When properly motivated, Sir Kemper is a one man army!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 13, 2010 · 12:09 PM
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…new Solider update?
No, if God didn't want you dead, He wouldn't have created Soldier, Gary Fucking Oak, or ME (but most of all me.)
I hold your lives in my hands; I could buy you back from the grave if I wanted to. and I NEVER want to.
New Class: Sin of Nature.
OP?
It's got nothing to do with God.
Soldier was playing Guile's theme while this was happening.
Too bad Gabe Newell keeps eating the ideas.
I say that to bugs I kill.
Akimbo’d shotguns? That’s it. We’re f*cked.
But I don't even have a cellph-*monitor'd*
Sniper, what are you doing up there? Your class can't rocket jump, get down here, you look ridiculous.
-1 Troll detected! Go home and be a family man!
Here, have a +1 for great justice.
Typical moment where some dude thinks he can manhandle anything at him instead of working for the team. Such men are usually attained the status of "noobs".
Watch in awe as he rushes in a one-against-way-too-many-enemies situation and gets grinded to dust. He'll also destroy the moment of surprise and your team is utterly raped. Though at least he might be a nice distraction to tick them off while you retreat to safer ground.
And now this whole situation made me seriously consider using the mic on Skype the next time I do a Brocoop, tactics make a huge difference.
Hum…Kaiba, being able to kill virtual monsters doesn't mean you hold lives in your hands.
I know you wanted a real Blue-eyes White Dragon to play with you, but let's face the truth: you are not summoning real monsters, you are playing a children's game, and worst of all…you are not even able to play it on a motorcycle!
LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY….
at least I have chicken!
I don't need to play a children's card-game on motorcycles. I can do something that none of you can do: play a children's card-game while driving a new convertible while also being able to make a check for the new convertible on the spot.
And if I can threaten suicide by explosive effects of a hologram, then I'm pretty sure I'm killing real monsters.
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl <a href="http:…” target=”_blank”>=http://www.ps3…
HURR Right click on link and select open in new window or tab :C
Totally unrelated: I just came back from playing TF2 after a break, and I got stats 22:3 as a spy.
Can someone do the version of this screen with a spy, wearing a white fedora, please? ^^
-1 Troll attacked +1 Helper
*Dispenses +1
So you can kill virtual monsters with a kick-ass dragon, you still have the problem of killing the actual people which you have yet to do. I am pretty sure you haven't killed or blown up anyone, and kidnapping an old man doesn't count because that was your gay clown evil side that did that.
Inb4 Fat Gabe Newell joke, episode 3 is delay again.
I still think they should take the http://guarddog.50webs.com/ idea and run with it.
That was an amazing killing spree. BY ME.
Hey Kaiba… is that a Blue Eyes behind you?
*cue spy backstab*
Actually if God had wanted you to live he would not have created that spy behind you.
Kaiba, Kaiba, Kaiba…
Remember you created the setting for Yu-Gi-Oh GX.
Yeah, think about that one while you go stand in the corner of shame.
+1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!
But what if the atheists are right and there is no god? What would that make soldier? A mistake of nature??
Or perhaps……..WALKING VOMIT!!!
+1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!?
Hey, -1 Troll didja hear that!? +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
*The BLU Eyes was actually a RED Eyes in disguise.*
Fat Gabe Newell jokes? Oh, I have one! I heard the real reason episode 3 is taking so long was because Gabe mistook a file disk for a doughnut.
*grabs from behind, slits throat*
Backstabs are so 2007
And from that day forward anytime a bunch of corpses are together in the same place it's called an OVERKILL!
Unless it's a graveyard!
+1'S ON MOTORBIKES!!!!!!!
(BSB Fail)
*sneaks away from computer* I DID NO-*monitor'd*
Heh heh, I doubt we'll live to see Episode 3 released.
Episode 3 is the new Duke Nukem Forever.
People should give up before losing more hope.
If this is "God's Work", God should've played more.
Look at your God, now back to me. Back at your God, now back to me.
Sadly, he's not as close to you as me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on the ruined wasteland that once was where you were standing (so the same, but now on fire). What's in your hand? I have it. It's your wallet containing all of your money and credit cards. Look again. The wallet is now on fire! Anything is possible when you have a rocket launcher (as your argument is both invalid, and it allowed me to "acquire" all the resources to do this). I'm on a horse. *cue theme music*
The cruel irony is the BLU Eyes can set the Pyro on fire now.
Wasn't DNF picked up by a new studio who is actually going to release it now?
oh its going to be out in january of next year, but Im just saying when DNF was still in development hell last year.
am i cursed to be forever trapped at 68?
Freaking. Un-believable.
I was stuck at 81 for a long time. God knows how the E-peen system works.
Nothing says "god hates you" like a drunk soldier chasing you with incendiary missiles.
http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/f/ff/Soldier_taunts10…
I swear, if that game ends up sucking after 12 years…
Hes not drunk, hes high… on war, and he loves it!
Seeing that acronym made me think of a Duke Nukem is never coming out joke:
DNFDNF (Duke Nukem: Forever Did Not Finish).
Eh? Eh? Eh…
Then God said: "Screw the rules, I'm God!"
^^Duke Nukem: ForNever.
They knew what would happen.
Mine suddenly jumped to 116 after 2 or 3 comments, now it's getting smaller every few comments.
+1'S ON MOTORCYCLES??!?
I think it might have something to do with # of points/# of comments, but I have no evidence to back that up
*gives +1*
Nope.
I had the misfortune to witness this event. I took so much damage, I respawned 20 minutes later.
Look at your comment, now back to mine, now back at your comment BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isnt my comment. But if people stopped trolling and posted lagitamate crap, it could be mine. Look down, back up. Where are we? Were in a peacefull internet where everyone gets along and dosent troll. Whats in your hand? Back to me. I have it. Its my amazing comment. Look again THE COMMENT IS NOW DIMONDS. Anythings is possable with the right amount of sence. Im on a Mac.
(This comment is unrelated, ur not a troll :) )
Go home and be a maggot man!
Can't tell if those are -1 trolls, or if I just really failed with that joke. I thought I couldn't go wrong with a LoZ reference…
No. IT'D MAKE HIM THE NEXT STEP IN EVOLUTION.
IF GOD HAD HATED YOU HE WOULD NOT HAVE SENT HIM WITH INCENDIARY ROCKETS.
He would've used nuclear chainsaw rockets.
IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO SCORE THAT MANY POINTS HE WOULD NOT HAVE SENT ME!
…and he didn't.
Good for you. :D
MOTORCYCLES ON +1'S?!
Oh wait…
*isn't
*legitimate
*We're
*peaceful
*doesn't
*What's
*DIAMONDS
*Anything is
*possible
*sense
Look at your typos. Now back to me.
*gets run over by the mass of +1s ON MOTORCYCLES*
What? SOLDIER is evolving!
C'mon guys, I have other stuff to do. don't keep calling me for stuff like this.
*MassiveDamage pressed B*
Damn, oh well least he'll learn ROCKET JUMP faster.
Why would you want him to learn that? All it does is sacrifice half his health to maximize his speed. Even BODYSHOT or FLARE GUN would take him out after that.
Good point, however when using ROCKET JUMP his accuracy and evasion would increase, thus making such attacks ineffective.
But such high Lvl SNIPERs are very rare indeed. However if such an encounter happened I would simply send out SPY instead and use BACKSTAB, since it's super effective.
Well, since I did bring up the competitive nature of the game, if it was a single battle, one would either have a DEMOMAN set up STEALTH STICKIES right at the beginning of the match, or have SNIPER hold RAZORBACK. If it were a double battle, a simple SNIPER PYRO combo could easily prevent the BACKSTAB.
My thoughts about that class"I want to put you….in my pants…"
Um… I think putting a German Shepard in your pants might end badly. Especially considering it has rockets.
Bee used sting!
Its not very effective…
KamikazeGible Flinched!
Bee used allergies!
Its super effective!
KamikazeGible fainted!
Oooh, the ultimate comeback…
I'm glad I didn't make a mistake like that
This conversation is full of win.
*Dispenses +1s all around*
References are to be used sparingly I guess…
…and knowing is half the battle…
COMBOBREAKERS ON MOTORCYCLES?!
I still think you're the sole reason why Episode 3 isn't coming out.
69 GET! :D
So… when are we having the party?
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The FF Victory is here, someone get this man a tophat and monacle
No, if god has hated you, he would not have sent him with nuclear chainsaw rockets…
God would have sent Kain Highwind after you.
umm kaiba could use the help now
+1 to everyone here! and kaiba!
I'd gladly play with ye sometime, If you gave me your SteamID. Then, we'd see, who is worthy of "backstabbing" Scout's Mom!
IN 3D!
Thankfully, your typos are not mine. But they could BE mine. (And it scares the living hell outta me D8)
A Soldier using the Frontier Justice and Scattergun? Both weapons that he doesn't even use? DOES NOT COMPUTE
WHERE ARE YOUR CARD GAMES NOW?!