CAKE

Like many politicians, GLaDOS pushed campaign promises she just couldn’t deliver.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2010 · 1:10 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (262 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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68 Responses to “CAKE”

  1. Coodoo on November 17th, 2010 1:16 pm

    So this is pretty much fantastic.

  2. Fhantinabox on November 17th, 2010 1:24 pm

    I'd vote for her, because she promises me cake!!

  3. Dimomarg on November 17th, 2010 1:25 pm

    Well, she's good at lying. A valuable element for any politician.

  4. MoG on November 17th, 2010 1:25 pm

    I'd vote that!

  5. Annonith on November 17th, 2010 1:28 pm

    I'm making a note here about GLaDOS election campaign: Huge Success!

  6. Deep Thought on November 17th, 2010 1:35 pm

    I'm more of a pie person myself.

  7. Azurik on November 17th, 2010 1:45 pm

    I wish there was something witty to say that could do this justice, but I don't even think an enriching comment is necessary. This is just genius.

  8. GameboyPATH on November 17th, 2010 1:56 pm

    She'd be great during the debates. "You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"

  9. MasqueNoMercy on November 17th, 2010 2:08 pm

    i have to say… this is the best use of the barak obama poster style i have ever seen… ever… at any time

    can we have cake? yes we can!

  10. GameboyPATH on November 17th, 2010 2:12 pm

    Ugh, way to go, giving away the ending, MasterLuigi. >:/

  11. Axel X on November 17th, 2010 3:04 pm

    I see nothing wrong here! She'll make shoes for orphans and have our daughters tested. What could possibly go wrong?

  12. SonicsmyName on November 17th, 2010 3:14 pm

    Do we get free portal guns?

  13. Alpar on November 17th, 2010 3:14 pm

    LIES.

  14. meinmattias on November 17th, 2010 3:34 pm

    I'd rather have pie, anyway, bitch. Aw, snap!

  15. Daifuku on November 17th, 2010 3:41 pm

    Reporter: GLaDOS, what is your policy on legalizing marijuana?

    GLaDOS: FiRsT,yUo WiLl Be BaKeD, tHeN tHeRe WiLl Be CaKe.

  16. DrRickRollins on November 17th, 2010 4:06 pm

    "Glados ad campaign jingle"

    Aperture Science!

    We do what we must because we can
    For the good of all of us
    except the ones who are dead.
    But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
    You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

    And the science gets done
    And you make a new gun
    For the people…still alive!

  17. DM1293 on November 17th, 2010 4:11 pm

    Damn, talk about a rough opponent.

  18. XPengooX64 on November 17th, 2010 4:27 pm

    We can change this country, we can end the war in the Middle East, we can assume the Party Escort Submission Position! Yes, we can!

  19. Red on November 17th, 2010 4:46 pm

    Try the GLaDOS diet;
    lose 50 pounds, (or your life), and be rewarded with cake (low fat of course!)

  20. Link4all on November 17th, 2010 4:54 pm

    Shawn's comment made this submission for me.

  21. DM1293 on November 17th, 2010 6:06 pm

    Oh please. He's clearly only a possible candidate for next year's election due to popularity.

    *SUBTLE POLITICAL JAB AT LIFE!*

  22. Neentendow on November 17th, 2010 6:40 pm

    THE CAKE IS A TRAP!

  23. Neentendow on November 17th, 2010 7:42 pm

    It's even cooler if he's wearing the Black Mambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  24. Bobomberman on November 17th, 2010 8:08 pm

    homicidal robot for president? *high five* YEAH!

  25. Sir_Nox on November 17th, 2010 8:39 pm

    Ahh, the whole first game makes sense now. All good politicians always seem to get assassinated.

  26. KitchwaTembo on November 17th, 2010 9:24 pm

    I wish I could rate Shawn's comment 5 stars, too.

  27. BlackSoulBlade on November 17th, 2010 9:44 pm

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