They never even heard him coming!
By xPrEpWnEdx, submitted by Sir Kemper
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 30, 2010 · 3:35 AM
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Categories: Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Fists of Fury, Half-Life, Lasers, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Weird, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (70 Comments) |
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Hah, this was honestly funny enough to make me create an account just to say how freaking funny this was.
Gordon freeman: Man of few words because he let's his crowbar speak for him.
Ah, everything makes perfect sense now!!! Well put sir…
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At first I thought this was a fail, but then I got it.
Very, very well played, good sir! A very well deserved +1 to you!
Next stop: A mountain!
Completely unrelated, but: New VG Cats!
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCE-
*Comment delayed until 2011*
HOERY SHET A NEW VG CHICKE- I MEAN CATS
Breen: Dammit, Gordon! Can't I ever have lunch in peace?
Freeman: …. *crowbar*
At first I was like: o_o
And then I: o_o
And for the rest of my life I was like: o_o
…Girl?
…
Give me a second! *Google*
girl (gûrl)
n.
1. A female child.
2. A daughter: our youngest girl.
3. Often Offensive: A woman, especially a young woman.
4. Informal:
a. A woman socializing in a group of women: a night out with the girls.
b. Used as a familiar form of address to express support of or camaraderie with a woman.
5. Informal: A female sweetheart: cadets escorting their girls to the ball.
6. Offensive: A female servant or employee.
e.g: Are you a boy or a girl?
Humm…now I will try to find out what "female" means…
And here we have the absolute shortest comment ive ever seen. have some +1.
It looks like Gordon Freeman is giving them…
*shades*
The silent treatment
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Silence. Effin' GOLDEN!
Aw, the man voice'ing Freeman totally screwed up the job.. :|
Gordon Freeman has the best voice actor EVER!
You need to tell that to women everywhere.
Ramsoomair's alive?
*inb4 on motorcycles*
I liked the old voice actor for Freeman, the new one has too much of an accent.
Awesome, thanks.
ooof!
Thank you god, for my prayers have been answered.
Gordon's face: Proof that an image is a thousand words.
i dont get it because i never watch star trek
Mr. Coodoo… What you've just said is one of the most insanely amazing things I have ever heard. At no point in your long, well thought out response were you even close to anything that could be considered a flaw. Everyone in this room is now smarter for having listened to it. I award you +1, and may God smile on your soul.
Women?
What is this…"women" you speak of?
… No other Halolzer will do it? Fine, I'll be the one to pay for his bail after the ensuing shenanigans, but I'm touching the restraining order we all know he's getting because of his "research."
…
Wait, I've got a better idea! Let's help him through visuals. Let's help him… by telling him why the net was born!
Ready, normal people?
More like…
The Announcer: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste if… well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Dude just say "HUR DUR +1 FUR YUR!!" …
That Mossman's a Spy!
I think it's that thing with tits.
That voice is all wrong.
Get OUT.
I liked the part where he didn't talk.
May I point out that your e-peen has reached 69
I already had this discussion before, there's more information out there than we'd care to know. It has something to do with this thing called sex, this thing called a vagina, and this thing called PMS.
Gentlemen, it is too much effort.
You mean those spherical things that my roommate loves so much?
So thaaaaaaaats a woman…
LEVEL UP!!
You have reached level 69!
Wit +10
Class +10
Received 1 MONOCLE!
Received 1 TOP HAT!
THE CAKE IS…
…no more because Gabe Newell managed to get his hands on it.
VGCats updates on motorcycles?
Wow. The delays for Half Life 3 have really forced Gordon Freeman and the Combine to work for RED and BLU?
…actually if Gabe had a brain cell in his head he'd realize how awesome of an idea that is…
Director: Annnnnnnd thats a wrap! Mr gordon your free for today great acting today.
Gordon:
Director: did you forget something?
Gordon:
Director: Why are you holding that crowbar?
Gordon:
i didn't get it either
i know it is supposed to be captain picard
but i don't get the sisko part
i never watched star trek btw
Gordon Freeman creeps up on Breen while he eats his SNAAAAAAAX
Silent protagonists: always badass.
VGCATS UPDATE ON MOTOCYCLES!!!
…………….OH! NOW I GET IT!
Did you know there is actually an actor for Freeman when he gets hit and when he's panting during sprints?
*The More You Know*
Ready
ready
READY! http://www.dailymotion.pl/video/x1ffq9_the-intern…
+1 FOR THE VG CATS UPDATE
and mostly because i didnt you mountains thingy.
And knowing is half the battle
What's the other half?
crowbar
Oh hey, I never knew that, you learn something new everyday.
What was very sneaky was the Awesome Freeman face at the end of it… got an extra lol out of me.
Speaking of which:
Could someone help me with my top hat and monocle???
My photoshop skills are…..well, they're non-existent.
If this picture wont work, I know a character id like to use
Hazzah!
Wait, it just dropped to 58… uhh…
If you were from where I was from…you wouldn't be able to have sex D:
he got the inflection completely wrong…
In 3D, no less.
Or Gravity Gun. Or both! o3o
Because the Pyro spamming Blu team burned the rest of your team.
Oh, yeah it's arena mode.
well *thinks*
wouldnt that mean there would be a gordon freeman class?
oh and a combine…errr…a class for each type….
oh and a class for breen eli and alyx…..
hey a mudkip
*stares*
i lik mukips
that video…
Left me speechless.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
+1'd
Herpes.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
NINJA'D. FUCKING GARY OAK.
No more "Need a dispencer here" :D…
I feel lonely :<