Kinect video games… now with 85% less challenge! Call me old fashioned, but I won’t be leaving my old fashioned controllers any time soon.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 22, 2010 · 12:14 PM
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Categories: Accessories, Depressing, Irony, Kinect, Microsoft, Moving Violations, Racing, Tips & Tricks, Uncategorized, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (68 Comments) |
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I showed this to a friend and WII can't believe you don't even have to MOVE to win this game. How can they expect this to KINECT to gamers?
Since around 2004: What are those 8bit games you speak of?
Since 2010: A joypad? Is this some sort of new move sensor?
I'm from NATAL and cannot stress enough that this has caused a gaming REVOLUTION, I personally think this game is a GEM
I bet if he had to scratch his nose once, he coulda pulled off that vicotry
Hands-free action!
Minimal effort required!
Easy Learning Curve!
Fun for the whole family! (Especially your 86 year old grandpa, he doesn't have to get out of bed to win)
Dangit. I am so sick and tired of all these "on rails" driving games!
Let me rush right out and give Microsoft even more of my money for this exciting new add on for my XBox 360. Now I'll finally be able to sell my Wii.
/sarcasm
Finally, now i can sleep and get achivements, my gamerscore will skyrocket
yes i do sleep with my arms out like that
Look, ma! No hands!
I just wonder how sensitive those controls must be, and how out of control he would have gone had he moved more erratically.
I LOVE THE POWER AIR. IT'S SO BAD…. no, seriously, it reads your thoughts.
maybe movie reviewers should review kinect games instead?
Did he….Did he just troll Kinect?
LEVEL UP: Pun+, Rep+, Wit+, Alure-
He may be trolling Kinect, but I think Kinect is trolling everyone else.
We shall create a Museum of Gaming, to preserve knowledge of the old school ways. Then the brats of tomorrow will not forget what 8-bit is. Or a Joypad.
My pet rock is just as good as that MLG wannabe!
Another notch in my "Reasons not to buy a Kinect" belt.
Since he bought Kinect, I guess he was trolled.
And listening to Nostalgia Critic Junior over 15 years how much it sucked and that Castlevania for the N64 is better?
Awesome idea!! Who got his e-mail?
Natal from Brasil? Don Pedro I?
Você é brasileiro afinal?
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Set Game Difficulty:
What is real life?
Hard
Medium
Easy
-> I lost my arms in Vietnam dude :(
"You have to use your hands? It's like a baby's toy!"
In the future, not even masturbation is safe from progress and technology.
such amazing AI!
Behold! The first game to be controlled by your mind!
I wonder if you can make an 'Avatar' of Mario…
So… it's like playing Metal Gear Solid 4?
So that means he got trolled and then trolled the same person?
MY GOD.
Sharp intake of breath!
Well no wonder he won. They all had to notice whoever that player was to win. Whoever that green Mario guy is, either everyone else was an idiot, or no one was paying attention to him!
That he knows of.
Forward Thrust to boost!
Reverse Thrust to pull a stunt!
these techniques are best done one after another.
You may now summon the PUNsona: Horatio!
Horatio has learned: Place Sunglasses
Now I have to play that game again.
I think he ment NATAL as in Kinect's codename. Same goes for REVOLUTION (Wii) and I don't have the slighest idea about GEM.
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And now I see IntenseDebate failed to put this comment as a reply.
Read DonPedrox's comment first if you don't get this comment.
Um… we're the gamers here. You listen to us, not the other way around. We're telling you that this product is a failure. Market Research anyone? Economics 101? Stick to games with controllers, it's what your good at.
Excite Truck on Wii > This game
I don't get it, everyone's losing. Was it not possible to win games in mario party 2?
and make sure to put alot of effort into each thrust. Show that game who's boss!
…With your avatar, this made me laugh so much…that is all.
(It is also full of win, and you get +1 E-Peen.)
very relevant!
Well, he was ONLY able to get 3rd place by doing nothing, so the game is only mostly a waste of time.
Thumbs up for depressing tag.
Precisely, by the way Gem was an early codename for move according to Wikipedia so I just decided to use it.
No sorry not from Brasil just trying to find a clever way to imitate a previous comment
I don't know. Maybe we're supposed to be paying attention to something else in the video? i don't know what it could be though.
It's like Mario Kart, except less fun an ridiculously easy.
+1 Because I was just playing through Persona 4 earlier.
We'll all have robot maids to do that for us. Or more likely we'll live in a Matrix-type environment where we only think we're fapping it.
That is WAY to much strenuous activity for me, maybe once Kinect gets a new patch so that I don't have to raise my arms I'll buy it.
Hey CdiGanon, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish, but Whitney's Milktank is the best video game character of all time!
OF ALL TIME!
+1 for VGCats reference.
KINECT IS A CANNIBAL TROLL!
Am I the only one who sees a giant Kabutops in the upper middle of the video before you press on "play"? O_O
MLG HYPERVENTILATION CONTEST! *hyperventilates*
NAAAAAAAWWWWWWW MEEEEEEEENNNNNGGGGGGG!!!! MGS4 had plot. And guns. And old people.
"The only winning move is not to play".
SUCH ENTHUSIASM.
So this is the soviet russian version?
In Soviet Russia, game plays you?
In every instance there's an empty space where there's supposed to be a player. Might that be it? I also for some reason see a car, a ball, etc. without anyone on/in it .___.
Ha ha. This reminds me of cramming the PS one controller in a drawer to keep the accelerator button pressed. That way I could complete the endurance race on Gran Turismo 2 with that Pike's Peak Escudo car on that huge oval track. Just riding the retaining wall the whole way round while I went to class.
It's like Mario Kart, except less fun and ridiculously easy.
It's like playing as the non-driving character in double dash…only you don't do sh*t ._.
And to think they spent god knows how long on this stuff at E3…oh Microsoft, you and your trolling
I you can go eat a sandvich and still end 3rd
Dont worry you can win with just your head attached