MISTLETOE, ANYONE?

I don’t normally make out with aliens… but this guy seems on the level.
And what the heck it’s the holidays!
By Jhales

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 27, 2010 · 5:05 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (124 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Aliens, Christmas, Half-Life, Holidays, It's A Trap!, PC, Playstation, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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45 Responses to “MISTLETOE, ANYONE?”

  1. MythicDawn on December 27th, 2010 5:11 am

    Spitter: Aww you so shweet. Gimmie sum shuga!

  2. ZegenRuki on December 27th, 2010 5:14 am

    Oh, Lamarr, you silly headcrab.

  3. rory_m on December 27th, 2010 5:15 am

    I dont kiss on the first date buddy! Under the hat stuff only happens on the 4th date at max!

  4. xilban on December 27th, 2010 5:32 am

    Not bad, but mistletoe does have white berries.

  5. Dabir on December 27th, 2010 6:25 am

    Pretty sure that’s holly.

  6. RemielChibus on December 27th, 2010 7:45 am

    Aww, look…he's even decked himself out in red!

  7. doepker on December 27th, 2010 8:10 am

    Look headcrab, I've already been stuck in this position with an antlion, a combine advisor, a vortigaunt, and Dr. Wallace Breen. I'm sorry, but I'm really not in the mood to see you.

  8. Seto_Kaiba on December 27th, 2010 8:55 am

    If I played Garry's mod more than a few hours at a friend's house, I could probably say something witty with having a semblance of intelligent humor. Instead, I comment on how the wording of Mister's Head-crab's question is directly asking if I would like the mistletoe itself, which I would very much.

    I'd put it over Link's bed while he was sleeping and watch a torrent of fangirls maul him while he's asleep. Or Bakura's, or Marik'. That'd be funny. Then when they''d try to summon a monster from the shadow realm, I'd be like SummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonItSummonIt

  9. SS4FireFox on December 27th, 2010 9:04 am

    YOUR MISTLETOE IS NO MATCH FOR MY TOW-MISSILE
    http://www.andertoons.com/img/cartoon-blog/2010/1

  10. Sr_Pantalones on December 27th, 2010 9:20 am

    Let me give you my response:

    HELL NO!

  11. meinmattias on December 27th, 2010 9:22 am

    Well. It's either that or be alone on New Year's. Pucker up.

  12. finalbankai on December 27th, 2010 10:18 am

    im pretty sure thats holly, not mistletoe

  13. Alpar on December 27th, 2010 10:37 am

    No thanks, got a date with a Combine right down the street.

  14. davebat521 on December 27th, 2010 10:37 am

    don't worry i wont bite … much

  15. Hakokoro on December 27th, 2010 11:05 am

    i only have one awser to this grossing situation…Kiss Me!

    *sunset appears at the background,with slow romantic music*

  16. Nyoron on December 27th, 2010 11:08 am

    I EFFING HATE THOSE THINGS! AND I HATE MISSLETOE(HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT)!

  17. FoxyMayo on December 27th, 2010 12:13 pm

    Hey, I'm a crowbar, so I'll "kiss" ANY headcrab.

    And by "kiss" I mean "bash repeatedly".

  18. J_Hales on December 27th, 2010 12:17 pm

    Glad you guys enjoyed it.
    Someone took my regular Jhales username on intensedebate, so thats my forum name.
    Time to flex my wit and come up with some good ones.

  19. itsnotoveryet on December 27th, 2010 12:22 pm

    well I would but thats not mistletoe sweetie, thats holly
    and people wonder why geeks get this virgin stereotype

  20. Ichiinu on December 27th, 2010 12:23 pm

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    Perhaps Heavy would be willing?

  21. TCC on December 27th, 2010 12:51 pm

    sorry, I'm kinda seeing a xenomorph at the moment…

  22. CakeBard on December 27th, 2010 1:37 pm

    Sure it's just a kiss, but you'll wake up the next morning wondering what the hell you've done and BAM! Your face is pregnant with a headcrab!

  23. Linkman15 on December 27th, 2010 1:41 pm

    Okay, but lets do quic- OH GOD ITS ON MY FACE!!!!

  24. BlurrySandwich on December 27th, 2010 1:55 pm

    I don't always make out with aliens. But when I do…

    I prefer Asaris

  25. ZenDragoon on December 27th, 2010 5:10 pm

    Objection! Mistletoe has white berries!

  26. BTSnoogans on December 27th, 2010 5:33 pm

    Don't get too into it or else you'll get… (hehe) CRABS!
    Hahahahahahaha… Ah… Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stop.

  27. BrawlzyBabe on December 27th, 2010 10:53 pm

    I'm quite afraid that me kissing that thing will end up with me thinking the pants are dead. :/

  28. TheLoneLemon on December 27th, 2010 11:47 pm

    Hey kids guess what Santa got you from Christmas! :D

  29. PEELZ_HERE on December 27th, 2010 11:54 pm

    I'D HIT THAT… WITH MY CROWBAR

  30. Zink120 on December 28th, 2010 1:53 pm

    Hmm, I dunno… Something about this doesn't seem quite right… :/
    Aha!
    That's holly, not mistletoe!

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