MGS

War has changed, but his secret recipe has not!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2010 · 4:36 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (275 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Serious Business, Tasty Treats

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79 Responses to “MGS”

  1. rory_m on December 18th, 2010 4:41 am

    Snake to see the lasers your gonna need to equip the smokey bacon burgers! But your health will go down if you do!

    BUT OTACON IF I DO I MAY BE EXPOSED TO MSG!

  2. Tael on December 18th, 2010 4:47 am

    I would make a finger licking good joke, but I know nothing about the MGS series.

    But here's this, if you live in Australia:

    It's just not cricket without the Big Boss.

  3. AuraMaster on December 18th, 2010 4:50 am

    I wonder what it tastes like? Fry it with seven herbs and spices and find out!

  4. DTurboKiller on December 18th, 2010 4:52 am

    The world is facing a new threat, hidden somewhere beneath Shadow Moisture Island. Opposers are rising to the cause of vegetarianism and the utter elimination of meat. Only one human can stand in their way: Solid Burger. One man, one goal…

    MUST GRILL STEAK

  5. GameboyPATH on December 18th, 2010 5:03 am

    I don't want to be the one to tell him he can't smoke on the job.

  6. FoxyMayo on December 18th, 2010 5:07 am

    So does this make Snake the Colonel?

    "Colonel? Colonel?? COLONEEEELLLLLLL!!"

  7. Shatman on December 18th, 2010 5:27 am

    MGS doesn't have seven herbs and spices. Its employees, however, have seven ways to kill you with their thoughts.

  8. Master Eraqus on December 18th, 2010 5:51 am

    *Insert hilarious comment related to the post here*

  9. MythicDawn on December 18th, 2010 6:04 am

    Snake… smiling?

    BLASPHEMY I SAY!

  10. ZombieGoatse on December 18th, 2010 6:08 am

    I have nothing clever to comment with.

  11. Vlauer on December 18th, 2010 6:47 am

    HEY, GENTLEMEN!

    I know it's totally offtopic, but I've notessed, that our missing e-peens have returnet to us! :D

  12. doepker on December 18th, 2010 7:27 am

    I'm guessing they cook the chicken in the microwave hallway from MGS4.

  13. Mr Plen on December 18th, 2010 8:25 am

    They make you look at your order for at least 30 minutes before you get to eat it.

  14. Captain Rehab on December 18th, 2010 8:50 am

    My spider senses are tingling, they say this will be on a future T-shirt
    *cough*takethehint*cough*

  15. chuckpebble on December 18th, 2010 9:04 am

    Alright, this is a stretch so forgive me.
    Remember the urban legend that they had to be called KFC because they weren't legally allowed to use the word 'chicken' anymore? This because they were raising "genetically engineered lumps of meat with no beaks or feathers".
    See where I'm going with this yet?
    Let me lay it all out there.
    Genetically Engineered Super Soldier (with no genitalia)!!!!

  16. Gaytits on December 18th, 2010 9:28 am

    So how does it taste?

  17. Alpar on December 18th, 2010 9:30 am

    SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

    I'M GOING TO KEEP DEMANDING CHEESEBURGERS UNTIL YOU LIKE IT!

  18. Neentendow on December 18th, 2010 10:07 am

    OH GEE WHIZ, I HOPE THE PETA DOESN'T TOTALLY COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND MAKE A PARODY OF ME!

  19. Luigi676 on December 18th, 2010 10:19 am

    They had to get the rations from somewhere…

  20. Mentlegen on December 18th, 2010 12:25 pm

    *Throws money at Shawn*

    SHIRT, NOW!

  21. IndianCHAN on December 18th, 2010 1:15 pm

    No, Shawn…

    War NEVER Changes.

  22. AubviusTroll on December 18th, 2010 4:06 pm

    I thought his favorite type of meat was METAL DEER…

  23. Totema on December 18th, 2010 4:30 pm

    *Revolver Ocelot visits his local MGS*

    "This chicken is the best chicken ever." *twirling a drumstick around his finger*

  24. Darth_Destro on December 18th, 2010 5:23 pm

    The secret to great tasting chicken at MGS is the MSG.

  25. Vosur on December 18th, 2010 6:21 pm

    !

  26. MasterLuigi452 on December 18th, 2010 6:23 pm

    They better make a warning sign.
    I've lost 4 fingers at KFC already!!!

  27. Kam_Fakami on December 18th, 2010 7:59 pm

    And no one make a joke about the Taco Bell/KFCs that exist.

  28. Jimmy on December 18th, 2010 9:00 pm

    Your move arteries, your move.

  29. uzumakiclan43 on December 18th, 2010 9:17 pm

    MGS IS PEOPLE!!!!

  30. TheLoneLemon on December 21st, 2010 11:48 am

    He'll choke you if you dont like his chicken

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