I never get tired of Heavy Weapons Guy saying “Gentlemen… BEHOLD!”
With xcloudx01 around who even needs ATHF anymore?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 2, 2010 · 5:41 PM
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
*facepalm*
You'd see this stuff earlier if you checked the forum…
Dr. Heavy: Gentlemen, behold! I have grafted Sasha to my groin!
Medic: Wow.
Dr. Heavy: You know, so I'll fit in with the rest of the team.
Medic: Yeah, how do you go to the bathroom?
Think Shawn queues stuff up to post later, not necessarily right when he finds it.
Or not.
Heavy's tappin' mah sentry!
Think we should give him a break for not checking the thread every single day?
Dispenser: YOU LYING WHORE.
I effing knew it, 4Chan and bad parenting is getting more influence and infecting everyone on the internet now!
I mean c'mon, no little girl 10 years ago would even think of what you are doing!
Heavy: Gentlemen… BEHOLD! My time-space contin-- *freeze*
Medic: …..What?! *walks over* Er, Doctor Weird? *pushes him over*
Heavy: *gibbed*
Medic: See ya later, have a good weekend! *runs*
and thats why I am not posting in that topic any more. Oh btw I got to see whats new there…
Well, that's what he made the thread for. Hell, that's what he made that entire section of the site for.
*checks forums*
Yeah i do need to read this more O-o
Is it me, or does that girl look a bit like Rangiku from Bleach?
Engineer seemed to have a bit of trouble coming up with a Sentry replacement for his update back then…
And so Heavy was credit to Team…Fortress 2 that very day.
ok ill add, sex/fetish obsession to the list.
this is almost as bad as to finding out what sumomomo was. *shiver*
but seriously though, do people in this day and age have no morals? or am I only seeing the ugly side of the world?
Apparently the gestation period for a sentry is about five minutes.
Ah, two of my favorite things…
In retrospect, perhaps I should clarify. Those two things would be TF2 & ATHF.
So, is anyone else wondering about Sasha at this point? It looks like he cheated on Sasha, big time.
All it needs is another machine that is a possible object of Heavy's affection, and this can become a harem anime.
Scratch that-
One of them needs DD cup, another needs AAA cup, and the third needs to be of the character that no one really gives a shit about. And then there needs to be 1-3 more wall flowers with absolutely no variation in "depth".
well that's just "Prime"…
*boolets spray out of heavy's mouth*
…Are you implying that no one cares about Nagato?
*Goes to Wikipedia*
Hmmm…a chick fighting for a dude's affections…seems pretty normal to me in terms of Japanese stuff…I mean, after all…I've seen worse…
I guess you could say that his exhaust pipe was working at…
*shades*
…OPTIMUM efficiency.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I have a message for you from Gary Oak.
It says *ahem*:
Dear Seto,
GTFO of here and go back to your children's card games. You're ruining my moment with Sasha.
Sincerely,
Gark Motherfuckin' Oak
P.S. You can't ignore my girth. It commands you to obey.
Dear GMFO,
I'm ruining YOUR moment with Sasha?
I may be adopted but at least my grandfather didn't have sex with my mom.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have Blue eyes dragons to play on motorcycles.
Kaiba
So your favorite things are…. *reads 2nd line* DAMN! Curse you second line! CURSE YOU!
*Uses wikipedia*
Well, that wasn't scary…
*Uses google images*
O_O
Luckly, my hope in humanity was already dead.
Gentlemen! Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body ALL THE WAY TO DUSTBOWL!!!
haha, someone beat me to it.
That machine said it loved me. Scandalous wench! D:
They have to pump out those babies as fast as possible. They're in a war zone!
I hope he's kidding, Nagato is possibly one of the most popular characters.
What? No.
I couldn't care less if Haruhi didn't exist.
Nagato is number 2.
A mini-dispenser?
That was already done. Unfortunately it was by someone else… which I'll have to find once a chance arises.
Well, Nagato is the AAA girl, and Mikuru is the DD…
But does it count as a harem anime?
I think the definition of harem genre is 3 or more girls who possess the same object of affection. The question is the degree of which the anime is centered around harem.
GENTLEMEN!!!
gotta love science, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!!
okay… maybe just science
To give credit where credit is due, she IS one sexy beast.
well when you say it like that, it does sound normal, and when I heard first intro song from Stepmania (mugen for DDR) it sounded catchy, but when I saw the actual intro…
A SECOND GRADER WANTS TO HAVE BABIES WITH A COLLEGE DUDE.
Ive seen worse too, but still thats just wrong trying to justify the action.
Very little. It's more of an occasional love triangle, since Yuki really only shows affection to him during the movie.
wait… upon research and a few nightmares I came……to a conclusion
is…is sumomomo princess robot bubblegum's pilot or something? or viceversa
Generic TF2 Joke
-Generic YYEEEAAAHHHHHH *Shades*
-Generic Picture
-Generic Reply to the first post about sandvich-
*Conversation End* +1 thumbs up
She's ten you sick fuck! (Had to, didn't see anyone use this response yet. )
Screw your money; you can't beat Yugi.
For Science: An extremely effective excuse to perform completely irrational, stupid and/or dangerous actions.
I got another message from Gary Oak for you. Why he sends me to give these to you I don't know…*ahem*:
Dear Seto,
HA!!! Joke's on you bitch!!! My mother is my grandfather's daughter-in-law so it's legit. PWNED!!! He just got to her before my dad did. I learned from the best, so screw the rest.
Sincerely,
Gary Motherfuckin' Oak
P.S. Don't forget to tip the messenger boy. He needs payment for some more decent clothes. I don't have time to pimp-slap you personally. I'm doing your mother.
…
HEY!!! Grr…GARY…
how about a mini teleporter? looks cool! and it can disappear!
-Ponders on the thought and turns two teleporters on their sides as he squeezes the entry and exit upon each other-
We have a forum?! O_O
To continue, please insert credit…
It would seem that Megatron likes to use a lot of
*Shades*
Lubricant.
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Gentlemen… BEHOLD! I HAVE PAINTED HOT ROD FLAMES ON THESE BOXING GLOVES! (holds up GRU)
True!
e.g. Nuclear weapon => Dangerous
Talking Robots => Stupid
You know, with a submission title of "For Science", I'm surprised this hasn't been said yet:
"You monster."
Dr. Weird had a lot of metal.
It is a mini sentry… those things spring up pretty fast
Don't do it, you'll destroy the universe!
What's in dustbowl?
Why it's your mama, Medic. GET THE SKULLCUTTER!!!
*Opens letter*
OH GAWD WHY?!? I HATE CLOWNS!!
now that you mention it… O_o
You may as well divide by zero.
Oh whould you look at that. Kaiba and his gay clowns are at it again. How enjoyable.
Dammit!!! I'm all out of quarters!!!
WHO SAYS you can't make love and war at the same time???
a sentry?…drunk?
Can sentrys say no?
Pedobot?
Dear Seto, and Jimmy
You two should settle this the only logical way:
a CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!!!
The Original Spartan_Laser
YES! This has just inspired me to do something on minecraft.
HI KAIBA :3