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Part of our pal Caldwell’s 10 Ultimate Nerd Insults article on Dorkly!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 1, 2010 · 1:59 AM
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Categories: Gameboy, Nintendo, Photo Op, Pokémon, Strike A Pose, Systems · Leave a comment (140 Comments) |
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Your mother is so fat, Snorlax told her to lose weight.
Your mother is so slow, she makes Slowbro look like he's on a motorcycle.
Your mother is so ugly, Mr. Mime is the only one who could kiss her.
Your mother is so fat, she needs an Onyx to get her off. And he'll never recover from that.
…yeah I'm out of material. I can't put THAT much effort into this lame of a post.
Oh no he didn't…
In fact, this post was so bad, MY E-PEEN DROPPED 10 POINTS.
That or that one post that went over 100 points just cycled through. But my version's funnier.
oh yeah?… well your so weak YOU take damage from splash!
Yo momma so fat if she were a pokemon she'd break her pokeball
Your momma's so ugly, they took the Atrocious classification away from Gyarados and gave it to her.
Your momma's so stupid she thinks you find nuggets in the Pokemon Center's refrigerator.
Your momma's so fat she gets a Magnitude 10 every time she takes a step.
Your momma's so weak, she makes Dunsparce look like an uber.
Your momma's so smelly, Skuntank sprayed her to try to make her smell better.
Your momma's so nasty, she has Metapod use Harden and String Shot at least five times a day.
Well yo momma so stupid she thought this was a good post and 5'd it
When your momma sees a KFC even wolf can't stop her.
Just hope your two stay together at the top…
Even a REVIVE won't help.
This pic sucks so much that… tha
Wow, this pic sucks so much I can't even say anything funny to make fun of how much this sucks.
Really its like Falcon Heene all over again.
Shawn is so drunk, he actually posted this.
Our comments are so mean, Shawn is crying in fetal position.
Now i feel so bad, I'm really sorry. :(
AWWW SNAP! SHIT JUST GOT REAL MAN!
Yo momma's so dumb, she hurt herself in confusion!
Yo mama so stupid, she don't know if you're a boy or a girl…wait…
I'm sorry, that's not your mother. Please, excuse me.
Yo mama's so fat, even her hitbox is ten times the size of Reimu's entire body.
…Oh yes… I went there.
Someone needs to -1 this so the other one appears up top.
EDIT: Done. No more -1s.
EDIT 2: Really? This one's back up top.
EDIT 3: Better. Now keep it that way; this post doesn't need to be edited AGAIN.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to noclip to fit through the spawn room door!
2 Pokeflutes? Does that mean we need to use 2 Chesto Berries for the same thing?
Screw the fact that you're getting TWO +1's for the price of one… You just made my day.
Your momma's so ugly, she makes gen 5 look good.
Edit: how did this get here?
The two comments are getting out of order! C'mon, guys, we ust rate this comment higher than the other one!
Yo mommas so fat, when she does Splash, it actually inflicts damage.
Yo mama
Man uses this joke
…
It's not very effective.
I liked it, but that guy looks homeless. Made me feel a little bad for him on the inside.
Your momma's so ugly Professor Oak was unable to come (as fast as he could).
Your momma's so ugly, a sketch of her face made Red climb a mountain containing as much tough Pokemon that he could find in order to get away.
I guess there were too many gentlemen and the world had to downsize…
Damn! thought of this one too late!
Yo momma's so slutty, she thinks "gotta catch em all" applied to STD's
the pic makes this joke so much more funny
Yo momma's so fat, Snorlax said "DAAAAAMN!"
Yo mamma's so stupid that, while working with Prof. Oak, she erased the Pokedex memory.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she fought MISNO.1, she made IT crash.
Yo momma's so fat even Jabba the Hut said "DAAAAAMN!"