Gabe Newell… you cruel heartless bastard! Well actually, this video’s by ARMaster is a fake… still I’ve only opened two crates so far and all they’ve been filled with are disappointment and broken dreams!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 22, 2010 · 4:34 AM
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I want a refund! I didn't sign up for some Russian nesting doll BS!
And he had such crate expectations.
And this, children, is how trolls are born.
By Charles Dicken' around.
rel="nofollow">Doo doo da dooooooooooo!
you could pay for another key…… or you could give me five minutes with your computer and a crowbar.
I'm not saying I'll be able to open the crate, all I'm saying is I might not smash your computer with a crowbar…
rel="nofollow">WHAT THE FUEEERRR!?!!!
*claps*
Pity this was the worst of loot…
Warning: don't read inside the brackets it will only waste your time!
I (that's me) gave you +1 because you are awesome ( and because I like nintendo….and micrasoft…..and math…ect)
Nononono! Delete Delete!
Don't give Valve those kind of ideas!
FFFUUUUUUUUUU-
I'm probably not the only one waiting for a Half-Life + TF2 Crossover, huh?
Guess what, in the smallest crate is a KEY.
and that key is a chocolate!
I'm waiting for CSS + TF2 CROSSOVER! that will be awesome!
I see where those "Crazy" ideas come from >.>
DananaNa dananaNa dananaNa dananaa-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I have the same case, but its when Im dealing with flash somethimes.
*yells at flash* You will animate this properly, and you will like it!
For what I've been through, the next crate should contain, like, strippers and party balloons…
omfg, don't get me started on flash…moodiest program EVER
I actually did a spit take when I read this…
and the chocolate is a cake!
Gordon Freeman glasses & beard misc. item and crowbar melee weapon when you preorder episode three. Too bad you'll never get them.
inb4 Thecakeisalie
I'm not entirely sure if it was intentional, but I'll swing the GRAMMAR HAMMER anyway:
Microsoft*
I heard you like crates, so we put a crate in your crate, so you can uncrate (buy a key with real money) while you uncrate (buy a key with real money again).
*do dododo do do do do do do dododo do do do do do*
play in a crit server as a sniper. that's enough for me :P
But still, a box inside a box. That sounds kinky.
Edit: MUCH better. I'd be offended if Troll Gabe didn't get his due here.
Well, at least the pie tells the truth.
Thank you, nobody… if that IS your real nothing!
Brilliant way to make money on Valve's part…
YES! A CRATE! OHMYGODYES! WOO!
PIE EES SPIE! :U
We need to go deeper…
inb4 the crate is a crate.
…BOOOOOOOOX!
+1 for going with Link to the Past instead of Ocarina of Time
The pun… it's so bad.
MUST RESIST URGE TO +1…
…IN ORDER TO +2
Gabe got him to open the box.