pm

    This submission was long overdue.

  2. JesterJoe on December 29th, 2010 8:42 pm

    Two misc items? On my heavy?
    It's more likely then you think

  3. Master Eraqus on December 29th, 2010 8:42 pm

    I thought it was all about trading, but whatever…

  4. Flamerider on December 29th, 2010 8:42 pm

    Demopan, an imagery of what is both the worst, and best, part of Team Fortress 2.

  5. Trogador on December 29th, 2010 8:51 pm

    It's like Grandma's Christmas Present Simulator. But with GUNS.

  6. Crazysam10 on December 29th, 2010 8:52 pm

    "Gabe's choice"

    Gabe, surly you should be choosing

    TO WORK ON EP 3!!!

  7. XPengooX64 on December 29th, 2010 8:54 pm

    NERD ALERT

    The Engi shouldn't have that Candy Cane…

    But it truely is a shame that 95% of people no longer play, they just trade. :C

  8. SS4FireFox on December 29th, 2010 8:56 pm

    will you people stop FUCKING WHINING.

    Does a hat make you better at the game?
    Does my Bill's Hat miraculously make me a better sniper?
    Do you have to pay for a gun that insta kills?

    no,no,and fucking no.

    "I only have one bank account." Then don't fucking buy anything.
    There are no monthly fees, EVERY item that you can buy can be found for free or earned some other way.
    sure, theirs some things, like max's hat, or the frying pan, that you had to pay for, and can't get any more.

    but is there any difference between the pan and the shovel?
    does the severed head of a deranged rabitty thingy make me survive longer?

    No, it;s worse, as no people can tell that i;m nearby melleing because the pan makes a distinct sound.
    No, and now they can see me coming as the ears adds a good few inches to the player's height.

    so shut the fuck up- ya know, whatever. CRY SOME MOAR BABIES.

    side note, ENGIE CAN NOT USE CANDY CANE, SUBMISSION IS HAX.

  9. Spolin on December 29th, 2010 8:56 pm

    I guess I'm the only person left who actually shoots people while wearing my hats…

  10. MogZero on December 29th, 2010 9:09 pm

    Its Christmas day, you find a crate on 2fort, feeling joy you might get a hat of great stature, so you purchase a key. You ready the clicking of the crate, await for it to open, fingers crossed. The creaking sound of the crate as it opens drives you mad! Watching as it goes to the next screen, praying for that hat thats on fire…

    "MogZero Has unboxed a gunboats"

  11. Delta M.R.-59 on December 29th, 2010 9:16 pm

    What makes me a good Demopan?

  12. MexicanJuice on December 29th, 2010 9:38 pm

    So in all honesty, am I the only one who doesn't see TF2 as all about hats? Because I have never actually come across an actual server with nothing but people trading hats and shit. Just people, y'know, playing. It just seems like a bunch of entitled jerks whining about how some cosmetic items ruined their game.

  13. Nyoron on December 29th, 2010 9:39 pm

    IT HAS HATS! THATS PRETTY EFFIN' LEGIT, AMIRIGHT?

  14. FlareKitsu on December 29th, 2010 10:05 pm

    I ATE all the hats. :B

  15. meinmattias on December 29th, 2010 10:26 pm

    Fucking finally. I've been telling people that the point of TF2 is not to kill one another. Stop shooting people! You're only making it worse!

  16. CFW spplmj on December 29th, 2010 10:32 pm

    Hat Fortress 1 was way better.

    It didn't have that stupid gimmick of gameplay, just all hats, all the time

  17. Angemon300 on December 29th, 2010 10:45 pm

    3 bucks for a yellow rag? F*** YEAH I'LL BUY IT!

  18. FoxyMayo on December 29th, 2010 10:55 pm

    When hats first dawned on us, I thought "Okay, so Valve's gonna give us a bit of a way to define the characters. Gnarly. Maybe Valve will release more to further the emphasis of the personalities of each character!"

    That wish came true, with Valve's second hat release. I was pretty content with just that little number of hats. I didn't think the game needed any more.

    Then Valve put the game into the hands of a pack of witless cornhusks known as the "community". Hats were being created without any vision of the original style of the game in mind, and I watched as the game became a hat store. I watched as the game became a stampede of traders whilst the fields of battle became barren. I watched as messages flooded the chat window "TRADING MAX'S HEAD". And yet, amongst all this, I felt that Valve was laughing at us as they offered hats for anyone that buys a game or purchasable keys to crates that would only yield a small chance of getting a hat. It felt like Valve was treating us like rats or something. Only letting us have those coveted items if we were willing to part with our cash and if Valve was in a particularly good mood.

    And yet the only thing I could do was keep playing. Playing, and hoping that things will change. But until then, I'm still gonna try my damnedest to trade this Vintage Engineer's Cap for an Engineer hat I actually want. And maybe I'll pass my message along to that person. And maybe he'll do the same.

  19. MorningMoon on December 29th, 2010 11:11 pm

    TF2 will be about shooting people soon?
    HAT chance!

  20. Grammar Berzerker on December 29th, 2010 11:20 pm

    I never understood this whole hats thing (owns TF2 for the 360). Can anyone explain why it's such a huge bloody deal?

  21. Fearow on December 29th, 2010 11:26 pm

    It appears someone has let loose the trolls. Giving +1's to all.

  22. Jade Catima on December 29th, 2010 11:41 pm

    It's sad because it's true… ;_;

  23. KamikazeGible on December 30th, 2010 12:11 am

    Looks like engie is in the Christmas spirit! Yay! Merry Christmas. God bless us, everyone! ….What? Christmas was how long ago?

  24. Tael on December 30th, 2010 1:25 am

    Ooh, sick burn with the rating.

  25. Zabrio on December 30th, 2010 2:30 am

    Heavy just realized Alien face huggers taste delicious

  26. tstriker1 on December 30th, 2010 2:37 am

    No one can escape the hat lust, no one…

  27. Banjo7J on December 30th, 2010 4:51 am

    Engi using Candy Cane?
    Heavy has 2 miscs?
    IS NOT POSSIBUL.

  28. L3re7z on December 30th, 2010 6:37 am

    And that's why trading servers we're invented people! Stop trading your stupid hats on the Battlefield AND LEARN TO SHOOT SOMEONE!

  29. Zyquux on December 30th, 2010 1:58 pm

    You are POOR AND IRISH!

  30. AManWithACloak on March 20th, 2011 10:07 pm

    I only have 2 hats. the mann co. one, and a donator hat.

  31. ZombieInvasion on July 14th, 2011 8:54 pm

    I am heavy hat guy and this is my hat. *places hate down* every stitch costs one dollar. It was made by engineer babies in vietnam. It costs 35 dollars to wear this hat for a life time.

    WHO TOUCHED SASHA! WHO TOUCHED MY HAT.

    And thats how I invision the meet the heavy hat guy.

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