At least in this game the giant dicks exploding in your face are green! Not that… you know… I’ve had OTHER dicks exploding in my face. THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER
By cool dude Chris Jeffery [Cartridge Comics]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 8, 2010 · 9:49 AM
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quick, build an obsidian wall! oh wait, you just got in. yeah, you are screwed. want to come play world of warcraft?
Ours is the dick that will pierce the heavens!
Bottom two frames have a torch flipping you off.
Cannot unsee.
Then you step through a portal and end up in the nether. Suddenly you find yourself longing for hell, where things were nice.
Welcome to Minecraft! Enjoy sitting in a dirt hole for a week because you can't figure out how to make a mining pick!
2Fort? In my Minecraft?
If not, IT MUST BE MADE SO!
Shit I kinda want to post that
"Zombies want your brains."
Normal.
"Skeletons want to make you a pin cushion."
Not unheard of.
"Giant dicks want to explode in your face."
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…Shit. That's normal too.
thsnk you for not telling me that the creepers are from this game.
kidding i luvs all of yallz
Creepers just want to be hugged!
They go oink!
Dicks want to explode in your face, just like in real life.
rel="nofollow">…Ladies.
Cannot… unsee…
Gentlemen…
Minecraft cp_gravelpit?
Trying for easy, yet still awesome.
I actually thought about that one.
It'd be hard, but I think it'd be well worth it.
I also just realized. We could make Minepit. It'd be easy as hell too.
Spiders want to rape you.
YOU FUCKING LIAR!! It's still the Dead Rising 2 one.
Peni -- I mean Creeper used "explosion"
it's effective???
Minecraft in a damn nutshell!
…Damn creepers! ya don't notice them untill the sizzle then -- KA-BOOOOOM!!!
Awesome!! Now I have solid proof that Mine craft is gay…or at least Bisexual…
It can't help it.
You turn it on too much.
Wait, that's suppose to be Minecraft? I thought it was just describing life as we know it.
on the contrary you can build a massive stuff with blocks and mine gold! childeren? Screw them!
It appears to be blocked by viacom.
Oh well, it's probably for my better that I don't see it.