IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 13, 2010 · 12:09 PM 
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93 Responses to “IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!”

  1. Annonith on November 13th, 2010 12:16 pm

    …new Solider update?

  2. Seto_Kaiba on November 13th, 2010 12:19 pm

    No, if God didn't want you dead, He wouldn't have created Soldier, Gary Fucking Oak, or ME (but most of all me.)

    I hold your lives in my hands; I could buy you back from the grave if I wanted to. and I NEVER want to.

  3. meinmattias on November 13th, 2010 12:21 pm

    New Class: Sin of Nature.

    OP?

  4. Xenomorph42Q on November 13th, 2010 12:22 pm

    It's got nothing to do with God.

    Soldier was playing Guile's theme while this was happening.

  5. KamikazeGible on November 13th, 2010 12:37 pm

    I say that to bugs I kill.

  6. Firebanesword on November 13th, 2010 12:37 pm

    Akimbo’d shotguns? That’s it. We’re f*cked.

  7. Annonith on November 13th, 2010 12:44 pm

    But I don't even have a cellph-*monitor'd*

  8. ZegenRuki on November 13th, 2010 12:48 pm

    Sniper, what are you doing up there? Your class can't rocket jump, get down here, you look ridiculous.

  9. DTurboKiller on November 13th, 2010 12:55 pm

    Typical moment where some dude thinks he can manhandle anything at him instead of working for the team. Such men are usually attained the status of "noobs".
    Watch in awe as he rushes in a one-against-way-too-many-enemies situation and gets grinded to dust. He'll also destroy the moment of surprise and your team is utterly raped. Though at least he might be a nice distraction to tick them off while you retreat to safer ground.

    And now this whole situation made me seriously consider using the mic on Skype the next time I do a Brocoop, tactics make a huge difference.

  10. Vlauer on November 13th, 2010 2:04 pm

    Totally unrelated: I just came back from playing TF2 after a break, and I got stats 22:3 as a spy.

    Can someone do the version of this screen with a spy, wearing a white fedora, please? ^^

  11. SS4FireFox on November 13th, 2010 3:28 pm

    That was an amazing killing spree. BY ME.

  12. Axel_X on November 13th, 2010 6:21 pm

    Actually if God had wanted you to live he would not have created that spy behind you.

  13. RickO_ on November 13th, 2010 8:31 pm

    But what if the atheists are right and there is no god? What would that make soldier? A mistake of nature??

    Or perhaps……..WALKING VOMIT!!!

  14. Sir_Nox on November 13th, 2010 10:39 pm

    And from that day forward anytime a bunch of corpses are together in the same place it's called an OVERKILL!

    Unless it's a graveyard!

  15. NoChorus on November 14th, 2010 12:58 am

    If this is "God's Work", God should've played more.

  16. TheAceOfSkulls on November 14th, 2010 1:08 am

    Look at your God, now back to me. Back at your God, now back to me.
    Sadly, he's not as close to you as me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on the ruined wasteland that once was where you were standing (so the same, but now on fire). What's in your hand? I have it. It's your wallet containing all of your money and credit cards. Look again. The wallet is now on fire! Anything is possible when you have a rocket launcher (as your argument is both invalid, and it allowed me to "acquire" all the resources to do this). I'm on a horse. *cue theme music*

  17. GameboyPATH on November 14th, 2010 2:39 am

    Freaking. Un-believable.

  18. Dimomarg on November 14th, 2010 3:22 am

    Nothing says "god hates you" like a drunk soldier chasing you with incendiary missiles.

  19. Reclaimer077 on November 14th, 2010 2:29 pm

    I had the misfortune to witness this event. I took so much damage, I respawned 20 minutes later.

  20. spaghettiweegee on November 14th, 2010 3:50 pm

    Can't tell if those are -1 trolls, or if I just really failed with that joke. I thought I couldn't go wrong with a LoZ reference…

  21. RickO_ on November 14th, 2010 6:49 pm

    But such high Lvl SNIPERs are very rare indeed. However if such an encounter happened I would simply send out SPY instead and use BACKSTAB, since it's super effective.

  22. Fatehehhhh on November 17th, 2010 9:14 am

    A Soldier using the Frontier Justice and Scattergun? Both weapons that he doesn't even use? DOES NOT COMPUTE

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