The more you think about the world of Angry Birds, the less sense it makes!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 20, 2010 · 2:26 PM
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Say what? Our tactics are a bad idea?
FUCK OFF!
Bird 1: Stop eating like a pig!
pigs: what?
Bird 1+3: Say what? WHAT? WHAT? FUCK OFF
The illegitimate offspring of "DROP DOWN, INCREASE SPEED, REVERSE DIRECTION!"
So that's what Angry Birds is? Crush the Castle with a slingshot instead of a trebuchet?
<img src="http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4c925b517f8b9a4624520000/angry-birds-blackberry.jpg" alt="" width="480" height="360" />
I'd rather use a CAT-A-PELT…those are more effective,
Shawn…
This is Halolz, "Your premiere source of hilarious VIDEO GAME screen captions"
What is this doing here?
Yes, but it has ADORABLE spherical animals instead of bloody CPU-hogging royalty.
This would work better if the Angry Birds were on MOTORCYCLES.
That black bird looked like the black loco roco. (opinion)
So if I wanna break into someone's house I use a giant catapult?
Noted down.
Pffff, fly over there, yeah, good luck with that.
NO!
DON'T START THIS AGAIN! NO!
*Poetically stares at the battlefield*
Another cold stare into the night.
They had honor,
Now dead in the sand.
No one to keep their bodies warm,
But the red, lifeless sand.
Where is the honor?
All I see is blood.
All I see is war.
All I…hum…
*5 minutes later*
Green bacon and eggs!
And then they unlock the Falcon power-up.
Pigs: What the hell-*PAUNCH*
*BACKSTAB*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA just ignore him Shawn. Ignore the man who asks for more images and when you run out of images might resort to hated things that will ruin my chances to use them as trolling devices…
MAKIN BACON!
Step 1. Get catapults
Step 2. Get 4 birds
Step 3. Launch birds at Pig Fortress
Step 4. ??????
Step 5. PROFIT!
I guess the mother is "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T STOP WOBBLING SIDEWAYS!"
Slam self into wall; CRUMBLE FORTRESSES.
A, B, A, B!
REVERSE CARD OPEN!
…I see what you did there.
Run toward the enemy headfirst.
Walk off cliffs if you're green.
Reveal weak point every few seconds.
Defend building by catching the most common and weakest creatures.
NO'S ON MOTORCYCLES!
Cream gravy.
GOD DAMMIT!
inb4Roflrage
*dead ringer*
*switches to pyro takes Sniper's razorback then brings out Flamethrower and points it a DM*
I have a legitimate reason, now silence so I can speak!
I say this as to not demanding more images, im saying this because simply the Iphone/touch/pad/etc is not a gaming platform and does not have any actual games. This being on a video game site is wrongly placed.
Hey, free mobile game is free. Also amusing.
Normally the brain of bird is a size of a pea.
I'm surprised that those pigs have a brain that is a size of a flea.
Oh u.
OBJECTION! If Yahtzee approves, then it counts.
I think the argument is that what we saw was not a VIDEO GAME, rather, a GAME VIDEO. /being that horrible guy that explains the joke
and he calls every game horrible, and plays today's Shooters for the single player only.
Uh no.
(though it is hilarious to watch)
I don't mind game videos.
I mean that angry birds is not a game.
*cue bird cluster screech*
But he does call them games. What, are you going to say the PSP is a really restricted Itouch?
Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er, say what one more Goddamn time!
im just exaggerating a bit no need t…
*puts down playing Persona 3 portable*
I own a PSP.
and I value the games on it more so then the games on my DS.
I unfortunately cannot subscribe to this because I refuse to shop at Gamestop, and they're effectively the #1 shop I've boycotted for the past three years. And UMD's I don't see at Target or anywhere else really; the ones they have are typically junk I don't want to play.
It really isn't marketed well, unlike consoles. I'll personally take a laptop right now, just because I know laptops don't bitch about running emulators or movie files.
…I'm just loling at the fact that Grashbar's rage is getting upvoted more than the TROLLS ON MOTORCYCLES(?!).
More like:
Be angry; Follow the voices in your head.
I do get what you mean with it, poor marketing, I have to constantly convert my video files so it would play it. and I personally want to keep on playing P3P and Peace Walker etc… so I won't downgrade my PSP, install a pandora battery just so I can play emulators.
you have to look at all of the titles to see what you want for it pretty much.
BTW why do you avoid gamestop? bad experience?
Was suprised at that myself. o.o
…in other, cryptic news..
beta broke mah mine.
*doot doodoot doooooooooooooooot*
beta broke mah mine.
Oh then i'll be on my way to jump off the window to redeem my honor, huzzah.
I personally hate how little they give for items, the poor quality of some of the used items they have, and their marketing strategy in general. I'm personally sticking to Steam and Gog.com for my gaming needs, and if I ever need a console, I'd probably go to Fry's Electronics.
Coming from a guy who is currently addicted to CS:S and Half-Life mods like Sven Co-op, that should say something. My last game purchases were two of the Tex Murphy games (Pandora Directive & Under a Killing Moon) and Myst…
Oh yeah. I'm stuck in the indie-retro pool of gaming. Its pretty awesome regardless, since, y'know, thats the foundation for all gaming.