Your momma's so fat, I'd need two pokeflutes to wake her ass.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 1, 2010 · 1:59 AM 
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140 Responses to “Your momma’s so fat…”

  1. DM1293 on December 1st, 2010 2:07 am

    Your mother is so fat, Snorlax told her to lose weight.
    Your mother is so slow, she makes Slowbro look like he's on a motorcycle.
    Your mother is so ugly, Mr. Mime is the only one who could kiss her.
    Your mother is so fat, she needs an Onyx to get her off. And he'll never recover from that.

    …yeah I'm out of material. I can't put THAT much effort into this lame of a post.

  2. JboneDRS on December 1st, 2010 2:16 am

    Oh no he didn't…

  3. DM1293 on December 1st, 2010 2:16 am

    In fact, this post was so bad, MY E-PEEN DROPPED 10 POINTS.

    That or that one post that went over 100 points just cycled through. But my version's funnier.

  4. werewolfsfury on December 1st, 2010 2:40 am

    oh yeah?… well your so weak YOU take damage from splash!

  5. MoG on December 1st, 2010 2:42 am

    Yo momma so fat if she were a pokemon she'd break her pokeball

  6. AuraMaster on December 1st, 2010 2:45 am

    Your momma's so ugly, they took the Atrocious classification away from Gyarados and gave it to her.

    Your momma's so stupid she thinks you find nuggets in the Pokemon Center's refrigerator.

    Your momma's so fat she gets a Magnitude 10 every time she takes a step.

    Your momma's so weak, she makes Dunsparce look like an uber.

    Your momma's so smelly, Skuntank sprayed her to try to make her smell better.

    Your momma's so nasty, she has Metapod use Harden and String Shot at least five times a day.

  7. Tobikun on December 1st, 2010 2:46 am

    Well yo momma so stupid she thought this was a good post and 5'd it

  8. Gamage on December 1st, 2010 3:05 am

    When your momma sees a KFC even wolf can't stop her.

  9. BoxeyBrown on December 1st, 2010 3:05 am

    Just hope your two stay together at the top…

  10. Jimmy on December 1st, 2010 8:21 am

    Even a REVIVE won't help.

  11. Not_anon on December 1st, 2010 8:36 am

    This pic sucks so much that… tha

    Wow, this pic sucks so much I can't even say anything funny to make fun of how much this sucks.

    Really its like Falcon Heene all over again.

  12. Mentlegen on December 1st, 2010 9:31 am

    Shawn is so drunk, he actually posted this.

    Our comments are so mean, Shawn is crying in fetal position.

    Now i feel so bad, I'm really sorry. :(

  13. Nyoron on December 1st, 2010 9:59 am


  14. Badonk on December 1st, 2010 10:26 am

    Yo momma's so dumb, she hurt herself in confusion!

  15. Darth_Destro on December 1st, 2010 10:34 am

    Yo mama so stupid, she don't know if you're a boy or a girl…wait…

    I'm sorry, that's not your mother. Please, excuse me.

  16. Leo E. on December 1st, 2010 10:39 am

    Yo mama's so fat, even her hitbox is ten times the size of Reimu's entire body.

    …Oh yes… I went there.

  17. Leo E. on December 1st, 2010 11:46 am

    Someone needs to -1 this so the other one appears up top.

    EDIT: Done. No more -1s.
    EDIT 2: Really? This one's back up top.
    EDIT 3: Better. Now keep it that way; this post doesn't need to be edited AGAIN.

  18. ZegenRuki on December 1st, 2010 12:17 pm

    Yo mama so fat, she needs to noclip to fit through the spawn room door!

  19. KZN02 on December 1st, 2010 12:49 pm

    2 Pokeflutes? Does that mean we need to use 2 Chesto Berries for the same thing?

  20. Jade Catima on December 1st, 2010 12:49 pm

    Screw the fact that you're getting TWO +1's for the price of one… You just made my day.

  21. GuessWho666 on December 1st, 2010 2:45 pm

    Your momma's so ugly, she makes gen 5 look good.

  22. Ataeru on December 1st, 2010 3:15 pm

    Edit: how did this get here?

  23. Hejiru on December 1st, 2010 3:52 pm

    The two comments are getting out of order! C'mon, guys, we ust rate this comment higher than the other one!

  24. Alpar on December 1st, 2010 3:53 pm

    Yo mommas so fat, when she does Splash, it actually inflicts damage.

  25. YourPalHal on December 1st, 2010 4:35 pm

    Yo mama

  26. doepker on December 1st, 2010 5:59 pm

    Man uses this joke

    It's not very effective.

  27. TheHighscore on December 1st, 2010 9:49 pm

    I liked it, but that guy looks homeless. Made me feel a little bad for him on the inside.

  28. TheAceOfSkulls on December 1st, 2010 11:54 pm

    Your momma's so ugly Professor Oak was unable to come (as fast as he could).

    Your momma's so ugly, a sketch of her face made Red climb a mountain containing as much tough Pokemon that he could find in order to get away.

  29. Ryu_Bonkosi on December 2nd, 2010 3:49 am

    I guess there were too many gentlemen and the world had to downsize…

  30. Badonk on December 2nd, 2010 11:26 am

    Damn! thought of this one too late!

    Yo momma's so slutty, she thinks "gotta catch em all" applied to STD's

  31. budgetballin on December 2nd, 2010 8:40 pm

    the pic makes this joke so much more funny

  32. WheelMan1337 on December 4th, 2010 1:27 pm

    Yo momma's so fat, Snorlax said "DAAAAAMN!"

  33. Keyblader616 on December 8th, 2010 7:27 pm

    Yo mamma's so stupid that, while working with Prof. Oak, she erased the Pokedex memory.

    Yo mamma's so ugly, when she fought MISNO.1, she made IT crash.

  34. Cactuspuncher on January 18th, 2011 12:01 pm

    Yo momma's so fat even Jabba the Hut said "DAAAAAMN!"

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