Ah, to live long enough to hear the sweet haunting melody of the Gyrados!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2010 · 10:29 PM 
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64 Responses to “[VIDEO] The Miracle of the Magikarp”

  1. AdamTheChao on November 17th, 2010 10:37 pm

    However, you do not want too many beatings. Or you may encounter a Musclekarp.

  2. Yami_Bakura on November 17th, 2010 10:42 pm

    …what the bloody hell did I just watch…

    That was more odd than that shipping of Pyramid Head and Nemesis back in the duel with Bones…

  3. Ryu_Bonkosi on November 17th, 2010 10:46 pm

    But you forgot one thing, he is Gary Motherfucking Oak. If anyone can make a Magikarp into a killing machine it's him.

  4. Ichiinu on November 17th, 2010 10:52 pm

    Ah! So the level 99 magikarps at the resort didn't receive enough beatings to evolve, then?

  5. KamikazeGible on November 17th, 2010 10:55 pm

    The wondrous mating song of the Gyarados… It's….it's too beautiful for words… -sheds sinlge manly tear-

  6. TCC on November 17th, 2010 10:58 pm

    I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING! >:U

  7. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 17th, 2010 11:07 pm

    IQ? On the internet? Nonsense.

  8. Yoshi_Dino on November 17th, 2010 11:19 pm

    And this children is why we never let magicarp evolve, I mean imagine a whole ocean full of those gyrados singing….a lot…..day and night! In other news Wooper has found a mommy and daddy that can potentially eat him.

  9. Badonk on November 17th, 2010 11:34 pm

    Can I get a Whoop Whooper!

  10. Link4all on November 17th, 2010 11:49 pm

    I don't always listen to majestic songs of the sea, but when I do, I prefer Los Gyarados. Stay fishy my friends.

  11. _Nate_ on November 17th, 2010 11:58 pm

    Now to get a Gyrados quartet!

  12. Axel X on November 17th, 2010 11:59 pm

    I swear that sounds like Nigel Thornberry!

  13. Fearow on November 18th, 2010 1:05 am

    I found the Wooper unfitting. Made me laugh nevertheless.

  14. A_Creative_Name on November 18th, 2010 12:14 am
  15. Neentendow on November 18th, 2010 12:15 am

    It only worked on you though.

  16. MorningMoon on November 18th, 2010 12:28 am

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  17. Mentlegen on November 18th, 2010 12:36 am


    Wha-?

    This is rel="nofollow">what happened to me after i heard this "sweet melody".

    Well…i will try to recover my sanity later.

  18. MoG on November 18th, 2010 12:42 am

    COMING SOON!
    NEW VUVUZELAS!
    POKEMON STYLE!
    its new! its Happening!
    ITS GYARADOS! :D

    -pokemon fifa cup 2012-

  19. MasterLuigi452 on November 18th, 2010 12:50 am

    Pokemon soap opera :D

  20. Juggernaut470 on November 18th, 2010 12:57 am

    Whats this you call IQ? And why did it go down by one point? Is it just like your e-peen, going down 1 point every click?

  21. Zyquux on November 18th, 2010 2:46 am

    SPELLING SHELLING!

    Magikarp*
    Gyarados*
    Earth*

  22. MoG on November 18th, 2010 3:15 am

    you might as well have called it GaryDos, i mean i woulda given sympathy points for not forgetting someones girth. but you did.

  23. reddog51 on November 18th, 2010 11:09 am

    hi everybody this is my 1st post, GOD DAMM YOU DUMB FACKING A-HOLE I HAD ON HEADPHONES AND NOW I AM DEAD

  24. Rothide on November 18th, 2010 12:48 pm

    Ok, store this for future reference, never talk smack about a pokemon video.

  25. Red on November 18th, 2010 4:05 pm

    "Garydos Sings," coming soon to iTunes!!!

  26. Red on November 18th, 2010 7:02 pm

    Only Gary Motherfukin Oak's Gyarados (depending on your starter)
    all others are slightly below his

  27. Killamakaze on November 18th, 2010 8:16 pm

    This just ruined the coolness of Gyrados for me… but in a good way… I think.

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