Whoa now… settle down there buddy… lets not do anything rash!
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Yes, quite a shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhame…
Too bad for you because everything including my armor is made out of obsidian! HAHAHAHA!
Alternative:
OPEN UP YOUR DOOR
OR I'LL OPEN UP YOUR WALL
HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT A GAS LEAK SOUNDS LIKE?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
OH SSSSSSSSSSSSSHIT, HE'SSSSSS SSSSSUSSSSSSSSSSSED MY HOUSSSSSE OUT!
you know what the worst thing to prototype your kernelsprite with is?
creepers
Gotta love the SMP update, leading creepers to your friends houses never gets old.
Too bad I have a bow and you're WAAAY over there.
*random creeper appears next to me*
Cleaver girl…
See new advice meme.
Carry on about my business.
I thought using Feferi's lusus as a kernelsprite prototype was a bad idea, but this…
I made my character's skin almost identical to a creeper to scare the living shit out of everyone in multiplayer.
I am located in your virtual place of dwelling, giving you the heebie jeebies!
ssssssssup dawg? We herd you liek creeperssssssssss, ssssssssso we put a creeper in yo creeper, ssssssssssso it can SSSSSSSSSssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSes while it SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSses.
Creeper: I can tell you just spent ten hours working on that project,
be a shame if something happened to it.
Cleaver Girl will slice you in half with her explosion. OF KNIVES!
Now if only you could make yourself start blinking white…
"Why thank you my good si- wait a minute!!!"
"Oh no, I've been had!" *explodes*
"FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU…"
Wouldn't that just make the bosses explode?
no, it would "just" make the imps explode
all over your house
all the time
Thissssssssss kid's a noob fag.
"YOU BLEW UP MY HOUSE!!!"
"Ssssssssssssssorry."
"HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO BUILD THIS CASSSSSSSSTLE?"
"Oh, about a week's worth of work… why?"
"GUESSSSSSSS WHAT YOU'RE DOING NEXSSSSSST WEEK!"
What an asssssssssshole!
AH-HA! EEZ FUNEE BECAUSE GAS ALSO EXPLODES! AH-HAAAAAaaa…+1
Nice living room you have here.
I think I'll do SSSSSome 'renovating'.
You ssssssssssssssssonofabitch.
FFFFFFFFffff I was working on something with this all week…
What's your problem Douchebag?
What'sssss your problem douchebag?
Stop right there miner scum! You have no weapon, run the fuck away or die. Your house is now forfeit.
AND FORKS! because you'll need full dining SSSSSSSSSSSSSET
inb4restofsong
-1 troll strikes
I help
+1
I AM A MEME NOW
COURAGE KRATOS CAN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCK IT.
"Oh, now it's on motha…"
Hope you cry miner scum.
Prototype 1: dead pet gecko.
Prototype 2: Grimlock toy.
*jumps into the air, spasming in terror* Jibbly jibbly jibbly!
I guess no one is going to post the "initial" phrase of this song. It's way too dangerous.
Now on an unrelated note…WHO WANTS SOME FREE iPod? Just follow this Link!
We do not speak of that which we cannot speak of here.
HEY.
WANNA HEAR THE MOST ANNOYING SOUND IN THE WORLD?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck *boom*
So when we got there, the Black king just looked at us and blew it up. All of Skaia.
All of it.
no more like http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7FAsUT6FePU/TGA7BSnw6KI…
What the fuck isssssssssss that from?
Higurassssssssssssssssssssshi no naku koro ni
YANDERE!!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
many thankssssssssssssss my dear sssssssssssssssssssssir
no. it sounds like this TCHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
great pic
I guess it's
*puts on sunglasses*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAVED!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
what issssssssssssssssss the thing you want to thank me for?
God, ssssssspammers in this thread are such masssssssive dick heads!
I hate giant green dicks.
IS IT A SNAKE?!
IS IT A GAS LEAK?!
NO!! ITS A HORDE OF CREEPERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *boomdead*
do you have a flaming creeper skin? no?
hmm :|
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO I HEARD YOU LIKE CREAPERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS makes you FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
The joke'sssssssssssss on you. You can't craft obssssssssssidian armor!
DAMN SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTRAIGHT
Ya, but if you run away in time you'll be fine. And think of all the grist everywhere!
Oh my god, watch my vid -- crazy funny fat kid: rel="nofollow">
grist only drops if you kill them yourself
Voldemort?
Allow ussssssssssss.
But you can make chainmail out of fire.
*brainsplode*
Gangster Creepers: Now on Minecraft
It would be a sssssshame if there wassssss an "acccccccccident"
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!! *POINTS TO KRATLOLZ SHELLS IN THE SKY*