I never could say no to a fellow gentleman. You may come in good sir, as long as you can avoid spontaneously combusting in my domicile!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 16, 2010 · 12:33 PM
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My fellow men of good breeding and social stature;
This permanent residence Built from bricks, mortar, slate, and various other materials gathered strenuously across the period of many hours, seems to my standards, acceptable.
*Repeatedly calling out the nineteenth letter of the Latin alphabet, before facilitating a large, loud, destructive blast causing the deconstruction of all the hard earned shelter you strived for. *
*Visage similar to that of a trolls*
Are you displeased?
Nonsense, this fella looks like a respectable and outgoing indidvidual.
Why, yes, my good sir! The best part is that the walls are reinforced with obsidian!
Your submission requires a portrait of a certain admiral of the fleet garbed in the most gentlemanly of attire if I do say so myself.
I see someone is catching on to the trend of being verbosSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSe.
I would advise you to deny the entry of the esteemed personage that is standing outside your abode for it is very likely that said personage will likely take advantage and once it enters the place on which you live he will most certainly perform an explosive act of treachery.
yet another post where i am underdressed for i lack the required e-peen to don the appropriate attire
I have seen your request, and have decided to aid you in your pursuit of the gentlemanly rating amongst your peers, with the intention that my favor might aid me in achieving that goal as well.
This fine portrayal of a gentleman may in fact be an unsavory character specializing in subterfuge.
That's a very nice house you've got… it would be a real shame if someone were to… light a fusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse next to it…
But the esteemed personage that we speak of has promised a delicious spongy pastry for entrance into the humble abode in which he has complemented on and everyone knows the spongy pastry is defenantly not fictitious so everything should be fine…am I correct?
Change "Old Chap" to "Young Lady" and then add "May I come in?"
Now you've got both definitions of creeper.
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After pondering for a brief period of time, I have decided to dispense e-peen to the both of you on a motor powered two-wheeled vehicle, so that you may come closer to your intended goal.
I am afraid to inform you that even though the delicious spongy pastry is indeed not fictious, it is in fact the employee of an organization or government with goals contrary to your own, tipically affiliated with the effect of light with a wavelenght between 610 and 780 nm.
Also, top hat and monocle version of my avatar.
upon recieving help from the two of you
i have decided to return the favor with the despense of +1's for both of you
-Insert verbose joke here-
I want to play on the Halolz Minecraft server again, but it hasn't let me connect since the Halloween update. :(
I'm sorry, but did you just say that you would be dispensing e-peen whilst riding upon a motor powered two-wheeled vehicular transport?
*In a most gentlemanly fashion*
E-PEEN ON AUTONOMOUSLY POWERED TWO-WHEELED VEHICLES!
Good evening. My name is Ervin Von Creep. I must say, your house isssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssimply sssssssssssssssssssssssssssublime, and I must know who your decorator wassssssssssssssssssss.
And that is why all houses should have a sizeable lava moat. As other creepers might not be as gentlemenly (grammer hammer in 3,2,1)
I do believe that they decided to sell themselves out
http://www.halolz.com/2010/07/09/the-delicious-sp…
My my my! I was instructed upon my arrival in this world that we would be excavating the earth in the company of Gentlemen!
how would you get across?
I must say, your feline has certainly gotten it's attire configured perfectly for this computer screen-photography.
I thought they broke up, I just wasnt sure
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Of course, it will never be as good as Pretty. Odd.
I let this kind gentlemen into my home yesterday. I have to say that dispite this man's formal appreances.
He is indeed. A madman, He ruined my collection of fine china and blew up a chuck of my home. But worst of all.
He betrayed my trust….
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What time is it again?
I say, that is a superb structure that you have constructed for yourself.
… Ladies.
I do love this housssssssssssse my good man but I believe that I just combusted
*BOOOM*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuch a fine-looking gentleman.
*sigh* If not for my poorly established sum of currency, for I would understand the rambunctious humor poised in this quaint joke of combustive gentlemen, by purchasing the aforementioned game.
That's HIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL.
I say, you are at 68. Plus one barrage is in order here.
Why I am!!! Quite a surprise indeed!
btw… Its nine. In the afternoon.
Pardon me sir, but what is that protruding out of your cranium?
OH THATS JUST MY FUSSSSSSSSSSSSe-BOOM-
Why yes, it does appear to be that time again.
I guess it's time to start
*puts on sunglasses*
Folkin' Around
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
they must be big sunglasses if your eyes are the size of the moon!
What a riveting fable, my brothers
[Insert verbose gentlemanly reply here]
many thanks, kind sir, for now I do beleive I might reconsider this man entry into my abode. for if he is quite the madman you have told, then all might be lost in my efforts to house him.
Shall we prepare the top hat and monocle party?
totally!!
parties are AWESOME!!
YAY!!!! PARTY TIME! E-PEEN OF 70!
fuck yea!
monocle time!