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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 1, 2010 · 1:59 AM
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This joke's so bad…
I need two posts to make fun of it
Your mother is so fat, Snorlax told her to lose weight.
Your mother is so slow, she makes Slowbro look like he's on a motorcycle.
Your mother is so ugly, Mr. Mime is the only one who could kiss her.
Your mother is so fat, she needs an Onyx to get her off. And he'll never recover from that.
…yeah I'm out of material. I can't put THAT much effort into this lame of a post.
Oh no he didn't…
In fact, this post was so bad, MY E-PEEN DROPPED 10 POINTS.
That or that one post that went over 100 points just cycled through. But my version's funnier.
Yo mama so fat, she… she wish she ain't so fat!
Come to think of it… my e-peen dropped as well.
inb4 Slowbro on motorcycles
Damnit HOW DARE YOU DISARM MY TRAP CARD!
And CDI GANON! HE'S NOT CLASSY ENOUGH ANYMORE! NOOOOOOOOO
oh yeah?… well your so weak YOU take damage from splash!
Yo momma so fat if she were a pokemon she'd break her pokeball
Your momma's so ugly, they took the Atrocious classification away from Gyarados and gave it to her.
Your momma's so stupid she thinks you find nuggets in the Pokemon Center's refrigerator.
Your momma's so fat she gets a Magnitude 10 every time she takes a step.
Your momma's so weak, she makes Dunsparce look like an uber.
Your momma's so smelly, Skuntank sprayed her to try to make her smell better.
Your momma's so nasty, she has Metapod use Harden and String Shot at least five times a day.
Well yo momma so stupid she thought this was a good post and 5'd it
Least ur still allowed to wear ur top hat an monocal D:
how'd i lose 30+ Epeen!
When your momma sees a KFC even wolf can't stop her.
Just hope your two stay together at the top…
your mommas so Big, she makes wailord look like a slipper
…I give you kudos for the Gyarados one. That one was in fact the most awesome one yet. THAT should've been on the submission.
Your momma's so fat, a trainer threw a Heavy Ball at her, and it said "Oh, FUCK no!"
Sounds like someone's mass murdering your guys Epeen, I would blame a spy for this happenstance, that or some midget with a Epeen lowering gun on a pony that sparkles under the bright light of the full moon.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF stop that.
Okay seriously what is going on here. Some troll made multiple accounts and went on -1 spree again? I'm +1 everyone as I speak.
As will I.
You must stay strong. Darkness will always find a way into a wounded heart.
01.12. 2010 The day when e-peens fell. Mine dropped exactly 58p.
man in a suit: Mr.mog?
Mog: yes?
Man in a suit: your epeen is lower than 69, were taking them back.
Mog: taking what?
Man in a suit: don't play dumb
Mog: NNNNNOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!
Smooooth.
The same reason mine dropped 10 points in literally half a minute?
Forwards, Knights of the E-Peen! Right this wrong that has happened to us! +1's for EVERYONE!
"Can't let you do tha*SPLAT*"
Yo mama so fat, when she uses splash it does damage.
*Walks up to a podium*
Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe that this is a dark day in commenting history when some of the best and brightest are brought down because of some Hacker or maybe a glitch. We have the +1 initiative going and hope that it will restore the best back to their prior status. Till then I wish that these men will get their top hats and monocles back and if this person be discovered may a mob of angry beavers eat off his nuts and squirrels ravage his corpse.Good luck and god speed to those who deserve their hats and monocles back.
*Steps down from podium*
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against TOP-HATTED MONOCLE-BEARERS.
What happened to your e-peen son?
I promisse i won't say I'm disappoint…
Edit: My e-peen just dropped 30 points, as we talked.
IT'S SO SMALL! IS (not) FUNNY TO ME!
Your momma's so fat that she needs a Dragonite to use fly.
Your momma's is so ugly, trainers use their pokédex for info when they see her.
Your momma's is so ugly, she doesn't need "Roar" to make anything run away in fear.
Oh god now I have to draw it…
your momma's so ugly that everyone trow pokeballs at her thinking she a muk
wtf the rep thing drop from 54 to 19
My +1's give +1 to +1ing.
Also: F***, happened to me too. it was 78 or something too…
THIS POST IS SO BAD, I LOST MY ABILITY TO MAKE A JOKE DERP.
Even a REVIVE won't help.
THIS IS A DISASTER.
Whats happening to everyone's e-peen. WE MUST +1 LIKE MAD CRAZY.
*+1's everyone like mad crazy*
This pic sucks so much that… tha
Wow, this pic sucks so much I can't even say anything funny to make fun of how much this sucks.
Really its like Falcon Heene all over again.
This might be a possible explanation…
Hell hath no fury like a gentleman de-peen'd
Hold on your hats and moncles, people, this could be a wild ride…
Hm… mine doesn't seem to have gone down. Why is this?
You have something we need… Morpheus.
*swipes Top Hat and monocle*
In that case…
TRAP CARDS ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
I'd say it's ranking at about 1.5 Courage Kratos
It's obvious!
*shoots Hejiru*
YOU are the RED Troll!
Watch, he will turn RED any second now…
Make a good draw and i will give you fame, power, money and chili dogs!
…or maybe i will just +1 you…
Shawn is so drunk, he actually posted this.
Our comments are so mean, Shawn is crying in fetal position.
Now i feel so bad, I'm really sorry. :(
Can't let you drop those e-cocks! Especially not on Wolf Wednesday!
*+1's everyone*
Edit: E-Peen dropped from 64p to 1p? No way! I don't believe it!
*Watches Hejiru's corpse*
So we still have a problem…
AWWW SNAP! SHIT JUST GOT REAL MAN!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*you're*
No! Wait! My score just dropped!
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
I lost 39 points. I barely had any to lose!
Yo momma's so dumb, she hurt herself in confusion!
Yo momma is so fat that she makes Wailords say "DAAAAAAAAAAAYM!"
Yo mama so stupid, she don't know if you're a boy or a girl…wait…
I'm sorry, that's not your mother. Please, excuse me.
Yo mama's so fat, even her hitbox is ten times the size of Reimu's entire body.
…Oh yes… I went there.
I PROMISE NOTHING! (Also I do not know how to directly link images. Care to enlighten?)
So, she's past big, healthy, husky and fluffy?
WHOA.
I had over 100
WHAT HAPPENED
WHY IS MY E-PEEN ALMOST HALVED.
WHAT CAN I SHOW THE E-LADIES NOW?
Someone needs to -1 this so the other one appears up top.
EDIT: Done. No more -1s.
EDIT 2: Really? This one's back up top.
EDIT 3: Better. Now keep it that way; this post doesn't need to be edited AGAIN.
Big problem.
Alright, whos ready to find this Troll
See here for more information.
EDIT: Got rid of the example code because I couldn't get it to stop showing up as a blank. I am fail. :(
*post at over 70 e-peen, e-peen drops to 16*
FFFFUUUUUUUU……..
Yo mama so fat, she needs to noclip to fit through the spawn room door!
Here's my theory on our dropping e-peens:
IntenseDebate finally enforced inflation (errr…no pun intended) of +1's. All those times of helping to boost each other finally backfired.
Luckily, I only dropped about 5 points and can still don the Gentlemanly Attire.
EDIT: Now that I look at some of the other profiles, I have a revised theory. Recently, IntenseDebates released an update. I believe the new rep system (known colloquially as "e-peen") puts more weight of the number of comments rather than their score. This would explain why my e-peen only dropped 5 points and AuraMaster is still over 100, while CdiGanon had his almost halved. This is supported by the fact that those hardest hit (that I checked, anyway) have less than 200 comments.
That's my theory anyway; any other input is welcome.
Oh dear… It appears that this comment has cut my e-peen down by some 40-odd points…
IT'S A TRAP!
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&am…
2 Pokeflutes? Does that mean we need to use 2 Chesto Berries for the same thing?
Screw the fact that you're getting TWO +1's for the price of one… You just made my day.
Grab your torch and pitchforks!
Well, that DOES make sense… but the troll version is more fun.
Oh wow. I am so sorry for your loss. *goes to remove top hat*
Wait…
*looks at E-Peen*
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Whoa. Looks like Wolf's own powers backfired on him.
The real question is… must I relinquish my gentlemanly attire?
Whelp, that blows.
…While coming to notice, mine has not dropped?
EDIT:
Fuck.
I only have torches and throw axes :(
Your momma's so ugly, she makes other pokemon OBLIVIOUS.
Also, Dunsparce may be weak but the para-flinch strategy is very annoying.
+1 for Gabriel Iglesias reference.
Your momma's so ugly, she makes gen 5 look good.
Not even Max Revive…
But yes he did…
._.
Not sure what mine is…
Edit: Wow, not much gone. Like 20 pts.
Edit2: HOLYCRUD ITS ONE NOW
*spazzes*
Also, +1s for everyone!
Is it just me or did my epeen go DOWN from 91? The trolls…they seem to be in full force now…
Edit: how did this get here?
Son of a GUN!
I was literally EDGING on 69p!!
You are lucky, mine dropped 30p and, god…just take a look at CdiGanon's e-peen…so sad. ;-;
Nappa: WHAT -63P?!
There is no way that can be right…
The two comments are getting out of order! C'mon, guys, we ust rate this comment higher than the other one!
Yo mommas so fat, when she does Splash, it actually inflicts damage.
Looks like my E-Peen is still sa-
*Notices it only dropped by one*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Your level 80 Paladin. Chicks love that.
Then its up to us! PRESS +1! PRESS +1! BITCH YOU DON'T GOT TIME TO SMOKE A BOWL!
The President's E-Peen is in trouble! ITS UP TO US!
I'd ask how the hell Jimmy's only dropped 2 points….but suddenly I'm pondering how you wear a top hat.
Mine went down by 2. D:
That, my friend, is gold.
How about this one:
Your momma's so fat, she thinks Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickels
(from Robot Chicken)
indeed. It's just a creepy old man who wants you to do child labor with fire-breathing lizards
Yo mama
Actually, good sir, as I originally saw the code in my MSN, the code showed up just fine! As I still have that particular message, a winrar is you!
EDIT: Also, +1 for you.
Jesus christ, this is the most heaviest blow that the nation of Halolz has ever had since…..ever!
EDIT: And it seems I've taken some massive damage as well………I WAS AT 60 E-PEEN DAMMIT!!!
Yeah try not to be too cocky next time. It's like these -1 Trolls can smell hope.
Oh really? well then we should feel bad for making fun of this poor post. On the other hand, this bad yo mama joke is unforgivable.
._.
Ayup.
Yo mama's so fat that she ate the rest of your post. Yo mama's so ugly that somebody put her in the PC so she could do it.
Hey don't worry, you're actually lucky to still have 100 and didn't suffer heavy casualty as most of us. I mean, I used to have 60 E-Peen before this incident. NOW LOOK AT IT! IT IS SO SMALL, IT'S FUNNY TO HEAVY BUT NOT TO ME!!!
Man uses this joke
…
It's not very effective.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on a Gamecube she turned it into a Gameboy micro!
IT A TRAP!!!
Did mine drop?
I liked it, but that guy looks homeless. Made me feel a little bad for him on the inside.
I was rather perplexed how I dropped one point when none of my recent comments were down-voted. This theory seems very plausible Zyquux. I agree with Jade about the troll theory being more fun, though. :D
Bitch, trolls in the room right now! His mouse button's on fire! He killed Lord Grammar Nazi! Shoot him in the head! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!
TRAP CARDS ON MOTORCYCLES?!
+1 for +1'ing a Gabriel Iglesias reference.
Also, a chocolate cake.
inb4thecakeisalie
Sucka tried to play me, but you never paid me, never. (Oh no you didn't!)
What's the equation to convert Courage Kratos to Raditz?
We… currently don't know.
All I can say is that we have TopMen working on it.
Top… Men.
Your momma's so ugly Professor Oak was unable to come (as fast as he could).
Your momma's so ugly, a sketch of her face made Red climb a mountain containing as much tough Pokemon that he could find in order to get away.
Don't worry I have supplies to spare!
I guess there were too many gentlemen and the world had to downsize…
Just commenting to see how much I lost during the troll raid…
Hmm…no change…fascinating.
Primedawg, that was some serious injury. I give you +1. Now I helped!
Since most of you have been a victim of trolls and I was untouchable during that time…. +1's all around. My fucking treat!!!!!
Damn! thought of this one too late!
Yo momma's so slutty, she thinks "gotta catch em all" applied to STD's
He had it upside down…
Everybody gets +1s in this time of crisis…
I call it… a *air quotes* stimulus package.
Just to spite:
THE PIE IS TRUTH!
Or spewing turtles…
Or tentacles .____.
<img src= 2http://megaman.neoseeker.com/w/i/megaman/d/d3/Topman.png" alt=>
the pic makes this joke so much more funny
Niiiiiiiiiice…
WHY HAVE YOU MINUS 3? You didn't warrant a minus 3 from that joke!
+1'd!
Agreed! ^
Yo momma's so fat, Snorlax said "DAAAAAMN!"
She's ten you sick fuck!
I was so close to the famed 69 e-peen! I will do my part in the fight against trollerists!
Yo mamma's so stupid that, while working with Prof. Oak, she erased the Pokedex memory.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she fought MISNO.1, she made IT crash.
Yo momma's so fat even Jabba the Hut said "DAAAAAMN!"