Welcome to the world of Metroidmon! Are you a boy or a girl?
No seriously… I can’t tell when you’re wearing that orange power suit.
An insane crossover by Mr.terrorist, submitted by Stefan M.
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I see no reason to choose one other than Ridley, seeing as he's indestructible.
Also, http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SamusI…
Well, both games do have an Ice Beam.
What the hell did I just see?
Ridley's move set:
Fly
Screech
Metal Claw
Ember
What's this? A link to TV Tropes?
Well that's the next three hours wasted.
Oh god, what has science done.
Ha ha, first I read it as Metroid-MOM, which had many possibilities with Other M, then I got here and realized it was 'mon', and felt slight disappointment at the lack of dreadlocks.
Now kids which one will you pick? The fat bug, grass thing, or flaming dino?
Dino -- Watch out for girls
Grass thing -- Interesting pick
Fat bug -- you got to be $@#&ing kidding me!
I don't know, but I sure as hell can't unsee it!
Professor Mother Brain: I Came As Soon As I Heard You Beat Omega Metroid.
Pfft, all you need to do is get an Ice-type. Ice is OP.
He can also use Iron Tail, Flamethrower, and Seismic Toss. 'Cause Ridley can learn more than four moves.
Even in the depths of space, Gary Oak still manages to troll you…..
Samus even gets to meet her own version of Joey! http://metroid.wikia.com/wiki/Joey
If I could, I would +1 Shawn's comment on this one.
They both also have a Hyper Beam.
Especially when combined with Explosion.
Baby Metroid.
Known attacks are:
Leech Life
Thief
Growth
Healing Wish
Ability: Levitate
Is that a Pikaroid?
So where do I need to go to catch Phantoon?
Crap, I just wasted my lunch break on TV Tropes. Thanks alot.
Please tell me she won't come as fast as she can!
For the love of the Falcon and Wolf please don't make her do it!
i'm SO getting a ridley
Just think, after she sends you out to collect all the energy tanks, she's back at your house doing your mom.
Enemy MOTHER BRAIN appeared!
Enemy MOTHER BRAIN used HYPER BEAM
CRITICAL HIT!
Enemy MOTHER BRAIN is storing energy!
Ally SUPER METROID used GIGA DRAIN
Enemy MOTHER BRAIN flinched!
Ally SUPER METROID used HELPING HAND
SAMUS regained health!
Enemy MOTHER BRAIN used QUICK ATTACK
Ally SUPER METROID fainted!
Ally SUPER METROID's SACRIFICE raises SAMUS's stats
ATTACK sharply rose!
DEFENSE sharply rose!
SP. ATTACK sharply rose!
SP. DEFENSE sharply rose!
SAMUS used HYPER BEAM
CRITICAL HIT!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Enemy MOTHER BRAIN fainted!
SAMUS gains 9001 exp.
Though only one of them is actually useful.
"Whoa, hold on there kid. You don't need a bicycle here."
"Why not?"
"Why ride a bicycle when you can have TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!"
If you you take your [Charred Remains Of Ridley] back to a lab they can revive it as a Meta Ridley and the 2nd or 3rd time around as an Omega Ridley (since you are such a devoted customer its free!).
Am I the only confused as to who is who? I know fire is Ridley but is Water suppose to be Kraid and what's Grass???
Would you hold it against me if I said I was a nigh unstoppable cosmic parasite? I have learned to just leave that off job resume's…
ZEBES used SELF-DESTRUCT!
SAMUS avoided the attack!
Or rather Ice moves are good. Ice types are weak against 4 others.
The best offensive types are: Ground, Fighting, Ice, Fire and Rock
The best defensive types are: Steel, Ghost, Dragon, Poison, and Water
(In terms of number of type advantages/weaknesses)
"Now you must defeat me!"
So Sporasaur, Drartle and Charidley, isn't it ?
And furthermore, Ice-type moves only gain STAB when used with an Ice-type pokemon who holds these natural weaknesses. So you see, they're not really overpowered after all, right?
Must be the Hyper Beam.
Water is Draygon and Grass is Spore Spawn (both are bosses from Super Metroid).
if someone make a metroid version of pokemon i will buy it
NOOO SPOILERS
TV Tropes: the new crack/cocaine.
I'm scared now.
There goes another chunk of my life, spent clicking on relevant links untill I forget what the original article was, and I just keep on getting more and more trapped within the spider web that is TV Tropes. Then I suddenly remember what that original article was, and go back a few hundred or so pages to return to that first article, only to click on another relevant link and repeat the whole process. Thanks, spikkle! :D
Sorry, I figured most people (if not all) on this site had gotten through at least that part by now. I deleted it so I don't ruin anyone else's storyline.
Phantoon > Gengar
Hello, I'm new here and I've actually been looking at everything for a year or so. I'd like to say this place is amazing, and I've finally found a good starting post to place my introduction. And thus I shall say this is amazing. That is all.
*has TF2 as well*
Somebody is very creative!
Phazon sold seperately.
You should be because I think professor mother brain wants you, I mean look into her big eye and you can see she definitely wants you for an "Experiment".
so here we have a preview of the sixth generation.
I see Nintendo has decided to go to another planet for this installation of Pokemon.
Everything we could have hoped for and more.
You guys wanted to "tap" Araragi?
How about now?
Is that even physically possible!?
I would add to the witty comment pile here, but I've never played Metroid.
It's the internet. Now imagine it.
Oak: Hey, is your Mother Brain still single? GO KILL EVERY METROID IN THE WORLD!
Guys, have you heard about the new Pokémon generation? The professor's female! Aw, man she's gonna be so hot! I mean, rule 34 materi--
Ew…
I TAKE IT BACK I MISS YOU DERPMANDER AHHHH
Every fiber of my body wants to puke at the thought of saying this, but…
I invoke Rules 34 and 35.
This is one of the coolest things ever…must have ridley pokemon…
Auramaster no, what hast thou done!?
A drug I am immune to, shit yeah.
^see above post^
I know the feeling.
In Samus' case, one third of both.
Wild OMEGA METROID appeared!
Wild OMEGA METROID used SLASH
SAMUS used ENDURE
A critical hit!
SAMUS endured the attack!
SA-X used TRANSFORM
SA-X used ICE BEAM
It's super effective!
SA-X used TRANSFORM
SAMUS used ABSORB
SAMUS regained health!
SAMUS learned ICE BEAM!
SAMUS used ICE BEAM!
OMEGA METROID fainted!
SAMUS gains 9002 exp.
ADAM used FLY!
SHIP used SELF-DESTRUCT!
But there was no target…
I am a human Keyblade Master.
Amen to that!
You must keep a strong heart or the darkness will take you.
Oh, well, enjoy your sta- oh, wait…
Here, take this complimentary +1. (I hope the Halolz community is normally nice to people who make comments like this)
Goddamn Skree
We all know Wood Beam is where it's at.
Enemy METROID PRIME appeared!
Enemy METROID PRIME used CONVERSION
Enemy METROID PRIME transformed into the FIRE-type!
SAMUS used FIRE BLAST!
Enemy METROID PRIME used QUICK ATTACK
But it missed!
SAMUS used FIRE BLAST!
Enemy METROID PRIME used CONVERSION
Enemy METROID PRIME transformed into the ICE-type!
SAMUS used ICE BEAM!
Critical hit!
Enemy METROID PRIME used GIGA DRAIN
SAMUS's energy was drained!
->RUN
Got away safely!
Enemy METROID PRIME used TRANSFORM
Enemy METROID PRIME transformed into DARK SAMUS!
I call upon the Internets and invoke Rule 63!
Norfair Region?
Professor mother brain is a butter face! Look at that body MEOW! >.> you just need a paper bag.
Unless they post "first!" then we get the pitchforks. But yeah we're a good bunch of people. Unless… You are a troll but since the answer is no… we're welcoming to newcomers. :) ( I think I speak for everyone when I say this)
Google: The number one provider of all my dumb questions. So wait… That means EVERYONE? I'll stop thinking before my thoughts betray me.
I think it's a Chinroid.
That's good to hear… or read… whatever. I've never seen someone announce being new before.
Hot place to be.
Whoa man they never just give you the final form. You'd first obtain Ridley in this form: http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100828123…
Welcome. Look forward to doing business.
A handy tip that
got made punishingly obvious to meyou should know about is that if you see a guy that goes by the name of Colonel_Obvious, yes he's e-peen rating is supposed to be that low. The best protocol is to move along.…Spending your money on Space Pirate strippers.
I hear the trainers on the ship between Norfair and Brinstar are out of this world.
Inb4it'sover9000!!!experience
Pop it, lock it, tap & fap it.
Thank you all for the great welcome. Anything I should know about the site in terms of commenting rules?
All I can think of is that you can wear a monocle and top hat upon reaching 69p. With that said, holy shit, 73p already!?
at least someone agrees with me!
I'd play that.