Possibly the greatest killcam shot ever! The Sniper truly is a jarate master!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 17, 2010 · 7:41 PM
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True Jarate Masters
Falcon Kick from the Dead
But not being proficient in "Falcon", Sniper subsequently lost one of his legs from attempting to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of energy required to perform the thrust. The one that hit the Soldier's face now suffers from 3rd degree burns all up to his calf.
We now take you live to the Demoman with the weather.
"ITS GONNA RAIN YA FINE DANDIES EYEBALLS"
Thank you Demoman.
And now, back to the fight.
Ostrich KICK!
".…To the Soldier, who has spent his entire life fighting for the freedom of America."
Soldier: Outstanding!
"Who fought valiantly, and unofficially, in World War II and in his own imaginary conflicts so that Democracy remained protected from those who wished to take it away….."
Soldier: You deserve a medal!
"I leave a vintage Tyrant's Helm and five crates of my finest canned beans."
Soldier: Hoo-AH!
"….And a boot to the head."
Soldier: *crit* AAAAaaaaaUUUUUGh!
"And one more for Jenny and the wimp."
Jenny: *crit* OOH!
Hank: *crit* OW!
Is it true that in-game hats have watered down the Team Fortress experience and are just cheap gimmicks? A new study finally clears up this debate, once and for all. The Pyro has more.
Pyro: Mmph. Mmmmph mph mmmmmph mpmmmhp hudda hummph humph. Hummmph hudda hudda huh mmph. Huts muppph hudda hudda mmmph mmph hudda mphhh.
TF2 player: I agree.
Sir Kemper: Well, personally, I think th….
TF2 player: Also I belive that hats should-
Sir Kemper: HEY! SHUT UP! I'M TALKING. *ban* Now anyways….
King Grimlock: "CHARMANDER!"
Sir Kemper: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Pyro: Mmmmph mmmph hudda mmph? Hudda hoo. Hudda hudda mmmmph mpph. Hudda mmmph mpmm muff huffvare.
Gabe Newell: My favorite class is the Spy.
Pyro: Mmmmph mmmph. Mmmmph hudda hudda mmph mph. Mph Pyro- huddle mph hoos.
New definition to "Headshot"
"Wave goodbye to your head, wanka!…..cause i'm gonna kick it off…."
What fight?
In the time that Demoman gave the weather-forecast , "Lieutenant Falcon" obliterated what was left of the soldier, went to his parents' house, took a shower, opened a can of beans and ate heartily, found a cure for the common cold, destroyed world hunger, brought world peace, killed everyone Light Yagami couldn't, went back to his van, saluted Captain Falcon as he was shedding a single manly tear with Kamina's sunglasses, went onto Halolz and gave the comment a +4, found his way back onto the field with his sniper rifle, backstabbed a spy, and finally finished the fight off with a children's cardgame.
Sniper's a busy bloke, mate.
Only true Falcon's can kill their teammate without friendly fire on.
Was wondering when this would pop up here.
Beauty!
Of course, it took all of his life energy just to attempt to perform a Falcon Kick
Scout: Hey look man as long as those hats don't impede my ability to crack skulls in I have no issue with the matter.
Sniper: I second the motion of the hyperactive hooligan.
Scout: WHO YOU CALLIN HOOLIGAN YOU PISS-THROWIN *Camera cuts off*
Engineer: I dunno. I camp the base anyway. Who the hell is going to see my hats anyway? Except maybe the occasional spy.
Spy: Bah. hats are useless to me. I mean, IM INVISIBLE. I'm not supposed to be spotted or seen! Besides, I already know I am a very handsome rogue, what good is a hat to me?
Soldier: IMPROVISATION THROUGH THE STEEL POT HAS GREATLY IMPROVED MY ABILITY TO BE HEADSHOTTED! THE TYRANT HELM HASN'T HELPED EITHER. However my old staff seargent hat that I stole back in the day still allows me to cosplay as the greatest American ever in the GREATEST MOVIE EVER!
Demoman: Ahwahshayerassisgrassandimthegrassman…..
Medic: They're all dummkopfs and zee goggles do nothing for me but make me very popular with geeks. And they help me with science. *Runs finger along ubersaw blade*
Heavy: Dah, ever since leaving home country, I do not find need for ushanka on my head. Sasha says it makes my head look fat.
Pyro: Huddaaa….. (all glory to the brain slugs…)
"Next, to the know-it-all Spy."
Spy: But of course
"I leave a boot to the head."
Spy: *Pow* Was there ever any doubt?
"And one for Jenny and the wimp."
Jenny: OOH!
Hank: OW!
SPINZAKU- I mean, HELISNIPER!
Now all we need is someone to make a sniper version of this: http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/a1fa792e63b2cfaabe…
and sorry for my inability to imbed the picture. It seems to fail whenever i do it -_-'
One of thems a spy. i know it.
I always feel so bad laughing at that image when I see it.
*cringe*
Heavy noclip flashback
The cripple deserved it!
But for those who would rather not see a wheelchair bound girl spinzaku'd…
LULUCOPTER! http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/108/8/9/Le…
……CONFIRMED SNIPER MOVE FOR TF2 BETA TESTING :U
Soldier: You call that throwing a crit boot at my eye!? Why my mother could….
"And one for Soldier as well for good measure"
*Steel Toe'd!*
Soldier: AUGH MY EYEEEEE
His legs are as powerful as a roo trained by Chuck Norris!
And without fire.
This is what happens when you run out of Huntsman ammo. Screw arrows when you have a perfectly good leg!
Those Spys won't know what hit them. >:U
How can he do a falcon kick when he is a jarate master?
Jarate Kick?
*Peppy buzzes in* Be careful, it's a trap!
inb4Admiral Ackbar: "IT'S A TRAP!"
OMG LOLNUB WHERES HIS HAT
Spy in the sky?
New Unlock: Gunboats (Sniper Edition)
"And so, to my cat, Saxton, I leave my entire vast-- boot to the head."
Saxton: *crit* MREEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
This just goes to show, there is more than one way to get a headshot.
Martial Arts Update for weapon slot, exclusive by Valve.
does this mean that the sniper is going to get horribly nerfed in team fortress 3?
Use bombs wisely!
Anyone else get their e-peen reverted?
We must have appeased Falcon with this post.
Falcon Kick without flames?
That's not a true Falcon Kick.
"1.21 gigawatts of energy"
GREAT SCOTT!!!
And without on.
Mine's higher than before. Was 64p.
Do a barrel roll! (press Z or R twice)
The e-peenocalypes update was clearly undone, restoring our e-peens. They're all higher than before because all the post e-peenocalypes comments now affect our e-peens normally.
It doesn't show up for me.
Hey, we just got a Medieval Update, so anything is possible.
THE BOMB HAS ALMOST REACHED THE FINAL TERMINUS
Medic: I'm Fully Charged!! FULL POWER! Oust, Oust!
Rocket Jumper Soldier: TIME TO TROLL! Medic! Medic!
Sniper: TROLL SOLDEIR!
Medic: Sniper!
Sniper: Jumper Soldier, it seems being removed is becoming for you and me. Medic, There can only be one long distance fighter, I leave you the new crossbow and Sniper title from today forward!
Soldier: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
*Leaps out of camping area*
Soldier: I will never stop trolling our medic! NEVER!
Sniper: FALCON KIIICK!
Medic: SNIPER!
VICTORY!
Red Team VIPs:
Sniper
Medic
Heavy
hrm, it should just pop out in a little window… http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/9dfb3690…
incase it still doesn't work, here is a youtube version of spinzaku rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
It worked this time, anyway, I recognize that. Someone uses it as their avatar on the Escapist.
:O
Tight, now I claim my rightfully deserved 69p
Dear god I hope for the Soldier's sake that the boots weren't made 100% out of the stuff they used for the Bushwacka…
I don't need to use bombs wisely, cause ROB will send me some more in a few minutes.
No it's not, but the Sniper is getting there.
And some people don't understand the merits of the kill cam. Shameful.
EDIT: After looking at it a second time, I think it looks more like Ken's "I'd like some pound cake!" move than a Falcon Kick. The latter comes down from above more. Sorry to get all technical on such an awesome shot.
YEHEHEHESSS!!!
I'M BACK!
<img src="http://scifun.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/1267552136847.jpg">
Also… MY E-PEEN IS BACK!
HUZZA!!
Ellis: DId I ever tell you how I got this hat? Y'see, my buddy Keith and I, we just LOVED zombie-slayin'--on the video games, of course. Well, anyway, we bought this game: "Left 4 Dead 2." And I thought it was a good game, don't get me wrong. But when I went back to TF2, I found out that I just frickin' won this hat o' mine! So I wondered how on Earth I was--
And without teammates.
All Hail Captain Sniper,the australian priest of church of falcon
"And another for Jenny and the wimp."
Jenny: OWW!
Hank: Augh!
Boot is dominating Jenny.
Boot is dominating Hank.
Falcon Kick Your Own Teammate
SHOW NO REMORSE
*useD
I'm pretty sure he got banned recently ("for proudly flaunting his rule breaking ways" or something like that). Sad, because that gif always made me laugh while I read his posts.
Damn, a lot happened since that last time I went there.