Like many politicians, GLaDOS pushed campaign promises she just couldn’t deliver.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2010 · 1:10 PM
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So this is pretty much fantastic.
I'd vote for her, because she promises me cake!!
Well, she's good at lying. A valuable element for any politician.
I'd vote that!
I'm making a note here about GLaDOS election campaign: Huge Success!
I'm more of a pie person myself.
I wish there was something witty to say that could do this justice, but I don't even think an enriching comment is necessary. This is just genius.
She'd be great during the debates. "You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"
Uh… the rent is too damn high?
i have to say… this is the best use of the barak obama poster style i have ever seen… ever… at any time
can we have cake? yes we can!
Ugh, way to go, giving away the ending, MasterLuigi. >:/
"Maybe you should marry that thing because you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"
My opponent may have made some false claims in his ad. Here, let me put him on:
"Global warming is a myth, there is no evidence to support it."
THAT'S HIM, THAT'S HOW DUMB HE SOUNDS!
His entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
Have I lied to you?
…I mean, in this room?
I see nothing wrong here! She'll make shoes for orphans and have our daughters tested. What could possibly go wrong?
"You will be baked. And then there will be cake."
Do we get free portal guns?
LIES.
Your just saying that because you want all the cake for yourself. I see your plan!
Other than on your back?
I'd rather have pie, anyway, bitch. Aw, snap!
Reporter: GLaDOS, what is your policy on legalizing marijuana?
GLaDOS: FiRsT,yUo WiLl Be BaKeD, tHeN tHeRe WiLl Be CaKe.
best plan on gay marriage rights EVER. THANKS GLADOS
Holy crap! Yoshi's right!
LET'S START A UNION
"Glados ad campaign jingle"
Aperture Science!
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a new gun
For the people…still alive!
I'd just like to point out that my opponent was given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for him. A big party that all his friends were invited to. I invited his best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because my opponent murdered him. All his other friends couldn't come either because he don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable he is. It says so here in my opponents personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says he was adopted. So that's funny, too.
I'm afraid I have some bad news…
Damn, talk about a rough opponent.
GLADOS IS A CONSERVATIVE. To Commander Ackbar!
We can change this country, we can end the war in the Middle East, we can assume the Party Escort Submission Position! Yes, we can!
That line will win the stoner vote.
I'm not even angry,
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces; And threw every piece in-to a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you…
Try the GLaDOS diet;
lose 50 pounds, (or your life), and be rewarded with cake (low fat of course!)
Shawn's comment made this submission for me.
Rosebud is the sled.
Darth Vader is Luke Sky Walker's father.
It was Earth all along.
Soylent Green is people.
i negate you! cake forever!
She has an excellent Vice President too; The Weighted Companion Cube.
Everybody loves him. <3
maybe there could be a feature where we could +1 (or -1) his comments
maybe it could tie into the rating system?
it's hard to overstate our…satisfaction
The Empire is defeated by Ewoks
You become the Indigo League Champion
…
Oh god, now that I think of it Companion Cube would probably make an awesome president too
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Justice Wargrave is the killer.
To Serve Man is a cookbook.
R.O.B. is the Ancient Minister.
Sheik/Tetra is Princess Zelda.
It was Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.
His campaign is based on the fact that he will never try to stab you.
And then you spend the rest of your life on a mountain.
Mountains: F#ck Yea!
You calling Mike Haggar a liar? I oughta smack you.
Fuck Yeah indeed
Oh please. He's clearly only a possible candidate for next year's election due to popularity.
*SUBTLE POLITICAL JAB AT LIFE!*
Pie lover has been attacked by -1 trolls
I help!
+1
Pies forever!
THE CAKE IS A TRAP!
I wish I can join you but alas, I can't get no satisfaction.
They were giving them out a while ago.
Haha, for sure!
THE TRAP IS A LIE!
THE LIE ISN'T TRUE!
It's even cooler if he's wearing the Black Mambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
THE TRUTH IS A CAKE!
But then the cake would be a lie…
OH MY GOD!
YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX!!!!
NEENTENDOW IS DEAD!
homicidal robot for president? *high five* YEAH!
Ahh, the whole first game makes sense now. All good politicians always seem to get assassinated.
You push me, and then just touch me 'til I can get my satisfaction.
That last one is based on circumstantial evidence.
Also, the princess is in another castle… until the 8th time.
I wish I could rate Shawn's comment 5 stars, too.
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
GRAMMER HAMMER!
*Luke Skywalker, not Sky Walker
Also,
The world doesn't end with you.
You lose the game.
Barbra Streisand.
Omelette du fromage.
When you're watching your TV, and a man comes on and tells you how white your shirts can be, but he can't be a man because he doesn't smoke the same cigarrettes as you?
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BITCHIN'! That's just the reaction I was looking for!