Awesome! Now if someone could just fill this Minecraft server full of actual Pocket Monsters I could finally live out my Pokemon MMO fantasies.
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(341 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)






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Creeper used Self-Destruct!
It was Super-Effective!
There's a point where you have to say "You know what? I have waaay too much time on my hands. maybe I should go outside"
You immediatly go back to mincraft, though
Always with the normal-types being super effective…
Somehow, Mt. Moon lost something for not being ambushed by a bat every 2 steps.
'outside'?
I don't believe I've played that game.
Minecraft: now with free health care!
It's kinda dull, but there's all kinds of stuff coming out for it all the time. and the graphics are top notch. story's very differant. it can be good or bad depending on your choises. Like mass effect, but not as cool
Dang, this guy deserves one-thousand internets. And a life supply of whores.
Don't forget the death penalty…Can never play again.
Unless you join a certain religion faction, but then you start again with nothing. bummer.
Unrelated: Today, I thought of the best house ever. Make it out of diamonds? Nah, been done to death. Make it out of leaves? Nah, too annoying to grow.
Why not build it out of destruction itself? The bodies of my mortal enemy would make a fine building material indeed. I tried to make a house out of creepers. Two rows of glass blocks that I lured creepers into one at a time arranged in this pattern:
Closed end -> |_-_-_-_ <-- Open end (Fill when finished with wall)
Every Creeper would fill up one slot, done by raising every other creeper up one block and then placing glass so they could not jump onto or fall down into the space beside them. I was sad to find out due to the Creeper AI and despawning, I was not able to accomplish my task. If Notch or a modder ever implements the ability to make a mob stay permanently, I shall try again to complete my ultimate house.
At least he wasn't ambushed by Gary motherfucking Oak!
Why are green and purple the same, asides from a dash?
Of course, some religious factions require you to die in order to reach the next level. However, the next level is dependent on your choices in the first level.
Maybe the green represents people that are only looking for a girlfriend at an average rate?
Except when they're closed.
Anyone who makes an mp3 of this song gets as many thumbs up as I can give them. And cookies. SO MUCH NONSTALGIA. Now i need to find my GB and play my old Japanese copy of Blue…
Now watch Kanto be reduced to a smoking pile of rubble when our Trainer hero stumbles upon the Creeper spawns.
Was anyone else disappointed when there was no snorlax?
Welcome to the world of minecraft!
My name is Oak. People call me the pokemon prof!
This world is inhabited by crepperssssssss…. OH SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTT! (Big Explosion)
Now, would it be easier or harder to sleep with the constant SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?
Lemonade still costs a fortune though
And old men are offering you a pet with super powers in exchange for your mother.
Yeah it isn't worth it, all that happens is you get to watch your avatar boil in lava for the rest of the game or float around on a cloud doing nothing.
Lavendar town'll be a bitch with all them zombies and skeletons.
… Good question.
*lowers top hat in shame, Professor Layton-style*
Maybe he was fighting a Creep-Kleon?
A wild CREEPER appeared!
PLAYER tried to run away!
It's not very effective…
CREEPER used EXPLOSION!
CREEPER destroyed your house, killed you and everybody you love.
…suddenly I think that PokeCraft is not such a good idea.
This must have taken hours upon countless hours to build. For that, I congratulate the builders, then I ridicule them for having no life.
Creeper's self-destruct is indeed SSSSSSSuper effective at pissing people off.
Dude… is there any way to download this?!
Are you a Block or a Girl?
Actually, I think it may be the people who are not only average looking and fun, but also scare away girls with their Grammar Naziness.
My inner CDO is crying with joy at such attention to detail.
Someone has to make a mod or SOMETHING so we can have pokemon in there.
MAKE IT HAPPEN INTERWEBS.
And I thought the SSSSSSSSSSSS when my game broke was static…
DAMN YOU CREEPER!
A fair trade.
What happens if you and your opponent run out of pokemon at the same time?
…………Fuck.
"And that's all I have to say about that."
(+1 for reference)
OBJECTION!!!!
It's pronounced:
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!"
pokemon MMO fantasies. everyone has them.
They used smalls trees for tall grass, so what did they use for small trees?
Excellent question, dear A_Creative_Name!
If I recall it correctly, it is the one making the last killing blow that win;
E.G. if you use Self-Destruct on your opponents pokémon and it lose all its HP, your opponents pokémon will faint before your own pokémon, resulting in a victory for you!
Please, correct me if I'm wrong.
Nice to know Minecraft is more humiliating than being a level 80 paladin now.
I have two things to say: one: this is so accurate, it is scary
two: now go make johto and the sevii islands
You spend hours upon hours, day upon days, month begetting month, and you finally create the Kanto region in Minecraft with perfection. Not a single flaw to be seen. However it's not like you could craft any Pokemon, because that'd be wasting your life more than you already have. You record a video, feeling proud of yourself. Before posting your video, you watch it again and realize there's no Snorlax. While on the other hand, there are no other Pokemon either, but you feel the urge to put the Snorlax in front of Diglett's Cave, since he was just that neccesary. You delete your video and go back to playing Minecraft so you can insert something in place for Snorlax. But you know who pops out of the blue and ruins all your hard work?
CREEPER MOTHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSING OAK.
This would probably make an awesome adventure map once that mode gets put in.
Awesome.
Now ChronoSquare should get to work on adding on the Johto region to that.
For reference: CDO = Obsessive-compulsive disorder, but the letters are in alphabetical order, LIKE THEY SHOULD BE.
Are you implying that girls don't like Grammar Nazis, good sir?
…A giiirl?
I didn't even need to watch this to give it five stars.
But now I did and I wish I could give it six.
At first, I saw this post as a Minecraft submission I finally feel comfortable enough to comment on (seeing as I don't play).
After watching that video, I'm now thoroughly convinced I have to get involved in this fantastic new world of possibility and wonder, and excel at it, above and beyond others…or to put it another way…
I want to be the very best, like no-one ever was.
That guy that asks if you believe in ghosts would be saying something quite different I imagine…
I'd probably say the worst feature is you can't turn off the auto-save. Sometimes if I've made a huge error in judgement, I'd turn off the game without saving and do it right the next time. No such option.
I bet you'll still find the occasional floating rock though.
To mine things is our real test,
To build stuff is our cause.
I fear there's been some lack of information here.
I urge everyone to go to the video's Youtube page, but in short, the Pokecraft Project is a group build. ChronoSquare did not do all of that himself. I realise now that the video lacks this information. It also doesn't mention the server, which can be found under "Bidoof_King's Playhouse" in Classic Multiplayer.
(for reference I'm one of the builders for this project)
We're going to do Johto last. We currently have Hoenn done in addition to the Kanto above (Hoenn, incidentally, is far better than Kanto, which itself has had an upgrade with regards to interiors since this video was made). We've also got the Hoenn Battle Frontier and the Sevii Islands and are working on Sinnoh (which is significantly better looking than even Hoenn).
Actually Kanto only took a few weeks.
Hoenn was the one that took 7 months.
Saplings?
Sevii Islands are done. Also Hoenn and the Battle Frontier.
We don't have any other videos though, so if you want to see them you'll have to drag open Minecraft Classic and visit "Bidoof_King's Playhouse".
Wow… Pacman's eating his competition again. What have I told people about leaving him out of pie charts?!
I will travel across the land mining far and wide
each pokecraft to under stand the power thats inside(caves)!
Pokecraft gotta build it all!(you and me!)
I know it's my destiny, (Pokemon!)
OoOohh your my best friend in a world me must defend
Pokecraft! gotta build it all!(our hearts so true!)
my pickaxe will pull me through
you teach me and I teach you, pokecraft!!!
Gotta build it all! (Gotta build it all!) POKECRAFT!!
(never leave me alone with nothing to do because I WILL be extremely bored.)
More importantly, how screwed would you be if you had a gas leak?
I hate the enemy variety becuase there aren't any enemies for some factions. The AI pathfinding skills are just as bad as starcraft 1because they end up bumping into each other and all the short people hit me with their umbrellas. Some pretty cool custom levels and a good anti hack system make it bearable for now…
That… may be the best thing I have seen in all my life. I bow down to the higher power. Needs moar minekips! :P
Waaaaaiiiiiit were those multi level dungeons at the end? HOLY DAMN!
If that's the case, then how come the side of my master cave fortress doesn't explode into 126 blocks of the 6th item on my bar?
I have to admit, that looks pretty fucking awesome. If it had pokemon running around I think I would've had a nerdgasm in the first five seconds of the video. Y'know, as opposed to having it in the first ten seconds.
E.P.I.C!!!
It's just a matter of time, nintendo milks every decent franchise it gets its grubby mitts on to death [see: mario, sonic, samus, etc...] So it's inevitable.
It'll make money, ergo, nintendo will want it.
The only thing I have to say is the Kanto is a grassland, so there are too many mountains. Other than that, this was badass.Also, need links to music in vid.
It's so beautiful… Now set it on fire!
use small trees.
If that dont work?
use more small trees.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS! Everybody knows that being grammatically uptight is a huge turn on to chicks!
Grammar Nazis get all the bitches!
Beat me to it. +2
Face it, that would be awesome.
We've done the Sevii Islands (and Hoenn/Hoenn Battle Frontier). There's no video for the other though, but you can see the maps at Bidoof_King's Playhouse, public classic mode server.
Kanto's also received upgrades, particularly to the interiors of buildings.
Well duh! He's using windows.
GRIEFER used UNBUILD!
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
tall grass
That was the single best 5 minutes of my life.
My pitiful little MineCrap world seems so… failtacular.
I think it would be reaSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuring.
OBJECTION!
In every Pokemon game, if your last Pokemon used self-destruct/explosion, even if you would finish your opponents party you would lose.
Here's my team:
Pokecraft 1: Creeper
Pokecraft 2: Creeper
Pokecraft 3: Creeper
Pokecraft 4: Creeper
Pokecraft 5: Creeper
Pokecraft 6: Creeper
Create a few hundred alt accounts and five star it.
What's their nature/EV/moveset?
They are all adament, max att and spd, with one move explosion.
You do know that a single Protect/Detect will ruin your strategy right?
Add Harden and String Shot to their movesets and that problem should be solved.
*zooms out at :31*
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Pops out of the blue"
I SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSee what you did thar.
Or did I miSSSSSSSSS it?
Frankly, it [the map] didn't look too exciting, but would be fun to explore.besides, like Kam said kanto is a grassland if there's no grass how are you going to find many pokemon in there?
We want YOU [to build more epic maps]!