Ah, to live long enough to hear the sweet haunting melody of the Gyrados!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2010 · 10:29 PM
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However, you do not want too many beatings. Or you may encounter a Musclekarp.
That's only if you hold B too many times…
…what the bloody hell did I just watch…
That was more odd than that shipping of Pyramid Head and Nemesis back in the duel with Bones…
But you forgot one thing, he is Gary Motherfucking Oak. If anyone can make a Magikarp into a killing machine it's him.
Ah! So the level 99 magikarps at the resort didn't receive enough beatings to evolve, then?
The wondrous mating song of the Gyarados… It's….it's too beautiful for words… -sheds sinlge manly tear-
then that karp gave out too many.
he will be forever known as MUCLEKARP
I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING! >:U
IQ? On the internet? Nonsense.
*SMACK*
The Beatings will continue until Spelling improves!
Alas, the beauty of the mating song pales in comparison to the sheer beauty of the mating call of the Whooper.
These, these my friends are the symphonies of nature. Such lovely songs from such majestic creatures.
Bidoof also has a mating call. It's "Derp."
And this children is why we never let magicarp evolve, I mean imagine a whole ocean full of those gyrados singing….a lot…..day and night! In other news Wooper has found a mommy and daddy that can potentially eat him.
Can I get a Whoop Whooper!
I don't always listen to majestic songs of the sea, but when I do, I prefer Los Gyarados. Stay fishy my friends.
Now to get a Gyrados quartet!
I swear that sounds like Nigel Thornberry!
I found the Wooper unfitting. Made me laugh nevertheless.
Sorry sir, we only allow cute pokemon on this websit--…oh wait. Nevermind. Carry on.
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It only worked on you though.
Or if you visit /b/ too many times.
…Look, you can't just keep shooting the people I send over to you with invisible guns (or… scalding them with tea? Seriously, are you some sort of Batman villain on your off time?). We really do need to have that matter of psychological damage and the proper compensation for it (I'm sure the family of that recently deceased intern would feel better knowing his kil- er… boss was properly paid for the damages he suffered from cleaning up).
Also, we have records of you shooting other overly talkative zombies with invisible guns here (You went on record as saying that it was the only way to shut them up). We have no problem with you doing so, but we would prefer if you would use Umbrella made invisible guns rather than 4Kids ones (we don't like having our products be cut down by one of our competitors in the "Biggest Corporate Bastards" category).
Brilliant idea! With enough practice, they may rival the rel="nofollow">Four Peters!
The majestic Gyarados can be found virtually in every large body of water in most regions of Poke-Japan, yet, they are only visible to cunning trainers who utilize the SUPER ROD® as they usually swim calmly deep within the bodies of water. However, in one place in the region of Johto, the appropriately called "Lake Of Rage" you can see the Gyarados swim in rage and despair, raining terror and destruction upon any pokemon or human that dares enter their water. It is a beautiful sanctuary where the mighty Gyarados take care of the Magikarps so they do not have to suffer through all of the hardships they had gone through. The destroyed trees, the overflowing lake and the perpetual storming weather are a gorgeous and breath taking sight to behold, "oh my god" were the final words of our camera man who was sent to location.
"where is my spine? oh my god" Indeed Larry, The Camera Man. Oh my god indeed.
Stay tuned next week when we take a look at Pikachu, the rat plague that was once from a quiet and humble forest of Kanto, yet spread to being virtually in at least one spot of every region in Poke-japan, and possibly, threatening to become a habitant of Isshu.
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Wha-?
This is rel="nofollow">what happened to me after i heard this "sweet melody".
Well…i will try to recover my sanity later.
COMING SOON!
NEW VUVUZELAS!
POKEMON STYLE!
its new! its Happening!
ITS GYARADOS! :D
-pokemon fifa cup 2012-
Pokemon soap opera :D
What sort of buggary are you speaking? I never shot anyone with an invisible gun! There was that one time, but he wasn't even a zombie! He even wasn't one of your people! He hates "the infected" and what you bloody do with them. I just play card games most of the time, so I have no reason to shoot people.
Also, I am Limey Man.
Whats this you call IQ? And why did it go down by one point? Is it just like your e-peen, going down 1 point every click?
Ah, yet nothing compares to the majestic crys of the youngsters
Frolicking in the tall grass, listen, as one tries to find others of it's kind
"Shorts! Rattatata! Short Shorts! Shorts!"
So beautiful
but look, sir, he is clearly eating the other pokemon as we speak.
The limey has a point, he is mostly seen playing a childern's card game more then murdering the populace, although there have been reports of him being more violent then the normal limey. Heard he made an old man have two bowel movements in one night and possibly incapacitated a very flamboyant man in a castle on an island.
Next episode Wooper discovers that the gyarados are actually his long lost relatives and pikachu is actually his mother's sister's aunt's cousin's brother's next door neighbor's roommate. Also Charmander reveals a deep dark secret to his bulbasaur lover!
Regarding the Pikachu. I think Ash's Pikachu is a carrier.
Just throwing it out there.
I hope that they're not trying to woo each other, seeing as both of them are male…
SPELLING SHELLING!
Magikarp*
Gyarados*
Earth*
you might as well have called it GaryDos, i mean i woulda given sympathy points for not forgetting someones girth. but you did.
Oh shi- Imagine a Garydos ._____.
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No difference whatsoever.
hi everybody this is my 1st post, GOD DAMM YOU DUMB FACKING A-HOLE I HAD ON HEADPHONES AND NOW I AM DEAD
Ok, store this for future reference, never talk smack about a pokemon video.
Stay fainted my foes… (^_^)
"Garydos Sings," coming soon to iTunes!!!
one of the weridest pokemon reladet vids yet. man, i thought battleing a lvl 100 magikarp after the second i lost a cool master contest agenst a febas and i got to stop abuseing rare candies
First and second rules of the Internet.
He's eating Durpmander. I will allow this.
Your grammar is more atrocious than that blasted Wheeler. Instead of playing these bloody games, why not go read a book or something.
Only Gary Motherfukin Oak's Gyarados (depending on your starter)
all others are slightly below his
I remember my old home in Johto, just outside Mahogony (I was living with my grandparents at the time) and the post-Rocket Lake of Rage nearby. The sounds of a night there…
"SHORTS! SHORTS! SHORTS!"
"DEEEEERP. DEEEEERPA DEEEEERP."
"BLAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAGHBLAAAAAAGHAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"WAAAAAAAAA"
The most interesting Pokemon Trainer in the world?
This just ruined the coolness of Gyrados for me… but in a good way… I think.
yeah the king of a pokemon who has a DOUBLE WEAKNESS
you should see his dream where he makes out with evil-marik and Zork and pals gets a second season
well you're in a problem, you're neck deep in seriousness, thick, gooey… seriousness
You seem a little aroused… am I turning you on or something? My gaydar seems to be picking up a signal in your direction…
Well he IS related to ash.
Smells a little fishy to me.
Our nightmares are Yami_Bakura's wet dreams.
Hearing a beautiful rendition of Hot n Cold by a Gyarados? Yes please.
YES! Do want!
Or the Sand People Choir!
Hooray for replying to a deleted comment!
I HERD THAT!!
WOOPER IS ALWAYS APPROPRIATE FOR ANY SITUATION!