At least in this game the giant dicks exploding in your face are green! Not that… you know… I’ve had OTHER dicks exploding in my face. THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER
By cool dude Chris Jeffery [Cartridge Comics]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 8, 2010 · 9:49 AM
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quick, build an obsidian wall! oh wait, you just got in. yeah, you are screwed. want to come play world of warcraft?
Ours is the dick that will pierce the heavens!
Bottom two frames have a torch flipping you off.
Cannot unsee.
GODDAMMIT
This dick of mine glows with a AWESOME POWER!
its burning hiss tells me it will defeat you!
TAKE THIS!
MY LOATH!
MY ANGER!
AND ALL OF YOUR BASE!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNNIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPEEEEEEEEERRRRR!
I don't suppose you could clear the username Krautman for the Minecraft server? I just got the game last night.
Then you step through a portal and end up in the nether. Suddenly you find yourself longing for hell, where things were nice.
A shiney Creeper! *throws pokeball and presses B*
Welcome to Minecraft! Enjoy sitting in a dirt hole for a week because you can't figure out how to make a mining pick!
TAKE THAT!
Scott said his way of getting a pokeming pwas pressing B.
…And shall slap the very face of God
2Fort? In my Minecraft?
If not, IT MUST BE MADE SO!
Do a search on Youtube. I think I've seen a couple videos, although they weren't that great.
Shit I kinda want to post that
1. Buy Minecraft
2. Suck at it
3. Find out there's a Minecraft Wiki
4. Make everything
5. Game is no longer fun
*shake*
*shake*
*pops out* Aww, it appeared to be caught!
CREEPER used SELF-DESTRUCT!
*Slap gameboyPATH*
Why you! Don't you know that having a different opinion in Halolz get you -1?
(btw someone -1, i tried to heal you back)
"Zombies want your brains."
Normal.
"Skeletons want to make you a pin cushion."
Not unheard of.
"Giant dicks want to explode in your face."
…
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…Shit. That's normal too.
Darn it Smartmonkey, I knew the consequences! Leave me to my fate! (but thank you)
And for the record, Minecraft is still fun for me, but I think it's more fun to discover the crafting results, rare materials, and dangers myself, rather than referring to an extensive guide.
thsnk you for not telling me that the creepers are from this game.
kidding i luvs all of yallz
post it anyway
Well yea, but a little nudge toward crafting (first pick?) goes a long way!
Creepers just want to be hugged!
They go oink!
Can't let you double post that, Shawn Handyside!
Actually you are able to delete my comments and post it yourself, so…hum…
Don't edit me bro! ;_;
Dicks want to explode in your face, just like in real life.
rel="nofollow">…Ladies.
me too Shawn,
please add 'kanohistorm' to the whitelist :)
promise I won't erect a giant Rick Astley model
Cannot… unsee…
Gentlemen…
Oh hey, another reason why Halolz > Bob's.
Minecraft cp_gravelpit?
Trying for easy, yet still awesome.
I actually thought about that one.
It'd be hard, but I think it'd be well worth it.
I also just realized. We could make Minepit. It'd be easy as hell too.
I don't see why not, as long as the community works together. With enough effort we could have most of the best maps all there eventually. Hell, it'd be hard to plan out, but you could make a rough recreation of the TF2 "world" as seen on this map: http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/
But that's just me being optimistic.
Spiders want to rape you.
Cower in fear, Mentlegen, because Shawn Handyside is going to edit the crap out of you!
I know, I'm terrible. I shouldn't be using rival soursessssssssss.
I SSSSSSSSSSSSee what you did there.
You started a "SSSSSSS" puns sequence, 9001 S's shall be used.
Add two frames that have to do with Ghasts and Zombie Pigmen.
Tell me what you think would be on each of the new frames.
Ugh, I hate those EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!!!
FLYING SQUIDS WANT TO SET YOU ON FIRE.
It'll probably get old after a few commentsssssssssssssssssssssss.
YOU FUCKING LIAR!! It's still the Dead Rising 2 one.
KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
Peni -- I mean Creeper used "explosion"
it's effective???
odd i can't seem to be able to connect to the halolz minecraft server after the halloween update…
Minecraft in a damn nutshell!
…Damn creepers! ya don't notice them untill the sizzle then -- KA-BOOOOOM!!!
looks to me like rule 34 is out and about…
Awesome!! Now I have solid proof that Mine craft is gay…or at least Bisexual…
It can't help it.
You turn it on too much.
Wait, that's suppose to be Minecraft? I thought it was just describing life as we know it.
If it's not too much trouble, could you add me (Hatley) to the whitelist too?
on the contrary you can build a massive stuff with blocks and mine gold! childeren? Screw them!
It appears to be blocked by viacom.
Oh well, it's probably for my better that I don't see it.
Mr. Minecraft used ARROWS!
It's super effective!