
I never could say no to a fellow gentleman. You may come in good sir, as long as you can avoid spontaneously combusting in my domicile!
By kelwyn


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My fellow men of good breeding and social stature;
This permanent residence Built from bricks, mortar, slate, and various other materials gathered strenuously across the period of many hours, seems to my standards, acceptable.
*Repeatedly calling out the nineteenth letter of the Latin alphabet, before facilitating a large, loud, destructive blast causing the deconstruction of all the hard earned shelter you strived for. *
*Visage similar to that of a trolls*
Are you displeased?
Nonsense, this fella looks like a respectable and outgoing indidvidual.
Why, yes, my good sir! The best part is that the walls are reinforced with obsidian!
Your submission requires a portrait of a certain admiral of the fleet garbed in the most gentlemanly of attire if I do say so myself.
I see someone is catching on to the trend of being verbosSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSe.
I would advise you to deny the entry of the esteemed personage that is standing outside your abode for it is very likely that said personage will likely take advantage and once it enters the place on which you live he will most certainly perform an explosive act of treachery.
yet another post where i am underdressed for i lack the required e-peen to don the appropriate attire
This fine portrayal of a gentleman may in fact be an unsavory character specializing in subterfuge.
That's a very nice house you've got… it would be a real shame if someone were to… light a fusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse next to it…
Change "Old Chap" to "Young Lady" and then add "May I come in?"
Now you've got both definitions of creeper.
-Insert verbose joke here-
I want to play on the Halolz Minecraft server again, but it hasn't let me connect since the Halloween update. :(
Good evening. My name is Ervin Von Creep. I must say, your house isssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssimply sssssssssssssssssssssssssssublime, and I must know who your decorator wassssssssssssssssssss.
And that is why all houses should have a sizeable lava moat. As other creepers might not be as gentlemenly (grammer hammer in 3,2,1)
I do believe that they decided to sell themselves out
My my my! I was instructed upon my arrival in this world that we would be excavating the earth in the company of Gentlemen!
I let this kind gentlemen into my home yesterday. I have to say that dispite this man's formal appreances.
He is indeed. A madman, He ruined my collection of fine china and blew up a chuck of my home. But worst of all.
He betrayed my trust….
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I do love this housssssssssssse my good man but I believe that I just combusted
*BOOOM*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuch a fine-looking gentleman.
*sigh* If not for my poorly established sum of currency, for I would understand the rambunctious humor poised in this quaint joke of combustive gentlemen, by purchasing the aforementioned game.
Pardon me sir, but what is that protruding out of your cranium?
OH THATS JUST MY FUSSSSSSSSSSSSe-BOOM-
Shall we prepare the top hat and monocle party?