“Hey, Puppet Pal Soldier.”
“Yeah, Puppet Pal Scout?”
“Do you know what my favorite game for the Xbox 360 is?
“No, what is your favorite game for the Xbox 360?
“The Orange BONK!”
By Naburus [via Dueling Analogs]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 9, 2010 · 3:04 PM
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THAT SCOUT IS A PUPPET!
Scout: Hey Puppet class Soldier!
Soldier: What is it, Puppet class Scout?
Scout: Do you know what time it is?
Soldier: Is it overtime?
Scout: Nope! *Neck extends* It's BONK time!
*Bonk*
BOYS WE HAVE A PUPPET!
even though he's wearing a helmet, I'm pretty sure the soldier FELT that…. FELT! :U
*headsplode*
You're gonna bust my kneecaps? Well, good luck with that considering I'M A PUPPET!
i miss dexter's lab
Dare anyone here not agree with such a statement, I shall be disappoint.
Fortress friends… ASSEMBLE!!!
I think that scout is being controlled by a spy.
I mean what's up with those strings and those souless eyes.
Boomerang.
I miss Toonami, too. Remember when CN had good shows? (granted, Flapjack is awesome, but most of the other shows are complete crud)
It costs $400,000 to play with these puppets… for 12 seconds.
But they feel so good, that's all the time you need ;D
THAT PUPPET IS A TERRORIST!
Sillence!… I kill you!
not the same. not everyone gets boomerang either
Silly Alpar, disappoint is for kids, on a serious note I miss good cartoons in general most cartoons now adays are sucky and lame and are toned way down unlike the good days when they were allowed to be violent and funny.woohoo violence in mah cartoons!
What IS that mysterious ticking noise?!
Aye, that's the way you do it!
Boomerang's got an unbalanced schedule, almost as bad as the FUNimation channel. To hell with that.
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
That my friend, is a superhero secret…
The modern cartoons today are so bad, I actually believe they help unlock mental retardation.
….No seriously.
it helps though… sometimes… sometimes I can watch it and forget what cartoons have become…
I remember the time then a punch wasn't edited out by a flash of the screen… Then again, I also remember there were 150 pokemon and 4 ninja turtles….
Wrong Puppet Pals, thanks for trying.
<img src=http://games.gearlive.com/blogimages/bonk.jpg>
good thing it's a suppository!
Oh well at least there's still violent video games and some anime that are still pretty good.
…Well, one anime at least…
I think a soy is secretly controlling that scout. I mean, look at those strings and those souless eyes…
*proceeds to break wrist*
Not so much as the violence as certain elements, like guns and bombs. Idiots think that kids will get the wrong idea. As if violent video games haven't done that already
Jack Thompson? Is that you?
MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF FELT!
Exception: Phineas and Ferb. Chowder and Flapjack can be good, too.
Sadly, I think Cartoon Network and Nick figured out that live action shows are cheaper.
Leo for the last time, Haruhi is not the only good anime. You just seriously hate 99.99% of it for whatever reason.
YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY WRISTS?!
*scissors*
I can actually enjoy those shows once in a while, actually… But I live in Holland.
Holland = Language voice-over.
Trust me, it looks like shit.
Leo hates other animes because it's not Haruhi. I myself prefer Evangelion and almost anything else made by Gainax.
…the horror…The Horror… THE HORROR!!! *shudders in corner*
If it's not Haruhi, Trigun, or some knockoff of a videogame made into an anime, apparently it sucks.
“Hey, Puppet Pal Soldier.”
“Yeah, Puppet Pal Scout?”
“Do you know what day is today?"
“Humm…is it Bonk day?"
“Not!”
*Takes Puppet Pal Scout disguise off*
"GARBAGE DAY!"
*shoots Puppet Pal Soldier*
When you say it like that, I sound biased. If you want to make me seem biased, then…
Nearly all anime is crap. (Happy?)
There are a couple exceptions. Mainly Haruhi and Trigun. Xenosaga and Touhou animes were pretty good (well, what little there were of them), but they don't really count since they were canceled.
So with Trigun done, and Xenosaga/Touhou canceled, that leaves one anime, which has been in development limbo for a while, minus one amazing movie.
ha! I was waiting a long time to see this kind of joke
Fairy Tail is good.
Also, one amazing movie? Try every movie by Hayao Miyazaki.
Cool story, Leo.
*ahem* Hi Leo, allow me to introduce you to Samurai Jack. And if you have some spare time, Studio Ghibli and Gainax would like to visit.
I….never ever ever ever ever EVER had this thought cross my mind. I never thought a post could actually make me both nostalgic AND hate myself.
BEING OLD SUCKS. Also what the fuck happened to you Cartoon Network. You used to be cool.
PUPPET CLASS SOLDIER THERES A SPY IN YOUR BED *BONK* BONK!
Samurai Jack is more of a cartoon than anime, IMO. : /
Spirited Away was the reason I started watching Miyazaki movies whenever I got the chance.
Shut the hell up, dumbass.
(Not flaming, impersonating another of Jeff Dunham's crew)
Sploosh.
the joke here is console fps
And what happened then, well on Halolz they say, the site's awesome ratings grew three levels that day.
Adventure Time is friggin' hilarious
I see what you did there.
(I never could figure out how to beat the final boss >_<)
Jack Thompson? People pay more attention to Luigi than him.
THAT PUPPET IS NOT OURS!
VALVE GAMES ON CONSOLES!
ITS SEEMS I AM NOT THE ONLY PUPPET!
Logical conclusion:
<img src="http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/OYBZrRCCrXE/0.jpg">
I believe you'll need these sunglasses.
VALVE GAMES ON CONSOLES?
mine was princess mononoke
one anime i like is gintama (i like the episodic nature to it)
Do Miyazaki movies count as anime? I'm more referring to… frick, what's the plural for "series"? Is it still just "series"?
VALVE GAMES ON CONSOLES
Oh dexter's lab. That never gets old.
Sadly, it has gone the way of all good networks. They have a few great years, then suddenly crap. It's the Mtv model.
VALVE SOFTWARE ON HOME GAMING SYSTEMS!
CONSOLES ON VALVE GAME
Wait…
*drops plethora of hats in overdramatic nature*
"I never really was on your side (of the wall that is :D)"
"But they feel so good, that's all the time you need."
….
*opens mouth to say something clever, but nothing comes out.*
THE FREAKIN' SOLDIER'S A PUPPET!
T-F-PUPPET PALS!
T-F-PUPPET PALS!
LOTS OF FUN FOR GUYS AND GALS!
So you can see sound!? Like that one chick from Heroes?
Engie: HEAVY, GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!
Heavy: *tiptoes out*
And hats.
I'd assume so…
Also, AuraMaster, completely agreed 100% right there with you.
Alpar, I love you right now. You just reminded me that I have the new Funimation owned Trigun DVD box set to watch. Thanks!!! :D I needed something to do.
How racist. Just because it's not from Japan.
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I NEED MOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I miss Tom from Toonami and was terrified when he died in that special with the red blob intruder thing that caused him to blow up parts of his ship. The V 2.0 one was BADASS though…ah, the memories…Tenchi Muyo!, Big O, Dragonball Z, man…WTF Cartoon Network?!? WTF!??
Spy Puppet: HA!!! I FELT up your mother last night!!!
Scout: (O_o) …so you bonked her?
Spy: Indeed.
Scout: *Sobs*
You haven't watched it yet?!
GO NAOW! Before it's too late!
Another one's down…poor man…
JboneDRS has alerted the nostalgic hoard!
There there…vent all you need. We've all been through it…
Heavy: TEE EFF PUPPET PALS!
hilarity ensues
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X-BOX'S ON MOTORCYCLES ON VALVE GAMES
I think there is a typo. Where it says "xbox 360" I believe it meant to say "PC"
holy… puppet pals, wow i havent seen those in a very very long time
No offense but Adventure Time just seems so incredibly stupid. Out of all the newer shows that I hate Adventure Time is second only to "Dude what would happen?" (CartoonNetwork's version of Jackass).
Personally it was shows like Chowder and Flapjack that made me stop watching TV. It was just so much unrestrained stupid with a little humor thrown in. But I do miss Toonami. Specifically DBZ.
ITS OVER 9000! not 8000.
Hell yeah, Phineas and ferb is a great one. Also kick buttowski for some reason i think is really great…
/weeaboo
OH U!!!!
U
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U
U
U
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This tickles my childhood in a good way. A Funny way…. I need an adult…
Have you SEEN the horrors on the airwaves recently? I turned on Cartoon Network and Adventure Time was on. My eyes have finally started to scab over from all that bleeding.
Scout: Hey Puppet Pal Soldier, I just found a really cool item! Wanna know what it is?
Soldier: Is it a hat Puppet Pal Scout?
Scout: Nope, it's a can of BONK! *Bonk*
Everyone who doesn't 5 star this now has no soul. And is a Timmy.
Thank god for Boomerang.
DIGITALLY ENHANCED ENTERTAINMENT DEVICES CONCEIVED AND DEVELOPED BY A CORPORATION NAMED AFTER A DEVICE USED TO CONTROL THE FLOW OF A FLUID OPERATED WHILE MANEUVERING A VEHICLE CONSISTING OF TWO CIRCULAR OBJECTS AND AN ENGINE!
I like the art style for Chowder, but plotwise…. nothing beats the old Toonami shows. I still remember how excited I was when they finally moved Yuyu Hakusho from Adult Swim to Toonami :D
inb4 I am an adult
You are an adult.
Hey, I notice most of these comments are based on people missing old cartoon shows. Tell me, what is the general Halolz consensus on Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy? Personally, it was my favorite cartoon ever of all time.
Yes watch that which is very awesome and funny and receive the ability to dodge bullets and kick ass! (product and watching said anime may not actually give you those abilities but would be kick ass if they did.) I so need to own said trigun box set!
This game's winner is…..Ichiinu!
Who's this Luigi?
I miss Animaniacs. =<
I… I have a little sister… And we have Disney Channel… Someone please put me out of my misery!
IN THREE DIMENSIONS!
Scout. Scout. Felt-puppet scout.
TIMMEH!
Demoman!
Well, I like Ben Ten…
I miss Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Dexter's Lab (the old one not that new crap) Powerpuff Girls, Thundercats, Flintsones, the original Pokemon (Misty included)…
It's all the fault of you young whippersnappers, with you'r hulahoops, and you iPads, and your Windows 7 and your kaki shorts, and you Top Fuckin Percentage Rattermacallzits, and your Halos and you Spychecks…
(more old man ramblings)
…back in my day, we only had one deity. Captain Falcon, and we made regular sacrifices, by gum! And…and…oh….
…I miss me wife…
Well, at least the Soldier was wearing a helmet.
Dexter!!!
Also, what in the name of scouts mother happened to my e-peen?!
In Mexico, Boomerang only has teen soap operas from argentina. Someone please kill me, maybe there are good cartoons in heaven
Here's another (fairly) old-school cartoon reference:
Heavy: MY CHEEKS! I WISH THEY WERE MADE OF STEEL!
Scout: I hope you mean your face…
Heavy: I DO!
If anyone gets this Nickelodeon reference circa 2000/2001, they will get an absolutely scrumptious, crunchy dessert with tiny pieces of chocolate cooked into them.
$39.99 @ Best Buy I got one of the last two box sets there on Black Friday.